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This man claims, "Anger is how you win". Anger won him this look at the age of 42
Why A New Thread and OP?
Three reasons. First is of course to commemorate the old thread’s 5000-page milestone.
Second, the old write-ups do not adequately cover Bob’s catastrophic mental breakdown after the 2016 US Presidential Election. It is no exaggeration that Donald Trump’s victory defines today’s Bob, that everything he says and does is either directly or indirectly a reaction against Trump. The old thread was started on 21 Nov 2014, but the next two years only added 160 pages to it. Then came 9 November 2016, when the thread exploded, gaining 4800+ pages in less than 6 years.
An up-to-date version is enclosed as a pdf file at the end of the first post.
Robert Lewis “Bob” Chipman was born on 20 February 1981. He was among the early adopters of Youtube, making video reviews of popcorn movies and commenting on “gamer culture”, often wearing garish, laughable costumes. For a while he was a contributor of such Youtube channels as The Escapist and Screwattack, and it must be at that time that Bob made acquaintance with his favorite “colleague” Lindsay Ellis. He rose to notoriety during 2014’s “Gamergate” fiasco, where he defended the honor of serial adulteress Zoe Quinn. “Gamergate” is ancient history, of no concern to anyone even though Bob continues to evoke it when the weather is especially rough (such as when Florida revoked Disney’s tax privileges, Bob blamed Governor DeSantis for staffing the State’s government with ex-Gamergaters). For Bob’s various misadventures around that time, I refer you to the excellent exposé by Done (Neural), as well as his entry in Encyclopedia Dramatica (if it is online).
Three relics of his early period, however, will always be of interest. The first is Bob’s magnum opus, Super Mario Bros 3: Brick By Brick (pdf), a bizarre combination of autobiography and game walkthrough which is likely unique in literature. From this “book”, we learn how Bob used to bully kids weaker than him (which makes his anti-bullying stance hollow), and how he skipped his grandma’s funeral to install an air-con at home.
Oh, Bob really loves SMB3. Really.
The second is his video “Building a Better Gamer”. Bob criticizes gamers for their poor physical fitness, cultural myopia, defensiveness towards criticism, and inability to conduct themselves in public – descriptions that all apply rightly to Bob himself, and sure enough he doesn’t follow the advice he gives others. You can bet he doesn’t read a single author out of the long list that scrolls at 11”20’ of that video.
The third document of interest – although as a second-hand account its veracity is questioned – is the testimony of Bob’s one-time friend “James”. The two met in a game-related chat around the late 00s or early 10s. James thought Bob lost his mind when his grandma and dog died. Since then he was dead set that the world was against him; he even worried about his own mortality. In compensation he developed an elaborate fantasy about Nintendo. In a dream Bob saw Shigeru Miyamoto, director of Nintendo, inside his home, resurrected his dog, and entrusted Bob with a magic sword and a mission – to protect the children of the world against evil. This was reportedly the time when Bob started raving about MKUltra and how Activision caused 9/11.
Bob’s dad was a “newspaper man”, and Bob identifies as a “journalist” himself. For these reasons he defends journalists (including “game journalists”) with all his might, no matter how scummy, duplicitous and bigotted they are.
Bob is forever on-line; people who track his Twitter output could not manage to determine his bedtime (my best guess is 4am to around 2pm, Boston Time). User @your stupid did a corpus analysis of Bob’s tweets for those who have a few hours to waste. The picture below shows how Bob (yellow arrow) hunched over his phone when he was in Mexico attending his sister’s wedding – quite probably the only time this world-savvy intellectual has left the USA – as his sister and brother (foreground) enjoyed themselves.
Currently Bob lives with his mother in Lynn, Massachusetts.
Three relics of his early period, however, will always be of interest. The first is Bob’s magnum opus, Super Mario Bros 3: Brick By Brick (pdf), a bizarre combination of autobiography and game walkthrough which is likely unique in literature. From this “book”, we learn how Bob used to bully kids weaker than him (which makes his anti-bullying stance hollow), and how he skipped his grandma’s funeral to install an air-con at home.
Oh, Bob really loves SMB3. Really.
The second is his video “Building a Better Gamer”. Bob criticizes gamers for their poor physical fitness, cultural myopia, defensiveness towards criticism, and inability to conduct themselves in public – descriptions that all apply rightly to Bob himself, and sure enough he doesn’t follow the advice he gives others. You can bet he doesn’t read a single author out of the long list that scrolls at 11”20’ of that video.
The third document of interest – although as a second-hand account its veracity is questioned – is the testimony of Bob’s one-time friend “James”. The two met in a game-related chat around the late 00s or early 10s. James thought Bob lost his mind when his grandma and dog died. Since then he was dead set that the world was against him; he even worried about his own mortality. In compensation he developed an elaborate fantasy about Nintendo. In a dream Bob saw Shigeru Miyamoto, director of Nintendo, inside his home, resurrected his dog, and entrusted Bob with a magic sword and a mission – to protect the children of the world against evil. This was reportedly the time when Bob started raving about MKUltra and how Activision caused 9/11.
Bob’s dad was a “newspaper man”, and Bob identifies as a “journalist” himself. For these reasons he defends journalists (including “game journalists”) with all his might, no matter how scummy, duplicitous and bigotted they are.
Bob is forever on-line; people who track his Twitter output could not manage to determine his bedtime (my best guess is 4am to around 2pm, Boston Time). User @your stupid did a corpus analysis of Bob’s tweets for those who have a few hours to waste. The picture below shows how Bob (yellow arrow) hunched over his phone when he was in Mexico attending his sister’s wedding – quite probably the only time this world-savvy intellectual has left the USA – as his sister and brother (foreground) enjoyed themselves.
Currently Bob lives with his mother in Lynn, Massachusetts.
2A: Public / Political Events
2.A1 - The 2016 US Presidential ElectionAs an indiscriminate, uncritical consumer of liberal media, Bob was extremely certain about the victory of Hillary Rodham Clinton. After all, how would she lose when Reuters concluded she had a 90% chance of winning? Hillary also represented the Good Side, the future of politics, simply for being a woman (let’s forget her atrocious policies on LGBT). By sneering at poor white people as “the deplorables”, Hillary was after Bob’s heart. Bob believed that, when she was crowned queen, she would yank out the journalists who had ever shown the slightest disrespect to her.
History, as we saw, had gone its own way, and thereafter Bob has been raging almost daily about this “sexist”, “racist” “Fascist” “game-show host”. Literally everything bad is the fault of Trump and those “obsolete” people who elected him. His rage showed no sign of subsiding even after Joe Biden replaced Trump in 2020.
