Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[A Very Big Fish]

I love that Dan Slott chimes in to say that as the official She Hulk expert tm and most prolific writer of her (not going to verify because I'd rather hang myself, and John Byrne was better anyway), that the She Hulk show was accurate, which is more of an indictment of his writing than it is a mark in the shows favor.

Also, because for some ungodly reason the Last Jedi fight never ends, the reason people like Maverick is because everyone likes the cool good guy doing cool stuff, and when you find out that Luke Skywalker almost gave his nephew a 52nd trimester abortion via lightsaber in his sleep, any sane member of the audience should be revolted.

It is really not that hard, but for whatever fucking reason, so many spastics have to pretend that TLJ is some great film, just because the "wrong" people didn't like it. What a retarded way to watch movies.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Oh Lord. That post needs a special memorialization. Bob did it. He really fucking did it.
"Uuum AKSHUALLY real communism has never been attempted. Everything will be different this time."

 

[Pedophobe]

Bob's dad looked a lot like River Phoenix and his brother looks a bit Warky around the cheeks/lips. If Bob had somehow managed to avoid gaining any of that weight he could have been beating of Lindsays with a shitty stick his whole life. Or maybe he takes too much after mom.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Cherry Hill Mall ban teenagers who are not accompanied by adults.
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I strongly suspect it is a nigger ban: little nigs converge on the mall for kool turf wars. But a "teen ban" is more politically correct to say.



The shit left refuse to accept that Eunuchs will inherit the Earth, while Bobby seems to have qualms with mass murder.
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First point, as much as I don't want to simp for a mall, considering their decline, they can't afford the kind of property damage they used to. Kinda sucks, at the same time "it's a private company " Bob, lol.

Second, I find it odd Bob gets cold feet at the Commie revolution when he's made clear he wants to exterminate the "Believers". A new years resolution perhaps?

 

[Flexo]

Now, I've read all Calvin and Hobbes, but I won't pretend that I remeber every comic that went 10 years in publishing, but I don't recall Calvin quoting a lot of writers, whenever he used "smart language", it was the author's own words for his character.

I got you fam.

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This is probably one of the closest:

There are a few I can think of where he would use very verbose language but well... that would imply Bob's efforts at humor were one of the greatest self-owns in history.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob's dad looked a lot like River Phoenix and his brother looks a bit Warky around the cheeks/lips. If Bob had somehow managed to avoid gaining any of that weight he could have been beating of Lindsays with a shitty stick his whole life. Or maybe he takes too much after mom.

His ugliness isn't really just about his looks, it's also about his personality. He's just such a bitter, hateful douche that it comes through in his face. He'd probably still be a virgin even if he hadn't gained the weight just because he's so off putting.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

His ugliness isn't really just about his looks, it's also about his personality. He's just such a bitter, hateful douche that it comes through in his face. He'd probably still be a virgin even if he hadn't gained the weight just because he's so off putting.

The ol' classic still rings true over 40 years later:

“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.” ​

- Roald Dahl​

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Second, I find it odd Bob gets cold feet at the Commie revolution when he's made clear he wants to exterminate the "Believers". A new years resolution perhaps?

Robert "Nuke the Midwest" Chipman is not getting cold feet about mass murder. There are two points to consider: the target of the murders and the people committing the murders.

First, the targets. Robert coined the maxim, "There are no bad tactics, only bad targets" to justify his desire to see America's heartland burn in nuclear fire. In his mind, any atrocity committed is acceptable so long as it is committed against the right target. Trannies are a "bad target," so you're not allowed to exterminate them. Any group that would attempt to exterminate a "bad target" (like trannies) is by its actions, marked for for extermination by Robert.

And this brings me to my second point. @Positron or another Bobologist can correct me on this, but Bob hasn't had good relations with online communists (I think this is because of Peter Coffin and that Breadtube group, but I'm not sure.) But beyond that, Bob is opposed to communism on principle; he all but worships big corporations and likely dreams of the day Disney acquires Nintendo and shits out Mario movies for him to enjoy. This puts him in opposition to commies, who view such capitalistic things as corporations as evil and worthy of destruction.

We also know Bob follows a number of trannies (and possibly has a fetish for them), so this could be a factor too.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Robert "Nuke the Midwest" Chipman is not getting cold feet about mass murder. There are two points to consider: the target of the murders and the people committing the murders.

