Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[mandatorylurk]

That Cavill rumor reads like the most tumblr piece of shit. No real evidence of "unusual demands," trying to blame video games, using the existing evidence of the writer who went to do the X-Men cartoon and spoke about how the Execs on The Witcher hated the source material from a few weeks ago to make it seem like that is who Cavill became friends with, on top of the final warning fuck you e-mail as if Netflix is trying to pretend they were the good guys.

You'd be much more believable going with the "he was a horndog with everyone on set" rumor than that, but seeing how MeToo is dead and every woman interviewed on the show very clearly wanted to fuck him in the press tour it wouldn't work either. If this is the best writers can come up with for a rumor, no wonder Hollywood is shit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What I really appreciate about Bob's Cavill tweet is how in the second one Bob leaves himself an out saying "bros I don't know if this is real but I'm going to use it to promote the fact that actual Superman fucked an attractive and actual woman that I don't like." He is such an incredible cunt.

 

[WelperHelper99]

What I really appreciate about Bob's Cavill tweet is how in the second one Bob leaves himself an out saying "bros I don't know if this is real but I'm going to use it to promote the fact that actual Superman fucked an attractive and actual woman that I don't like." He is such an incredible cunt.

Look, I'm not The Quartering on the Gina simp train- nothing wrong with her, just overhyped- but if that leak is correct, it seems we have a incredibly handsome yet incrediby nerdy guy, doesn't seem the best at socializing, very invested in his projects, that despite his handicaps, managed to land a high class woman. Bob wouldn't understand.

 

[Adamska]

Cavill seems to be an actual nerd, and with him walking off the Witcher due to it not following the books, hopefully that should mean the show is accurate to lore if only that GW can't afford to lose him. You would think Bob would be happy that lore is being preserved, but since he has no stake in the franchise, he doesn't care.

I'll give him a better chance than most, but producer/star products can get very self indulgent. Still a better chance of success than anything I've seen getting developed in a while, since it's kind of important to give a shit about your craft.

It's why Brainless Bob flounders but the Drinker slams down success. It's also why he never made a movie or ever used his degree other than on a garbage show he stopped doing nearly a decade ago.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'll give him a better chance than most, but producer/star products can get very self indulgent. Still a better chance of success than anything I've seen getting developed in a while, since it's kind of important to give a shit about your craft.

It's why Brainless Bob flounders but the Drinker slams down success. It's also why he never made a movie or ever used his degree other than on a garbage show he stopped doing nearly a decade ago.

Bob doesn't understand improvement. Unlike Cavill, who threw the Witcher away because he was that dead set on getting it fucking right, Bob just releases the same shit, over and over. And drinker is Fantastic. The man actually has a job outside of YouTube in his books, his videos are well researched, edited, produced, and when a movie is good even if he politically disagrees with it or at least does something right, he'll tell you because he isn't a hack. Bob follows blindly, while these men lead.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob has never cried after sex and made it his wife's problem, his girlfriend's problem, or the problem of a large dog because he's never had sex with anyone who cares about him.

It's telling that Bob even mentions this, because "crying during/after sex" is a huge trope of horrible fanfiction. I guess it's a thing in trashy movies, too, which is probably where the fanfic got it.

 

[Positron]

It's telling that Bob even mentions this, because "crying during/after sex" is a huge trope of horrible fanfiction. I guess it's a thing in trashy movies, too, which is probably where the fanfic got it.

One documented real-life example is the Rat King Philip DeLici ("ADF"). With the kind of luck that God only sees fit to bestow on lolcows, he managed to land a Californian trust-fund baby, who paid for Phil's cosplay outfits and bought him electronic gizmos. They had sex; the problem was that Phil was gay...

 

[Arthur Morgan]

And people wonder why Bob is a terrible author. If he doesn't believe that canon matters, then we can write off his entire book as non-canon.

Canon only matters when it's the Brooklyn origin for Mario, everything else is good if the corporate overlords deem it so.