2.A2 - The Covid Pandemic (2019-2023)A new type of coronavirus (COVID-19) originated in Wuhan, China, in the final months of 2019, and in two short months has swept through the globe and became an unpreceded public-health crisis. One can reasonably blame Donald Trump’s flippant, unscientific announcements on Twitter, but every government, not to mention the CDC and WHO, were behaving erratically and likely duplicitously. Nevertheless, to Bob, the blame fell squarely on Trump and his followers, who (he thought) deliberately forgo masks and vaccines in order to spread the plague.
Bob reasoned that Hillary Clinton would have promptly closed off America’s borders to keep the country safe (forgetting his own insistence that there should be no borders in the globalized world in the first place). Added to the pile of crime that Trump has committed was having stolen Bob’s Summer and his Halloween.
As the number of cases rose throughout America, Bob became insistent that the country should undergo a total lockdown for two months, people’s need being served either by robots, or by National Guard and the whole Army Corps of Engineers. Needless to say Hillary would have done so. After the pandemic, Bob would insist that “there was never a ‘lockdown’”, just “mayo ghouls” denied access to their favorite Olive Garden. The supposed absence of a ‘lockdown’, however, does not stop him blaming covid for movie tanking during (and even after) the covid period.
Trump, for all his faults, did not spare expense developing covid vaccines, and during Trump’s presidency Bob was the staunchest of anti-vaxers, as seen in the following tweet, now deleted.
Things, of course, changed overnight when Joe Biden was installed in the White House. Now people who ever questioned the vaccine became less than human in Bob’s book. When challenged, Bob smugly congratulates himself for being able to update his stance according to the latest science.
Bob himself contracted covid in mid-June 2022, but conspicuously he did not throw a fit about it on Twitter and only mentioned it nonchalantly in one of his videos.
2.A3 - “The Year We Had No Heroes”The covid pandemic has caused cinemas to shut down for most of 2020. Being starved of Marvel pablum had further flayed Bob’s nerves, and he made this pronouncement on The Escapist (Indeed if you search the phrase on Google, this is the featured hit). The backlash was immediate: Bob was accused of denigrating the heroic efforts of health-care workers and other customer-facing personnel. What is more, even if we count only fictional superheroes, Bob’s assessment was wrong: earlier in 2020 he had enjoyed – and fapped to – the Harley Quinn feature Birds of Prey. And there were loads of Netflix superhero shows, some of which Bob had even reviewed.
2.A4 - Dobbs v Jackson Women’s Health Organization (June 2022)The last week of June 2022 saw the Supreme Court of the United States passing two verdicts that sent a tsunami through American liberals. In New York State Rifle & Pistol Association Inc. v. Bruen, the anti-gun law of New York was deemed a violation of the Fourteenth Amendment. Yet it was Dobbs, which overturned the notorious Roe v Wade 49 years ago, that really threw liberals into full panic mode. Bob, staunch believer of woman rights who infamously claimed a fetus is merely “a clump of cells”, was of course outraged. Yet despite his customary sociopathic tweets (which include stating his intention to subjecting Supreme Court Justices, or even conservative law students, to Blackmail “or worse”), Bob was relatively sedate compared to other SJWs, perhaps because his anger was more or less spent when documents about the intention to overturn Roe was leaked almost 2 months prior, which compelled Bob to make such endearing tweet as this.
When the verdict was passed, Bobby largely ignored the women and turned his attention to his favorite male transsexuals, panicking with them about how this was the “end of democracy” and how they would be the next victim of the “Chistofascists”, down to the rhetoric that the Supreme Court doesn’t care about his “safety”
2.A5 - #DropKiwiFarms (August-September 2022)This hashtag campaign, spearheaded by fat eunuchs Lucas Roberts (“Keffals”) and Elliot William Fong (“Liz Fong-Jones”) has been the most publicized and most grievous setback in Kiwi Farms’s history, eventually causing Cloudflare and DDOS-Guard to drop the site and forcing it to the Dark Web. At first Bob, tranny chaser, merely retweeted Keffals, but when the campaign picked up speed, he started parroting tranny twitter.
It is very unlikely that Bob is aware that trannies use the info from Kiwi Farms in their incessant slapfights – unless he is specifically told.
On 5 September, Kiwi Farms was forced out of Clear Web. Keffals and his dickless cabal declared victory, and in his elation Bob let the quiet part slip:
What happened to Kiwi Farms will very well happen to those “non-persons” listed by Bob.
Bob wagged his tongue in earnest when he believed Kiwi Farms was done for. He felt free to lie like every single tranny did.
2.A6 Elon Musk Acquires Twitter (October 2022)After a protracted courtship ritual that began in early 2022, Elon Musk finally became the CEO of social media platform Twitter in October. Bob, following the SJW herd, has always had a deep animosity against Musk (see Part V - Bob’s Obsession and Loathings), and considering that Twitter is his lifeline, you can expect he took the news very badly. In addition to calling Musk a dimwit as he was accustomed to, he was furious about at least three things:
- Musk fired at least half of Twitter’s workforce the minute he stepped in. Bob viewed it as if it were schoolyard drama: the dumb stoner jock bullying the smart nerds, the True Working Class in the Globalized Information Economy, who should inherit the world.
- The “Blue Checkmark'' fiasco. Twitter uses a blue checkmark to certify that the account owner is someone of importance and is not an imposter. Musk plans to charge each owner of the checkmark USD $8 per month or have their checkmarks revoked. Bob's own checkmark (at least according to popular story, but see Section 8.3) was bought for him by The Escapist, and it is not sure he would keep paying the fee. He, nevertheless, sees conspiracy: either it is Musk’s ploy to get even with the journalists who badmouth him, or he wants to hurt transsexuals because his girlfriend left him for Bradley “Chelsea” Manning.
- Musk unbanned plenty of wrongthinkers: LibsOfTikTok, Jordan Peterson (who promptly reposted a screenshot of what got him banned: a honest address to the transsexual actress Ellen "Elliot" page) and Donald Trump. Bob did not react much towards Trump, because Trump refused to come back on Twitter -- but he follows the outrage crew to condemn Musk of bloody murder.
2.A7– Artificial Intelligence (AI) overhauls the entertainment industry (2023 onwards)In February 2023, a small studio called Corridor Digital released a demo that caused an uproar. Corridor used a technique known as AI-rotoscoping: digitally capturing real-life actors in front of a green screen, then processing the result with AI until it looked like an anime. Soon, more people put out videos, less elaborate than Corridor's but using the same tech, on Youtube, showing that the technology was already within reach of home users.
Animators, afraid that they would soon be phased out, were up in arms accusing Corridor of "stealing art" and "exploiting the works of non-consenting artists". Bob believed AI should only be used by artists to automate repetitive tasks, and that it was exploitative to train an AI using artistic works that is not one's own, forgetting that observing and imitating other people's art is part of the training of human artists as well.
