Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mac Monster]

06Mar#17
Big Al contradicts Bobby's One-Earth pipe dream.

In the incredibly unlikely scenario that the United States collapses, any fledgling liberal 'utopia' will immediately collapse shortly afterward due to infighting that libshits are so prone to. Of course, neither this troon nor Bob would ever get to see this. Useless faggots like them would be the first on the chopping block.

06Mar#26a
Bobby dispense his Thinkery wisdom -- "People don't wear baseball hats because they wear baseball; they wear baseball hats to wear hats" -- on Will Stancil. He plans to repeat such meme as "Trump takes egg" so that "Team Lib" would want to BULLDOZE, BURN and SALT THE EARTH of Red America.

TL;DR: conservatives can laugh at themselves; liberals can't. And "Trump takes eggs" is not even humor.

Yet another call for genocide that this little bitch will inevitably try and dismiss as a joke when he's called out for it.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Recently, I was replaying the game Fire Emblem Awakening, and saw this line, and burst out laughing like a fucking retard.

All because of that one fucking Bob tweet, the word Troglodyte, is just permanently linked in my brain to an obese film reviewing moron from Bahstan.

Thanks Bob.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

any fledgling liberal 'utopia' will immediately collapse shortly afterward due to infighting that libshits are so prone to

Funny fact, we actually got a preview of what a post-apocalyptic leftist utopia would look like with CHAZ. The majority were lazy, entitled brats. Anyone who was willing to work was incompetent. Any success they had was because they leeched off a capitalist society. Their failing utopia finally was taken over by an angry warlord and his gang of thugs.

 

[JayHarrison]

First post for 2025.03.06:

[2025.03.06-02] The R-word = "Republican".

Moviebob is a C-word. Specifically, the four-letter C-word that shares 75% of its letters with the word aunt.

[2025.03.06-03] Trump comments on the Democrats' conduct at the SOTU address. TL;DR, Democrats are brats and they deserve to lose the midterms.

And, hopefully, all other future elections.

Trump ain't wrong.

[2025.03.06-05]

So... it's OK to hate Trump putting America's best interests over those of Ukraine? That's the message I'm getting from this post.

[2025.03.06-06] Some clown called Al Green made a show of himself during Trump's address.

Calling Texas Reprehensible Al Green a clown is an insult to circus performers.

[2025.03.06-07]

Al Green's actions held have no more bearing than Abe Simpson shaking his fist in the air while yelling at a random cloud.

God is not opposed to slavery. And He is definitely opposed to "trans rights".

Al Green: "You used God to segregate me in school."

It was the Democrats--your own political party--who segregated you in school, Al.

[2025.03.06-08]

History has rarely, if ever, been kind to Democrats and the Democratic Party. The actions of those listed above during Trump's address will only serve to diminish the Democrats' historical record even further than it already has.

[2025.03.06-09] A prostitute always talks like a prostitute.

Oh, please. Putin's ho left the White House immeidately before Trump was inaugurated the first time.

You can't be Zelensky's ho even if you beg him to have you.

Which is why Fuckwit in Chief Biden will always be remembered as Zelenskyy's sugar daddy.

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[2025.03.06-12]

Who has a mind would vote for AOC? Who has an ethics would vote for (((Bernie)))?

The same people stupid enough to have voted for Commie Harris, which should scare everyone because Commie received 75,000,000 ballots.

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[2025.03.06-16] Bobby gets lectured on the "Thinkers vs Believers" canard.

I keep saying this because it's true: If the only groups that exist are "creative" thinkers and "destructive" believers, Moviebob is among the latter based on Bob's own standards.

Also... a shout out to @sharklazers for accurately calling balls and strikes here.

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[2025.03.06-17] Big Al contradicts Bobby's One-Earth pipe dream.

Well, of course the fyuuchaa Moviebob's fighting for involves Bob's passport getting reduced usage. The fyuuchaa Bob's fighting for involves Bob becoming a slave of a State that prohibits international travel.

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[2025.03.06-19]

Allow Moviebob trasnlate from Dumbfuck to English:

More to come.

 

[JayHarrison]

Second post for 2025.03.06:

[2025.02.06-20]

Moviebob doesn't know the first thing about human decency. #ChangeMyMind.

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[2025.03.06-21]

Here's what I think Moviebob's actually saying here:

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[2025.03.06-22]

Bobby, you don't question Artists; they are Elites.

Unless said artists are MAGA.

