Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Does anybody remember tough guy Bob? It's been nagging on me a bit and I don't think there are any examples of it in the new thread since he cut it out a long time ago. Specifically however much he claimed he could bench and owning a gun. I think there was also a hilarious anecdote about him getting into bar fights (specifically kicking the stool from beneath a guy.) I honestly might be confusing some of this stuff with fatrick since that era of bob was so similar. He has mostly cut that out, seems like a rare instance of self awareness along with his terrible cooking. It's sorta interesting what things bob decides to stop doing, given all his behavior is laughable.
 
Does anybody remember tough guy Bob? It's been nagging on me a bit and I don't think there are any examples of it in the new thread since he cut it out a long time ago. Specifically however much he claimed he could bench and owning a gun. I think there was also a hilarious anecdote about him getting into bar fights (specifically kicking the stool from beneath a guy.) I honestly might be confusing some of this stuff with fatrick since that era of bob was so similar. He has mostly cut that out, seems like a rare instance of self awareness along with his terrible cooking. It's sorta interesting what things bob decides to stop doing, given all his behavior is laughable.
No, you're remembering correctly. He did pretend to be a tough guy for years to own the Trumptards. If I remember correctly, Bob was questioned by Twitter users who were skeptical a man like Bob could bench 300lbs. Not in a mocking way, but in ways Bob couldn't answer without tripping himself up: how long did it take until you were able to bench 300lbs? What caliber of gun do you have? When did this alleged barfight happen? Bob was smart enough to realize he couldn't answer without being caught in a web of lies and quietly dropped the tough guy act.
In one of his videos, MauLer likened Bob to Thanos, the villanin in Endgame.
The only thing I found was this typo and some spacing errors.
 
Does anybody remember tough guy Bob? It's been nagging on me a bit and I don't think there are any examples of it in the new thread since he cut it out a long time ago. Specifically however much he claimed he could bench and owning a gun. I think there was also a hilarious anecdote about him getting into bar fights (specifically kicking the stool from beneath a guy.) I honestly might be confusing some of this stuff with fatrick since that era of bob was so similar. He has mostly cut that out, seems like a rare instance of self awareness along with his terrible cooking. It's sorta interesting what things bob decides to stop doing, given all his behavior is laughable.
No, you're remembering correctly. He did pretend to be a tough guy for years to own the Trumptards. If I remember correctly, Bob was questioned by Twitter users who were skeptical a man like Bob could bench 300lbs. Not in a mocking way, but in ways Bob couldn't answer without tripping himself up: how long did it take until you were able to bench 300lbs? What caliber of gun do you have? When did this alleged barfight happen? Bob was smart enough to realize he couldn't answer without being caught in a web of lies and quietly dropped the tough guy act.

The only thing I found was this typo and some spacing errors.
I'd file the alleged bar fight under, "I'll take things that never happened for $800, please, Alex." I don't know how many bar fights it was supposed to be (bob implied it was more than one), but Bob has always insisted, even after the main "internet tough guy Bob" phase, that he knows how to fight. But the whole kicking-a-bar-stool-out-from-under-a-guy thing was clearly Bob projecting his fantasy upon alleged MAGAnaiseghoulen after watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
 
Bob tries to dunk on some guy who was retweeted by Peter Coffin
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Fun fact! Noah didn't just pull this out of his ass. It is a quote from Lenin, as explained by Noah himself.
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No one is defending Bob, well save from Bob himself and he does it in the most Bob way possible.
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Noah and sempai notice
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Whenever people make fun of Bob, especially if they actually name him, Bob has a chance to retort with some form of "RENT FREE". Bob is beyond rent free. Bob is creepy ex-girlfriend.
 
Hershel Walker says what everyone thinks aloud. "If you think there is a place better than America, why don't you go there?". Walker thinks you have to earn your rights to change America.
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Bobby knows a place that is better than America, unfortunately Princess Peach refused to sign the visa.

Indeed there is nothing good about America.
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I wonder what is the correlation between gun laws and property crimes.

American news anchors are literally interchanagble meat puppets. Check this out.
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Bobby is very upset by that video.
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Bobby Chinksplains a Chink.
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Even more oven-dodger bullshit.
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No matter what James Lindsay refers to, any public announcement of antisemitism has only one purpose -- and the purpose is identical to telling the Emperor how much you love his latest wardrobe.

Hating jews is bipartisan.
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Kanye West reminds Bobby of a bully who has traumatized him 30 years ago.
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Lenin.
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Rejecting gay marriage is not Fascism.

