Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Jetpack Himmler]

A lot of things sank Carter. Some of them were incompetence (Iran, obviously, but also "malaise," gas lines so bad they almost went to rationing, the absurdly limpwristed response to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, and on and on), but some of them were just that the poor dude was snakebit (the swamp rabbit saga).

The 1978 midterms had a lot to do with Nixon's odor still lingering in the public nose; by '80 that was done and everyone had had quite enough of President Goofytooth.

My understanding is that unmarried women voted Democrat is high numbers this year...

...and none of them would fuck Bob.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Just in case The Critical Drinker hadn't been too busy being better than Bob in every conceivable way, not only is he making his short film, but he was just announced to be working on a project with "Zack" of Diversity and Comics, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Dixon, writing a prequel comic about Trautman from the Rambo films, while Sly and the others make a Rambo prequel comic.

I'm kind of surprised Bob never tried to make his own creative projects. Not that they'd have been good, but Bob seems to think he knows a thing or two about film and has yet to stop suggesting nonsense like the Gnostic Care bears.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's rich of Bob to tell another twitter user how to spell, given all Bob's misspellings, incorrect useage of they're/their/there, and other assorted "typos". Just as it's rich Bob criticizing Scott Adams for being divorced when Bob's never been married, let alone had a girlfriend dump him (unless you count The Hotdog Abortion, lol - and that was all in his own head).

*Now, on the off-chance that Bob actually did in fact have a short-term fwb/"girlfriend" at some point in his life, he was almost certainly dumped rather than doing the dumping himself - which makes what he said to Scott Adams EVEN WORSE. Ever been dumped, Bob? That makes you a loser and a bad person, even without context and details, lul! Don't throw stones from your glass house there, Bob.

If called out on the whole Peter Thiel thing, Bob will absolutely pull the "IT was a JOKE, friendo!" card, like he did with all the other "Jokes" like the "eugenics on weekdays" joke.

Just in case The Critical Drinker hadn't been too busy being better than Bob in every conceivable way, not only is he making his short film, but he was just announced to be working on a project with "Zack" of Diversity and Comics, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Dixon, writing a prequel comic about Trautman from the Rambo films, while Sly and the others make a Rambo prequel comic.

I'm kind of surprised Bob never tried to make his own creative projects. Not that they'd have been good, but Bob seems to think he knows a thing or two about film and has yet to stop suggesting nonsense like the Gnostic Care bears.

I mean, he's helping Lesser Brother "produce" that Troon slasher horror fic "The Bludgeoning" with their exceptional film bro buddy Seth Decker, but before that it was all "Teenagers with a camcorder trying to recreate Blair Witch Project or Super Mario World"/Game Overeater bullshit.

 

[The tired cat]

Just in case The Critical Drinker hadn't been too busy being better than Bob in every conceivable way, not only is he making his short film, but he was just announced to be working on a project with "Zack" of Diversity and Comics, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Dixon, writing a prequel comic about Trautman from the Rambo films, while Sly and the others make a Rambo prequel comic.

I'm kind of surprised Bob never tried to make his own creative projects. Not that they'd have been good, but Bob seems to think he knows a thing or two about film and has yet to stop suggesting nonsense like the Gnostic Care bears.

Huh, wonder why Sly the caveman didn't think of doing Rambo comics before.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Huh, wonder why Sly the caveman didn't think of doing Rambo comics before.

I think its just because comics aren't that popular of a medium anymore. I know Sly knew Chuck because he wanted Chuck to write a pitch (forget if it was for Rambo or a different project), so I think Chuck probably planted the seed in Stallone's head to take some of his ideas and get them into comics, like they did with The Expendables.

 

[The tired cat]

I think its just because comics aren't that popular of a medium anymore. I know Sly knew Chuck because he wanted Chuck to write a pitch (forget if it was for Rambo or a different project), so I think Chuck probably planted the seed in Stallone's head to take some of his ideas and get them into comics, like they did with The Expendables.