Bob's opposition to Corridor forced him to eat crow when Disney used this exact technique for the intro sequence of their TV show Secret Invasion. Bob hemmed and hawed and, in a series of tweets that he deleted within a day, claimed Disney did so precisely to make a point:
People also pointed out that Disney uses green screen plus CGI post-production to create everyday scenes, removing the need of set decorators and props managers. Bob rationalizes that it is okay because it avoids having to fly in and pay for expensive actors to do reshoots
When ChatGPT and similar "AI language models" became the talk of the world in mid 2023, the entertainment industry took notice. Studio execs look forward to the day when one can simply feed AI with a list of specifications and let the computer generate a viable movie script, eliminating human scriptwriters. The scriptwriters themselves, no more ethical than studio execs, in turn demanded the right to pass off AI-generated scripts as full original works bearing their names, and entitling them to full pay and full credit. This dispute was one of the factors for the Writer Guild of America's strike in 2023, which Bob blindly supported, to the extent that he stopped putting out review videos for weeks (even for movies from his beloved Disney) under the pretense of "solidarity".
The scriptwriter's strike was soon joined by actors, who believed that "deep fake" technologies would soon create life-like simulacra of themselves and leave them without a job. Bob knows well that Disney already has the full body scans of every actor who played a named character in Marvel films, yet he never raised objections to this practice, not even after actors raise their concerns. Technology is now changing entertainment in the most fundamental ways; it would be interesting to see how Bob juggles his faith in Superior Future technologies, his blind allegiance to Disney, and the supposed rights of the "Creative Elites".
2.A8 – Donald Trump’s second term (2024 onwards)Donald Trump lost to Joe Biden in the 2020 election, but the four years under Biden’s rule did not noticeably improve Bob’s mood. Quite the contrary, he was constantly frustrated that right wingers did not vanish overnight. Trump ran again against Biden in 2024; the latter stepped down after his worsening mentally state was displayed to an aghast audience during the first Presidential debate. Biden’s replacement, Kamala Harris, coasted on her racial and sexual identity and ran a campaign powered by out-of-touch showbiz elites. The public let their displeasure show at the voting station: Trump swept across the nation, not only gaining more electoral votes than in 2016, but had more popular votes than his rival (that Trump lost to Hillary Rodham in terms of sheer vote count has been a sticking point for liberals like Bob). The House of Representatives was likewise dominated by Republicans.
Elon Musk, which Bob hates with a passion, has lent his financial and moral support to Trump throughout his campaign. As a result, Trump erected an “advisory commission” to be co-chaired by Musk. The commission, Department of Government Efficiency (with the acronym DOGE named after the meme dog) is to supervise federal spending.
All these should have been devastating news to Bob, yet unlike 2016, he did not explode. Like many liberals who hate Twitter / X, he moved on to the social media platform BlueSky, where he commiserates with like-minded individuals, daily reminding each other that they are smart people living in dumb people’s world.
2B. Personal Fuckups
2.B1 - Getting fired by The Escapist twice Bob announced he was fired by The Escapist on 13 February 2015. The presumed reason was his compulsion for insulting gamers, the bulk of the site’s audience, during the Gamergate fiasco. Bob has admitted, on his own blog, that he has seen it coming; he was nevertheless “devastated” by the “timing and completeness of it”.
Fortunately The Escapist was headed by the firm social-justice warrior Russ Pitts, who promptly rehired Bob. Bob however tested their patience by his non-stop political hot takes so Bob was let go again in October 2020 – he was very emphatic that he was NOT FIRED, and that the doors weren’t closed for further collaboration. No “further collaboration” between Bob and The Escapist is in evidence as of October 2022. And right off the bat, Jack Packard of Red Letter Media announced he had no plans to pick up The Escapist’s erstwhile toxic asset.
A sign that Bob knew he was in the crosshairs before he was NOT FIRED was his setting up a second Twitter account, BobChipman1981, for “personal, non-business” commentaries. There is no material difference between what he posted in the two accounts, and was soon left unattended as it lost its raison d’etre after Bob was NOT FIRED.
@Ralph Barnhardt suggests that the last straw that led to Bob’s second firing was these ominous yet comical tweets: Bob thought he was invincible and that he was determined to “keep beating” people who wanted him gone. This was not the last time that Bob’s arrogance and his long-standing, untreated anger problem proved to be his undoing.
2.B2 - The Chipman Brothers tried to get people fired, and got their comeuppancePodcaster Jack Allison’s dramatic reading of Brick By Brick, especially the guffaw he had at the part that Bob skipped Grandma’s funeral in order to install an air-con unit, was seen by Bob as a personal affront, so he joined forces with his moronic brother Chris to combat the haters: “It is not a dramatic reading; it is a takedown of someone for having a different political ideology”. Bazizo, the company behind Allison’s podcast, announced they fired Allison after talking to the Chipmans. Our heroes’ victory was short-lived as, right in the next day, Allison made known he himself was the boss of Bazizo, that the two morons was talking to him with the understanding that he was the podcaster’s boss, and he put all the DMs – which contained such lines as “no one should be fired over this, but this guy needs…” – for the world to see. Chris Chipman was so embarrassed that he shut down his twitter for a while
This is not the first time Bob tried to get people’s lives ruined for offending him or his friends. In 2013 and a year before the Gamergate Saga, Bob, incensed by an outrage article by a “game journalist” called Patricia Hernandez, ordered his minions to report a 14-year-old in North Ireland for Hate Speech. It is anyone’s guess if Patricia returned favors to Bob. You will see shortly that Bob tried this same trick with Memology 101.
2.B3 - “Borderline gaslighted” by Lindsay EllisIt is no secret that Bob has erotic designs on Lindsay Ellis, the Channel Awesome mainstay who got famous for having made a “documentary” about her abortion. Bob would regularly retweet Ellis and crept into her convos. For a long time they coexisted on Twitter peacefully. The peace, however, emboldened Bob, and one fine morning in November 2020, he made this fateful tweet:
Being so publicly called out shattered Bob’s notorious massive ego. He tried to fish for pity by telling the world he was “deeply hurt and confused”, but wrapped around his pity-me is a barb: he claims he has been “borderline gaslighted”. (He soon deleted this tweet).
Ellis was not amused, and for her part she let known how creepy Bob has been: it was not the first time that Bob insinuated they had a “relationship”, and she has “soft blocked” (block then immediately unblock, so the victim gets no notification) Bob at least 6 times. Bob unfailingly added himself back within a day.
A huge drama blew up between Bob’s fans (they are actually plentiful; see Part V) and Ellis’s. This is another reason why Ellis was so desperate to get Bob off her coattail: both Bob’s fans and “anti-fans” were virulent and hateful.
