Wait wait wait hold up. What if Bob left the Flooding Basement Hovel in Revere, MA, and returned to
Casa de Mama Chipman, not because he had to for financial reasons, but because a family of MAGAnaiseghoulen trumpsuckers moved in either next door, across the street, or (heaven forfend!) UPSTAIRS, where he could hear Fox News on 24/7? And the reason he moved is to avoid getting
punched in the face drone-striked?
I knew bob was a fucking weirdo but holy shit. I'm sure he's complacent that his mom
knows his neighbors in Lynn (and probably believes SHE would move if she discovered a MAGA infestation), and is confident that NONE of them are dreaded Trumpsuckers that are in danger of getting missile attacked by
Obama Biden, but in all honesty, since he doesn't go out except to booze it up and go see movies and shit, HOW WOULD HE KNOW FOR SURE? Does he assume that because he never saw an (R) election sign EVER in his mom's neighborhood, that there's no MAGAnaiseghoulen lurking within? Never considered that the conservatives in Lynn are deeper in the closet than Rock Hudson prior to the whole getting AIDS thing? So maybe he's not as safe from drone-strikes as he thinks? I mean hell, where does he think all the "racists" in the Greater Boston Area are?! They can't ALL be Vote Blue No Matter Who, right?
RIGHT?

How can Bob claim he's not in danger of proximity to Trumpsuckers, and also claim he's kicked the bar stool out from under MAGAnaiseghoulen at Discount Dave and Buster's Roger-Rabbit style? Even if Bob isn't directly living next door to any MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash, he's most certainly DRINKING in their proximity. And maybe
Obama Biden isn't so careful as to only target homes to eradicate the Red Blight.
What amuses me most about Bob's raging authoritarian political exterminationism is that while you can kill people and stack bodies and gulag the opposition, you CANNOT kill an IDEA. History is replete with evidence that oppression and repression do not, in fact, "cure" the problem of opposing ideology. Hell, the Martyr Complex is a thing precisely
because of this. People pushed too far rise up (hence Bob's leaning hard on "drone strikes" and F-15s to cause them to give up). However, to Bob this is a minor detail, because once you cure the MAGA infestation, surely nobody will EVER think that way again. It's not like people have Free Will and Free thoughts and can figure shit out on their own or anything. No, sir! [/sarcasm]
I also find it ironic that Bob talks about brain damage in regards to conservatism. And no,
@Nod Flenders , Bob is absolutely calling the GoP "GQP"
on purpose. The "Q" stands for "Qanon" and the associated conspiracy theories. Bob is trying to pretend like every person voting the (R) is a brain-damaged-by-brainworms psycho powered mostly by fight-or-flight (and then also claims it's perfectly OK for a literal brain damaged man to run for office, see: Biden, Fetterman), but then pretends that people with brain damage have any sort of culpability, fault or personal responsibility regarding the brain damage they allegedly have, as if they damaged their own brains on purpose or something. But then again, Bob being a hypocrite is like a day ending in "Y".
Speaking of brain damage, Bob is always under a "buzz" throughout the day, given what he's bragged on social media. This kind of alcohol consumption would qualify as "Heavy Drinker". There's an article in the latest (Canadian edition) Reader's Digest where it talks about how heavy drinking (to the level Bob AKA Mr. Rum
for with Breakfast, obviously does) fucks a body up. One of those things, is it shrinks your brain, literally. Bob is literally damaging his own brain (which I guess may partially explain his periodic unhinged rants about the MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight GQP Trash) whilst making fun of Red State Barrow Wights for having alleged brain damage. Booze also fucks the liver, and while Beetus and Heart Disease loom large on the horizon, I'm throwing my bets in on Bob losing his battle with existence via being the Lard of Lynn, Kwisatz Tarderach, Sir Ossis of Liver. Booze can also eat holes in your brain like the 'brainworms' Bob so casually references, and thus can cause dementia.
Some

needs to ask Bob, if conservatives have "brainworms", how is it their fault they have them?