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[2025.03.06-23]

I generall hate Target's corporate politics.* However, I laud Target for eschewing DEI for meritocracy (if true).

*And I'd rather deal with Target's crapy politics than I would Wal-Mart's worse customer service.

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[2025.03.06-25]

So agrees Moviebob, Coastal Elitist who treats decent humans as a foreign population that's too stupid to understand issues that immiserate or inconvenience Bob.

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>> Nazibob has entered the chat.

[2025.03.06-26a] Bobby dispense his Thinkery wisdom [...] to repeat such meme as "Trump takes egg" so that "Team Lib" would want to BULLDOZE, BURN and SALT THE EARTH of Red America.

...I mean, honestly, look at this. Bob seriously believes himself to be a good person when he's spouting shit like this about innocent people who have never done anything to harm him [...] He legitimately wants [...] to not only destroy every single Republican/conservative's homes and businesses, but to utterly wipe them off the map and make sure that they never come back. I mean, how else are we supposed to take such language as "bulldoze, burn, and salt the earth" other than a call for genocide?

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TL;DR: conservatives can laugh at themselves; liberals can't. And "Trump takes eggs" is not even humor.

Then again, nothing Moviebob says about eugenics and nuking the Rott Ödland qualify as jokes; they're core principles in which Moviebob firmly takes refuge.

[2025.03.06-26b]

At least Trump acknoeldged that food prices were going to get worse before they got better. A Thinker™ like Moviebob doesn't seem to understand that because Moviebob has a terminal case of "having one's head up their ass to far, any attempt to pull it out risks self-decapitation".

You can't always blame everything on the last guy, but Trump's barely been in for a month. Any changes he makes are gonna take time to see the results of.If shit's bad six months down the line, then we'll talk. Bob the economist is a fucking retard.

The words "the economist" here are ancillary.

Bob is a 44-year-old [...] who has ruined his own life, yet he blames all these people for stealing the future he earned, with no evidence supporting this.

E-X-FUCKING-ZACTLY!

[2025.03.06-27] A rare instance in which Will Stancil talks sense.

Moviebob directly proves Stancil's point.

Bobby has the endearing ability to make even the nuttiest sound sane by comparison

Not only that, but every single time you think Moviebob can't say or write anything any dumber or more psychologically unhinged, Bob always finds a way to do so.

Owari.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Al Green: "You used God to segregate me in school."

It was the Democrats--your own political party--who segregated you in school, Al.

not only that, God had nothing to do with it. It was all Post-enlightenment godless Eugenics.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Funny fact, we actually got a preview of what a post-apocalyptic leftist utopia would look like with CHAZ. The majority were lazy, entitled brats. Anyone who was willing to work was incompetent. Any success they had was because they leeched off a capitalist society. Their failing utopia finally was taken over by an angry warlord and his gang of thugs.

The fact that they could have named it whatever they wanted and went with CHAZ, was the first, but nowhere near the least of the obvious signs that it would be a fucking shit show.

 

[The Nothingness]

06Mar#26a
Bobby dispense his Thinkery wisdom -- "People don't wear baseball hats because they wear baseball; they wear baseball hats to wear hats" -- on Will Stancil. He plans to repeat such meme as "Trump takes egg" so that "Team Lib" would want to BULLDOZE, BURN and SALT THE EARTH of Red America.

TL;DR: conservatives can laugh at themselves; liberals can't. And "Trump takes eggs" is not even humor.

Why did Bob censor himself? Surely Bluesky lets you use swear words and not ban your account.

 

[Flexo]

Funny fact, we actually got a preview of what a post-apocalyptic leftist utopia would look like with CHAZ. The majority were lazy, entitled brats. Anyone who was willing to work was incompetent. Any success they had was because they leeched off a capitalist society. Their failing utopia finally was taken over by an angry warlord and his gang of thugs.

Hey... wasn't that all over Derek Chauvin choking a guy?

What happened in Chaz....

Funny how fascist all these liberal utopias trend.

 

[King Dead]

Why did Bob censor himself? Surely Bluesky lets you use swear words and not ban your account.

He claims it's because censored swear words are funnier than the real thing. I don't know why he thinks that makes his drivel any more entertaining, but I guess I'm not enough of a Thinker to get it.

 

[ChampFantana]

Why did Bob censor himself? Surely Bluesky lets you use swear words and not ban your account.

Because Bobo the TardPotato is a giant blubbering pussy.