I mean, back when Rambo was hot shit, you'd think they'd make comics about him. For fuck sake, they made that shitty cartoon, an when Rambo 3 was riding high on that Yankee propaganda along with Red Dawn, it would have been perfect comic material.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Just in case The Critical Drinker hadn't been too busy being better than Bob in every conceivable way, not only is he making his short film, but he was just announced to be working on a project with "Zack" of Diversity and Comics, Sylvester Stallone, and Chuck Dixon, writing a prequel comic about Trautman from the Rambo films, while Sly and the others make a Rambo prequel comic.

I'm kind of surprised Bob never tried to make his own creative projects. Not that they'd have been good, but Bob seems to think he knows a thing or two about film and has yet to stop suggesting nonsense like the Gnostic Care bears.

What, you never saw the epic storylines in his Game Overthinker series?

Bob is too lazy to do the amount of work required to make anything. Look at how lazy Brick by Brick was written and that's the closest thing to a novel he's ever written. His other books are just collections of blogs he wrote over several years. He doesn't even have the brain power to finish a screen play, let alone shoot it.

 

[Flexo]

Look: Biden is taking his victory lap partly by claiming this is the best showing an incumbent President has had in 40 years. That's basically true. Know which President's midterms he's referring to?

Jimmy Carter's. Guess how that turned out in the long run, Bob?

The only president that performed better was Bush's midterms in...2002. Everybody want to guess what event helped that out?

I mean clearly the lesson is that Biden is the most popular and beloved president of all time. Considering he outperformed Obama's midterm apparently it was the magic negro holding back Biden all along.

 

[Quixotic Man]

What, you never saw the epic storylines in his Game Overthinker series?

Bob is too lazy to do the amount of work required to make anything. Look at how lazy Brick by Brick was written and that's the closest thing to a novel he's ever written. His other books are just collections of blogs he wrote over several years. He doesn't even have the brain power to finish a screen play, let alone shoot it.

I don't even think it may necessarily be an effort thing.

All evidence points towards Bob being an absolutely dire writer. His moderate summer day IQ would never produce anything that would pass an actual editor.

 

[Flexo]

I mean, back when Rambo was hot shit, you'd think they'd make comics about him. For fuck sake, they made that shitty cartoon, an when Rambo 3 was riding high on that Yankee propaganda along with Red Dawn, it would have been perfect comic material.

https://www.amazon.com/Rambo-No-Comic-book/dp/B007ZQKA20

https://www.quora.com/How-come-nobody-ever-made-Rambo-comics

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

There was an attempt in the previous thread of trying to chronicle the entire Game Overthinker Series. At first, it was some opinion vlogs. I'll admit, I got my interest in No More Heroes because of that. Then at some point, it suddenly turned into a cringy self-insert fanfiction with a story that would make Linkara's "storyline" look like the work of Christopher Nolan. I don't remember who on this forum was doing it, there has to be a full rundown of each episode chronicling his growing and self-inflicted retardation.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There was an attempt in the previous thread of trying to chronicle the entire Game Overthinker Series. At first, it was some opinion vlogs. I'll admit, I got my interest in No More Heroes because of that. Then at some point, it suddenly turned into a cringy self-insert fanfiction with a story that would make Linkara's "storyline" look like the work of Christopher Nolan. I don't remember who on this forum was doing it, there has to be a full rundown of each episode chronicling his growing and self-inflicted retardation.

Imagine making the Lightbringer look good.

 

[Positron]

I'm kind of surprised Bob never tried to make his own creative projects.

You'd expect Bobby to make some "ethical porn" with trannies.

Related:

The true reason is that no one, Chinese or otherwise, wants to see trannies in movies except as butts of the joke.


I don't know what the "nine percent" Zucker refers to; trannies are 0.6% and niggers are 14%. At least he anticipates the pendulum will swing and people will hopefully be doing comedies without fear.

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Why would Musk want to do that? Impersonating politicos is funny.


She has an OnlyFans (I think this is a she).

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[King Dead]

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I don't know what the "nine percent" Zucker refers to; trannies are 0.6% and niggers are 14%. At least he anticipates the pendulum will swing and people will hopefully be doing comedies without fear.

I like how Bob is denigrating one of the greatest comedy directors of all time, and subsequently discarding his very accurate opinions, just because he hasn't had a big hit in a while. Setting aside the obvious that you don't have to be great at [x] to be a critic of [x], I'd trust the director of Airplane!, Top Secret!, and The Naked Gun to know about comedy way more than some fat unfunny slob from Bahstahn.