First, the targets. Robert coined the maxim, "There are no bad tactics, only bad targets" to justify his desire to see America's heartland burn in nuclear fire. In his mind, any atrocity committed is acceptable so long as it is committed against the right target. Trannies are a "bad target," so you're not allowed to exterminate them. Any group that would attempt to exterminate a "bad target" (like trannies) is by its actions, marked for for extermination by Robert.

And this brings me to my second point. @Positron or another Bobologist can correct me on this, but Bob hasn't had good relations with online communists (I think this is because of Peter Coffin and that Breadtube group, but I'm not sure.) But beyond that, Bob is opposed to communism on principle; he all but worships big corporations and likely dreams of the day Disney acquires Nintendo and shits out Mario movies for him to enjoy. This puts him in opposition to commies, who view such capitalistic things as corporations as evil and worthy of destruction.

We also know Bob follows a number of trannies (and possibly has a fetish for them), so this could be a factor too.

Bob truly follows Bobism, beholdant to no other ideology. That I didn't know he's had bad run ins with commies, I would have thought they'd be butt buddies.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Bob truly follows Bobism, beholdant to no other ideology. That I didn't know he's had bad run ins with commies, I would have thought they'd be butt buddies.

The only things this lumbering husk has in common with communists are their murderous hatred of vast swathes of people they deem as being hindrances to their objectives (Be it the "superior future" or the "revolution") and the incredibly warped vision of humanity becoming a homogeneous block of drones being scourged by an intangible entity (Be it "corporations" or "the State").

 

[Pedophobe]

Bob truly follows Bobism, beholdant to no other ideology. That I didn't know he's had bad run ins with commies, I would have thought they'd be butt buddies.

"But you want to know who I really hate? Leftists!" -every leftist ever

 

[Positron]

Bob is opposed to communism on principle; he all but worships big corporations and likely dreams of the day Disney acquires Nintendo and shits out Mario movies for him to enjoy. This puts him in opposition to commies, who view such capitalistic things as corporations as evil and worthy of destruction.

Bobby has NO principles. A lot of the trannies he follows, including the pedophile and serial rapist Wesley "Bimbopolitics" Bailey, espouses communism. But Bobby never argue with them. Bobby simply is trigger happy with Bad messengers, regardless of the message.

This "Johnny" is another communist on Bobby's good side, because he is on Peter Coffin's bad side.

Friedrich, who warns transsexuals that their yearned-for communist regime will not pamper them like Uncle Sam does, is now a new target for Bobby.

So the challenge of Superior Future will be to find endless innovative ways to feed their idle genderfluid elite class.


Thank you Bobby, our 42-year-old sage.


You are asked because you are the one with the wacky politics.

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The GOP squabbles over who should be the House Speaker.








Tesla


Bobby seems disillusioned about China's Superior Supremacy:




Bobby thinks a mother who doesn't play with her kids is setting their lives to become serial killers.

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"Subverted expectation" in Star Wars.




Bobby, who as you recall studied seminary-level Theology, teaches you how to distinguish Jesus metaphors from Arthurian allegories.






Bobby makes predictions over James Cameron's coming cliché-fest: Avatar 3: Ashes to Ashes.

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Cartoon is serious business that reflects the systemic racism of our society, though I'm too unevolved to understand.


More cartoon:

Bobby will sperg about the Gamera bullshit; just wait for the next update.

Gunpowder mousetrap:

I bet your pardon?


I doubt Chris needs this 3D-printed gizmo to summon Butterball.

 

[King Dead]

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I don't think Elon's complaining about anything, Bob. Rather, he's pointing out how rapidly the tides of public opinion have seemingly turned against him and probably having a laugh about it. Because yeah, it is pretty funny how he's gone from the guy who was gonna deliver the future to literally Hitler (also Man of the Year winner) in such a short span of time.

On the bright side, he's still got billions to wipe away the tears with, something Bobby will never have.

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If we're talking about "chronic inability to take responsibility," why can't the left ever take responsibility for their increasingly insane delusions? There are a lot of people who have become disillusioned with what leftists are spouting, and while maybe not going full rightoid, they're at least backing away from it. Especially when it comes to their children. You target kids with your insanity, you're going to end up with some angry parents.

Bobby thinks a mother who doesn't play with her kids is setting their lives to become serial killers.
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While I'm not going to take this to such extremes as Bobby (interesting how he jumps straight to serial killer, an insight into how his mind works), I do agree that this woman sounds like just a barrel of laughs. You're not playing with your kids because it's fun for you, you're playing with them to help them develop into well-adjusted individuals. Yeah, it's not going to be very intellectually stimulating to have a tea party or build a pillow fort, but that's not the point. You're bonding with them, teaching them new things to do, and reinforcing that you're their parent and you love them.

That other stuff is important too (Lord knows we need more parents reading to their kids), but refusing to play because it doesn't do anything for you is awful.

"Subverted expectation" in Star Wars.
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When I read this stupidity, amidst my brain cells dying, that old adage "good artists copy, great artists steal" comes to mind. While it's true that George Lucas lifted a lot from his inspirations, he remixed them in a new and interesting way, building an entire world that has inspired generations. It's not "from scratch," no, but with the amount of effort he put into it, I'd say it's close enough.

Great artists might steal, but shit artists ruin. If you're coming into another creator's playground and you decide to tear everything down, set it on fire, then piss on the ashes and call it art, like good ol' Roundhead did, you're not a genius, you're just an asshole. He clearly had no respect for the source material and chose to do the absolute dumbest things possible. If I didn't know any better, I'd almost think it was done intentionally to get people to stop watching Disney's garbage, but Roundhead isn't that smart. The only expectation I had that he subverted was that I wanted to see a good movie.

Cartoon is serious business that reflects the systemic racism of our society, though I'm too unevolved to understand.
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Shit like this is why I absolutely abhor MatPat and his garbage theory channels for enabling this behavior. Everyone who pulls this pseudointellectual "yeah but what if this innocent film/TV show/game/whatever is actually hiding a terrible secret, woah I'm so smart" fart-huffing is so fucking stupid, it hurts. You're trying to analyze fucking race relations in cartoons about anthropomorphic animals, cartoons that were probably never intended to all exist in the same universe anyway. This is absolute midwit behavior.

Okay, that's enough Bob for one night. I'm hearing a ringing in my ears and I'm starting to taste metal, so I should leave before I do any more damage.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bobby has NO principles. A lot of the trannies he follows, including the pedophile and serial rapist Wesley "Bimbopolitics" Bailey, espouses communism. But Bobby never argue with them. Bobby simply is trigger happy with Bad messengers, regardless of the message.

This "Johnny" is another communist on Bobby's good side, because he is on Peter Coffin's bad side.
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Friedrich, who warns transsexuals that their yearned-for communist regime will not pamper them like Uncle Sam does, is now a new target for Bobby.
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So the challenge of Superior Future will be to find endless innovative ways to feed their idle genderfluid elite class.

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Thank you Bobby, our 42-year-old sage.

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You are asked because you are the one with the wacky politics.




Bobby seems disillusioned about China's Superior Supremacy:
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Acting like the Chicoms aren't catching up is actual retardation. Being able to manufacture 12nm chips is serious shit. And they're doing it not through advanced machines like Blob thinks will replace every blue collar worker like me, they're doing it through hordes of men working 18 hour shifts. Innovation starts first with a idea, the machines in mass production come later. And acting like younger guys don't innovate Bob is stupid- they're the ones coming into the workforce, building these chips and machines. You're just as bad as the Commies, and seeing you argue with them is both amusing and frustrating, because you're so close to self awareness.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Friedrich, who warns transsexuals that their yearned-for communist regime will not pamper them like Uncle Sam does, is now a new target for Bobby.

So the challenge of Superior Future will be to find endless innovative ways to feed their idle genderfluid elite class.

This is the thing people don't realize, endless degeneracy and cooming will be for party members only. Once these people have amassed endless power, the stagnation will begin. Innovation will end because it will be an upset to the status quo. The troons will be obsolete, so they will be shot. The useless idiots like Blobby will dragged from the warm comfort of their Mother's basement and forced to mine coal. Which, if this horrifying future comes to pass, I hope we can get the bodycam video of 8 cops having to tear a blubbering Blobbo out of the basement.

Bobby, who as you recall studied seminary-level Theology, teaches you how to distinguish Jesus metaphors from Arthurian allegories.

Arthur was mortally wounded by his son Mordred, and taken to the isle of Avalon. Not hung on the cross to as repentance for mankind's sins and thus allow man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. The coming back in a time of great need, does flow between the two, but that's fairly standard across most theological/mythological systems. However Blobbo forgets, that the Christ story is older than Arthur by....like 600 years at least. Furthermore, Campbell uses Arthur rather than Christ, because there is a 22 year gap in the narrative of Christ from finding out that he is son of God, to starting his ministry. There is (arguably) no hero's journey in the new testament. But there is a standard well known in the Arthurian cycle, as well, it doesn't have the added baggage of being blasphemy.