There really is something DESPERATELY wrong with the Kwisatz Tarderach and Ma Chipman did her fat retard son a grave disservice by not forcing him to ride the short bus to the Special School.

At this point, I don't think that anything short of a bullet can fix whatever is wrong in Lardo Retardo's empty head.

 

[Positron]

07Mar#01a
NEWS FLASH!!!!! Bad thing happens to bad person **AGAIN**

May I suggest trooning out and e-begging a computer for the sake of "activism"? The troon Zach Antolak recently got a $1300 laptop that way.

07Mar#01b
Edit: a wild White Knight appears!


07Mar#02


07Mar#03
Don't you ever ask questions. Questions kill. "Contrarian thinkers" aren't really Thinkers.

07Mar#04
Bobby is immune to fascism; he has been vaxed God knows how many times. He also thinks very highly of himself.

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07Mar#05


07Mar#06
The sky, I mean the Dow, is falling.


07Mar#07


07Mar#08

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07Mar#09a
Members of the Congress, including some Dems, have condemned the geriatric brat Al Green. These turncoats will be made to keel on broken glass.


07Mar#09b

I have to give AOC one thing: she is extremely thick-skinned; indeed she has absolutely no shame at all. Few Republicans can compare to her on this aspect.

07Mar#10

There is a "Yglesias stranglehold"?

07Mar#11
Speaking of Yglesias:


07Mar#12a
It transpires that Gavin Newsom agrees with Charlie Kirk and thinks men in women's sport is "deeply unfair". If you listen carefully you might hear troons all over America swearing to kill themselves.


07Mar#12b
The Newsom Derangement Syndrome just started, and it promises to be immensely absorbing.

These are middle-school prescribed readings! Of course I don't mind adults reading them, but please for the sake of common decency don't post pictures!

07Mar#13

07Mar#14

And they say parents who kick out a gay or a troon are cruel.

07Mar#15

I'd send a complaint to the airline had the flight attendant not been Albert Einstein.

07Mar#16

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07Mar#17


07Mar#18


07Mar#19
The parasites are seething at Trump's gutting off USAID.

When you read "democracy", think "homosexuality" and "jewish lootings". Perhaps Bobby is right again: those who mess with the jewish humanitarian mafia risk getting suicided, this time in a Tesla that mysteriously burst into flames.

07Mar#20
Make that thirty Teslas spontaneously bursting into flames.


07Mar#21
Nutters want to vandalize Peter Coffin's car.


07Mar#22

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07Mar#23


07Mar#24

07Mar#25

Ugly.

07Mar#26


07Mar#27
Vance looks like a Garbage Pail Kid to Bobby. This, on the contrary, is the ideal masculinity in Bobby's estimation.


07Mar#28

But game devs like Zoe Cunt are the unseen backbones of our morality, no?

07Mar#29

07Mar#30

Who is that whore and what is she doing there? The name sounds gook.

07Mar#31

 

[Koby_Fish]

Why did Bob censor himself? Surely Bluesky lets you use swear words and not ban your account.

Bob probably watched too much of Jimmy Kimmel's This Week In Unnecessary Censorship and decided censoring his tweets was "funny".

 

[Koby_Fish]

07Mar#01
NEWS FLASH!!!!! Bad thing happens to bad person **AGAIN**

calling it now - it's either the motherboard or the hard drive. He should also check for blown (leaking) capacitors, especially if he's ever overheated the damn thing. Maybe the case fans are failing. Maybe he has a virus from condomless pr0ns.

07Mar#05

if you fire a shit ton of DEI's of course you're going to have job numbers go down. Then you can re-hire PROPER qualified people. Then the job numbers will go back up.

07Mar#06
The sky, I mean the Dow, is falling.

Orphanages no longer exist in The US or Canada.

07Mar#08

Canada's fully capable of being its own Belarus, thank you very much.

07Mar#09a
Members of the Congress, including some Dems, have condemned the geriatric brat Al Green. These turncoats will be made to keel on broken glass.

Al Green's shaking a cane while spouting nonsense during the State of the Onion is not laudable, it is laughable. Would they tolerate an (R) doing the same shit to Biden or Vice Prostitute Kamala if she had won instead of drumpf?

I have to give AOC one thing: she is extremely thick-skinned; indeed she has absolutely no shame at all. Few Republicans can compare to her on this aspect.

she's also projecting like an IMAX.

07Mar#25

while it's my understanding that the White Witch had black hair, her skin was pasty white, "white as salt". Either this chick's going to have massive makeup to look whiter than white, or they're just gonna, y'know, ignore that. For Diversity.

