Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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I remember seeing someone propose that the destruction of 2 death stars should have ruined the galaxy's finances and led to a huge great depression.

Now THAT could have been an interesting SW sequel trilogy - a post-apocalyptic tale where everything has collapsed not because of resources, but economies. Yeah the good guys won, but rebuilding takes more than a generation. Here's the tale of the children who will carry on the torch our original heroes lit... etc

I have read the same thing and while I disagree about the 2 death stars being that much of a blow to a literally galactic scale economy, I do find the idea of the eternal conflict between Empire and Republic devastating the galaxy because there was never time to go around restoring order because of warlords and splinter factions a fascinating one and it'd be amazing to see followed up on.
 
I have read the same thing and while I disagree about the 2 death stars being that much of a blow to a literally galactic scale economy, I do find the idea of the eternal conflict between Empire and Republic devastating the galaxy because there was never time to go around restoring order because of warlords and splinter factions a fascinating one and it'd be amazing to see followed up on.
They tried to explore that a little bit on the Mandalorian:

I've never actually seen a full episode of the Mandalorian, and my immediate thoughts on seeing this on youtube when my brother showed it to me were:
"Oh, they drove two dumptrucks full of money up to Werner's house didn't they."
and
"This speech belongs in a more nuanced science fiction series than all the Star Wars I've seen. In the movies I saw the Empire was never portrayed as having any kind of a good side and I just saw the movies."
 
This is genuinely one of the worst pictures I have ever seen. This needs to be kept in a museum or something. Let's start with lesser brother.
Why is he so sweaty? His beard is absolutely vile, I half expect to see flecks of scrambled egg in it. It's so disheveled and unkempt, clearly a desperate attempt to compensate for that hairline but it really does him no favours. Why is his hair so greasy!? You've got so little hair on your head you may as well make the effort to keep it clean. It will take literally seconds. And those eyes. He's trying to appear jovial, but there's nothing but pain behind them.

And then there's Bob. The less said about a grown man wearing camo, the better. And a camo polo/bowling shirt no less? Why do those even exist outside of joke gifts? Why does he look so sad? Was this taken seconds after Lindsay Ellis rejected him? It's in stark contrast to Lesser Brother's smile, and just makes the atmosphere of the whole picture worse. His beard, while not nearly as gross or offensive as Lesser Brother's, is still horrid. It's the facial hair you develop after 3 days in a deep depression where you want to do literally nothing, including groom. I've been there Bob, it's ok. Just don't inflict it on anyone else. He at least doesn't look homeless, unlike his brother. His eyes are even worse. There's nothing behind them, just an empty void. Also, why are they a different colour to his brother's? What genetic fuckery is behind this family.

It's like looking at two severely retarded sociopaths. One at least has enough wherewithal to try and emulate a positive human emotion. The other has literally no concept of it.

The Chipman gene is truly fascinating.
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Ah, I love that picture. Not my absolute favorite, though:
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Now they BOTH got the severe Lazy Eye going, but Bob looks positively manic in that 1000 yard Rooster Stare.
 
If you don't change your political position, you end up among the Far Right extremists, the Basket of Deplorables.
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Even Bobby learned that he has to suck tranny dick if offered.

Foucault: power makes knowledge.
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Don't let the Dem determine what is knowledge and what is "disinformation".

Elite white Christian men are supposedly returning to "obscure cultish Catholic offshoots" to safeguard their privilege.
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The rainbow degenerates demand special treatment. Again.
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Grooming is bad. All-age drag show" is grooming.

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Glenn Greenwald is mad at Black woman having money.
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Bobby is mad at Black man having money.
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Because God compels them to. What a lot of Old Testament prophets say would be branded at "antisemitism" today.

Free speech is un-Feminist.
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The Constitution is obsolete.
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It is not Musk's or Twitter's job to tackle injustice, however defined. And the suicide of a few trannies is much better than the demise of whole civilizations.

