Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Keeping tabs" is a weird way to say "silence speech". It must be a Boston thing.

Ignoring the dead horse I've been beating for over a week now, if twitter is soooooooooooooooo unimportant than why the hell does it matter if corpo journo scum is banned from the platform? Why is it important to ban Nazi's? You can't have it both ways dumdum.

Harvard legal scholar Al Caraballo again:

tfw they tell you "Bake the cake, faggot."

How infirmed are you that you go to Bob to tell you information that you could just look up on some marvel wiki like he does?

Arkle fills me with a kind of pathetic revulsion as if I'm looking at some shitty teen making an ass out of himself while trying to seem smarter than you and you just know there's no hope for him.

Every time I see somebody call Sentry "Marvel's Superman" I die a little inside.

Good. Consoomerism is not about nuance, accuracy, or details. Consoomerism is about dumbing down to paint with the absolute broadest strokes.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ignoring the dead horse I've been beating for over a week now, if twitter is soooooooooooooooo unimportant than why the hell does it matter if corpo journo scum is banned from the platform? Why is it important to ban Nazi's? You can't have it both ways dumdum.

Twitter can't be important and unimportant at the same time to one person. Knowing Bob, he would find a way to jump through the mental hoops and shit out a tweet saying this. There's a reason why he's been called a fat fascist.

 

[Mr. Duck]

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Not wanting to have sex with fats is evil; this is presumably why the woke are so intent to destroy KF.

This tweet deserves to be archived.

https://archive.is/tUBeg

You can have infinite sandwiches with that average sized portion of McDonalds.

 

[Ensok]

Kiwi Farms in a nutshell:

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Should photoshop the seafood with McDonald's.

 

[Positron]

Musk is looking for someone foolish.


Science Believer doesn't Believe the High Priest of Colored Science.






Bobby explains why most engineers vote Dem.

If you Believe that saying somebody doesn't exist automatically makes him cease to be, I'd rather you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Pentagon were gawking at the dick of Biden's dear son. Lee Fang's article.



Why do all these broke-ass people have "storage units"?



Bobby barges in while the commies are having their struggle session:

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This question is entirely appropriate when directed to LGBTQs, aka groomers.

 

[Slur Generator]

So i stumbled upon a book called "He Who Fights with Monsters" written by a fat jackass that reminded me of MovieBlob


here is a choice review of it

"If you hate all religions this book is for you.

First, if you are a liberal atheist who believes that all people who believe in any religion are stupid--then you are likely gonna love this book because that exactly what the main character believes--and through the power of fantasy he is proven right over and over! If not, then you may like the book, but will probably get sick of the author beating you about the head and neck with their personal world views.

The book itself is a wet dream for anyone who believes that all rich people and religion are evil and socialism and atheism can and will fix all inequality in any world. If you could delete all of the MC's conveniently set up strawman arguments where he is repeatedly proven "right", about a third of the book would disappear.

Regardless of your personal beliefs, I found the MC arrogant, unlikable, and unbelievable. The decisions and comments he made should have gotten him killed 20x over, but miraculously they just made everyone around him fall in love with him, and his enemies respectfully go along with him. The MC is extremely manipulative and is a firm believer in the adage "the ends justifies the means". He justifies his actions because he doesn't want to "abdicate" moral responsibility to others, but all he is really doing is saying he's the supreme authority on right and wrong, and he has the right to force those opinions on others by any means necessary. He condemns others for doing the right thing if the result (something they do not control) ends up causing more harm in the end (subjectively determined by him after the fact). But when faced with similar repercussions due to his own actions, he never condemns himself.

Meh. If you like reading supremely arrogant condemnation of other peoples deeply held beliefs, with a fantasy story that writes itself so as to support the authors abrasive bigotry as just and well founded, this book is for you.

I held off reading this for a long time due to other negative reviews I read, but i broke down and tried it when I ran out of things to read--i wish I had gone with my gut and skipped this one. If you made it this far into this review it's probably not to late for you."

Even as a atheist i hated it. The MC just goes around insulting people and even gods to their faces for NO REASON while preaching about the glory of atheism and socialism.