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This is a very example of disinformation.

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Christianity has come a long way: now with wall-to-wall video screens and wire-suspended drummers.
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Glenn Greenwald exposes how AOC persauded Apple and Google to drop the Parler app, and Amazon to stop providing hosting -- in effect the tricks of dirty fat eunuch Liz Fong-Jones, who is also a perpetuator of "consent accidents" and wants to asphyxiate women.
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Sexual promiscuity and deviancy definitely have a correlation with one's morals on other areas.

And having tasted success, these nutters are going after you-know-whom.
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Bobby must be referring how LibsOfTikTok was doxed by groomers and allies, and how Alex Caraballo of Harvard University wishes to harass six SCOTUS judges.

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Bobby thinks watching Peacemaker can save lives.
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On Butt Rock, a genre of music that subverts the gender binary, and Bill Maher
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Just as sure as water runs down, woke shit flops. In the case of Strange World, Chapek became the scrapegoat.
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I dunno? Maybe it's because they spread Monkeypox, sometimes even to children and dogs?

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Bobby wants real life to resemble Disney products: the same shit all over with different ornamental (preferably rainbow) garnishes.
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Bobby is upset by Big Chungus.
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What if Chungus is a fat activist and prefer naughty kids, which he picks up hosting a Drag Queen Story Hour?

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Calvin Klein now appeals to the Bob Chipman demographic.
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The body posture of the man on the 2022 ad suggests he has been abused by the whale.

Bobby retweets this shit from Jim Sterling, a girl who has balls.
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I love how Bobo and his Ilk scream "Russia is tots fascist and evul because they dun allow fo gay marriage", ignoring places like Iran where being gay can get you killed, how Poland, which is part of the EU, had alt right groups literally burn down the flat of a few gay couples (which begs the question why the EU or Human rights association ignored this) or lefties beloved Ukraine where Neo Nazi groups attacked gay clubs and beat people half to death. But nah, Russia worse still.
 
lefties beloved Ukraine where Neo Nazi groups attacked gay clubs and beat people half to death. But nah, Russia worse still.
If the Fourth Internationale's online rag is anything to go off, they weren't too keen on Ukraine both before and since the conflict began, but those are actual socialists. Most lefties are not.
 
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This is a very example of disinformation.
JKR spent the night crying into her piles of money she earned years ago because a sexpest troon was mad at the internet.
Hunter Doherty "Patch" Adams, the guy the movie is based off of, famously disliked the movie because it took his work and made it into a clown show. This isn't a secret. It's on his damn wiki page.
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If you watch any of his speeches or talks Hunter holds himself with authority, professionalism, and passion for what he's set out to do.
He is a comedian but he is not a clown. Bob sees some dumbass in a clown wig in a medical setting and starts clapping going "THAT'S JUST LIKE POPULAR FEEL GOOD MOVIE ABOUT SILLY ROBIN WILLIAMS DOCTOR FROM MY YOUTH!"
I was not even aware that this was a thing until I saw it advertised this weekend on TV.
This feels like a prank. It looks like a Hallmark holiday movie that somehow bamboozled the actors and execs into letting them make it.

...maybe the point of it is to take the piss out of horrific, recycled, throw away Christmas movies. If so then congratulations. You made throw away garbage to make fun of throw away garbage. If not then that means that this is supposed to be sincere which might actually be worse. Of course the Lesser Brother lapped that up like a dog and it's vomit.
 
This is the first draft of the paragraph about the three Youtube critics that Bobby hates. Please give it a once-over.
Someone get me the Hugo Boss, I'm going grammar Nazi. Well, spelling Nazi.
Bob's nemesis - MauLer, Nerdrotic and The Critical Drinker.
It's three people so it should be "nemeses".
The rudderless MCU after Endgame has been a favorite target of on-line critics. These three are hardly the only ones who chew on it; we can only speculate why Bob chooses to pick on them. Sour grape is definitly
"Grapes", "definitely".
Thanos, the villanin in Endgame.
"Villain".
Nerdrotic is associated with MauLer, and is particular outspoken about the woke agenda that companies like Disney forces upon their audience. Nerdotic
Missing R in the second "Nerdrotic".
 