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It turns out that not everyone is worried that King Musk will start a genocide, not even a blue checkmark.
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I hope everyone agrees that Tom is much better looking than Bobby.

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Cry more, big baby.

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I can't wait to see Twitter dropping those emoji-symbols of Disney shit.

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What's the problem with this ad? Relevant and to the point, it tells me why someone would need a glove like that, instead of pointlessing rambling about male fragility and whatsnot.

"Terror farmers"
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Logo_Daedalus thinks H. G. Wells is more horrifying than Pol Pot, Hitler, even Rowling.
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More Mario bullshit.
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It beggars belief that people still cares about Tim Burton.
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Tarantino
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Netflix revives a low-budget sitcom. Bobby spergs about set design.
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Risking career, Helena Bonham Carter chose to speak against Cancel Culture.
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Archive of HBC's interview with The Times. There is no hint that she had Roman Polanski in mind, but pedos gonna pedo.

Bobby wants an empowered woman to treat him like a baby bird.
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The video is one hour long. Don't expect Bobby to be featured, because Actual Fandom likes him.
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I like the part where he retweeted some first worlder mad at an African woman from Africa because she didn't read and agree with the sacred American millennial feminist texts. It's always funny to see it in the wild.
 
MovieBob: Bat-Mitt vs. The Obamavengers
I got two paragraphs into this shit before my grammar autism started flaring up. Moviebob's long-form writing is somehow even worse than his tweets, which shouldn't be possible. I ran this review through a readability analyzer, and it came back with a mean reading level of post-graduate. That sounds impressive until you realize:

1. This is a superhero movie review, not a doctoral thesis about nematode genetics. There's no reason for it to be written at higher than a 10th grade level at most.
2. The reading score has been artificially inflated by run-on sentences and needless pulls from a thesaurus.
3. The reading score is only a measure of how hard something is to read. It has nothing to do with the complexity of the retarded ideas being expressed.
4. Readability calculators don't take into account the unending grammatical mistakes that most people stop making in middle school, like hyphenating "one-another," "blown-up," "class-stratification," "income-inequality," "class-warfare," "personal-security," "moral-grounding," and "collective-effort," just to name a few. My 6th grade English teacher would've failed me if I'd turned in something this badly written, holy fuck.

Bob's writing reminds me of a rabid lefty on Medium called Umair Haque, who writes five screeds a week about how everything in human history relates to American """"fascism."""" It's the same retarded polticics, the same universal ignorance, the same unearned arrogance, the same barely readable writing style. Anyone who wants to see what the Netflix adaptation of Moviebob would look like should check him out.
 
I got two paragraphs into this shit before my grammar autism started flaring up. Moviebob's long-form writing is somehow even worse than his tweets, which shouldn't be possible. I ran this review through a readability analyzer, and it came back with a mean reading level of post-graduate. That sounds impressive until you realize:

1. This is a superhero movie review, not a doctoral thesis about nematode genetics. There's no reason for it to be written at higher than a 10th grade level at most.
2. The reading score has been artificially inflated by run-on sentences and needless pulls from a thesaurus.
3. The reading score is only a measure of how hard something is to read. It has nothing to do with the complexity of the retarded ideas being expressed.
4. Readability calculators don't take into account the unending grammatical mistakes that most people stop making in middle school, like hyphenating "one-another," "blown-up," "class-stratification," "income-inequality," "class-warfare," "personal-security," "moral-grounding," and "collective-effort," just to name a few. My 6th grade English teacher would've failed me if I'd turned in something this badly written, holy fuck.