I pulled all of this out of the the top of my head, sitting in front of my PC and sipping a coffee. The Lard of Lynn can't even get basic facts right, like didn't this fat fuck go to Sunday school? He gets basic shit about both wrong and confused, and then tries to bring John Carter of Mars into it! John Carter wasn't born into a world only to find he was different, he was brought to Mars and then fought green multi armed alien dudes, and banged big tiddy alien princesses. Dude was Conan on Mars.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is the thing people don't realize, endless degeneracy and cooming will be for party members only. Once these people have amassed endless power, the stagnation will begin. Innovation will end because it will be an upset to the status quo. The troons will be obsolete, so they will be shot. The useless idiots like Blobby will dragged from the warm comfort of their Mother's basement and forced to mine coal. Which, if this horrifying future comes to pass, I hope we can get the bodycam video of 8 cops having to tear a blubbering Blobbo out of the basement.

Bob thinking that these machines will go to benefit people like him are absurd. Right now we're living in a exceptional time, where the common man can call in a DoorDash so he doesn't have to leave the house. Why? Paying a person is cheaper than a self driving/flying car and delivery bot to walk it to your door. The moment you throw a robot into the mix, you'll be lucky to have a drive thru, not like they aren't expirementing Ala McDonald's.

Arthur was mortally wounded by his son Mordred, and taken to the isle of Avalon. Not hung on the cross to as repentance for mankind's sins and thus allow man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. The coming back in a time of great need, does flow between the two, but that's fairly standard across most theological/mythological systems. However Blobbo forgets, that the Christ story is older than Arthur by....like 600 years at least. Furthermore, Campbell uses Arthur rather than Christ, because there is a 22 year gap in the narrative of Christ from finding out that he is son of God, to starting his ministry. There is (arguably) no hero's journey in the new testament. But there is a standard well known in the Arthurian cycle, as well, it doesn't have the added baggage of being blasphemy.

I pulled all of this out of the the top of my head, sitting in front of my PC and sipping a coffee. The Lard of Lynn can't even get basic facts right, like didn't this fat fuck go to Sunday school? He gets basic shit about both wrong and confused, and then tries to bring John Carter of Mars into it! John Carter wasn't born into a world only to find he was different, he was brought to Mars and then fought green multi armed alien dudes, and banged big tiddy alien princesses. Dude was Conan on Mars.

Studying a ancient text such as the Bible can take a lifetime. Seminary is the start pont, not the end. Bob hasn't touched the good book in decades. Why would he be correct about the metaphor here or even give a shit, especially about a DC property?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob thinking that these machines will go to benefit people like him are absurd. Right now we're living in a exceptional time, where the common man can call in a DoorDash so he doesn't have to leave the house. Why? Paying a person is cheaper than a self driving/flying car and delivery bot to walk it to your door. The moment you throw a robot into the mix, you'll be lucky to have a drive thru, not like they aren't expirementing Ala McDonald's.

Studying a ancient text such as the Bible can take a lifetime. Seminary is the start point, not the end. Bob hasn't touched the good book in decades. Why would he be correct about the metaphor here or even give a shit, especially about a DC property?

arguably Christ didn't need to "find out" he was the Son of God, He knew all along. He would have to know, in order to live a completely sinless life.

The reason the New Testament isn't a "hero's journey" is because it is not that kind of story. Although, you have things like Satan tempting Jesus in the wilderness (and failing) which establish character moments. Kinda difficult for it to follow the Hero's Journey when you're dealing with literal God Mode here rather than an imperfect human (or whatever). When other deities within mythology are written about, the thing is, they're flawed. ALL of them. They're not perfect. Therefore it's easier to spot a "Hero's Journey" (in something like Gilgamesh for instance). It's like Humanity cannot, on its own, even conceive of a Perfect, Unflawed Deity. Funny, that. The New Testament is supposed to be history. Like "This shit actually happened, this is how it was and thus this is why it's written this way." And you know Bob has no clue about ANY of this despite StUDyInG SeMInarY LeVEL BIBle allegedly.

Blobbert the Smoothbrained, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Kwisatz Tarderach, thinks believes that the time is coming where people need only be paid for Thinking . He is a Thinker, therefore he will be paid for Thinking. But then again, it figures that a lazy fat fuck like himself eschews manual labor.

