14Oct#10
Will Stancil thinks Trump's campaign can be blown to smithereens by just a handful of journoroaches.
Will is such a fucking retard, it's unreal. Trust in the media is at an all time low because of how much they keep spreading obvious lies to carry water for the Democrat Party. They've been banging the drums about how Trump is actually Super Ultra Hitler for nearly a decade now, and most people ignore them because of how it clearly doesn't line up with reality, so they end up preaching to the choir of true believers. The only reason that the concerted effort to get Biden off the ticket after his disastrous debate performance worked was because people realized that if the media was running with the story of "Biden is unfit to run again," the reality must have been
way worse. Either that, or once again they're just acting in whatever method they think will work out best for the Dems.
In other words, they don't call him Teflon Don for nothing.
14Oct#11

No one threatened to burn either Galileo or Darwin at the stake.
Not only that, but neither Galileo nor Darwin were anything but devout Christians, viewing their discoveries as reflecting the magnificence of God's creation. Galileo was censured due to going against an earlier order to not advocate for the heliocentric theory (which he claimed he didn't, but the church disagreed), and to my knowledge nobody tried to ruin Darwin over evolution (though I'm not well-versed on this subject). Either way, neither of them recanted their faith in a higher power because of the glory of Almighty Science.
This is what happens when Bob keeps trying to force every single person into the Thinker or Believer boxes. Reality is a lot messier, but his simple mind can't handle that.
14Oct#19
Troon shit. I don't know who is Richard Morgan but Bobby regards him as his enemy already.
Of course, Bob thinks himself a genius for "breaking out of his own cult," which is about the most self-aggrandizing method of saying "fuck you Mom for making me go to church" I can think of. What a faggot.
14Oct#20
Space X recovered a booster rocket. Another perfect mission accomplished yet an MDS case is raging at the names.
I would bet there are a lot of people at SpaceX that were just fine with nicknaming the platform Mechazilla. Because, y'know, they're nerds, and nerds do that. These people will let their hatred of Elon get in the way of applauding a truly amazing achievement.
14Oct#22
Blobbo, that analogy makes literally no sense,
especially when you try to use it to explain Hollywood. Their entire business model for decades now has been going back to the same well over and over again with nostalgia bait, and it has frequently worked out in their favor, or else they wouldn't keep doing it. Hell, it's been working out a lot longer than I thought it would because general audiences have an even higher tolerance for watching the same shit than I figured they would. When it fails, it's usually because of some absolutely retarded decisions, like pointless expensive reshoots that balloon the budget or, in the case of Joker 2 (and TLJ, a movie that Bob stans for), a decision to make a followup that shits all over fans of the original for no logical reason.
The only reason that this movie is flopping is because Todd Phillips hates the people that made him a billion-dollar success and wanted to spend $200 million telling them to fuck off. They did, and this is the result. WB was fucking retarded for not stepping in earlier and saying "hey wait, we actually want to make money here," but in the end, this was his idea and his fault.
14Oct#23
The Critical Drinker approves of using trannies as cannon fodder.
Furloni's fan fiction is absolutely stupid, and using it to justify a tranny clone trooper is even more so. The clones weren't meant to be anything more than completely disposable troops thrown into the meatgrinder of war, figuratively and literally dehumanized so the Republic wouldn't have to feel bad about sending their actual sons to battle. When you start making them sympathetic, you ruin that message.
Furloni doesn't care about any of this because he's too busy fapping to space wolves fucking his underage orange waifu. Bob supports a faggot wolfaboo.
14Oct#29
William Shatner is a Good Person because, like many people since the days of classical Greece, he knows the Earth is round.
A quick glance at this guy's profile says he's a conservative living in Seattle (my condolences), and he mostly just retweets other political things (couldn't find this tweet on his timeline so I think he probably deleted it). I could be talking out of my ass here, but is it not possible that he was asking an innocuous question that was phrased poorly? Like, "how much easier was it to see the curvature of the earth when you were that high up?" He could have been genuinely curious about what the experience was like, but instead he gets mocked like he's a drooling retard. I like Shat and all, but he could very well have jumped down this guy's throat for no good reason.
I mean, of course Bob looks at a conservative and sees a subhuman mongoloid flat earther, but I'd like to give people the benefit of the doubt. Except for Bob, he gets none because he's a fucking asshole.
Everything you said in these two paragraphs applies to Patrick as well. He's extremely one note, extremely repetitive and spends all his time screaming about Nazi's. I see very little difference.
Robert has marginally more self-awareness - unlike Fat Rick, he has never argued with his toilet, his liver or his lawn chairs on Twitter
This is basically the point I was trying to get across and probably bungled a bit. Fatrick does shout into the Twitter void as much as Bobby does, but it's the absurdity of how he does so that makes him fascinating. Seeing him fire off dozens of stalker child tweets, often copy-pasting the exact same response to every single person who trolls him, is hilarious. Watching him actually engage in arguments with someone pretending to be his fucking
toilet is utterly deranged. Despite constantly being told that he's inviting further harassment on himself for being such an asshole, he refuses to relent because that would be letting the trolls win. His pathological need to have the final say in every conversation means that he can be easily baited into firing off yet another tweet.
Despite having a similarly huge volume of tweets daily, Bob is less interesting because he has just enough self-awareness not to engage with obvious trolls. All he really does is just whine a bit and tell people to report them for harassment. When he does choose to engage, his "witty" retorts are usually nothing more than a "your mom" joke, pathetic and boring. The rest of the time, it's just one uninformed take after another, along with paragraphs of shit nobody cares about in an attempt to seem like a pop culture guru. The only good thing about him is he provides an unfiltered look into what the average leftist believes because he's too stupid to realize he should be filtering himself better.
To clarify, I think Fatrick is a worse human being due to all his past antics like cutting his daughter out of his life, but he's still more amusing than annoying to me. Bob's generally harmless because he's too fat and lazy to actually cause any trouble, but that also means we don't get anything truly entertaining out of him except once in a blue moon.