(Bob hates being called Robert, by the way)
On April 16 2021, Ellis would make a video because she felt somehow responsible for Bob’s hurt at the hand of “neo-Nazis” – but she emphasized that Bob was indeed creepy and they had never been friends.
2.B4 - Defending CutiesCuties (original title Mignonnes) is a 2020 film directed by black Senegalese-French woman Maïmouna Doucouré. Ostensibly a coming-of-age story of a pre-teen black muslim girl in France, the film shows the protagonist and her equally young friends “twerking” (a “dance” that consists of imitative sex moves). In one scene, the protagonist is shown photographing her private part with her cell phone; in another, a girl’s pants are pulled down by a bully, exposing her bare buttock. This film was widely reviled as softcore child porn, and people were mobilized to cut off their subscription to Netflix, the film’s American distributor. Hollywood, however, was unanimous in their support of the film in the name of “freedom of artistic expression”. Bob, even though he was unlikely to have seen the film, accused the film’s critics for racism and misogyny, and that the boycott campaign was motivated by right-wing politics – he did not realize that many left-wing personalities, including Nancy Pelosi’s daughter, likewise condemned the film for promoting pedophilia.
2.B4.1 - Drama involving Memology 101
Memology 101 made a Youtube video that called Bob “Cuties’ Greatest Fan”. Deeply offended, Bob tried to mobilize his cronies to mass-report Memology’s Youtube channel for three consecutive days. Nothing happened to Memology, who went on to make at least three more videos telling his audience what a creep and loser Bob was. Given Memology’s channel has four times as many subscribers than Bob’s, and the average Memology video easily exceeds 100k views while Bob’s has trouble reaching 40k, this might be the biggest publicity Bob received for quite a while.
2.B5 - Bob savaged by Amanda MiliusThe daughter of director John Milius, Amanda shares her father’s fiery temperament and Republican allegiance. Bob picked the wrong woman to mess with, when he challenged her expertise as a film critic.
Milius must have been the most famous woman who ever responded to Bob; unfortunately I doubt Bob cherished the experience.
In April 2022 he poked the lioness again, and the result was the same:
2.B6 - “Eyeballs-deep in debt”Since about mid-2024 Bob kept casually mentioning that he was heavily in debt, and that only his intact moral sense has prevented him from doing hack jobs. He specifically said it was not college debt, but was otherwise extremely vague: something about Trump, something about "his own fault". The most bizarre thing is that he says he was still paying the mortgage of his mom's home, which he lives in.
Theories and arguments such as “Is Bob a libertarian?”, “Is Bob a tankie?” regularly popped up in the old thread, and I personally find them tedious. So, hopefully to settle matters once and for all, let me just say Bob’s political belief is Bobism. There is no question that Bob derives his political view through Sunday Morning Cartoons and Marvel Movies – that the world is strictly divided into two perpetually-warring camps: Good Guys and Bad Guys, and he himself is the representative, if not the paragon, of The Good. The question is: what constitutes The Good in Bob’s view? This is where things become quite intractable, because Bob fills out his jejune world view with the most confused, hypocritical of ideas: internet SJWism.
Bobism shares a lot in common with the garden-variety SJWism, but of course Bob takes everything to the extreme.
3.1 Does Bob advocate Eugenics?
Bob infamously asserted that he wishes “‘Eugenics’ has not be tainted by racists and Nazis”. When his detractors gave him no end of trouble for this tweet, Bob dismissed it as a “joke”.
No. People do not brand him EugenicBob based on one tweet, but on his burning desire, which he expresses daily, to disenfranchise people with the “wrong” politics. He wants, for example, the Red States to be isolated from the rest of the world and suffer, because “bad things should happen to bad people”.
He thinks pro-lifers should be aborted.
In May 2022 he made the following tweet, which was widely circulated and lambasted – “So you are not joking about eugenics Bro!” – before Bob deleted it hours later.
When he is especially angry, Bob is apt to genocidal rants like the below. It is a mystery he is never suspended on Twitter.
(As expected, the coward deleted the tweet in hours)
More specifically, he wishes to instate intelligence testing for voters, and he wishes German to “take care of” Poland because of their anti-LGBT, anti-Gender Studies government
So the answer to the question is: unequivocally. Shame he would be the one who gets eliminated by any eugenics program.
3.2 Is Bob an atheist?
His own answer is no; he claims to be agnostic. Bob is best described as “anti-Christian”. Typical of an SJW, Bob usually keeps a respectful distance towards Islam and refuses to condemn its barbaric practice. But when Qatar, host of the FIFA World Cup in 2022, bans rainbow paraphernalia in stadiums and penalize soccer players for wearing rainbow armbands, Bobby jumps and condemn Islam fundamentalists as "Believers" (see Section 3.4) whose lives don't matter. This tells us what his true religion is.
Bob blames his anti-Christian stance on his childhood as a Catholic altar boy, during which he has suffered unspecified “trauma” (although not, he emphasized, sexual abuse). In one tweet, Bob alluded that he stopped believing in God at the age of 10, when his prayers to keep his aging dog alive went unanswered.
Bob, hypocrite he is, nevertheless loves to brag about how he knows Christianity like the back of his hands (ha ha ha!), claiming he has studied “seminary-level scripture”. His sophisticated theological training, presumably, also enabled him to see the Care Bears cartoon as an allegory of Gnostic Christianity.
Despite his self-proclaimed theological acumen, Bob rests his faith on new-age mumbo jumbo, infamously subscribes to the new-age credo that astrology is more reliable than other forms of “spirituality” because math is involved, and sees more virtue in Tarot and Palmistry than in Catholicism.
Bob believes the world operates through a karma-like form of moral retribution; “Bad things happen to Bad people” is one of his favorite phrases. This can only make sense in terms of the supernatural, as science can neither measure badness nor keep tabs on it. What’s more, Bob infamously subscribes to the new-age credo that astrology is more reliable than other forms of “spirituality” because math is involved.
3.3 Is Bob a feminist?
Oh boy…I can give you a hundred reasons why Bob is the very type of man that a feminist should condemn, but I think this one tweet, his comment over her horrific gang-rape of Fox Nation journalist Lara Logan in Egypt, should settle the matter to everyone’s satisfaction.
Oh by the way: Bob tried to hush up women who told him that his pal Devin Faraci was a sexual predator.
3.4 Bob’s memorable phrases.
Superior Future
Bob’s EPCOT-inspired sci-fi lifestyle that he thinks is totally within the technical capability of the early 21st century, had we voted Hillary Clinton to power.