 

[JayHarrison]

Musk is looking for someone foolish.
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(to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")
You're a dumb one, Moviebob.
You're lower than a heel.
Your IQ's in the minuses,
Your heart's a toxic dump, Moviebo-ob....

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Science Believer doesn't Believe the High Priest of Colored Science.
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One major difference between Moviebob and Neil deGrasse Tyson: One is observant of reality; the other, of course, is Moviebob.

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This comes from Moviebob, who firmly claimed to have EARNED being the first-ever space tourist by simply voting for Führer Hillary.

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Why do all these broke-ass people have "storage units"?

Should Patreon fall through, it makes you wonder how Moviebob will be able to over-indulge in booze and McDonald's make monthly rent payments.

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Bobby barges in while the commies are having their struggle session:
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If Moviebob's opinions were even minutely based on reality (LOL!), Bob would know those three cults are BL(DR)M, Antifa, and the Democrats.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Musk is looking for someone foolish.
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Science Believer doesn't Believe the High Priest of Colored Science.
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Bobby explains why most engineers vote Dem.
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If you Believe that saying somebody doesn't exist automatically makes him cease to be, I'd rather you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Pentagon were gawking at the dick of Biden's dear son. Lee Fang's article.
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Why do all these broke-ass people have "storage units"?

Bobby barges in while the commies are having their struggle session:
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This question is entirely appropriate when directed to LGBTQs, aka groomers.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE REFERENCED ANDY KING! THE WATER DUDE! THE BUNDLE OF STICKS WHO WAS ABSOLUTELY READY TO SUCK SOME DICK TO GET THE WATER TO THE DAMN FYRE FESTIVAL! LOLOLOLOLOL. Yeah, Bob, don't be homophobic.

Also, is "Bob Drinking On Camera AND Noisily Slurping While Doing It" a Bingo Card option? Because it absolutely SHOULD be.

(to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")
You're a dumb one, Moviebob.
You're lower than a heel.
Your IQ's in the minuses,
Your heart's a toxic dump, Moviebo-ob....

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One major difference between Moviebob and Neil deGrasse Tyson: One is observant of reality; the other, of course, is Moviebob.

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This comes from Moviebob, who firmly claimed to have EARNED being the first-ever space tourist by simply voting for Führer Hillary.

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Should Patreon fall through, it makes you wonder how Moviebob will be able to over-indulge in booze and McDonald's make monthly rent payments.

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If Moviebob's opinions were even minutely based on reality (LOL!), Bob would know those three cults are BL(DR)M, Antifa, and the Democrats.

these fuckers have storage units because they live in tiny-ass apartments with no room to store their shit. They're also living in high-rent major cities where a suite the size of a damn postage stamp costs an arm, a leg, and future considerations of one's firstborn.

Movie-bo-ob...You're one Small Amount of McDonald's for an average-sized person away from arteriosclerosis, with extra McChicken sauce!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Not Bob related but very Bob adjacent.

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1604965103576797187

CNBC on Twitter: "Are you a "kidult"? Adults are buying toys for them…

archived 21 Dec 2022 03:32:30 UTC

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"Kidult" is a very current year way of saying "manchild". I challenge you to checkout the coping corncobs in the replies and quote tweets. It is, and I'm not joking, 0.5% people laughing at man babies, 1.5% of people pointing out that the data used in the article is misleading, and 98% of people very upset at this perceived slight at them and attack on their Peter Pan syndrome. Some of the upset dorks are trying to one up CNBC by saying "I'm going to buy MOAR toys!" or proudly showing off their receipt for their latest purchase. Almost all of those, by the way, have multiple flags in their name and all of the mental illness in their bios.

The absolute astonishing thing is, the article does not disparage them or their childish habits ONCE.
The article

Adults are buying toys for themselves, and it's the biggest source of growth for the industry

"Kidults" are responsible for one-fourth of all toy sales annually, around $9 billion worth, as they buy everything from Star Wars to Lego products.

www.cnbc.com

Kidults are the biggest sales driver for the toy industry

archived 19 Dec 2022 14:00:24 UTC

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It reads like a high school report on how the toy market is growing because of this failure to launch (my words) demographic, coming to the conclusion that it's ACTUALLY a good thing. NONE of them bothered to even click the article where they're basically praised for propping up an entire industry.