Bob's writing reminds me of a rabid lefty on Medium called Umair Haque, who writes five screeds a week about how everything in human history relates to American """"fascism."""" It's the same retarded polticics, the same universal ignorance, the same unearned arrogance, the same barely readable writing style. Anyone who wants to see what the Netflix adaptation of Moviebob would look like should check him out.
Even the radically-divergent approach to the source-material that separates the two films also binds them in opposition – two absolute-extremes of the two prevailing methods of superhero-adaptation. Christopher Nolan’s “Dark Knight” trilogy is a tear-down/rebuild of not only Batman but of the genre, consciously and deliberately draining the very concept of the costumed-crimefighter of as much color, humor, archness and otherworldliness as can be drained without jettisoning the core entirely; with a goal of finding something “more” in what remains. Joss Whedon’s “Avengers,” on the other hand, is a sort-of climax to a multi-film experiment whose goal has been to translate the entire “Universe” of Marvel Comics to live-action film as unmolested as possible. “Dark Knight” sees superheroes as a subject in need of “elevation” (and an extreme-makeover) to earn a place among a serious-cinema; while “Avengers” feels made by people who looked at superhero movies and said “You’re not as a good the comics are – let’s fix that.” Nolan appears to approach the source material with something akin to the “White Man’s Burden” – the noble Colonialist bringing civilization to the savage land of the superhero; while Whedon has the zealotry of a prophet: he’s Moses down from Sinai, carrying Stan Lee and Jack Kirby’s Holy Writ, and fie unto thee who would alter a word of The Holy Text.

I sampled one paragraph at random. There are 14 dashes in only four sentences, at least four improper uses of quotations, movie titles are inexplicably italicized *and* in quotes, he has no idea what a slash is used for, and he thinks semicolons are the erudite man's comma.

His work is polluted with poorly selected, unnecessary modifiers and his verb choice is juvenile. I'm not picking on him to be mean; Bob's writing is pedestrian. There's nothing to like here.

I bring this up because Bob frequently defends his position by touting, "I do this for a living," sometimes adding a diminutive term afterward. You know, I had a drywall guy pop in a few years ago and that shit crumbled out of the wall and I had to fix it. Declaring yourself an expert has no impact on whether or not you're actually good at it. Why there isn't a HomeAdvisor for critics where people can one star his sorry ass for poor service is beyond me.

That said, if there's any money to be had with a critic rating aggregator... huh. That's not the worst idea I've ever had.
 
If you don't change your political position, you end up among the Far Right extremists, the Basket of Deplorables.
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Remember: Moviebob is a self-described self-centrist. If given the choise between self-sacrifice to benefit humanity versus a fulfillment of self-entitlement at the cost of others, Moviebob will always choose the latter.



Foucault: power makes knowledge.
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As if Moviebob actually gave a flying fuck about those rail workers' JERBS...



I don't care much for Chick-Fil-Eh's food, but if going there means that I don't support Women's Rights™ and LGBTQ Rights™? Twenty chicken sandwiches, please!



Bobby is mad at Black man having money.
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The Constitution is obsolete.
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Nor does it say it's acceptable for anyone to cough on a sitting Texas governor after relieving mask mandates during a pandemic. That alone is evidence enough for me to know Moviebob has never scanned over, let alone read, the U.S. Constitution.



It turns out that not everyone is worried that King Musk will start a genocide, not even a blue checkmark.
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So does a dog's rectum.

Ask Moviebob. Bob knows all about racism, bigotry, and terror farming as the result of spewing all three first-hand.



Here's your freshly served boot, Bob.



"Still chasing relevance" one of Moviebob's (multiple) perpetual failures.



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There's a joke that says, to a certain extent, if there is a table with eleven people who are having lunch with an avowed Nazi, it's a lunch involving twelve Nazis. I kinda feel the same way with any online production team who invites Moviebob to their show.
 
Bob uses the power of bare internet virality to beg for views
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Will Bob's take away be "People seem to like it when I make something kinda witty, topical, and doesn't include me rabidly calling for the imprisonment/death of millions while calling them the worst thing possible" or will he screw the pooch just like the aftermath of his pixels review?
 