Aspects of Superior Future include:
Thinkers vs Believers
Ideological terms in Bob's parlance, by which he means "liberals" and "conservatives". It is telling that Bob does not regard engineers, especially developers of artificial intelligence, "Thinkers", considering them instead "LARPing as authentically smart people" because they can do math. A 2012 survey has found that American engineers are by and large politically conservative; only 14.5% claimed to be Democrats.
Bob, with his cartoon-addled brain, considers Thinkers to be the source of all that is good in life and Believers to be the prime force of destruction. Synonyms of Thinkers include “People Who Matter” and “The Properly Evolved”, while Believers are given such epithets as “MAGA scum”, “mayo ghouls”, “Christofascists”, “sisterbang counties”, and of course his perennial favorite: “the obsolete”.
"They look (really) necessary.”
Bob’s habitual response when he sees Believers fighting for their causes – against abortion, against grooming of children, against election fraud, etc. This is also his sour grapes at the sight of Believers having fun, brandishing guns standing over the trophies they hunted. The irony is lost that the people Bob complains about are far more essential to society than Bob himself is.
Ignorance / stupidity is the same as Evil
Often repeated in his tweets but never defended or justified. Bob also believes that one cannot overcome ignorance through education, and that the only solution for Ignorance-Evil is to isolate the afflicted and deprive them of political rights.
“I believe that there is (almost) no such thing as a bad tactic - only bad TARGETS”
This adage, which we in this thread often shorten as “No Bad Tactics” or simply “Tactics; Targets”, tells you how Bob imagines himself as a Manchiaveillian mastermind. Similar comments which Bob more often makes include “I see Ethics as a tool.” and “I’m an outcome person”.
(Caricature by RPGworm)
“Compared to what?”
Whatever conservatives do is unconditionally evil in Bob’s mind, but when people point out even greater evil done in the name of liberalism, Bob inevitably switches into a moral relativist, engaging in what SJWs condemn as “whataboutism”.
“Anger is how you WIN"
Bob has had an anger problem since childhood. Believing he has fooled his school therapist, his problem went untreated, grew with his age and his girth, until it became his sole motivation, his raison d’etre.
Bob admits his politics is mostly based on spite.
“You are not a person”
Bob sees most people who disagree with him as either Russian bots or “beneath human”, however cogent and intelligent they are. The “not a person” insult has become a verbal tic for him and his followers.
Dehumanization is a bannable offense on Twitter; Bob apparently is above the rules. A favorite catchphase of his is "subhumanoid". When people take him to task, he points out that the word is part of a Troma title and thus somehow not a slur.
“X isn’t a real thing”
The concerns of “non-persons” are naturally “not a thing”. Things that Bob has declared “not a real thing” include “Woke”, “Critical Race Theory in children education”, and “Canon as applied to MCU movies”.
“Fans” vs “audience”
Bob pitches “fans” (of comic books, movie franchises, video games, what have you) against the general audience. Fans are emotionally invested in their hobbies, and, should the creators veer off-course, are not afraid to let their displeasure known. In contrast, the “audience” is content to placidly consume one product after another, in the manner of the infamous “consoomer” meme. To Bob, fans are a hindrance to creative freedom, hence his sworn enemies. Bob repeatedly urges creators to never listen to fans.
In addition to his customary inconsistency in usage (Bob describes himself as a “fan” of many things). Bob has at least two bizarre ideas concerning the fans-audience “distinction”.
“(Twitter / Youtube) isn’t the real world; views and likes are just numbers”
A new cope Bob developed around June 2022 after he was repeatedly ridiculed for being a shill for MCU and Amazon’s Ring of Power.This is ironic considering Twitter and Youtube is all of Bob’s world.
“That’s…not good.”– whenever Bob says this, he means things are fucked up beyond recognition thanks to the Democrats. If the Republicans were responsible for the very same thing he’d be calling heads to roll.
“Tetris Castle” – for which he means, of course, The St. Basil's Cathedral. During the Russo-Ukraine war (2022 ongoing) Bobby shares the wish of most liberals that Russia be totally annihilated, but he is willing to spare the “Tetris Castle”.
"This is X, until it is not" - A pointless locution that Bob takes to since late 2024. He uses it to pad his videos; no doubt he thinks it makes him sound sagely.
Bobism shares a lot in common with the garden-variety SJWism, but of course Bob takes everything to the extreme.
- A general worldview of perpetual interpersonal / intergroup conflict, not along the line of Social Class (as in Marxism), but along identities (race, sex, and “gender”). Indeed Bob regularly insults Twitter Communists who think such personal identities are wedge-driving distractions to the proletariat revolution.
- Veneration of people of color (POCs), in particular black people. Unquestioning allegiance to Black Lives Matter.
- Open borders and free immigration.
- Ending America’s Election College; allot votes according to population. Bob thinks that will ensure the extirpation of the Republican Party
- Slavering adoration of LGBTQ+. Bob’s own tranny fetish doubtless factors.
- Believing that conservative politicians are planning to murder (or even staging a genocide against) “the oppressed”. Bob counts himself among the oppressed and proposes preemptive violence.
- Wholesale dismissal of the concern of conservatives, such as claiming “wokeness” “cancel culture” and “Critical Race Theory” are not real phenomena.
- Pro-abortion. Bob repeatedly says a fetus is just “a clump of cells” and refers to pro-life activists as “force-birthers”. He also believes only religion can ever be the reason that someone objects to abortion.
- Virulent Anti-Christianity. Bob is, however, willing to deviate from the standard SJW script of defending Islam when Islam comes against LGBT.
- Dismissal of cryptocurrency, under the pretext that it is damaging to the environment.
- Cradle-to-grave Universal Basic Income (but only for those Bob considers “worthy” and vote the correct party).
- Total cancellation of student debt (Bob reasons that would encourage consumption and benefit the economy).
- Unquestioning support of Ukraine during the Russia-Ukraine conflict (2022-)
- General hypocrisy; judging the virtue of a deed not by the deed itself, but by the wokeness of the responsible person. Example: He did not mention how Trump capped the price of insulin but praised Biden for the same directive.
- Bob advocates a globalist plutocracy; nothing tickles him more than the thought that a conglomerate of Amazon, Disney, and Boston Dynamics rule the whole world.
- Bob envisages what he calls “Creative Class Aristocracy”. As Bob pretends to be “creative class” himself, this is purely self-serving.
- Bob has a virulent disdain towards manual labor. Bob thinks physical strength is obsolete in the modern world, and that coal miners in particular and (for some reason) manual workers in general contribute to environmental degradation.
- Bob thinks that the poor, at least the poor white, are destitute because of their moral failings – namely racism and homophobia.
- Bob advocates intelligence-testing to determine voter eligibility. This will be rightly denounced as ableist in SJW circles
- Bob calls any Republican-proposed economic measures that deviates from the laissez-faire status quo “Socialism, but NATIONAL?…hmmm”.
