Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[RockVolnutt]

Cringe as he might be, Sargon has a more legitimate claim to being a centrist than Blobbo the would be Camp Commandant ever could.

Bob doesn't even qualify for the funny kind of centrist tbh. The kind that doesn't have moderate views but is so extreme in multiple directions that they're technically in the middle.

Also, I simply don't believe Bob's bullying was that extreme or unusual. Just the average amount of teasing and ugliness that a dorky loner experiences in school. (Having been a dorky loner myself, I feel qualified to make this observation.) Unless Bob suffered some kind of systemic abuse, severe beatings, or God-help-us molestations, I just don't think anything else justifies him still holding a grudge into his forties. And the reason I think nothing he went through was all that bad is that if it was, we'd be hearing a lot more specifics rather than vagueposting about how Vewy Vewy Picked On Wittle Bobby was.

Lots of nerds and geeks have an awful time in school. Most of us find other things to focus on in the intervening decades. Apparently Bob never did.

Besides, we know from his book that Bob used to bully others kids in a vain attempt to fit in. Kid Bob probably was doing the same shit he does nowadays except irl and being more honest about his meathead nature. Probably even got the same insults back he gets nowadays about his weight or intelligence.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Also, I simply don't believe Bob's bullying was that extreme or unusual. Just the average amount of teasing and ugliness that a dorky loner experiences in school. (Having been a dorky loner myself, I feel qualified to make this observation.) Unless Bob suffered some kind of systemic abuse, severe beatings, or God-help-us molestations, I just don't think anything else justifies him still holding a grudge into his forties. And the reason I think nothing he went through was all that bad is that if it was, we'd be hearing a lot more specifics rather than vagueposting about how Vewy Vewy Picked On Wittle Bobby was.

Lots of nerds and geeks have an awful time in school. Most of us find other things to focus on in the intervening decades. Apparently Bob never did.

Robert is also very adamant about not having been molested by the church authorities. With all the vitrol he spews at the slightest provocation, I don't think he would deny it if it happened.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Fam, we are 90 minutes away from Bob's new 9/11 dropping it's official trailer

My hopes for this is that the movie does really well despite being not good and is also insulting to autists who have have created a theology within the Mario games. I wanna see Bob try to square the circle of his beloved Mario being a shit movie propped up by it's name and Minions fame that he has to defend while it actively pisses on him.

 

[M3xus]

I hope the movie's good while pissing on autists. It's fun watching them seethe at an objectively good piece of media.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Robert is also very adamant about not having been molested by the church authorities. With all the vitrol he spews at the slightest provocation, I don't think he would deny it if it happened.

Considering how ugly he is, I doubt any priest would immediately lose his erection. Bob might have saved some kids just by being present.

 

[Flexo]

Also, I simply don't believe Bob's bullying was that extreme or unusual. Just the average amount of teasing and ugliness that a dorky loner experiences in school. (Having been a dorky loner myself, I feel qualified to make this observation.) Unless Bob suffered some kind of systemic abuse, severe beatings, or God-help-us molestations, I just don't think anything else justifies him still holding a grudge into his forties. And the reason I think nothing he went through was all that bad is that if it was, we'd be hearing a lot more specifics rather than vagueposting about how Vewy Vewy Picked On Wittle Bobby was.

Lots of nerds and geeks have an awful time in school. Most of us find other things to focus on in the intervening decades. Apparently Bob never did.

Yeah, it should be clarified that there's bullying - and then there's crimes.

South Park also put it best that a lot can come down to perception. What is one person's good-natured ribbing ("you richer!") is another person's vicious abuse. We could argue all day about what one side owes the other and what is the proper interpretation but the obvious fact is that Bob's "bullying" was around the level of "don't be such a spaz" because if there was anything more serious than that, he would bring it up every damn time no matter how relevant.

 

[JayHarrison]

Kanye West is determined to be God's vessel, even as other jews threaten to locked him up.
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Read my comments about how being bad ages people (or, in Moviebob's case, evil entities).

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Ironically, if Moviebob were to become a suicide bomber and blow itself up to where all that remains in one big, red puddle of toxic goo, it would be the first (last, and only) thing Bob will have ever done to directly benefit mankind.

(I'm not normally someone who wishes death on anyone. But given Moviebob's Hitlerian mindset, I am willling to make an exception.)

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Because nothing is cooler to Bobby than Mario.

Or Marvel. Or Disney. Or Führer Hillary.

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Rando discusses democracy with Bobby.
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Yes, workers are oppressed. And Moviebob, as always, supports oppressing those working manual labor JERBS even further.

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I don't know if Hoxha is aware of this, but it's a bad idea to bother speaking to Moviebob. Doing so will drag you down to Moviebob's intellectual level, and Bob will beat you down with experience.