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Okay, first off, we know for a fact Bob never read any comics when they were current, so this is once again him pulling supposed expertise out of his ass. Shocker, I know. Moreover, he was barely alive and probably not even literate when the Bronze Age was ending, so there's no way that he knew anything about it when it was current. Maybe he's mixing it up with the Dark Age, but again, see first point.

But why is he implying this is actually a good thing, or at least that it isn't a bad one? He's clearly trying to pull his old "comics are weird" defense to handwave the just criticism that the MCU has turned into a clusterfuck of nonsense that's just digging out whatever C- and D-listers they can find and throwing them at the wall under the pretense of "it'll all make sense eventually, consoom more product."

If Bobby were even a little bit conscious of history, he'd know what happened to comics as a medium during the Dark Age and maybe be more concerned about what that means for his beloved Disney slop.

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Well, Chris, let's compare to the originals and see (I'm not factoring in inflation through the re-releases, just going off of lifetime gross):

• The Lion King: $968.5 million/$45 million budget (21.5x)
• Cinderella: $182 million/$2.2 million budget (82.7x(!))
• Aladdin: $504.1 million/$28 million budget (18x)
• Beauty and the Beast: $440.1 million/$25 million budget (17.6x)
• Dumbo: $1.3 million/$950,000 budget (1.36x; to be fair, there was a war on)

So aside from Dumbo which maybe did worse and has an excuse, these garbage remakes don't do anywhere near as well as the original animated classics they're based on. People go to see them anyway for a couple reasons: they need some kids' entertainment at the theater and Disney's dreck is their only option, they have nostalgia for the originals, or they simply don't know any better. They might sell, but these pale imitations simply can't hold a candle to classic animation, and I know for a fact they won't stand the test of time.

If people actually applauded yet another of these cash grabs, they should be ashamed of themselves. Then again, they willingly went to see Black Panther 2: Oh Shit Black Panther Died, What Do We Do in theaters opening weekend, so that would explain a bit.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Okay, first off, we know for a fact Bob never read any comics when they were current, so this is once again him pulling supposed expertise out of his ass. Shocker, I know. Moreover, he was barely alive and probably not even literate when the Bronze Age was ending, so there's no way that he knew anything about it when it was current. Maybe he's mixing it up with the Dark Age, but again, see first point.

But why is he implying this is actually a good thing, or at least that it isn't a bad one? He's clearly trying to pull his old "comics are weird" defense to handwave the just criticism that the MCU has turned into a clusterfuck of nonsense that's just digging out whatever C- and D-listers they can find and throwing them at the wall under the pretense of "it'll all make sense eventually, consoom more product."

If Bobby were even a little bit conscious of history, he'd know what happened to comics as a medium during the Dark Age and maybe be more concerned about what that means for his beloved Disney slop.

That one is especially stupid because I'm in that under 30 demographic and literally nothing in the MCU resembles the Bronze Age which I know since I read those books even if they're way before my time. If there's any era it resembles, it's "Marvel Now" from the middle of the 2010s where a lot of the legacy characters they're now using originated. Even down to sucking themselves off for "diversity" when it's mostly a bunch of white women and maybe one or two black guys with maybe one character at most for any other demographic. Hell both people on the left and right reacting to these projects are acting the same way they did back then where they're reacting more towards the image they present rather than what they're actually producing.

It's really surreal that people like Bob to this day treat comics as arcane knowledge and not things you can just...you know, read.

 

[OutInTheRain]

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I doubt Blobbo ever read any of those. It's all information he's absorbed by osmosis. Now too bad he couldn't absorb portion control, or not being a retard on Twitter.

Notice how those numbers keep going lower and lower. Especially after Lion King? Which, granted did do a lot, but has soured people on the remake of better cartoons thing The Rat has going on.

She has an OnlyFans (I think this is a she).

Stop thirsting Bob, she won't touch you. Furthermore, this lady needs to go outside, you're a thot crying about Twitter. Go just do something with your life.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I doubt Blobbo ever read any of those. It's all information he's absorbed by osmosis. Now too bad he couldn't absorb portion control, or not being a retard on Twitter.