 

[starborn427614]

That Cavill rumor reads like the most tumblr piece of shit. No real evidence of "unusual demands," trying to blame video games, using the existing evidence of the writer who went to do the X-Men cartoon and spoke about how the Execs on The Witcher hated the source material from a few weeks ago to make it seem like that is who Cavill became friends with, on top of the final warning fuck you e-mail as if Netflix is trying to pretend they were the good guys.

You'd be much more believable going with the "he was a horndog with everyone on set" rumor than that, but seeing how MeToo is dead and every woman interviewed on the show very clearly wanted to fuck him in the press tour it wouldn't work either. If this is the best writers can come up with for a rumor, no wonder Hollywood is shit.

I have a hard time believing Cavill is that much of a control freak. Maybe a few autistic requests here and there since he's a big fan of the games, but actively going over the showrunner's head? That's not gonna fly on any production.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I have a hard time believing Cavill is that much of a control freak. Maybe a few autistic requests here and there since he's a big fan of the games, but actively going over the showrunner's head? That's not gonna fly on any production.

The man seems professional if only judging by his letter retiring from the role as Superman. I can see him being a bit autistic, but a freak? No. Just no.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I have a hard time believing Cavill is that much of a control freak. Maybe a few autistic requests here and there since he's a big fan of the games, but actively going over the showrunner's head? That's not gonna fly on any production.

Well, he's going to be executive producer on the Warhammer show, so there may be some truth to that.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob has never cried after sex and made it his wife's problem, his girlfriend's problem, or the problem of a large dog because he's never had sex with anyone.

FIFY. Who is Slobbert trying to fool? We know he's a virgin, anybody with working eyes can figure that out in two seconds of seeing a photo of him.

Every time I'm tempted to get MATI over his unceasing hateful stupidity, I just remember that the Kwisatz Tarderach is going to die a virgin and I laugh my ass off.

 

[Koby_Fish]

FIFY. Who is Slobbert trying to fool? We know he's a virgin, anybody with working eyes can figure that out in two seconds of seeing a photo of him.

Every time I'm tempted to get MATI over his unceasing hateful stupidity, I just remember that the Kwisatz Tarderach is going to die a virgin and I laugh my ass off.

the only intimacy known to the Lard of Lynn, Kwisatz Tarderach, is Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

If they wanted me to believe anything about the Henry Cavill story they shouldn't have included this paragraph at all:


Especially when they started off the next paragraph with Cavill supposedly teaming up with a HR problem and both wanting to town down the sexuality:


I'm supposed to believe a story about "video game addiction" creating non-stop "bro language" (from the video game addiction naturally, it just happens when you play too many games, especially single player ones like The Witcher series, like, your whole personality shifts) that used a sexually inappropriate writer to take the sexuality out of the show?

 

[NaviSpider]

One of my lifelong friends was a raging alcoholic in his 20s. Not a really bright guy, didn't finish college or do well in school to begin with. He sobered up when he was 30. Due to spending his 20s drunk, his skills were "jack" and "shit." Anyway, he managed to get on with a utility company, doing some kind of menial job. I just caught up with him after 6 or 7 years, and he's got himself a respectable white-collar job, a house, a wife, and two kids.

The point here is that Bob is a giant fucking loser and has nobody to blame for himself for his life consisting of seething in him mom's basement as diabetes slowly kills him.

That's one of the most despicable things about Bob. People with worse positions than him (either self-inflicted or otherwise) have managed to build themselves up and end up in a better place than he will ever be. Yet Bob will hate them for minor things, or because they think the wrong things.