 

[WelperHelper99]

arguably Christ didn't need to "find out" he was the Son of God, He knew all along. He would have to know, in order to live a completely sinless life.

The reason the New Testament isn't a "hero's journey" is because it is not that kind of story. Although, you have things like Satan tempting Jesus in the wilderness (and failing) which establish character moments. Kinda difficult for it to follow the Hero's Journey when you're dealing with literal God Mode here rather than an imperfect human (or whatever). When other deities within mythology are written about, the thing is, they're flawed. ALL of them. They're not perfect. Therefore it's easier to spot a "Hero's Journey" (in something like Gilgamesh for instance). It's like Humanity cannot, on its own, even conceive of a Perfect, Unflawed Deity. Funny, that. The New Testament is supposed to be history. Like "This shit actually happened, this is how it was and thus this is why it's written this way." And you know Bob has no clue about ANY of this despite StUDyInG SeMInarY LeVEL BIBle allegedly.

Blobbert the Smoothbrained, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Kwisatz Tarderach, thinks believes that the time is coming where people need only be paid for Thinking . He is a Thinker, therefore he will be paid for Thinking. But then again, it figures that a lazy fat fuck like himself eschews manual labor.

If Bob had any self awareness, he'd realize he's a Pharasee. Blindly following the holy texts without understanding what they mean, and thinking it's a great idea to do shit like throw up money exchanges in God's temple. Much like said Pharasee's, he goes after those outmoded believers that call out the blasphemy, and wishes to nail them to a cross so to speak for questioning the ideology.

 

[Shart Attack]

You are asked because you are the one with the wacky politics.

Someone with basic reading comprehension would read Freidrich's tweet and understand him to be saying that if the LGBT Kids Club get their way and institute communism, they're going to be surprised to learn they still have to work to eat. Having no context, they probably would make no assumptions about whether Friedrich supports communism or not. Nothing in his tweet suggests he actually supports communism. Having zero comprehension, reading or otherwise, Moviebob somehow interprets it to mean that Friedrich supports communism because it means he gets to Holodomor the trannies. Good old Eugenics Bob reads a simple tweet, draws a complete blank, then fills in that blank with mass murder. What a suprise.

This man chooses to do film analysis for a living, yet he can't properly analyze a single tweet. It's like a clown funeral. It's sad in a funny way, but funny in a sad way.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If Bob had any self awareness, he'd realize he's a Pharasee. Blindly following the holy texts without understanding what they mean, and thinking it's a great idea to do shit like throw up money exchanges in God's temple. Much like said Pharasee's, he goes after those outmoded believers that call out the blasphemy, and wishes to nail them to a cross so to speak for questioning the ideology.

He's a Pharisee in another way, too. He's super down for the "Laws Made By Men". Whereas the Pharisees strained at gnats and swallowed camels - for instance bitching at Jesus' disciples for eating fresh-picked grains without washing their hands first or refusing to help injured people because might be/become Dead at any moment and thus Unclean, and the more modern approach of expanding "Don't cook a young goat in it's [own] mother's milk" to "You can't have a cheeseburger because it's a sin to mix dairy with meat, in fact it's SUCH a sin, that you can't use the same dishes for dairy as for meat and have to sanitize ritualistically if accidents happen because simply washing won't fix the cross-contamination" but also taking advantage of the cancellation of oaths and debts unfairly to screw people over, Bob strains at gnats like "It's a sin to misgender, use the R-word, or vote Republican" but swallows camels like "There are no bad tactics, only bad targets, bad things [should] happen to bad people, and the MAGAnaiseghoulen wheelbarrow wight trash should be forced to accept Obsolescence by Natural Selection In Minecraft."

Someone with basic reading comprehension would read Freidrich's tweet and understand him to be saying that if the LGBT Kids Club get their way and institute communism, they're going to be surprised to learn they still have to work to eat. Having no context, they probably would make no assumptions about whether Friedrich supports communism or not. Nothing in his tweet suggests he actually supports communism. Having zero comprehension, reading or otherwise, Moviebob somehow interprets it to mean that Friedrich supports communism because it means he gets to Holodomor the trannies. Good old Eugenics Bob reads a simple tweet, draws a complete blank, then fills in that blank with mass murder. What a suprise.

This man chooses to do film analysis for a living, yet he can't properly analyze a single tweet. It's like a clown funeral. It's sad in a funny way, but funny in a sad way.

Bob's reading comprehension has always been garbage. How else did he become the smoothbrained, crayon-eating blue curtain analyst he is today?