- Bob wants to spread social justice through military force (“rainbow flag on a drone, bombing ‘climate outlaw’ nations”), and recommends Joe Biden to drone-strike his “enemies”. Arguably these are not at odds with mainstream SJWism, but most SJWs are smart enough to keep it unspoken.
- Bob has an obsession for China; he believes China is the first locale to evolve into Superior Future (see section 3.4).
3.1 Does Bob advocate Eugenics?
Bob infamously asserted that he wishes “‘Eugenics’ has not be tainted by racists and Nazis”. When his detractors gave him no end of trouble for this tweet, Bob dismissed it as a “joke”.
No. People do not brand him EugenicBob based on one tweet, but on his burning desire, which he expresses daily, to disenfranchise people with the “wrong” politics. He wants, for example, the Red States to be isolated from the rest of the world and suffer, because “bad things should happen to bad people”.
He thinks pro-lifers should be aborted.
In May 2022 he made the following tweet, which was widely circulated and lambasted – “So you are not joking about eugenics Bro!” – before Bob deleted it hours later.
When he is especially angry, Bob is apt to genocidal rants like the below. It is a mystery he is never suspended on Twitter.
(As expected, the coward deleted the tweet in hours)
More specifically, he wishes to instate intelligence testing for voters, and he wishes German to “take care of” Poland because of their anti-LGBT, anti-Gender Studies government
So the answer to the question is: unequivocally. Shame he would be the one who gets eliminated by any eugenics program.
3.2 Is Bob an atheist?
His own answer is no; he claims to be agnostic. Bob is best described as “anti-Christian”. Typical of an SJW, Bob usually keeps a respectful distance towards Islam and refuses to condemn its barbaric practice. But when Qatar, host of the FIFA World Cup in 2022, bans rainbow paraphernalia in stadiums and penalize soccer players for wearing rainbow armbands, Bobby jumps and condemn Islam fundamentalists as "Believers" (see Section 3.4) whose lives don't matter. This tells us what his true religion is.
Bob blames his anti-Christian stance on his childhood as a Catholic altar boy, during which he has suffered unspecified “trauma” (although not, he emphasized, sexual abuse). In one tweet, Bob alluded that he stopped believing in God at the age of 10, when his prayers to keep his aging dog alive went unanswered.
Bob, hypocrite he is, nevertheless loves to brag about how he knows Christianity like the back of his hands (ha ha ha!), claiming he has studied “seminary-level scripture”. His sophisticated theological training, presumably, also enabled him to see the Care Bears cartoon as an allegory of Gnostic Christianity.
Despite his self-proclaimed theological acumen, Bob rests his faith on new-age mumbo jumbo, infamously subscribes to the new-age credo that astrology is more reliable than other forms of “spirituality” because math is involved, and sees more virtue in Tarot and Palmistry than in Catholicism.
Bob believes the world operates through a karma-like form of moral retribution; “Bad things happen to Bad people” is one of his favorite phrases. This can only make sense in terms of the supernatural, as science can neither measure badness nor keep tabs on it. What’s more, Bob infamously subscribes to the new-age credo that astrology is more reliable than other forms of “spirituality” because math is involved.
3.3 Is Bob a feminist?
Oh boy…I can give you a hundred reasons why Bob is the very type of man that a feminist should condemn, but I think this one tweet, his comment over her horrific gang-rape of Fox Nation journalist Lara Logan in Egypt, should settle the matter to everyone’s satisfaction.
Oh by the way: Bob tried to hush up women who told him that his pal Devin Faraci was a sexual predator.
3.4 Bob’s memorable phrases.
Superior FutureBob’s EPCOT-inspired sci-fi lifestyle that he thinks is totally within the technical capability of the early 21st century, had we voted Hillary Clinton to power.
Aspects of Superior Future include:
- Manual labor being totally phased out by robotics; physical strength being devalued in favor of “intellect”.
- Robot bodies and machine-uploading of consciousness, hopefully allowing Bob to bing-bing-wahoo like Mario for an eternity.
- Personal jet packs.
- Farming of wheat on the Moon
- Lunar Tourism
Thinkers vs Believers Ideological terms in Bob's parlance, by which he means "liberals" and "conservatives". It is telling that Bob does not regard engineers, especially developers of artificial intelligence, "Thinkers", considering them instead "LARPing as authentically smart people" because they can do math. A 2012 survey has found that American engineers are by and large politically conservative; only 14.5% claimed to be Democrats.
Bob, with his cartoon-addled brain, considers Thinkers to be the source of all that is good in life and Believers to be the prime force of destruction. Synonyms of Thinkers include “People Who Matter” and “The Properly Evolved”, while Believers are given such epithets as “MAGA scum”, “mayo ghouls”, “Christofascists”, “sisterbang counties”, and of course his perennial favorite: “the obsolete”.
"They look (really) necessary.”Bob’s habitual response when he sees Believers fighting for their causes – against abortion, against grooming of children, against election fraud, etc. This is also his sour grapes at the sight of Believers having fun, brandishing guns standing over the trophies they hunted. The irony is lost that the people Bob complains about are far more essential to society than Bob himself is.
Ignorance / stupidity is the same as Evil 
Often repeated in his tweets but never defended or justified. Bob also believes that one cannot overcome ignorance through education, and that the only solution for Ignorance-Evil is to isolate the afflicted and deprive them of political rights.
“I believe that there is (almost) no such thing as a bad tactic - only bad TARGETS”
This adage, which we in this thread often shorten as “No Bad Tactics” or simply “Tactics; Targets”, tells you how Bob imagines himself as a Manchiaveillian mastermind. Similar comments which Bob more often makes include “I see Ethics as a tool.” and “I’m an outcome person”.
(Caricature by RPGworm)
“Compared to what?”Whatever conservatives do is unconditionally evil in Bob’s mind, but when people point out even greater evil done in the name of liberalism, Bob inevitably switches into a moral relativist, engaging in what SJWs condemn as “whataboutism”.
“Anger is how you WIN"Bob has had an anger problem since childhood. Believing he has fooled his school therapist, his problem went untreated, grew with his age and his girth, until it became his sole motivation, his raison d’etre.
Bob admits his politics is mostly based on spite.
“You are not a person”Bob sees most people who disagree with him as either Russian bots or “beneath human”, however cogent and intelligent they are. The “not a person” insult has become a verbal tic for him and his followers.
Dehumanization is a bannable offense on Twitter; Bob apparently is above the rules. A favorite catchphase of his is "subhumanoid". When people take him to task, he points out that the word is part of a Troma title and thus somehow not a slur.