Bob's life is miserable and pathetic and he has done nothing to better it. The only joy he gets by despising people who have put the work in to improve their own lots. I guess it's easier to try and tear everyone else down instead of going for a short run every other day, or learn some empathy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If they wanted me to believe anything about the Henry Cavill story they shouldn't have included this paragraph at all:
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Especially when they started off the next paragraph with Cavill supposedly teaming up with a HR problem and both wanting to town down the sexuality:
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I'm supposed to believe a story about "video game addiction" creating non-stop "bro language" (from the video game addiction naturally, it just happens when you play too many games, especially single player ones like The Witcher series, like, your whole personality shifts) that used a sexually inappropriate writer to take the sexuality out of the show?

A trait of liars is not keeping their stories straight. You would think Bob would notice with how much he reads, but alas, he just hates Cavill because "DC bad" and "he fucked Gina".

That's one of the most despicable things about Bob. People with worse positions than him (either self-inflicted or otherwise) have managed to build themselves up and end up in a better place than he will ever be. Yet Bob will hate them for minor things, or because they think the wrong things.

Bob's life is miserable and pathetic and he has done nothing to better it. The only joy he gets by despising people who have put the work in to improve their own lots. I guess it's easier to try and tear everyone else down instead of going for a short run every other day, or learn some empathy.

I don't think Bob knows what empathy is. Despite not liking him, I wish he would pull his head out of his ass and better himself and not remain a Lolcow forever. It's sad to see a middle age man act like he's still in college. Same with him hating ICE cars yet wanting a Hyundai Santa Cruz as a EV even though most likely he can't afford it and wouldn't know the first thing to do with all that horse power, despite it only being a mini truck with a 4 cylinder, as pictured. It's sad to see a man walts into the wall of bad financial decisions, but until he figures it out, I may pity the bastard, but I will laugh.

 

[The Ugly One]

I don't pity Bob for the same reason I don't pity Boogie. Both are disgusting men who wallow in their own filth because they choose to, not because they have to. Bob hates the Mayoghoulen and everyone else because it excuses his own sloth. He needs a reason to hate everyone, or he'd have to acknowledge that he's a lazy, entitled piece of shit who does nothing but post hot takes online all day.

With zero work history and zero skills, he could still get off his ass and get a job at a gas station or Wal-mart. Since the typical adult employee at those places is either elderly or stoned, if he stuck with it for a year or two, and actually made some effort at being a good employee, he'd find himself on the promotion track by the simple fact of being the only employee who shows up on time and not high.

But he's too lazy and too entitled to do that. If his mother forced him to get a job, he'd get fired within a week because when he wasn't being a smug cunt, he'd be on his phone. And when told to work, he'd scream at his boss that he's THE Movie Bob, respected Blue Check on Twitter.

 

[NaviSpider]

Bob absolutely does not deserve pity. He's an overgrown child who uses schoolyard bullying as a justification for being a spiteful, hate-fueled creature. If he had a shred of power he would abuse it and hurt as many people who didn't fit his world-view as possible. Yet he lacks the self awareness or introspection to notice this, he genuinely believes himself to be the good guy. His moral development stems entirely from children's films and tv shows, and he never matured the nuance to pick apart why certain things are good or bad. Only that, if you are the protagonist, you are good.

He has never developed any skills, his profession is just outlining movie plots while saying whether he liked it or not, and usually for the most superficial reasons. He has no depth or drive, and he is either unaware that doing better is a possibility, or he has no intention to. He will never get anywhere beyond his tiny corner of the internet. Where even the ones he tries hardest to be a part of despise him. He's back in school, being an outcast loser that nobody likes, who they have to tolerate simply because he's there.

It's been said many times and it's true, Bob's punishment for being Bob Chipman, is being Bob Chipman. He is exactly where he belongs. The fact that he could do better if he tried, but never will, just cements that. (Although it would be more just if he wasn't getting so much Patreon money)

 

[Positron]

Stupid, tiring slapfight about Freeze Peach. Even when someone criticizes Greenwald's stance, Bobby can't be happy because that person also take a piss at the illiberal left.

I presume by "drank your milkshake" Bobby means "being hit by a concrete block", alluding to what happened to Andy Ngo.






I hope Bobby will continue to "get" Bad People with Yer Mum jokes and "Not A Person" curse.