Moviebob has the uncanny ability to be the biggest retard in the room no matter who he's talking to. He's talking to insufferable commies who call people "my friend" the way Patrick Tomlinson calls people "child," and he still makes them look halfway intelligent and likable by comparison. Even the worthless pinkos at least know it's possible to find value and wisdom in thoughts from the past. By Bob's logic, we should dismiss the words of Martin Luther King, Jr., because he's no longer alive. According to Bob's logic, that "I have a dream" shit only has value if the person saying it has the correct morals. If one of Bob's Angels quotes MLK to justify judging people by the content of their character, that's fine. If a right-wing chud quotes the exact same thing for the exact same reason, it's wrong, it has no value, it's being twisted somehow, and Bob will probably explain that MLK was a misogynist commie anyway. What a profoundly fucking stupid world view.
Moviebob admits to something we already know:
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Of course Moviebob's opinions have no consistency. You have to remember that Moviebob only took a COVID-19 vaccine because Fuckwit in Chief Biden distributed it; had it been distributed by Trump, Bob would never have taken the vax, even under the promise it would be injected by a woman cosplaying as Princess Peach in a dominatrix outfit.
Speaking of profoundly stupid, I can't think of a more vapid, meaningless way to say, "I have no moral principles." We know, Bob, you have no guiding principles except maybe for "Whatever hurts the people I hate is good." "My position is what makes the most sense according to me" is the most common position in the world, applicable to everyone from red commie scum to the fucking Amish. Very few people take up moral, philosophical, or political positions that make no sense to them. "My position has nothing to do with consistency" doesn't make you sound as badass and edgy and intelligent as you think it does. It makes you sound like an immature, nihilistic teenager or a gutless loser who doesn't have the moral and mental fortitude required to stand behind a concept larger than himself. It makes you sound like a slimy hypocrite who can't be trusted. Why should anyone listen to anything you have to say about LGBT shit or professional victims' issues if your position could change tomorrow based on which way the wind is blowing, like your opinion on the coof vaccine did? "I'm with who I'm not against" sounds like a line that would've been cut from the Star Wars prequels for being too fucking stupid. None of this is cool, none of this is wise or profound, none of this makes you sound unique or special. It's all just so many empty, stupid words to say, "I'm an overgrown child."
 
MauLer likened Bob to Thanos, the villanin in Endgame.
So... this isn't wrong. But the video linked to is actually even meaner. It's MauLer's fan & meme community photoshopping moviebob onto Thanos for the climatic fight of Endgame (where then the heroes- Mauler and friends, including Critical Drinker and Nerdotic) all beat up on moviebob and his army.

But they literally put moviebob's head on Thanos body and even overdubbed the lines with clips from Bob's videos.

I'll let you decide if you're happy with it as written or want to include any of the above.

Also it is the closest Bob will ever get to being in the MCU.
 
This is the first draft of the paragraph about the three Youtube critics that Bobby hates. Please give it a once-over.

Bob's nemesis - MauLer, Nerdrotic and The Critical Drinker.

The rudderless MCU after Endgame has been a favorite target of on-line critics. These three are hardly the only ones who chew on it; we can only speculate why Bob chooses to pick on them. Sour grape is definitly part of it; all three are infinitely more charismatic than Bob, enjoy a much larger viewership, and have careers outside Youtube. Indeed their success prompts Bob to announce that Youtube viewer numbers don't matter. MauLer favors putting out extremely long videos, similar to what Bob himself did in his tearing down of Batman vs. Superman. In one of his videos, MauLer likened Bob to Thanos, the villanin in Endgame.

Nerdrotic is associated with MauLer, and is particular outspoken about the woke agenda that companies like Disney forces upon their audience. Nerdotic also laughed at Bob's pathetic and futile attempt to get Memology 101 banned from Youtube (See Section 2.B4.1 and Thanks @Flexo).
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The Critical Drinker also directly criticized Bob for his sociopathy, while sharing Nerdrotic's concern about wokeness in mainstream media. He is also critical about remakes, which is about the only thing that Disney is doing these days. For Bob's part, he dismisses Drinker as someone who just happens to have a webcam, conveniently forgetting that he himself, despite having made Youtube videos for 16 years, managed to have worse production values.

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In EFAP 61, Bob was christened "Diabeto". As opposed to Magneto's control of magnetism, Bob had power over sugar.
 
Holding grudges against childhood bullies is peak moviebob for me. I don't see how anyone can see him seriously after he says shit like this. It's both hysterical and downright vile.
He should have forgiven them and befriended them, but then MovieBob wouldn't be MovieBob. Early, often, and within reason.
 
Moviebob admits to something we already know:
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Ah, so there IS a more obnoxious way to say "I'm an amoral degenerate coomer!" than "There is no ethical consumption under capitalism."