Hoxha committed the capital offense of insulting the name of Mummy Hillary.
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Please quit salivating over Hillary's boots, Bob. It's disgusting.

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MATERIAL circumstances, Bob. What do you not get about the idea of MATERIAL circumstances?

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Retweeted by Technofascistbob.

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Bobby did a 15-part tirade about Twitter. TLDR: Twitter's financial strategies are wrong because conservatives are poor while rainbowhairs and Disney adults are flush with money -- and to attract the latter, you must curtail free speech.

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Yet another multi-post Moviebob screed. Yet again, I present reality's response to Moviebob's multi-post screed...

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Unsurprisingly, Apple obeys the screeching of trannies.
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How would Moviebob know? Has Moviebob ever actually followed Apple? Or is this another "Trust Me, I'm Bob" moment?

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Moviebob Bingo time! It's a score for "Incorrect Homophone"!

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Shouldn't this bitch have had "her" account deep-sixed last week for suggesting Elon engage in sexual acts with a chainsaw?

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Balenciaga's latest campaign involves little children holding teddy bears in bondage gear, places in surroundings filled with books and items associated with pedophilia (A&N thread). Someone called Andrew Tate claims it is related to a Satanist belief of Karmic (?) Retribution. The video in question. The relevant bit starts at 18:00.
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Who, outside of Moviebob, decided that Moviebob's immortal "intellegence" was worth preserving?

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My eyesight isn't well but I suspect this is an adult man, not a little boy at the mercy of parents and quacks.

My vision's not great either, but my eyesight without glasses will always be better than Moviebob's with prescription glasses, regardless of lens thickness.

 

[Adamska]

Fam, we are 90 minutes away from Bob's new 9/11 dropping it's official trailer

My hopes for this is that the movie does really well despite being not good and is also insulting to autists who have have created a theology within the Mario games. I wanna see Bob try to square the circle of his beloved Mario being a shit movie propped up by it's name and Minions fame that he has to defend while it actively pisses on him.

Bob's just straight up gonna coom from what I saw. It has everything he wanted as a kid. Only thing he might get nettled at is Mario looks like a loser in a lot of it at first.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Fam, we are 90 minutes away from Bob's new 9/11 dropping it's official trailer

My hopes for this is that the movie does really well despite being not good and is also insulting to autists who have have created a theology within the Mario games. I wanna see Bob try to square the circle of his beloved Mario being a shit movie propped up by it's name and Minions fame that he has to defend while it actively pisses on him.

I'm getting the feeling that Mario borrowed from FF IX's Desert Palace design.

Also, I simply don't believe Bob's bullying was that extreme or unusual. Just the average amount of teasing and ugliness that a dorky loner experiences in school. (Having been a dorky loner myself, I feel qualified to make this observation.) Unless Bob suffered some kind of systemic abuse, severe beatings, or God-help-us molestations, I just don't think anything else justifies him still holding a grudge into his forties. And the reason I think nothing he went through was all that bad is that if it was, we'd be hearing a lot more specifics rather than vagueposting about how Vewy Vewy Picked On Wittle Bobby was.

Lots of nerds and geeks have an awful time in school. Most of us find other things to focus on in the intervening decades. Apparently Bob never did.

Bob thinks like a child. This is obvious from how he thinks about, like, everything - from Good vs Evil to who's really to blame for his lush blitzed dad getting fired from newspaper probably FOR cause, to how he feels about bullies from ELEMENTARY SCHOOL getting their 'karma'.

 

[Positron]

The Mario trailer promises Bobby a wank fest -- strong, deep-voiced female (Peach!) spurting inspirational platitudes to hapless male protag. She is the General who leads an army of Toads to "stop that monster (Bowser)".

No mention of Brooklyn.





Big Monkey!

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The Mario trailer promises Bobby a wank fest -- strong, deep-voiced female (Peach!) spurting inspirational platitudes to hapless male protag. She is the General who leads an army of Toads to "stop that monster (Bowser)".

No mention of Brooklyn.

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Big Monkey!
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what's the bet your man blubbered like a fatter, more hateful and hideous Eric Butts when he saw that trailer?

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob thinks like a child.

Assuming, of course, Moviebob can think at all.

This is obvious from how he thinks about, like, everything - from Good vs Evil to who's really to blame for his lush blitzed dad getting fired from newspaper probably FOR cause, to how he feels about bullies from ELEMENTARY SCHOOL getting their 'karma'.

In the previous thread, I summarized (only once, if memory serves) what I imagined would happen if karma caught up with Moviebob, it would be summarized in a single word: Scanners.

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The Mario trailer promises Bobby a wank fest -- strong, deep-voiced female (Peach!) spurting inspirational platitudes to hapless male protag.

Huh. Given what I've seen and heard of the Mario princesses, I'd've always imagined Peach as a soprano, Daisy as a mezzo-soprano, and Rosalina as a contralto.

