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It’s because of Biden that the debt is protected against bankruptcy and death.Biden's always been a dickhead who fleeced the taxpayers. Then again, his dad was a used car salesman, so roll out the jokes from there.
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It’s because of Biden that the debt is protected against bankruptcy and death.Biden's always been a dickhead who fleeced the taxpayers. Then again, his dad was a used car salesman, so roll out the jokes from there.
Biden has as much trust with his secret agents as Rodham did.
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Because the officials handpicked by Biden have been so trustworthy.
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Elon Musk wants to know why corporate journalism is such a cockroach den these days.
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Andrew Tate taunts Greta Thunberg by saying he has 33 cars.
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Tesla Inc is burning; Bobby and Arkle come to rescue a Banana in distress.
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Niggers being their usual civilized selves.
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Don't ask me.
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Some brony really hates Disney's Star Wars. He calls the films' defenders "shit-eating pussies", "manchildren" and sundry.
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Bobby diagnoses the box-office failure of two non-mainstream films.
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I'm not into jappy cartoons so I don't know which pedo they are talking about.
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Creality. The company that Fake Tits has been shilling.
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As a joke this falls flatter than the Flat Earth concept Bob is making fun of. After all, I seriously doubt that "Pappy" was a Flat Earther. Not sure where the fuck Bob's parroting this type of bullshit talk as I'm pretty sure Massholes do not converse in this way even in the olden days. I guess he's trying to ape the assumed Southern MAGAnaiseghoulen dialect? Besides, the Bible never said the earth was flat.
Modern Flat Earth theorists seem to have gotten a foothold around the 1800s, which I guess is before Operation Mockingbird, lol. Bob probably thinks it pre-dates that, so he's trying to say that nobody's ever been able to distinguish propaganda from truth.
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OK now, Bob, just because your parents never got divorced, doesn't mean shit when it comes to like, people getting divorced. Sure, Mama Chipman may have taken "in sickness and in health" seriously and stayed with the alcoholic known as Pa Chipman until his liver failed him, but Rich people get divorced, a LOT. Bob fails to understand relationships. His own brother is married to who he's married to because he "settled" (and TBH so did she) after breaking up once already prior to marriage, and they both realized nobody else was going to fuck them except each other. God only knows how far Bob ever got with any woman other than the fabled one-night stands. AFAIK he's never even talked about exes other than the mythical lesbun stockbroker for whom he claimed to be a 'beard' for. Bob, having NEVER been married, has no business making fun of a man who at least managed to GET married in the first place.
Now, I'm a complete fucking autist that doesn't understand relationships and how they work, but even I understand that some people are scared of being/dying alone, some people are fucking manipulative gold diggers, some sell their soul for pussy/cock and put their fingers in their ears and go "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" when they're presented with unpleasant(or even outright disturbing) facts about their Significant Other, and others fall hard in love but then the feeling fades and they're stuck in unhappy situations. Other things are factors as well. Some people are willing to ignore a HELL of a lot in order to stay with a person.
I don't suppose anyone knows the deep dive particulars of Elon Musk's relationship/marriage/divorce, but Bob, my guy, PEOPLE GET DIVORCED. Maybe it was Elon's fault; maybe it wasn't. Maybe he was too incautious when selecting a partner and thus was thinking only with his dick. It happens. A LOT. If Bob had more money, maybe he's know what this was.![]()
Bob's obsession has him inches away from boiling the blue twitter bird in an effort to not be ignored.One of Lardo Retardo's most hilariously pathetic traits is his penchant for barging into conversations where nobody has so much as mentioned his name and attempting to "own" whoever he disagrees with by slobbering out some stupid, irrelevant non sequitur.
The Eternal Virgin has devolved into an Elon Musk Reply Guy. It's awful hard to sink lower than that, but Bobert the Fat of House Stupid will find a way.
Slobbert is the only cow I know whose IQ might actually be IMPROVED by a full lobotomy.
or as Bob is so quick to tell others, "For the love of God, go out and touch ALL THE GRASS. NOW."Bob's obsession has him inches away from boiling the blue twitter bird in an effort to not be ignored.
When your ebin owns are leaving you panting in notevenmadness, step away, nigga. Just go outside.
I shudder to imagine the kind of woman who could put up with Bob long enough to think marrying him was a good idea.Elon Musk has nailed some of the highest quality pussy on the planet; he has gorgeous ex-girlfriends who are a footnote; he's sired multiple children by multiple women.
The only time Bob's dick gets wet is when he gets toilet backsplash from a large turd.
This is all you need to know when Bob starts mocking others' relationships.
I shudder to imagine the kind of woman who could put up with Bob long enough to think marrying him was a good idea.
I always find it weird when an unfuckable loser like Bob mocks other people for their relationships. But then I know he's also made a video talking about Gamer Fitness with himself providing the fitness advice. Both of these things are basically drawing a target on himself, and handing other people a bow and arrow.Elon Musk has nailed some of the highest quality pussy on the planet; he has gorgeous ex-girlfriends who are a footnote; he's sired multiple children by multiple women.
The only time Bob's dick gets wet is when he gets toilet backsplash from a large turd.
This is all you need to know when Bob starts mocking others' relationships.
I always find it weird when an unfuckable loser like Bob mocks other people for their relationships. But then I know he's also made a video talking about Gamer Fitness with himself providing the fitness advice. Both of these things are basically drawing a target on himself, and handing other people a bow and arrow.
that, and he wants everyone to know/think he's a Gigachad Total Sex Haver, thanks to his cryptic "never have to fix my own plate at the cookout" analogy and his apocryphal Judy Blume-fuelled threesome. Honestly I have trouble believing even a full beer goggles woman at a Hahvahd watering hole would look at him twice, let alone tolerate his company long enough for a one night stand. This fictional stream of women drawn to Bob at discount Dave and Busters' is part of his attempt to have at least enough cred to rag on anyone else who might have slight relationship trouble, despite there being NO evidence whatsoever that Bob's even EVER had a non-beard long term relationship with a heterosexual woman.I always find it weird when an unfuckable loser like Bob mocks other people for their relationships. But then I know he's also made a video talking about Gamer Fitness with himself providing the fitness advice. Both of these things are basically drawing a target on himself, and handing other people a bow and arrow.
that, and he wants everyone to know/think he's a Gigachad Total Sex Haver, thanks to his cryptic "never have to fix my own plate at the cookout" analogy and his apocryphal Judy Blume-fuelled threesome. Honestly I have trouble believing even a full beer goggles woman at a Hahvahd watering hole would look at him twice, let alone tolerate his company long enough for a one night stand. This fictional stream of women drawn to Bob at discount Dave and Busters' is part of his attempt to have at least enough cred to rag on anyone else who might have slight relationship trouble, despite there being NO evidence whatsoever that Bob's even EVER had a non-beard long term relationship with a heterosexual woman.
But, Bob is an autistic narcissist who lies about everything, so it's par for the course.
A much easier response to Putin's claims would be "Africa was practicing slave trading way before the US came into power and fact that both Britain and France were against it", buuuut! I want instead I'm going to focus on the nimrod who wrote "Evil Colonial empire", colonization wasn't really Russia's thing, in fact, the grandfather of one of Russia's famous poets was a BLACK GUY who had WHITE servants. There are also other things I can add, but it would probably fry this idiot's brain.Putin says something that would endear him to the American woke.
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Ah yes, the famous bot farm that the Ukrainian gov. attributed to Poroshenko the moment the guy was no longer in power and everyone began sucking Zelensky's cock.
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The who shebang is 1 hour 48 minutes long. I cannot upload an archive so watch it on Bobby's channel if you want to.
classic lack of self awareness and narcissism of the loser how has nothingI always find it weird when an unfuckable loser like Bob mocks other people for their relationships. But then I know he's also made a video talking about Gamer Fitness with himself providing the fitness advice. Both of these things are basically drawing a target on himself, and handing other people a bow and arrow.
jokes aside it wont be a surprise if bob pc is full of cheese pizza, lately has become usual to find disgusting manchildren being ousted as pedosIt is fair, Bob and his people have always been very protective of children. Remember that weird exploitative film Netflix put out a year or two ago and how they decried it?
Oh wait
Oh gee Bob, it isn't as if people have come to here house and issued death threats, I wonder why the governor offered her a very well guarded room.Antony Reed warns of the terrorism instigated by LibsOfTikTok. Again.
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Basically Bob, where his biggest assets are his YouTube channel and his fat ass. Does he even have a car as a asset he could leverage or is that why he wants the Santa Cruz?View attachment 4164855
In other words, Miliennials have fucked up the past 20 year or so, when they should have been working and
I would be pretty surprised. Like I can't even come up with a joke about it that doesn't seem abhorrent. And still Bob just doesn't seem capable. Like, I just don't think he can get his dick up enough to masturbatejokes aside it wont be a surprise if bob pc is full of cheese pizza, lately has become usual to find disgusting manchildren being ousted as pedos
he has to move the blood on his body somehow, poor heart cant handle it aloneI would be pretty surprised. Like I can't even come up with a joke about it that doesn't seem abhorrent. And still Bob just doesn't seem capable. Like, I just don't think he can get his dick up enough to masturbate