 

[JayHarrison]

First post for 2025.03.07:

[2025.03.07-01] NEWS FLASH!!!!! Bad thing happens to bad person **AGAIN**

Me happy.

May I suggest trooning out and e-begging a computer for the sake of "activism"?

Moviebob already has a Patreon for that.

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[2025.03.07-02]

Swap out the yellow shirted dude's face with that of Moviebob, and nothing about this comic strip would change. Observe:

Exhibit A in the case of Moviebob vs. Democrats:​

[2025.03.07-09a] Members of the Congress, including some Dems, have condemned the geriatric brat Al Green. These turncoats will be made to keel on broken glass.

Tactics and targets. Doxxing is acceptable when the targets are acceptable

Al Green's shaking a cane while spouting nonsense during the State of the Onion is not laudable, it is laughable. Would they tolerate an (R) doing the same shit to Biden or Vice Prostitute Kamala if she had won instead of drumpf?

Nope. Not at all.

Exhibit B in the case of Moviebob vs. Democrats:​

[2025.03.07-12a] It transpires that Gavin Newsom agrees with Charlie Kirk and thinks men in women's sport is "deeply unfair".

Of course, this Newsom [spits in revulsion] opinion could be similar to Führer Hillary in that he might have conflicting public and prive opinions on the same matter.

If Newsom's doesn't make a run for the White House in '28 or later, American can exhale in relief.

Exhibit C in the case of Moviebob vs. Democrats:​

[2025.03.07-15]

Flight attendant Jim Barnett: "...I am a Democrat, but the way the party behaved [during Trump's 2025 Joint Session] was embarrassing. Made us look heartless. [...] Be rational and get your act together."

Thank you, Bob, for proving Mr. Barnett's point about how heartless Democrats can actually be.

Exhibit D in the case of Moviebob vs. Democrats:​

[2025.03.07-21] Nutters want to vandalize Peter Coffin's car.

Moviebob can't pretend to be upset. That would require a significant toning down of Moviebob's virulent anger.

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[2025.03.07-03] Don't you ever ask questions. Questions kill. "Contrarian thinkers" aren't really Thinkers.

None of those questions are pertinent to any of the challenges that humanity actually faces. One ofhte more pressing challenges being "is there any chance that the Russia-Ukraine conflict wnds with these two countries nuking each other out of existence?"

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[2025.03.07-04] Bobby is immune to fascism; he has been vaxed God knows how many times.

Given that Moviebob got still contacted COVID after taking it because Lord Biden of Delaware dictated it (which brings a sadistic smile to my face)...

He also thinks very highly of himself.

Well, duh.

Moviebob "sieg'd" many a "heil" while simpling hard for Führer Hillary in 2016.

Stay tuned for more...

 

[JayHarrison]

Second post for 2025.03.07:

[2025.03.07-05]

Pertinent question: Was this job loss rate based solely on unnecessary government jobs? If that is the actual case, then the purported "245% increase in unemployment for February" may as well be accurately reported as "a zero-percent loss in important jobs".

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[2025.03.07-07]

Joe Biden has always been about as sane as Ghandi was carnivorous.

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[2025.03.07-14]

And they say parents who kick out a gay or a troon are cruel.

Moviebob's political motivation: Cruelty against the inferiyaas is the point.

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[2025.03.07-16]

There are two reasons why Moviebob would never become a beer farmer: First off, there is no way that Bob would ever join the untermeschen and work in the manual labor industry. The second being that nobody actually farms beer; they farm hops, wheat, barley, sugar...

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[2025.03.07-24]

Thanks, but I'd rather have something less painful enter my ears. Maybe a compilation of stitched-together clips from The Nanny in which Fran Derescher is laughing for 24 hours without interruption.

End.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Captain of the industry Robert Chipman I'm too broke to replace my pc is funny as fuck. Hell i could replace my 100% cpu AND GPU right this very second and wouldnt make a dent on my finances

 

[The Nothingness]

07Mar#02

To me, this looks like it's mocking people on BlueSky. Congratulations, Bob, you played yourself.

 

[Mr Processor]

Why did Bob censor himself? Surely Bluesky lets you use swear words and not ban your account.

Because he sucks.

Basically, it's because he knows it annoys normal people.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Why did Bob censor himself? Surely Bluesky lets you use swear words and not ban your account.

Because Bob is a fucking pusdy afraid of a ban more than anything. The dopamine must flow.