Bobby's wife is trans and black, so he one-ups you!



Taylor Lorenz claims to fall victim to Cancel Culture, which as everyone knows doesn't exist.


Still, The Massacre is real, like the Holocaust.




I'm skipping many of Bobby's retweets about journoroaches' feud with Musk: each of those come attached with several screenshots and I find it too much hassle to put them in readable form. I hope you understand.

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Good question. I'd say FBI is eminently trustworthy when compared to NYT or CDC.

Studying for your future career is "anti-intellectual".



Again, if America is so bad...



Does anyone need more reason to be against abortion?

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Bobby celebrates a 12-yr-old girl being trooned out by her dad-mom thing.


The Serfs owns Rowling.




Antony Reed:


Good news for bad teenage male athletes in Connecticut: you can claim to be girls and seize the sports scholarship from genuine girls!


Bobby on sexual / generational politics:

Many two-income families do home cooking, because they don't have elder relatives and cannot afford helpers.

To continue with the sexual-generational theme and as a transition to the Entertainment section, I show you how Bobby plays armchair psychologists to male cultural elites:

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Peter Coffin attempts to take Bobby's jerb from him. Luckily Bobby successfully shows him who is the Bigger Nerd!





Contra Coffin, I think the trailer perfectly encapsulates how pop culture confuses materialism and feminism, and how such a deliberate mix up poison the minds of generations of girls.


Indeed Barbie let them know they can be cumsluts instead and catch all STDs like Pokemons.



Do any of you ponder the bedtimes of capeshit characters like Bobby does?


Cavill and Gadot got Batgirled.








Willow


BTW Apple TV also canceled a show.

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Bobby wants to pitch Cameron against Nolan:

















The OP asks "men", not 42-year-old babies.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I don't pity Bob for the same reason I don't pity Boogie. Both are disgusting men who wallow in their own filth because they choose to, not because they have to. Bob hates the Mayoghoulen and everyone else because it excuses his own sloth. He needs a reason to hate everyone, or he'd have to acknowledge that he's a lazy, entitled piece of shit who does nothing but post hot takes online all day.

With zero work history and zero skills, he could still get off his ass and get a job at a gas station or Wal-mart. Since the typical adult employee at those place is either elderly or stoned, if he stuck with it for a year or two, and actually made some effort at being a good employee, he'd find himself on the promotion track by the simple fact of being the only employee who shows up on time and not high.

But he's too lazy and too entitled to do that. If his mother forced him to get a job, he'd get fired within a week because when he wasn't being a smug cunt, he'd be on his phone. And when told to work, he'd scream at his boss that he's THE Movie Bob, respected Blue Check on Twitter.

Bob absolutely does not deserve pity. He's an overgrown child who uses schoolyard bullying as a justification for being a spiteful, hate-fueled creature. If he had a shred of power he would abuse it and hurt as many people who didn't fit his world-view as possible. Yet he lacks the self awareness or introspection to notice this, he genuinely believes himself to be the good guy. His moral development stems entirely from children's films and tv shows, and he never matured the nuance to pick apart why certain things are good or bad. Only that, if you are the protagonist, you are good.

He has never developed any skills, his profession is just outlining movie plots while saying whether he liked it or not, and usually for the most superficial reasons. He has no depth or drive, and he is either unaware that doing better is a possibility, or he has no intention to. He will never get anywhere beyond his tiny corner of the internet. Where even the ones he tries hardest to be a part of despise him. He's back in school, being an outcast loser that nobody likes, who they have to tolerate simply because he's there.

It's been said many times and it's true, Bob's punishment for being Bob Chipman, is being Bob Chipman. He is exactly where he belongs. The fact that he could do better if he tried, but never will, just cements that. (Although it would be more just if he wasn't getting so much Patreon money)

I give no pity to those who could easily help themselves better themselves, but choose not to.

Bob is just a particularly egregious example of that is all.