“X isn’t a real thing”The concerns of “non-persons” are naturally “not a thing”. Things that Bob has declared “not a real thing” include “Woke”, “Critical Race Theory in children education”, and “Canon as applied to MCU movies”.
“Fans” vs “audience”Bob pitches “fans” (of comic books, movie franchises, video games, what have you) against the general audience. Fans are emotionally invested in their hobbies, and, should the creators veer off-course, are not afraid to let their displeasure known. In contrast, the “audience” is content to placidly consume one product after another, in the manner of the infamous “consoomer” meme. To Bob, fans are a hindrance to creative freedom, hence his sworn enemies. Bob repeatedly urges creators to never listen to fans.
In addition to his customary inconsistency in usage (Bob describes himself as a “fan” of many things). Bob has at least two bizarre ideas concerning the fans-audience “distinction”.
- A fan is not part of the audience, which is patently absurd.
- Everyone who is not a “fan” is an “audience”, as if the world were divided in two warring camps. If a creator turns her back to “fans”, she would automatically win the favor of the rest of the world.
“(Twitter / Youtube) isn’t the real world; views and likes are just numbers”A new cope Bob developed around June 2022 after he was repeatedly ridiculed for being a shill for MCU and Amazon’s Ring of Power.This is ironic considering Twitter and Youtube is all of Bob’s world.
“That’s…not good.”– whenever Bob says this, he means things are fucked up beyond recognition thanks to the Democrats. If the Republicans were responsible for the very same thing he’d be calling heads to roll. “Tetris Castle” – for which he means, of course, The St. Basil's Cathedral. During the Russo-Ukraine war (2022 ongoing) Bobby shares the wish of most liberals that Russia be totally annihilated, but he is willing to spare the “Tetris Castle”. "This is X, until it is not" - A pointless locution that Bob takes to since late 2024. He uses it to pad his videos; no doubt he thinks it makes him sound sagely. Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)As the pop culture letch that he is, Bob is an undying supporter of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Originally the MCU films were distributed by Paramount Pictures, which lacked the funds to purchase Marvel Studio, with its ambitious vision of massive, interconnected, CGI-saturated stories. MCU then fell into the hands of Disney and soon became the dominating force in mainstream cinema. Bob felt his nerdy obsession vindicated. His allegiance to MCU is undying, but he is of course not alone in that – journalists have created hype over each and every MCU film, but not even the most thoughtless of journos would think of comparing MCU assembly-line output with Sophocles and Shakespeare – as Bob did.
Bob nurses long grudges against highly esteemed directors who express distaste against superhero films, particularly Martin Scorsese and Jane Campion
Eventually, especially after the release of Endgame (during what is known as “Phase 4 of MCU”), both audience and critics have lost enthusiasm, while the studio’s reputation is marred by scandals: visual-effect artists exposed the studios’ exploitative practices. Bob remained faithful to the end, dismissing that said exploitation as industry-wide instead of particular to one company, and he remains hostile to any critics who have grown skeptical of the MCU’s ability to stay relevant in the 2020s
Bob regards Kevin Feige, head of Marvel Studios, with a quasi-mythological reverence. He substitutes his ignorance about how studios operate with contradictory fantasies. To Bob, Feige is at once a mastermind who planned out MCU decades in advance, and an improvisatory genius who goes with the flow and never makes any plans.
DisneyEver since he’s been to EPCOT, Bob has held Disney as everything good and progressive. The high-profile acquisitions by Bob Iger (Pixar, 20th Century Fox, Lucasfilm and of course MCU) ignites our Bob’s hope for a global monopoly of entertainment (which to him is synonymous with “culture”), churning out progressive liberal contents for painless consumption by him and his ilk.
The Iger era has made our Bob a tribalist for The Rat and has him creating hype for every new Disney assembly-line output. An example of this is the Star Wars franchise: our Bob was never a big Star Wars fan, but that changed after Disney acquired Lucasfilm in 2012. Iger’s executives imposed their own (thus our Bob’s) agenda and politics into Star Wars, resulting in the much-maligned Disney sequels that made our Bob a Star War fan.
(Thanks @Godzilla@1989 for suggestion of this and the previous section)
The early 2020 Disney downfall
Since the early 2020s Disney has lost favor of the audience. Their stock price took a slump since November 2021 and has stayed low. In 2023, such tentpole movies as Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny, The Marvels, and Wish (supposedly the centenary celebration of the company) were savaged by critics and failed to turn a profit. Bob refuses to believe the problem is inherent to Disney, but attributes the box office failures to 1) covid-19, 2) streaming taking a bite from cinema, 3) actors being prevented from promotional appearances due to strike, 4) China’s refusal to inflate box-office figures. In mid 2023 Bob thought smart investors would gobble up Disney’s stock while it was low.
However other observers have been keen to point out facts that, if not unique to Disney, disproportionately affect this company:
- Superhero movie fatigue.
- Executive meddling resulting in frequent script rewrites, and protracted (thus expensive) post-production.
- “Go woke, go broke” – The audience getting fed up by Disney’s forced insertion of Mary Sues, gays, and colored people in their movies.
James GunnThis Troma alum has personal significance to Bob. He was the first person Bob interviewed in his capacity as film critic, and the first Guardians of the Galaxy film was the last film Bob saw with his late dad. When James Gunn hit it big through MCU, bringing an obscure comic series to mainstream attention, Bob again saw his nerdy interest vindicated. Gunn would later get into trouble with Disney for his old pedophilic jokes on social media. Bob stood firmly by Gunn, dismissing the whole uproar as political assassination. When Disney rehired Gunn, it gave Bob no end of pride.
Gunn dips his paws in both MCU and DC franchises, infecting both with his puerile humor and nihilistic violence. For this he was promoted co-chair of DC Studios in November 2022. Bob cheers him on like the mindless drone he is.
Warner Bros (WB)A tribalist for brands, Bob holds deep animosity towards the "rivals" of Disney. On top of being the home of the DC Extended Universe (DECU), the sins of WB include supporting the "genocidal transphobe" J. K. Rowling through the Harry Potter and the Fantastic Beasts movies series, and releasing such Filmbro favorites as Christopher Nolan's Tenet and Denis Villeneuve's Dune (a critically acclaimed movie that Bob dismissed as "not-bad/not-great"). Bob's feud with WB intensified as it merged with Discovery Inc. in June 2022, and the CEO of the combined corporations, David Zaslav, soon axed several film projects that he deemed unfit for release. In particular, the scrapping of the nearly-finished feature Batgirlhas sent the internet into uproar. Bob was so incensed that he wished for the total collapse of WB-Discovery.