Big Monkey!
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I seem to recall that, with exception to the Virtual Boy, Donkey Kong has been a featured character in at least one game--either as a hero or an antagonist--on every single system Nintendo's ever released. Y'know, for having released a (shitty, hypocritical) video titled "Building a Better Gamer", Moviebob sure does suck at being a gamer.

 

[Flexo]

Oh i will bet right now Bobby is going to be wrong about this.



Heh, so far that is all I can find of that peach in thumbnails. We'll keep an eye out for Bob-wrong watch 2022!

 

[Troon Destroyer]

Many people noticed that Blobbo looks like a fat Soyjak, I'm surprised nobody noticed that Bloberto also resembles a fat Chudcel/Chudjak. Observe:

 

[Mola Ram]

This is legit the worst image of Bob I've ever seen, I must have been taking a break from the Farms or something when it was originally posted, because I would remember something this atrocious. He not only looks miserable and stupid, he looks fucking crazy, like he was just dragged out of a methadone clinic for ranting about the Mayoghoulen and how they stole not just the Superior Future but his fix, man, his FIX!

You can also really see his aging here, and it's not proceeding gracefully. I know guys in their 50s who don't look this bad. Ye gods and little fishes.

 

[Quixotic Man]

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This is legit the worst image of Bob I've ever seen, I must have been taking a break from the Farms or something when it was originally posted, because I would remember something this atrocious. He not only looks miserable and stupid, he looks fucking crazy, like he was just dragged out of a methadone clinic for ranting about the Mayoghoulen and how they stole not just the Superior Future but his fix, man, his FIX!

You can also really see his aging here, and it's not proceeding gracefully. I know guys in their 50s who don't look this bad. Ye gods and little fishes.

Any man that buys a camo polo shirt isn't all there mentally.

 

[Chuck McGill]

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This is legit the worst image of Bob I've ever seen, I must have been taking a break from the Farms or something when it was originally posted, because I would remember something this atrocious. He not only looks miserable and stupid, he looks fucking crazy, like he was just dragged out of a methadone clinic for ranting about the Mayoghoulen and how they stole not just the Superior Future but his fix, man, his FIX!

You can also really see his aging here, and it's not proceeding gracefully. I know guys in their 50s who don't look this bad. Ye gods and little fishes.

Not gonna lie, the first time I looked at this I was genuinely impressed with how skinny he was. But then I realized I was looking at the picture all wrong. On first examination I assumed he was leaning on that thing in the foreground, and he was canted at a weird angle. Then I realized he's more or less standing up straight, and that bulbous fucking torso proceeds a good deal out of the frame, and certainly past the arm in the cast. Is it a cast? Somebody removing a windbreaker maybe?

Somebody making this photo into the next "Sam Hyde is the school shooter!" meme would be pretty hillarious. Bob can't keep getting away with it!

 

[Positron]

Not gonna lie, the first time I looked at this I was genuinely impressed with how skinny he was. But then I realized I was looking at the picture all wrong. On first examination I assumed he was leaning on that thing in the foreground, and he was leaned at a weird angle. Then I realized he's more or less standing up straight, and that bulbous fucking torso proceeds a good deal out of the frame, and certainly past the arm in the cast. Is it a cast? Somebody removing a windbreaker maybe?

Whole picture. Lesser Brother tard raged, punched at something, and got a boxer fracture.

 

[dzonatan]

True, but there are ways of learning to deal with any form of past trauma. The key is that you have to be willing to put in the effort and work through the healing process, something that Bob absolutely refuses to do, and has refused for decades now. He would rather wallow in his anger and hatred and resentment for his entire life than ever admit that he might be a little (or a lot) fucked in the head. He sees that as his natural state of being, and any deviation from that norm would be wrong.

Very much true. I do believe he has this wierd idea where doing just that would be an act of submission.
He probably has something like this going on in his head:
"Not only the guy screwed me over but now I have to undo his damage?!"
"What kind of fucked up precedence is this? I might as well be a nuisance to all society and expect everyone else to deal with it".

And I guess that's why he keeps going on like this.

 

[King Dead]

Whole picture. Lesser Brother tard raged, punched at something, and got a boxer fracture.
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I know Chris has his own issues, so I'm not about to call him the good Chipman brother or anything (I don't think there are any winners in that family, except maybe the sister who seems to have no online presence). But it really is night and day how much more normal he looks than Bobbo. Chris can actually smile and show happiness in his expressions, and even when he's mugging for the camera, he still does so like a regular person would.

But Bob has nothing there. His eyes are soulless, his smiles look like grimaces, and his expressions range from consternation to befuddlement to resentment. It makes me think that Bob has truly never experienced happiness, and all his attempts at portraying it are little more than imitation of what others do.

And just because I need an excuse to post this video, here's Werner Herzog describing Bob: