Brother Wind
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It just fell under Dark World's Rotten Tomato score. Which I think makes it the worst MCU movie for RT.
Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
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starborn427614
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Hard to think of another MCU character that's had such an inconsistent line-up of movies. I hope for Chris's sake the fourth movie isn't complete garbage (getting rid of Taika is a good start though).
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146 Twitter users viewed this tweet. If Bob's mom was one of them, there still wouldn't be a single one who believes he knew that was a quote. Probably 50 people alive today might have recognized that.
What is that pathology called? Where you cannot admit your own ignorance. Ever. And the only response towards people finding you out is throwing a complete tard fit.
Arthur Morgan
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As soon as I heard this line in the movie, I thought of Bob. And then immediately realized he would probably quote it at some point without understanding he's the type of person it applies to.
Acute Narcistic Personality Disorder? Wouldn't at all be surprised if Bob has it. That's been my theory for the past couple of years.
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Dunning-Kruger, maybe? Plus a dash of good ol' autism.
All we know is that this porker is fucked in the head one way or the other.
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"Which are you most excited about?"
MovieBob's Answer: "A bunch of nonsensical jabbering with the words Wonka and Dune 2 in it."
So, I guess MovieBob is most excited about Wonka and Dune 2? I'm surprised, I thought it would have been Mario or one of the Marvel movies. Expectations subverted.
They did that Detective Pikachu movie a few years back already ($7.44 at Walmart). I don't really expect Nintendo to announce anything except another Mario movie after the Mario movie, or a dark horse possibility another Pokemon movie. There's an outside chance they'd do a Zelda movie, Metroid is a real stretch but again I'll admit it is possible.Even before the Mario Movie takes off, Bobby is already dreaming of an NCU (Nintendo Cinematic Universe)
So Bob goes for Excitebike, which I'm guessing is one of the few games he had as a kid. Which is game about motorbike racing. It's a fun idea for a game but it doesn't have a story unlike other Nintendo racing games like F-Zero or Mario Kart. If Nintendo were to do a "Mario Kart" movie it would likely just be a sequel to the Mario movie. However, the next Sega movie he wanted them to do after Sonic was Crazy Taxi. What is it with him. Is he retarded? Why does he pick things that barely have a story? Oh, ok, I think I know: It's because he wants to write a stupid fanfic and the less story the game has the more he can put in his own dumb ideas.
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Nah, just the fat lump of flesh and blubber trying hard to be a smart-ass over the fact Timothée Chalamet will star in two movies that are quite different from each other.
Remember, this thing has a pathological need to be the smartest, funniest guy in the room. It never accomplishes neither, but within its simpleton head, it hit a comedic grand-slam.
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As has been pointed out many a time, Bob has a real pathological need to blue curtain analyze practically everything that he consooms, especially if he doesn't like it. In this case, he reads into the Riddler's character a "satire" of DC fanboys that simply isn't there, all because he doesn't like DC fans and wants to mock them in any way he can.
His grasping at straws is clear when you spend a few seconds thinking about the plot: Riddler claims he was inspired by Batman to become a serial killer because Batman took the law into his own hands, and thus he was enacting his own form of vigilante justice. DC fanboys' greatest sin is spamming a hashtag on Twitter with maybe some unjustified harassment here and there, and you can't say that there was any direct inspiration from the movies they watched because there's no equivalent action for them to attempt to imitate. On no level are the two anywhere close to equivalent, but Bob seems to think that we're moments away from DC fanboys rising up and committing a light genocide. It's absolutely fucking stupid.
I'm of the opinion that if you're terminally online about anything, you need to calm the fuck down and learn to focus on things that matter. That goes doubly so for Bob, who desperately needs to touch the grass he yells at others to. If anything, I'd expect Bobbo to go and do something violent before even the most aggressive DC fanboy. We have literally thousands of tweets where he's advocating for violence against those he doesn't like, posting fantasies about what he'd love to do to his enemies. Shit, you could probably cobble a manifesto together from everything he's spewed out over the past decade+.
Yes, that's the one. It's not just dumb in terms of visuals, it's dumb in terms of storytelling.
I read an article linked to recently in the Star Wars thread about how SW toy sales have been tanking hard. This quote is relevant:
It's why I've always felt that the "representation" argument was really dumb, because it simply doesn't understand how kids' minds work. Kids don't want to see themselves, they want to see cool characters of any kind. They want their heroes to be heroic and their villains to be villainous. They don't want to see the good guys be denigrated and made a joke of, they want interesting stories to emulate. Play is about imitation of things they see, not a direct recreation.