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Will Bob's take away be "People seem to like it when I make something kinda witty, topical, and doesn't include me rabidly calling for the imprisonment/death of millions while calling them the worst thing possible" or will he screw the pooch just like the aftermath of his pixels review?
It's going to be the later, of course.
 
Nor does it say it's acceptable for anyone to cough on a sitting Texas governor after relieving mask mandates during a pandemic.
Constitutional sage Bob also says its not reasonable to live for 240 years under an unchanging set of rules....

And ignores the the fact that by written volume, the vast majority of the Constitution's verbiage these days are for AMENDMENTS.
 
Update to OP.

⭐Under "Bob's Nemesis" (Section 5.2), added the subsection "Mauler, Nerdotic, and The Critical Drinker. Turns out there is a wealth of info in the old thread.

MauLer/EFAP, Nerdrotic and The Critical Drinker.​
The rudderless MCU after Endgame has been a favorite target of on-line critics. These three are hardly the only ones who chew on it, but we can see why Bob picks on them. First of all sour grapes: all three are infinitely more charismatic than Bob and enjoy a much larger viewership, Indeed their success prompts Bob to announce that Youtube viewer numbers don't matter. They are also successful outside Youtube. MauLer has plenty of real-life friends. Nerdrotics owns a comic-book shop, has a wife and kids. Drinker writes books that, unlike Bob's Brick By Brick, people love to read. (Thanks @RangerBoo)​
MauLer creates a character called "Diabeto“ based on Bob. In another video, MauLer turned Bob into Thanos, the villain in Endgame, to be defeated by MauLer and his friends. He often rips into Bob's bad takes, such as his asinine vendetta on Joker. Bob dismisses MauLer's jokes and criticism as "clout chasing".​
Nerdrotic is associated with MauLer. Like Bob, he is focused on mainstream media, but unlike Bob, he is outspoken about the woke agenda that companies like Disney impose on their audience, and has repeatedly predicted the demise of MCU. Nerdrotic also laughed at Bob's futile attempt to get Memology 101 banned from Youtube (See Section 2.B4.1 and Thanks @Flexo).​
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The Critical Drinker uses Bob for cheap jokes in his videos (example) and directly criticized Bob on Twitter for his sociopathy. He shares Nerdrotic's concern about wokeness in mainstream media. He is critical of remakes, which is about the only thing that Disney does these days. For Bob's part, he accuses Drinker of racism and "insular media detachment", dismissing him as someone who just happens to have a webcam, conveniently forgetting that he himself, despite having made Youtube videos for 16 years, managed to have worse production values.​
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⭐Amendments to "Is Bob an Atheist?" (Section 3.2) to reflect the new discovery that Bob has no problem condemning Islam in defense of rainbow freaks.

...Typical of an SJW, Bob usually keeps a respectful distance towards Islam and refuses to condemn its barbaric practice. But when Qatar, host of the FIFA World Cup in 2022, bans rainbow paraphernalia in stadiums and penalize soccer players for wearing rainbow armbands, Bobby jumps and condemn Islam fundamentalists as "Believers" (see Section 3.4) whose lives don't matter. This tells us what his true religion is.​

⭐Add Section 8.4 "Is Bob a Weeaboo?", principally to give a home to a video that I have no idea where to place.
While many of Bob's biggest obsessions -- Mario, Godzilla -- came from Japan, he is not a weeaboo by the traditional definition of the term, given he shows little interest in anime and no interest in manga, and feels little compulsion to defend Japan. Still, the highly sexual, non-sequitur pop culture of Japan captures Bob's brain and groin. That pop culture is escapist in nature most definitely eludes Bob.​
A more obscure item of Bob's obsession is the anime Project A-ko, in which a super-powered girl wages a mecha-kungfu warfare with her classmate, a lesbian in leather bikini, over the favor of another girl. Camp and gay, this anime hits two of Bob's button at one go.​

⭐Add Section 8.5 "How do other Youtubers think of Bob?" to link to the recommendations of @Wulfpack Legend, @CharlesBarkley and @RangerBoo

⭐Update to "Elon Musk Acquires Twitter (October 2022)" (Section 2.A6) to include the unbanning of problematic accounts.
 
