Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

My big problem with talking about Bob lately is that there are only so many ways to say "This person is disgusting." I mean sometimes he'll say something interestingly stupid, but usually he just spews out bile like one of those Boomers in Left4Dead.
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(Or as I like to call them, MovieBobs.)
 
My big problem with talking about Bob lately is that there are only so many ways to say "This person is disgusting." I mean sometimes he'll say something interestingly stupid, but usually he just spews out bile like one of those Boomers in Left4Dead.
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(Or as I like to call them, MovieBobs.)

"Explorers in the superiority of the future. Chuds to some, dudebros to others."

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These tweets are indeed gold and certainly justify his classification as an Internet Tough Guy. But here's what strikes me: unless these supposed "altercations" happened when he was a juvenile, then finding Bob's arrest record should be easy as pie. Yet in the seven years I've been here and however many years he's had a thread, it's never appeared. Has no one ever looked?
Drunkards flailing their fists at each other get on a police record, regardless of the size of the town, not to mention you will never set foot in that bar again, they do not fuck around with that, because the first sign of a fight breaking out, people leave the place and don't come back, it is the kiss of death for a stablishment.

Also, fights and violence don't end with someone punching a person and the movie cuts to another scene. In real life if you hurt someone, not only the cops get involved, you have to deal with lawsuits, trials and a whole lot of shit, the story doesn't end with some fistacuffs, it can mean finantial ruination, losing a job, families end up destroyed over this.

Not to mention that if you are in a fight, even if you are a super bad ass like Robert here and totally kicks someone's ass, yeah people don't go quiet to the floor like a stunt man, they come back either with a knife, a gun or more people and things get ugly.

Point is, if you ever got into a fight that shit will stick with you, be either police record, lawsuits, reputation, grudges and escalation.

That is why whenever Robert talks about his fights, or most of his experiences really, it always come across something scripted, as if he saw in a movie and wants it to relate to him, as he is a compulsive liar, but he never stopped to wonder why most people go over their lives without throwing a single punch.

But Robert has an infant's understanding of the world...
 
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Drunkards flailing their fists at each other get on a police record, regardless of the size of the town, not to mention you will never set foot in that bar again, they do not fuck around with that, because the first sign of a fight breaking out, people leave the place and don't come back, it is the kiss of death for a stablishment.

Also, fights and violence don't end with someone punching a person and the movie cuts to another scene. In real life if you hurt someone, not only the cops get involved, you have to deal with lawsuits, trials and a whole lot of shit, the story doesn't end with some fistacuffs, it can mean finantial ruination, losing a job, families end up destroyed over this.

Not to mention that if you are in a fight, even if you are a super bad ass like Robert here and totally kicks someone's ass, yeah people don't go quiet to the floor like a stunt man, they come back either with a knife, a gun or more people and things get ugly.

Point is, if you ever got into a fight that shit will stick with you, be either police record, lawsuits, reputation, grudges and escalation.

That is why whenever Robert talks about his fights, or most of his experiences really, it always come across something scripted, as if he saw in a movie and wants it to relate to him, as he is a compulsive liar, but he never stopped to wonder why most people go over their lives without throwing a single punch.

But Robert has an infant's understanding of the world...
what would be even worse - again, granting for the sake of argument that ANY of this shit ever happened - is if Bob managed to dip out for home before the cops even got there. Which would be funny, because which bartender would allow him back after that nonsense? Is Bob such a great binge drinker customer that multiple barkeeps and even Properly Evolved (D)-voting patrons would cover for his ass? Or did he do it when nobody was looking, then quickly fled while said impacted CHUD was knocked the fuck out on the floor? Inquiring minds want to know!
 
Going back to conversation from a few pages ago, this is why Bob belongs in the Internet Tough Guys subforum. None of these cows are actually tough IRL, but they talk big shit online like they are. Bob will brag about being an awesome sexhaver who benchpresses 300 and beats up chuds in bars while simultaneously being a world-renowned film critic and political mastermind, but everyone can see that all his boasts are tremendously hollow. He's assuredly never had sex, he's a flabby tub of lard who's never been in a fight (and if he did, he got his ass handed to him), he blathers awful takes to a diminishing audience, and his grand political strategy boils down to killing anyone who disagrees with him. On that last one, of course he'll disguise it with weasel words and smug emojis, but we all know what he actually means.

As I said recently, I feel like there's less and less to say about him these days. He's been on repeat for a while now, cycling through the same few posts over and over, his hatred of the Bad Orange Man basically dominating his feed to the point that it's just bland anti-Drumpf nonsense. There's only so many ways you can say "Christ, what a retard." Maybe if the Theorists finally come to their senses and drop him, we might get some amusing posts where he laments how he feels betrayed by people he thought were his friends, but until then, expect more of the same.
 