He should have forgiven them and befriended them, but then MovieBob wouldn't be MovieBob. Early, often, and within reason.
How's the expression go? "Holding on to anger and resentment is drinking poison and expecting the other person to die"?
 
Bob tries to dunk on some guy who was retweeted by Peter Coffin
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Fun fact! Noah didn't just pull this out of his ass. It is a quote from Lenin, as explained by Noah himself.
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No one is defending Bob, well save from Bob himself and he does it in the most Bob way possible.
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Noah and sempai notice
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Whenever people make fun of Bob, especially if they actually name him, Bob has a chance to retort with some form of "RENT FREE". Bob is beyond rent free. Bob is creepy ex-girlfriend.
John Vinals weighs in, in a way I'm sure Bob doesn't like. I feel his days being as yet not blocked by Moviebo are numbered:
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I found this random reply interesting:
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Hershel Walker says what everyone thinks aloud. "If you think there is a place better than America, why don't you go there?". Walker thinks you have to earn your rights to change America.
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Bobby knows a place that is better than America, unfortunately Princess Peach refused to sign the visa.

Indeed there is nothing good about America.
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I wonder what is the correlation between gun laws and property crimes.

American news anchors are literally interchanagble meat puppets. Check this out.
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Bobby is very upset by that video.
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Bobby Chinksplains a Chink.
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Even more oven-dodger bullshit.
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No matter what James Lindsay refers to, any public announcement of antisemitism has only one purpose -- and the purpose is identical to telling the Emperor how much you love his latest wardrobe.

Hating jews is bipartisan.
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Kanye West reminds Bobby of a bully who has traumatized him 30 years ago.
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Lenin.
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Rejecting gay marriage is not Fascism.

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This is a very example of disinformation.

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Christianity has come a long way: now with wall-to-wall video screens and wire-suspended drummers.
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Glenn Greenwald exposes how AOC persauded Apple and Google to drop the Parler app, and Amazon to stop providing hosting -- in effect the tricks of dirty fat eunuch Liz Fong-Jones, who is also a perpetuator of "consent accidents" and wants to asphyxiate women.
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Sexual promiscuity and deviancy definitely have a correlation with one's morals on other areas.

And having tasted success, these nutters are going after you-know-whom.
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Bobby must be referring how LibsOfTikTok was doxed by groomers and allies, and how Alex Caraballo of Harvard University wishes to harass six SCOTUS judges.

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Bobby thinks watching Peacemaker can save lives.
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On Butt Rock, a genre of music that subverts the gender binary, and Bill Maher
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Just as sure as water runs down, woke shit flops. In the case of Strange World, Chapek became the scrapegoat.
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I dunno? Maybe it's because they spread Monkeypox, sometimes even to children and dogs?

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Bobby wants real life to resemble Disney products: the same shit all over with different ornamental (preferably rainbow) garnishes.
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Bobby is upset by Big Chungus.
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What if Chungus is a fat activist and prefer naughty kids, which he picks up hosting a Drag Queen Story Hour?

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Calvin Klein now appeals to the Bob Chipman demographic.
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The body posture of the man on the 2022 ad suggests he has been abused by the whale.

Bobby retweets this shit from Jim Sterling, a girl who has balls.
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I wonder if Bob's bully is dead, or homeless and on the streets and an addict, or just cancer-riddled. However this business of "The guy who fired my dad and screwed my family over" is sus. Bob of course will never act like his family members are responsible for their own actions that may lead to shitty consequences, and acts like this firing was malicious and unnecessary. However, I heavily press X to doubt that this was the case. Especially since Bob's dad apparently didn't manage to get a job for a couple years, if "screwing us over for a few years" mean Bobdad remained unemployed in that time. In case you missed it, Chippa admitted his family (parents, or at the bare minimum his DAD) is alcoholic, and thus this means it was Papa Chipman's own fault he got fired, probably for showing up to work lit up, or turning in nonsensical garbage (he was a newspaper man) that he wrote while plastered. Like Bob, I'm pretty sure Papa Chipman went through life at least base level buzzed just to get through the day, just like Bob. If he couldn't get a job right after getting FIRED, then not only was he fired for cause, he was so obviously fired for being a drunk asshole that nobody else would hire him for a while. But does Bob acknowledge that his dad had fault in this situation? Fuck no. He entirely blames the guy that fired his dad. Like a fucking autistic narcissistic Mafia Don. If Bob had any self-awareness, he'd blame his dad for drinking too much and suffering the consequences of his own actions, not the poor frustrated sap that had to can him because he was fully fed up with Pa Chipman's shit. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if Pa chipman put references on his resumee and the prospective employers called his old boss and the guy said, "Sure, if you want to deal with this jackass drinking all day and turning out shit work, go ahead and hire him." Hell, Bob's probably still coping to this day by imagining the guy that fired his Dad was some right wing MAGAnaiseghoulen who he thinks fired Bobdad for being a big fat Kennedy-voting D.