Conspiracy theorists considered the cancellation of Batgirl, with a latina heroine and people of color as directors, a sign of WB's nod towards white supremacy. Bob ate up with gusto the insinuation that Zaslav has connections with Donald Trump; for his part Bob likened Zaslav to Harvey Weinstein, and dismissed him as someone with no film-making credentials (unlike Bob's god Kevin Feige of MCU). Instead, Zaslav inflicted the white-trash reality show Honey Boo Boo series on the world, literally causing the decline of American culture
Bob was especially mad that the Flash series of films, which star Ezra Miller who has been implicated in a number of heinous crimes, remain greenlit. Furthermore, Zaslav's move to streamline DCEU gave hope to another camp of zealots: those who want what is called “Snyderverse” revived. Snyderverse (of which the so-called “Snyder Cut” is a part, see below) is a darker, more philosophical version of DCEU, unfortunately came to an end due to personal tragedy of director Zack Synder (thanks again @Godzilla@1989). Bob, who only likes superhero films that are mindless, comedic, and chock full of facile political correctness, reacts to any possibility of Snyderverse with burning rage. Contradicting statistics, Bob claimed that all three existing entries of Snyderverse are hated by the audience (this tweet earned him a very deserved pile-on, during which Bob acted increasingly deranged, ending up calling the fans of those films “like Trumpsters but even dumber”.)
The Snyder Cut and people who demand its release(Thank you @Sexy Senior Citizen, @Arthur Morgan , and @Koby_Fish ) When Justice League (2017) was released, rumors began to float of a version that lived up to the vision of director Zack Snyder. Before long, Twitter was ablaze with people demanding to see Snyder's vision, dubbed the “Snyder Cut”. At first Bob argued it could not possibly exist, until someone who worked in the movie confirmed its existence and no doubt damaged Bob’s ego as a know-it-all.
Bob was apoplectic for at least two other reasons: He resented that a DC franchise had drawn attention away from his one true faith, MCU. Even more inexcusable was that a movie studio would give in to the demands of the hoi polloi. Gradually and for obscure reasons, Bob equated the Snyder Cut crowd with Trump supporters, Gamergaters, Russian bots and whatnot. Hollywood, of course, saw money and eventually released the Snyder Cut. This has been a sore point with him ever since.
Contradicting any statistics, Bobby claims the Snyder movie are universally hated. He even attributes them to the downfall of Warner Brothers.
In November 2022, James Gunn was promoted co-chair of DC Studios, and soon it transpired that Zack Snyder had no intention to work on Gunn's infantile vision of DC. Bob’s hatred with Snyder and his fans rose to a literally murderous level.
@AirdropShitposts pointed out another reason that Snyder’s vision is so inimical to Bob: “The Snyder Cut is about the restoration of faith”. After the death of Kent Clarke, his former allies in Justice League are beset with self-doubt and self-blame, which they eventually overcome and regroup under Bruce Wayne “...for once, I'm operating strictly on faith, not reason”. Faith is one thing that Bob wants to eradicate from this world.
Christopher Nolan and “Film Twitter”During the height of the covid pandemic, Nolan chose to release his film Tenet only in cinemas. Bob saw this act as a blatant disregard of public health (yet he chose to keep his silence when, one year later when the pandemic continued to rage, MCU released Black Widow in cinema only). Nolan is a darling of Twitter film critics, which Bobby considers “dudebros” and thus hateworthy. The release of Tenet compounded his hatred for both parties.
Timothée Chalamet – this rising star earned Bob’s ire by saying that he was advised not to take superhero roles (but strangely Bob did not blame the person who gave this advice: Leonardo DiCaprio). For some reason -- perhaps because he parrots ideas he read from the internet -- Bob considers Chalamet's character in Denis Villeneuve’s Dune films to be a "superhero", thus Chalamet is being hypocritical. The same role earned Chalamet great praise from “Film Twitter”, so of course Chalamet was tinged by association. Thereafter Bob would ridicule Chalamet’s name and the roles he took on. Chris Pratt Pratt stars in Bob’s favorite MCU films, Guardians of the Galaxy series. You might expect Bob to idolize Pratt, but no, he hates him. It is doubtless due to Pratt’s outspoken Christian belief (even though Pratt’s church, Hillsong, is as milquetoast as Christian churches go), his absence in the Democrat fundraising party organized by MCU stars, and rumors that he actually donated to the Republicans.
Sonic the HedgehogThis one-time rival of Mario continues to earn Bob’s ire in 2022. When Paramount Pictures released the first trailer of the film Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), fans were aghast by the human-like teeth inside the mouth of the CGI critter. Paramount, as every sensible company would do, duly listened to fans and refined the design. Bob saw this as another example of the Cultural Elites, Thinkers, bowing to the unruly horde of ignorant proles. In the end, Sonic the Hedgehog outperformed the contemporaneous Harley Quinn movie Birds of Prey. Bob considered this another personal affront, as he long believed Harley Quinn to be a lesbian.
Boston DynamicsHarbinger of Bob’s Superior Future, in which manual labor is replaced by robots and physical strength is depreciated. When people point out he couldn’t have lived his safe, leisurely life without hundreds of laborers behind the scene, his repartee is often an animated gif of “Spot”, Boston Dymanics’s robot dog.
Elon MuskDespite his investment in such “Superior Future” things as electric cars and aerospace technology, Bob regards Musk with utmost contempt, claiming that he is a dimwit who just had the luck to be born to a rich dad who exploited the blackies who worked in his emerald mine. The problem is that Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX (and now Twitter, see Section 2.A6) has an oversized social-media presence and has frankly said some noxious things. Bob despises Musk for his lack of noblesse oblige – as a rich entrepreneur, Musk ought to bow to women, blackies and LGBTs but he does not, not to mention he should have repudiated cryptocurrency “for the sake of environment”.
Musk was devastated when one of his sons, Xavier Musk, turned transgender at the age of 16 and became estranged from him. Elon then became a very outspoken critic of the transgender movement, especially the coordinated campaign by activists to turn children trans. This of course did not endear him to liberals.
Musk has donated a large amount of money to Donald Trump’s 2024 bid to the White House (see Section 2.A8 ), and appeared alongside Trump during public appearances. This further enraged liberals, including Bob, who joined the mass exodus away from Twitter.
LesbiansBob likes to fap to lesbians, especially Asian action girls, and he doesn’t hide his lust. Some feminist he is.
Tall women / “women”Another fetish that Bob does not bother to hide. The prime target of his lust is Milla Jovovich. Because of the woke axiom “transwomen are women” and the brute biological fact that men are in general taller, Bob thirsts after trannies too.
“Pleistocene Rewilding” of the American MidwestDoubtless inspired by Jurassic Park and dovetails with Bob’s genocidal hatred to the “Red states where nobody lives in”. Bob fantasizes emptying the Red states of its population, then introducing “Asian and African large fauna”, including predators, in the “stolen land”.
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