He's been on repeat for a while now, cycling through the same few posts over and over, his hatred of the Bad Orange Man basically dominating his feed to the point that it's just bland anti-Drumpf nonsense.
Wait until November. Whether or not Trump wins, we will be getting some prime screeching from Bob.
 
Going back to conversation from a few pages ago, this is why Bob belongs in the Internet Tough Guys subforum. None of these cows are actually tough IRL, but they talk big shit online like they are. Bob will brag about being an awesome sexhaver who benchpresses 300 and beats up chuds in bars while simultaneously being a world-renowned film critic and political mastermind, but everyone can see that all his boasts are tremendously hollow. He's assuredly never had sex, he's a flabby tub of lard who's never been in a fight (and if he did, he got his ass handed to him), he blathers awful takes to a diminishing audience, and his grand political strategy boils down to killing anyone who disagrees with him. On that last one, of course he'll disguise it with weasel words and smug emojis, but we all know what he actually means.

As I said recently, I feel like there's less and less to say about him these days. He's been on repeat for a while now, cycling through the same few posts over and over, his hatred of the Bad Orange Man basically dominating his feed to the point that it's just bland anti-Drumpf nonsense. There's only so many ways you can say "Christ, what a retard." Maybe if the Theorists finally come to their senses and drop him, we might get some amusing posts where he laments how he feels betrayed by people he thought were his friends, but until then, expect more of the same.
kind of pathetic how not that long ago Bob tried to imply he's a many-sex-haver while making a "joke" about possibly having secret kids out there somewhere from one-night-stands. All this idiot would have to do is run a 23&Me and he'd find out he's never spawned.

Of course when pressed about the Denying Oxygen to the MAGAnaiseghoulen in the Wastelands, Bob will always revert to "THEY BELONG BEHIND BARS, DISENFRANCHISED" (ironic given D's all want to give prisoners the vote) and then implying that anyone who votes (R) is guilty of the terrorisms, the Jan 6ths, the oppression of the troons he lusts after, and the gassing in minecraft of the precious PeeOhCees, Speds, and Bundles of Sticks, even though this is demonstrably not the case and you couldn't even make a fraction of a case against the average (R) voter like this.

Funny how he switched from "Mayo Ghouls" to "Mayonnaise Blobs". Mark down "Self-descriptive statement" on your Movieblob Bingo.
 
And that description is why I figured he didn't actually fucking do anything, he's just describing what happened in the bar scene of Who Framed Roger Rabbit ? Although, if he actually did do this, he's triple-retarded.
Of course it has to be a cartoon (technically half-cartoon but whatever).

14Sept#01
More tough-guyism
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14Sept#02
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14Sept#03
Every inconvenient piece of news is Russian propaganda.
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14Sept#04
Bobby retweets these ancient shit because reasons, presumably religious reasons.
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14Sept#05
Wooing the unwooable. More offshoots from 12Sept#04
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14Sept#06
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14Sept#07
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14Sept#08
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Tatiana Siegel is the author of the article.

14Sept#09
The troon who led the Edinburgh Rape Crisis Center has resigned after a National Standards of Service report has found that the Center has caused damage to rape survivors (A&N threads 1, 2). Big Al blames J. K. Rowling. The passage in his tweet is drawn from the report.
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14Sept#10
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This is not true. Siberian Tigers are the most common-ass subspecies of tigers. If you discount the South-China Tiger for being extinct in the wild (and probably genetically impure in captivity), then the most endangered subspecies is likely the Sumatran.


14Sept#11
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14Sept#12
Bobby is intrigued by a Believer movie.
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14Sept#13
But for Bobby's money, he'd rather believe in a sexpot.
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Note the fan in question does not clear his hands (I circled them). As Elon Musk would say, "Intriguing".

14Sept#14
Splatoon, but in slow motion.
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[2024.09.13-01]
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Irony alert: Moviebob happens to be concerned about bullies and bigots because Moviebob is literally both.

[2024.09.13-02] Whorton and Bobby want to toss wrongvoters in jail -- and these very same people claim Trump is stealing democracy.
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Hitler-senpai would be proud of Moviebob's desire to toss political opponents in jail.

[2024.09.13-03]
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@CanisLupus1365 presents a valid point: Belief and thought are not mutually exclusive, as many of the great thinker of all time were concurrently believers.

So.... Believers refuse to believe. Does it follow that Thinkers refuse to think?
In the case of Moviebob being a Thinker™ who is incapable of thinking? Yes,

[2024.09.13-05]
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Empathy does not make you see the good in evil; it makes you see yourself in evil.
This. This statement from Positron proves that Moviebob is not now--and likely never has been--an empath.

[2024.09.13-06]
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"Hateful and evil people are welcome to stop being hateful and evil anytime." And, yet... the high-and-mighty Moviebob absolutey refuses to do so.