Bob is fat and neither the CK model in the right image or the left image would have sex with him.

I wait for the dude from China who doesn't like Xi/China to hear from Bob that the reason BOb has no problem with China and their coof policy is that Bob thinks China's coof policy will eradicate the coof and save lives, unlike the MAGAnaise ghoulen who are anti mask, probably anti-science/vaxx, and thus the chinese who are against Xi's coof policy are no better to Bob than a Barrow Wight Trash MAGA CHUD.

Ah, so there IS a more obnoxious way to say "I'm an amoral degenerate coomer!" than "There is no ethical consumption under capitalism."


How's the expression go? "Holding on to anger and resentment is drinking poison and expecting the other person to die"?
"But But Drinking Poison to Pwn The Tradcons/Nazis is how you WIN, friendo!" - Moviebob, probably
 
Indeed there is nothing good about America.
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Blobbo can come to Canada with its free healthcare...and instead of having randos on the internet tell him to kill himself, he can have a doctor say it!
Glenn Greenwald exposes how AOC persauded Apple and Google to drop the Parler app, and Amazon to stop providing hosting -- in effect the tricks of dirty fat eunuch Liz Fong-Jones, who is also a perpetuator of "consent accidents" and wants to asphyxiate women.
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See, this is actual fascism. It's private corporations acting in the political interest. Now of course this meant they had top cover to engage in monopolistic practices, but still.
And having tasted success, these nutters are going after you-know-whom.
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I'm gonna teach Blobbo a new word today, it's called collusion. See, when a lot of corporate entities get fat and slow, they are usually beat out, by smaller, more nimble corporations, with less bureaucracy, and corporate layers. It causes a small corporation to have the initiative on product changes, and puts the large corporation an the backfoot always reacting. Like how Blackberry, was left in the dust by the IPhone. RIM as it was called at the time, was quite a large corporation, but it was floored by the IPhone. It being stylish, and had a cool factor that the blackberry couldn't match. They've been chasing trends ever since. This is the natural life cycle of a corporation. Now of course, we have Android holds the mid to low end of the cellphone market, while Apple still comfortably holds the high end. Neither company has been making strides to compete with the other, except for token gestures, content to reign over their kingdom. This can be seen as a form of collusion.
Now with the Washington Post and the NYT, these two papers should be competing, they should be trying to break big stories, and write insightful op-eds to drive subs. However they aren't, they sit on massive piles of money, the Post being part of the Amazon empire, and the NYT, being the NYT. So they don't feel a need to compete, and innovate within their space. They have the money to hire lazy, entitled trust fund kids, who spend most of their time engaged in activism and gossip reporting. Rather than someone who is hungry to make a name for themselves, and to grow their paper. That's why all these rags, say the same thing, all the time. Of course I could get into the actual collusion, the journo lists, and the fact that they all no doubt back channel with each other all the time.
Just as sure as water runs down, woke shit flops. In the case of Strange World, Chapek became the scrapegoat.
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Disney is learning that 30-something, single women who identify as bi, despite never having munched a rug are not the most profitable of audiences. If Disney wants to keep going that route, they need to start making movies about a fat drunk, HR worker who meets a man, who is into Netflix and Doordash, but also has a six pack, and is in touch with his feelings...oh and is also rich.
This is almost adorably nerdy. I don't care for the Snyder stuff, but I'm glad this guy had a good time being a sperg about something he loves.
Money went further in 80's/90's. At the same time, classic Simpsons mainstay plots was that they were poor as fuck.
Calvin Klein now appeals to the Bob Chipman demographic.
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The body posture of the man on the 2022 ad suggests he has been abused by the whale.
Aspirational marketing, vs non-aspirational. It's "Buy my clothes, you can look like this!" vs. "You'll buy it anyway you fat fuck!" Now Calvin Klein hasn't really been a big brand in like...15...20 years. I assume the fat people thing is the last gasp of a fading clothing brand, to try to get people talking and open up into the ever expanding landwhale market.
 
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