I know twitter isn't real life and is a very poor representation of the general populace but it floors me that people like this exist AND are proud of it. It's pointless naivety on my part to think that someone like Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, is just a one off, a perfect storm of parental neglect, paint chip eating and window licking. Escapism is all well and good, and a little bit healthy, but you don't make it your fucking Freudian super ego.

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

 

[WelperHelper99]

these fuckers have storage units because they live in tiny-ass apartments with no room to store their shit. They're also living in high-rent major cities where a suite the size of a damn postage stamp costs an arm, a leg, and future considerations of one's firstborn.

Its one thing if you're just moving out or you just moved to a new place. But the goal should be to get that shit out of there as quickly as possible, so you don't have yet another financial burden on your plate. Part of that is keeping your ass out of the cities.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Science Believer doesn't Believe the High Priest of Colored Science.

Blobbo engaging in Apostasy, disagreeing with the magical black science man. I am not a Musk fan, but you have to admit these things are true. Turns out moving things like space cargo management into the private sector makes it very cheap. Who knew?

Yes because a doctor trained in Eritrea is the same as one trained in the US. Western standards of education exist and are accepted worldwide because the schools are actually good. Unlike many places in the third world which you can bribe your way to a degree, like all of India does. Now I agree that Daddy's money is not a standard of qualification for anything, but this still doesn't excuse Bobby from regurgitating the opinions of those in media whose qualifications are "Daddy is rich and said I had to have a job, and being a journalist sounds easy..."

Why do people pretend that Wu has anything to say? It is well documented that he's a retard. Like the easiest way to defeat your own argument is to have it come from this troon's lips.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Blobbo engaging in Apostasy, disagreeing with the magical black science man. I am not a Musk fan, but you have to admit these things are true. Turns out moving things like space cargo management into the private sector makes it very cheap. Who knew?

Because of Musk, we actually might see boots on Mars in our lifetime. Not government boots. Settlers. All the sci fi writers from the 1900's finally vindicated; we can conquer another world, breathe life into death. You don't have to like Musk, Tyson clearly doesn't, but he sees the future formally a pipe dream might actually be happening.

 

[Mola Ram]

Because of Musk, we actually might see boots on Mars in our lifetime. Not government boots. Settlers. All the sci fi writers from the 1900's finally vindicated; we can conquer another world, breathe life into death. You don't have to like Musk, Tyson clearly doesn't, but he sees the future formally a pipe dream might actually be happening.

I seem to recall that Bob's attitude toward space exploration is as idiotically, autistically brand loyal as his devotion to Bing Bing Wahoo; that is, I think he's expressed severe displeasure that all these dreams of space exploration and colonization being realized is tainted by the fact that it's not NASA who's doing it.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I seem to recall that Bob's attitude toward space exploration is as idiotically, autistically brand loyal as his devotion to Bing Bing Wahoo; that is, I think he's expressed severe displeasure that all these dreams of space exploration and colonization being realized is tainted by the fact that it's not NASA who's doing it.

Pretty much. In Blobbert's mind only big daddy Government under the control of the "Right People" is allowed to do anything like explore space. I've been saying for years that with all of the private companies making headway into space exploration NASA would be better used as a regulatory agency, much like the FAA or FCC. Let them oversee the regulations instead of wasting billions in tax dollars on obvious boondoggles like the SLS that is no where near being even close to ready. But I guess I'm just an obsolete mayoghoulen.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I seem to recall that Bob's attitude toward space exploration is as idiotically, autistically brand loyal as his devotion to Bing Bing Wahoo; that is, I think he's expressed severe displeasure that all these dreams of space exploration and colonization being realized is tainted by the fact that it's not NASA who's doing it.

That's autistic. NASA has its place, but the future is private. The competition between Musk and Bezos have transformed the industry, giving is innovation in engine tech,reusable rockets, being able to put satellites in the air cheaper and faster, allowing for more silence experiments. Meanwhile NASA works on the SLS, the successor to the Saturn V that is still disposable. NASA has fallen behind for a long time.

 

[Ensok]

I seem to recall that Bob's attitude toward space exploration is as idiotically, autistically brand loyal as his devotion to Bing Bing Wahoo; that is, I think he's expressed severe displeasure that all these dreams of space exploration and colonization being realized is tainted by the fact that it's not NASA who's doing it.