What kid would want to emulate anything in Thor 4? Thor himself gets mocked and degraded, literally stripped nude while he's chained down in one scene. Jane gets cancer and fucking dies. Gorr gets barely any screentime, and although he has an interesting visual design and is played by a great actor, it's wasted on this movie. There's tonal whiplash all over the place, and the climax of the final battle is a joke where literal kids are beating up CGI monsters with stuffed animals.
Furthermore, I know that we haven't been allowed to say that not everyone's the best ever since the dawn of participation trophies, but that's another thing that this scene fails at. I get what it's trying to say, that everyone can be a hero, but it really doesn't work because the key word is can. Everyone has that potential, but not everyone is going to be, especially in a capeshit world where you almost have to have literal superpowers to be one. If everyone is a superhero, then that's not special. In a meta sense, kids probably would have preferred to see a single hero (say, Thor) doing incredible feats than this CGI mishmash because that's something that would resonate with them, something they'd want to emulate.
I'm rambling a bit, but in summation, Bob's a fucking smoothbrain retard, and it's a travesty anyone's paying him for his opinions when he simply doesn't understand anything about any medium.
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I noted that for a different reason, Bob says Wonka is "right after" Dune 2 as if this means something but it's actually a month and a half later. And beyond that, Wonka was originally in March before they shoved everything but Dune 2 ahead six months because of COVID. And Dune 2 was also at different dates in Oct/Nov until they moved it out of the way of the next Hunger Games. Notice too that Bob doesn't mention that movie because it's not on the "Geek Facts" chart (but Oppenheimer is lol) even though the last four movies in that franchise combined for $3 billion over seven years ago. Instead, Bob sees a schedule of upcoming films and goes for gibberish snark because an actor upset him with a comment.
But it gets better. That wasn't even what Chalamet said:
And Chalamet has already indicated before he may not listen to this advice:
See also these clips of two separate red carpet interviews (with the same creepy Variety weirdo) where he doesn't personally seem dismissive of the idea at all despite what Bob took from some quote he read on Twitter like a year ago and assumed the meaning of because Chalamet was in a big Warner Bros. production Bob was angry about:
Mr Processor
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I'm guessing that him liking the Dark Knight would also make Bob hate him. Though I don't think Bob hated and resented that movie when it came out (at least not publicly) I'm sure he hates it now. He really started to hate that series when the Dark Knight Rises came out, and nowadays he seems to hate DC for fear it might take views from his precious Marvel films.
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Bob's explained this before, some Republican somewhere liked The Dark Knight/Rises and Bob realized all DC/Warner products are for Believers.
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There are both American and Canadian "liberals" who are pants-shittingly SCARED of guns. Like, I heard Marco Mendocino, the beta narcissist doing the Bill C-21 gun ban legislation, was invited to a shooting range and reportedly was too nervous/scared to even pick up a rifle that was offered for him to use. Reportedly he refused to even TOUCH it. Now of course, there's Antifa types who have no qualms wielding firearms. After all, one of them was plugged by Saint Rittenhouse. But the vast majority of city-raised "liberals" have NO clue about guns, no desire to wield one, are FUCKING TERRIFIED of even being in the same room with one, have no concept of defending one's self with one and are horrified people use them to hunt cute harmless helpless lil animals and can't understand why anyone would want/need one and therefore people should not own one. Bobby is a poser of an outlier. He is not the norm among libtards and neither is the odd Antifa "anti-racist protester". No, the majority is more like the (female, OF COURSE) employee of a leaf-based sporting goods store I ran into about 30 some odd years ago who refused to even go NEAR the firearms case when asked by a customer to see the rifles and shotguns.
Mr Processor
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Bob doesn't really have an ideology beyond might makes right, after all. He's a "lefty" mainly because he figured out who he needs to suck up to, and also because he expects them to hurt the people he wants to hurt. The funny thing about when he got mad that Coffin called Thunberg a Malthusian front person, is that Bob is definitely a Malthusian himself. He loves to talk about Natural Selection removing the inferiors from the population. He genuinely believes that the "inferiors" should be killed. I think the only difference is that most Malthusians at least pretend it will make life better for the ones who survive, but Bob just likes the idea of people he's never met and who have never done him any actual harm dying miserable deaths.
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The problem of course is that by existing, the religious Obsoletes
are indeed causing Bob harm, by foisting their Backwards beliefs on society by how they vote. By voting Republican, they are actively denying Science and thus inherently cockblocking Bob from his Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah along with his sacred personal jetpack, 
wheat, rockets to Mars with Commander Data, and his mario-shka brain in the Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body, with which he can bing bing wahoo forever. If they are not at least shipped to a barren salted-earth wasteland where they could even be denied oxygen and thus be taken care of by "Natural Selection" In Minecraft, Bob will not rest.Welp, now it's 2023 and it's still not Bob's Soopeeryah Fyootchah. Not even close. Hell, Bob's still allowed on the furniture.