[2024.09.13-07]
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[2024.09.13-08] Aaron Rupar fails a basic listening test.
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Of the people in this thread reacting to Vance's words, how many of them have actually welcomed "migrants" into their homes? I'm betting that the number doesn't go any higher than zero.

This is what Vance actually said: "If the path to prosperity is flooding your country with low-wage immigrants, then Springfield, Ohio would be the most prosperous country in the most prosperous city in the world." As if anticipating the concerns of the likes of Bobby, Vance also explains why the influx of illegals, under the auspices of Whorris, has not turn [sic] America into the most prosperous country in the world: "We have skyrocketing inflation, lower take-home pay, Americans more dissatisfied with the direction of the country. This is not the path to prosperity, no matter how Wall Street says it is."
I'm liking J.D. Vance more and more each day.
 
[2024.09.14-01] More tough-guyism
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So asks Moviebob, micro-dick loser.



[2024.09.14-02]
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If said Haitians are "migrants" who recently entered this country under "special protected status", it ain't Trump's fault those schools are evacuating; the fault belongs on Fuckwit in Chief Biden and/or Vice Prostitute Commie.



[2024.09.14-04] Bobby retweets these ancient shit because reasons, presumably religious reasons.
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Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name."



[2024.09.14-06]
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Again, Hitler-senpai would agree with Moviebob's statement here.



[2024.09.14-08]
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"Am I racist?"

Moviebob isn't self-aware enough to answer with an honest "yes". Remember: Moviebob considers racism against white people not only acceptable, but revels in it:
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I fucking found it. My white whale that I could never find because I didn't properly label it and got the wording wrong for years. It's so much better than I remember it being. This is the tweet where Bob said the there's immediate satisfaction from kicking out a stool from someone and "letting their face bounce off the bar". It's preceded by him talking about knocking out randos and standing over their bodies laughing. All of this was started because he picked a fight in a tweet thread started by Bob's white whale, Aimee Terese.
for context which is laughably Bob complaining about his lack of star ships.
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And here's Bob KO'ing the guy who talked down to him, DIGITALLY!
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Who ever that one comment either has somehow blocked me on all of my accounts or has gone private. I mention that because Bob still has not provided proof of his assaults other than his worthless word. I also really need to highlight that Bob's claims of assault came in at just before 3AM his time.
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I really gotta thank Fatrick for being as unhinged as he is. It gave us a universal language for us to use with all Internet Tough Guys.

"No non-person. I did not assault him without warning. It was merely an altercation. These are your inferior thoughts acting up again. This is why you have no future. Enjoy capeshit."
Thanks for sharing these Ralph!

Hearing PiggyBob oinking fatly and stupidly about how tough he imagines himself to be is always hilarious.

No way will I ever believe that MovieTardPig was ever in a fist fight. For one he still appears to have all of his teeth, and for two any opposing combatant would have beaten him into a coma.

Since there appears to be no record of any lengthy hospital stays for him, these tweets are as truthful as his retarded "reading Judy Blume got me a threesome" bullshit.
 
No way will I ever believe that MovieTardPig was ever in a fist fight. For one he still appears to have all of his teeth, and for two any opposing combatant would have beaten him into a coma.

Since there appears to be no record of any lengthy hospital stays for him, these tweets are as truthful as his retarded "reading Judy Blume got me a threesome" bullshit.
i would imagine if Bob was ever in any fights, they were woefully onesided whereupon he attacked someone so weak and small in comparison to his massive tard size that it was no contest and no possible chance of Bob losing. For Moviebob was, is, and always will be a coward.
 
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i would imagine if Bob was ever in any fights, they were woefully onesided whereupon he attacked someone so weak and small in comparison to his massive tard size that it was no contest and no possible chance of Bob losing. For Moviebob was, is, and always will be a coward.
Nah, he's WAY too much of a fat, blubbering pussy to even do that.
 
Who would win in a fight between Bob Chipman and Ethan Ralph?
Bob has an entire foot on the Gunt's 5'1" ass. I gotta give it to Bob. At the very least he can tire out the rage pig by just standing there.
Instead who can do the best drunk rage on twitter :popcorn:
If we're going by that then I gotta give it to Bob. He is fat more eloquent than the the Gunt's wigger hollering.
 
Who would win in a fight between Bob Chipman and Ethan Ralph?
While the gunt is only 5'1, we do have video evidence of him being pissed off enough to actually take a swing. Bob on the other hand, while having reach, is only brave when he thinks he's safe. The second Ralph took a swing at him, he'd start crying and screaming for someone to save him rather than realize he has the advantage.

If Ralph ever came to Bob's door, Bob would have it locked tight and the cops on the way before he even considered hurling an insult.

 
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