Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mola Ram]

Also this comment:

Fucking up that way once is perfectly fine; that's how you figure out what the game wants. Watching Bob blow it the exact same way three times in a row (really, it was almost four; he only succeeded on the last one by dumb luck) just demonstrates he's exactly as stupid as everyone on this board imagines. Maybe even stupider. ("I love the fail screen so much I don't mind seeing it!", lol, what a cope.)

Goddamn, I'm starting to see why Bob pisses on RPGs.

 

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I could never decide if it's bigger cringe when he does that or when he goes into the other direction and projects himself onto younger people in movies and cartoons written by people his age or older. Both illustrate his child like understanding of the world.

its his sex pest thirst posting

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Fucking up that way once is perfectly fine; that's how you figure out what the game wants. Watching Bob blow it the exact same way three times in a row (really, it was almost four; he only succeeded on the last one by dumb luck) just demonstrates he's exactly as stupid as everyone on this board imagines. Maybe even stupider. ("I love the fail screen so much I don't mind seeing it!", lol, what a cope.)

Goddamn, I'm starting to see why Bob pisses on RPGs.

with that level of skill he could easily become a gaming journalist (see, e.g. Dean Takahashi)

 

[Flexo]

Fucking up that way once is perfectly fine; that's how you figure out what the game wants. Watching Bob blow it the exact same way three times in a row (really, it was almost four; he only succeeded on the last one by dumb luck) just demonstrates he's exactly as stupid as everyone on this board imagines. Maybe even stupider. ("I love the fail screen so much I don't mind seeing it!", lol, what a cope.)

Goddamn, I'm starting to see why Bob pisses on RPGs.

That's what makes it even funnier. Like the game gives you the first row easy because you can SEE right off who is buckled or not. So like in one iteration both passengers are buckled on the left, 1 is unbuckled on the right. Again, you can SEE this at the start!



And then you can watch Bob proceed to manually check both passengers on the left.

I downright LOL at that.

(Also you can tell as he speaks off the cuff Bob does a lot of "uhs" and repeating words. No wonder he loved Obama so much. That man gave Bob hope that "filler" talkers can become president.)

 

[Dean Pentel]

with that level of skill he could easily become a gaming journalist (see, e.g. Dean Takahashi).

He is fat enough body positive enough, stupid enough, terminally online, and has the correct retarded political perspectives he will gladly bludgeon readers with. However, I hear game journalists actually have to do a modicum of work. That DQs old Bobby right there.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Retard who couldn't figure out the difference between Mastodon.social and Mastodon.world and still calls the fediverse The Mastodon (tm) to this day cannot figure out how to pay off his Amazon credit card.

Or, Bob could you know, actually leave the house, go to his nearest Chase bank branch, and PAY THE BILL RIGHT THERE.

 

[Mola Ram]

Or, Bob could you know, actually leave the house, go to his nearest Chase bank branch, and PAY THE BILL RIGHT THERE.

Or he could do what millions of Americans still do and pay it via check through the mail. But that would take actual planning.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Or, Bob could you know, actually leave the house, go to his nearest Chase bank branch, and PAY THE BILL RIGHT THERE.

Just did a quick look and there are a ton of branches near where he lives. He could easily get in his car and visit one.

Or he could do what millions of Americans still do and pay it via check through the mail. But that would take actual planning.

Stamps cost money and physical letters are part of obsolete America

 

[make_it_so]

Retard who couldn't figure out the difference between Mastodon.social and Mastodon.world and still calls the fediverse The Mastodon (tm) to this day cannot figure out how to pay off his Amazon credit card.

How can it be any more difficult than "add bank account" + "pay balance"?

 

[Boom Boss]

I'm almost 100% sure he's a virgin with rage.

He actually admitted it. There is a MovieBob video where somebody in the comment section accuses him of being an incel, and he hearted the comment.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

> it turns out people with no hearts or brains make terrible art
Wisdom from the genius mind that brought you such hits as Care Bears Paradise Lost and Watch Me Fail at Chess and Greenscreen Simultaneously.

Unless the advice is "don't be me"

Everyone has a purpose in life. For some people it's to serve as the bad example.

 

[Mola Ram]

He actually admitted it. There is a MovieBob video where somebody in the comment section accuses him of being an incel, and he hearted the comment.

It was an ironic heart, just like his masturbating to various right wing floozies is purely ironic.

 

[Koby_Fish]

> it turns out people with no hearts or brains make terrible art
Wisdom from the genius mind that brought you such hits as Care Bears Paradise Lost and Watch Me Fail at Chess and Greenscreen Simultaneously.


Everyone has a purpose in life. For some people it's to serve as the bad example.

To Bob, the only intelligence that Matters is getting him his robot body with Mario-shka brain ghost in the shell standalone complex, with wheat to stuff his cyborg gullet with, rocketships to Mars so he can talk to Commander Data clones whilst going Bing Bing Wahoo forever, and not being a bigot.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

He is fat enough body positive enough, stupid enough, terminally online, and has the correct retarded political perspectives he will gladly bludgeon readers with. However, I hear game journalists actually have to do a modicum of work. That DQs old Bobby right there.

if he trooned out, got himself addicted to heroin hormones and identified as a wealthy white woman, I'm sure he could become editor-in-chief of Kotaku within a week
in fact, he could also net himself a regular writing gig at the Huffington Post or the Guardian, and get to address the UN

 

[make_it_so]

Everyone has a purpose in life. For some people it's to serve as the bad example.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How can it be any more difficult than "add bank account" + "pay balance"?

Moviebob is unbelievably stupid.

 

[Dean Pentel]

if he trooned out, got himself addicted to heroin hormones and identified as a wealthy white woman, I'm sure he could become editor-in-chief of Kotaku within a week
in fact, he could also net himself a regular writing gig at the Huffington Post or the Guardian, and get to address the UN

Holy fuck, if he trooned out and started doing that "day [ ] of girlhood!" shit, the amount of our sides being in orbit would make Elon Musk intensely jealous of KF's space program.

Plus he could get next to that fat girl that shot him down earlier. "Hi ladies! I'm an obese, horrible woman now too! Let me into the club or I'll call you bigots!"

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Poor Film Robert must be feeling really sad right now, the platform that has been his life for the last 11 years (they seem to have hidden the tweet total, but he's at something like 300k) is under threat and the evil Orange Man has been allowed back on. I honestly wonder what he'll do if it does go under.

This is the best thing that could possibly happen to him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This is the best thing that could possibly happen to him.

too bad the one time he was asked on twitter if he was gonna troon out, he told the person he was flattered, but they were barking up the wrong tree.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Holy fuck, if he trooned out and started doing that "day [ ] of girlhood!" shit, the amount of our sides being in orbit would make Elon Musk intensely jealous of KF's space program.

Plus he could get next to that fat girl that shot him down earlier. "Hi ladies! I'm an obese, horrible woman now too! Let me into the club or I'll call you bigots!"

I would enjoy watching Lindsay Ellis go full on MAGA chud