Pretty much. In Blobbert's mind only big daddy Government under the control of the "Right People" is allowed to do anything like explore space. I've been saying for years that with all of the private companies making headway into space exploration NASA would be better used as a regulatory agency, much like the FAA or FCC. Let them oversee the regulations instead of wasting billions in tax dollars on obvious boondoggles like the SLS that is no where near being even close to ready. But I guess I'm just an obsolete mayoghoulen.

That's autistic. NASA has its place, but the future is private. The competition between Musk and Bezos have transformed the industry, giving is innovation in engine tech,reusable rockets, being able to put satellites in the air cheaper and faster, allowing for more silence experiments. Meanwhile NASA works on the SLS, the successor to the Saturn V that is still disposable. NASA has fallen behind for a long time.

If you've seen the movie Ad Astra, which I'm assuming Bob also has given his "profession", the main character in that also bemoans the commercialization and corporatization of space travel and settlement. I think you can even see a McDonald's on the moon base at one point. And while I can agree with that sentiment somewhat, that the main character and his father both see that sort of thing as disgusting and not what space travel and the settling of other worlds was made for, that private corporations will ruin it, at this point with all the shit going on on Earth it seems like the best way for us to get that far in the first place.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Last time I checked the rights on Marvelman were such a mess they couldn't even reprint the comics, let alone make anything else out of it like a movie. Not that that should stop anyone from reading it. Of course, Bob wouldn't bother seeking something like that out. I can only wonder how cringe he would be analyzing the Kid Miracleman story arc. "I liked Miracleman until they killed my favorite hero, Kid Miracleman, who should have been the main character of the series."

I watched YouTube video on the history of Marvelman, and the rights to the character were straightened out in the Gaiman v. McFarlane lawsuit. Apparently L. Miller & Son (the original publisher) filed the copyright/trademark under Mick Anglo's name and thus Dez Skinn did not actually acquire the rights to the character in 1982 so the rights "reverted" back to Anglo, and then his estate after he passed away. I assume that Marvel licenses the character in the same way they do with Angela from Gaiman.

As for Sentry being Marvel's "Superman", I suppose he is to some extent because he is a nigh-unstoppable flying brick, but Marvel has a metric ass-ton of Superman knock-offs. There's Hyperion (in 31 flavors), Gladiator, Aquarian, Blue Marvel... I swear they have more bootleg Supermen than DC has members for the Superman family at times.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Marge should have been edited out of the photo because Blob is a virgin and forever alone.

Should photoshop the seafood with McDonald's.

I love that all the suggestions for improving the picture are things that demonstrate Bob is worse than Homer.

Not sure what's dumber: Using the narrative-crafting claim on an article that demonstrates a narrative was crafted (as if evidence of government-private sector collusion to harm free speech could be read ambiguously) or using a "thinking you know caselaw" insult when the other guy already said a lawyer was involved.

Why do all these broke-ass people have "storage units"?

Because it's hard to fit all your Funko pops in a standard bughive cell.

See someone attending an anti-groomer event, so you insult his shirt.

If that's the best you got, I'm going to assume you got some shit in your hard drive that shouldn't be there.

 

[Shart Attack]

I love that all the suggestions for improving the picture are things that demonstrate Bob is worse than Homer.

Homer Simpson has a real job, a loving wife, kids, a social life, and a house of his own. Even at his worst, he isn't a hate-filled bigot. He's had sex. He has an excuse for being retarded, since he has a crayon in his brain. He's better than Moviebob in every conceivable way.

 

[Mr Processor]

I love that all the suggestions for improving the picture are things that demonstrate Bob is worse than Homer.

Homer manages to feed and house his family (and he has a family, unlike Grimey) and has a senior position at a nuclear power plant (which is pretty crazy, but he did manage to stop a big accident that he basically caused in one episode). I suppose Homer could accidentally kill everyone in Springfield one day, but his personality is ok. He wouldn't do it on purpose. He quit being Burns prank monkey even though he was getting a lot of money for it because he couldn't take the guilt. I'm pretty sure Bob would throw fish guts on innocent people for free given the opportunity to do it without being prosecuted.