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Dunno if this specific case of being unable to admit ignorance has a name, or it is just part of the Dunning-Kruger umbrela, but personally, this rush to affirm that you have read/watched everytinhg and being unable to admit lack of knowledge is what late teenagers and early 20-something do in ego laden self-affirmation.
But it is pretty embarrasing to see a middle-aged man doing that, and to save face after a twitter dunk went wrong.
No, Robert didn't read some academic book by a writter no one heard before, we all know that. He saw the tweet and thought it was some lefty bad mouthing liberal, and Robert did as Robert does, went to dunk on the guy. Once it was revealed that the tweet was a quote from a book (and the author is a minority woman "Catherine Liu", then Robert changed his tune to "well, the joke was that the character (Calvin) was the one saying a smart thing but in a dumb context for his own personal dumb reasons.
Now, I've read all Calvin and Hobbes, but I won't pretend that I remeber every comic that went 10 years in publishing, but I don't recall Calvin quoting a lot of writers, whenever he used "smart language", it was the author's own words for his character.
Regardless, in the end Robert tries to save face going "this is twitter, nothing matters here and everything is stupid, I'm just wasting time here till it is time for me to go do my important job!!!!", when it was Robert himself who engaged with the lefty guy to begin with.
But just this little dance he had to do is just pathetic, if Robert had any balls he would just say "no, I haven't read her book, but if this is a quote from her book, it is pretty stupid".
But no, goes on a long twitter thread to show everybody how pathetic he is, happy new year Robert.
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I think what Bob was trying to do is dunk on the person making the original tweet, for saying that, then not realizing it was a quote from someone else, then goalpost-moved to "Calvin and Hobbes! Calvin said smart stupid things!" and tried to pass it off as still making fun of the person he was talking to.
Brother Wind
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Love and Thunder is 4. We have to see how the 5th is...
And it hurts me. Like I like Thor. But you just couldn't do serious and dry. Audiences wouldn't have it. And the MCU doesn't know how to make it work. Like Thor 1 was fine
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Ragnarok was so nothing I guess I skipped it in my mind. I agree, the first two films had the right tone for the guy. He could still quip, but it wasn't Iron Man tier and it didn't need to be.
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I just call it "being a spoilt brat who should have been beaten up more".
Yup. This is a 33-part tweet. Musk should charge people according to the length of their Moby Dicks.
Cherry Hill Mall ban teenagers who are not accompanied by adults.
I strongly suspect it is a nigger ban: little nigs converge on the mall for kool turf wars. But a "teen ban" is more politically correct to say.
Peter Coffin continues blaspheming Little Mommy Greta.
The shit left refuse to accept that Eunuchs will inherit the Earth, while Bobby seems to have qualms with mass murder.
And you're telling us you won't do exactly this, Bobby?
Fat Al's lie has drawn the attention of LibsOf TikTok -- and Elon Musk.
Musk should just ban Fat Al for fake news.
Bobby has grown out of sci-fi inspired tastes.
Now wait until Nintendo releases a full-sized MarioKart -- as a collaboration with Tesla!
The question should be "Why do so many people, regardless of wealth, wants to be podcasters?" And the answer is that many people are narcissists and gets high on the sound of their own fart.
Bobby is right: orcas are dolphins.
Thank you Professor Chipman.
Flash
If internet buzz had no bearing on box office, then Bobby's "job" isn't so much obsolete as literally superfluous.
Uh no thanks.
Edward Norton turns out to have more blood quantum than Elizabeth Warren. Who'd have guessed?
Jeremy Renner
Some people are just too easily pleased. It might be a blessing in disguise.
This "Seth" is the fruity dude who made the "queer horror comedy" with Lesser Brother.
"People actually WORK OUT at Equninox?" We know you don't Bobby.
"We don't want customers" works pretty well for Disney and Marvel comics -- or does it?
And the problem is?
Shart Attack
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Positron's new OP not even getting nominated for the Julays is a grave injustice. To put it in Moviebob terms, it's like Space Wizard Movie for Children Episode Four but Actually Episode One being passed over for Auteur Romantic Saitire Farce by Stepdaughter Molestor Man vis a vis a priori ipso facto MCU reference unnecessarily-hyphenated words. To put it in human terms that Bob could still appreciate, it's like Star Wars getting snubbed for Annie Hall.