Notice how those numbers keep going lower and lower. Especially after Lion King? Which, granted did do a lot, but has soured people on the remake of better cartoons thing The Rat has going on.

Stop thirsting Bob, she won't touch you. Furthermore, this lady needs to go outside, you're a thot crying about Twitter. Go just do something with your life.

Sparkle Fairy Substitution for HotDog Abortion Fiasco when?

 

[Toxinophile]

There was an attempt in the previous thread of trying to chronicle the entire Game Overthinker Series. At first, it was some opinion vlogs. I'll admit, I got my interest in No More Heroes because of that. Then at some point, it suddenly turned into a cringy self-insert fanfiction with a story that would make Linkara's "storyline" look like the work of Christopher Nolan. I don't remember who on this forum was doing it, there has to be a full rundown of each episode chronicling his growing and self-inflicted retardation.

Damn, I take 3 month break from this thread now there's a new one, better start catching up.

Aw shit I think you're talking about me, yeah I did write those little reviews.

Oh fuck I wrote all those little reviews over a year ago. Hold on lemme grab some links:

Ep. 1 "Pilot"
Ep. 2 "Super Mario and the Sacred Feminine"
Ep. 3 "A Kirby Confession"
Ep. 4, 5, & 6
Ep. 7 "The Psychology of Nintendo Fans" + Betchloff podcast
Ep. 8 preamble
Ep. 8: "Mississippi Pwning"
Ep. 9 "Daisy, Daisy"
Ep. 10, 11, 12, 13, & 14
Ep. 15 "The Politics of Gaming"
Ep. 16 "Holiday Show!"
Ep. 17 "Homeless"
Ep. 26 "Button, Button, Who's got the Button?"
Ep. 29, 30, & 31

Episode gaps are because some episode are straight up, not worth talking about. Bob in these early years was unbearably amateur with his video and audio presentation.

I stopped a little before the infamous "Build a Better Gamer" episode cuz honestly I got bored. Sadly, my inner thesaurus is much too small to adequately put into words how stupid Bob can be, so I decided put it off until I could find better words. I haven't found them yet due to the fact that I really didn't care that much. Right now I'm busy with a new job, and with a newly leaked Pokemon game, so I cannot promise much of you anything immediate. I am still currently watching and re-watching the Game Overthinker videos. My brain is mush but eventually I'll make all this self-flagellation into something worth reading, or maybe something worth watching.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Marvel's for basic bitches anyways. Read some more obscure stuff, as there's tons of better stuff.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobvember 11, 2022

The last day is a haze. Yesterday was Veteran's Day here in the states. A day when we celebrate the imperialist, colonizing, white men who lived through the many white supremacist wars. It's not too bad because I get the day off and it was also the release of Marvel's Black Panther: Wakanda Forever by Disney. I know I saw it. I have the ticket stub, commemorative 2 liter cup and 2 gallon popcorn tub (there is nothing left in it and I am hungry). My memories of the movie are tragically sparse and what I do remember is not good. I remember intense sorrow and pain stemming from me not being able to enjoy the movie to it's full extent. I am not black (I am white) so this movie does not fully reach me. Why?! Why in the name of Science was I born not black!? Black people are the coolest people to ever exist! Their hair gets all poofy like sheep's wool, they listen to rap music, they drive cars with big wheels, they know what it's like to be slaves, they go to prison, and they wear very baggy jeans! The fact that they've only known oppression from white people (worst people) and still thumb their noses at white people makes them the strongest of all people! Why do they get to be strong and noticed and get to fully enjoy a Marvel movie when I can have none of those? I want to be black so people will notice me and think that I am strong too! I believe that is what led to this morning and lack of entry yesterday. According to this receipt in my wallet, I spent $125 dollars on a bunch of drinks called Donkey Kong Punch (I do not tip) at a bar arcade sometime around 4pm. The empty McNugget and McRib containers suggest that my friend and I ate those here. I notice that my mom's cans of tanning spray and nail polish are part of the detritus and horror fills me. I swipe my phone open and I see a picture staring back at me.

Mom is pounding on my bedroom door, demanding to know what I was doing last night and why I was in her beautician cabinet. I don't know what to do. I cry as I try to scrub my face with Clorox wipes because I will never look this pretty again...