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Lesser Brother looks like a tard, but at least he looks halfway normal. What the hell is with Bob, though? That is the face of nightmares.
As I said at the time, I have no idea what emotion is attempting to surface on Bob's face - that's why it's my personal favorite. Even if we narrowed it down to either watching a show or a surprise PCP trip I still couldn't decide.

It's a Mona Lisa of spergdom.
 
It's so odd that Bob is simping approval about the EU going after any internet company.

There are so many problematic Bob tweets that if he was based in parts of the EU, he would be facing legal issues.

Then at the same time, he is simping for Apple, who have very quietly released an iPhone update only for China, to disable functionality that protestors have been using to get around the great firewall and other forms of realtime, tech suppression.I would bring up the whole "Apple using slave labor through 3rd party companies" except we know that Bob hates blue collar workers.
 
It's so odd that Bob is simping approval about the EU going after any internet company.

There are so many problematic Bob tweets that if he was based in parts of the EU, he would be facing legal issues.

Then at the same time, he is simping for Apple, who have very quietly released an iPhone update only for China, to disable functionality that protestors have been using to get around the great firewall and other forms of realtime, tech suppression.I would bring up the whole "Apple using slave labor through 3rd party companies" except we know that Bob hates blue collar workers.
Talk about adding another reason to hate Apple. I hate Apple for a myriad of reasons, but it doesn't come close to my hatred for the Communist Party of China. Of course, Bob would lick the boots of China's totalitarian regime.
 
Talk about adding another reason to hate Apple. I hate Apple for a myriad of reasons, but it doesn't come close to my hatred for the Communist Party of China. Of course, Bob would lick the boots of China's totalitarian regime.
I don't mean to derail the thread but what Apple has done to stop the usage of AirDrop only in China is insane.

I can't think of another company doing this and getting away with it to this extent. If this was Microsoft, it would be on a 24/7 news cycle and calls for congress to immediately act.

This goes beyond the shitty worker conditions. Imagine if they did this in Ukraine at the behest of Russia. And this is all because they refuse to pay for labor. They did this because protests were being organized by workers in regards to the conditions at their supplier factories (the protests in China are not just about Covid restrictions) around the real time controls against distribution information past government controls.

It's legitimately sickening.
 
I don't mean to derail the thread but what Apple has done to stop the usage of AirDrop only in China is insane.

I can't think of another company doing this and getting away with it to this extent. If this was Microsoft, it would be on a 24/7 news cycle and calls for congress to immediately act.

This goes beyond the shitty worker conditions. Imagine if they did this in Ukraine at the behest of Russia. And this is all because they refuse to pay for labor. They did this because protests were being organized by workers in regards to the conditions at their supplier factories (the protests in China are not just about Covid restrictions) around the real time controls against distribution information past government controls.

It's legitimately sickening.

Essentially, all the bullshit about Russia owning Trump was projection about China actually owning so many of our elites, including the Bidens and definitely including most of the tech sector.

And to bring it back to Bob, he doesn't give a wet shit about it, because China has futuristic airports or some such nonsense.
 
It's so odd that Bob is simping approval about the EU going after any internet company.

There are so many problematic Bob tweets that if he was based in parts of the EU, he would be facing legal issues.

Then at the same time, he is simping for Apple, who have very quietly released an iPhone update only for China, to disable functionality that protestors have been using to get around the great firewall and other forms of realtime, tech suppression.I would bring up the whole "Apple using slave labor through 3rd party companies" except we know that Bob hates blue collar workers.
is not if you know blobbo fascist history, is boner for dictatorship is inmense , helps him feed his delusions of being superior and being in power, like all sjw and like them is too stupid/arrogant/dumb to realize/accept his real place in the world
 
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