Was out of town this past New Year's weekend. This is gonna be lengthy, so you might want to bundle up and grab a nice cup of cocoa (or, for any Southern Hemisphere readers, strip down and chug a few brewkis).
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If the FBI were serious about looking for pedophiles, Bobby's twitter would be the place to start: he seems to have an uncanny ability to befriend pedos. Being a tranny chaser of course helps, but still.
The FBI botched a slam dunk in regards to Führer Hillary's E-mails. I don't trust the FBI to do anything wth any adequacy anymore.
No-news day in
Washington Post.
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Two questions: One, did Moviebob actually read the linked article? Two, why is the correct answer to that first question is "no"?
Biden says Merry Christmas, ergo there is no cultural movement to demonize Christianity.
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May the stockings of both
tzimmer_history and Moviebob overflow with coal for the rest of their days.
Ukraine, the Right Side of History.
™
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Yet we are supposed to trust a fucking
jew?
More important question: Are we supposed to trust Moviebob of all things?
Bobby retweets a lots of comments on the Prager article about children refusing to visit their wrongthinking parents.
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Remember: Moviebob supported anything and everything that resembled a lockdown. So if anyone is to blame for grandparents not being able to see their grandchildren in person, Moviebob is (at least) partially responsible for it.
Rarer than an NBA player shorter than six feet/two meters tall, but much more common than Moviebob being factually and objectively correct on anything.
Moviebob: "Mmm... Marvel boots."
Everything eventually flows back to Elon Musk:
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Fact: Elon's done more to earn that Iron Man title than Moviebob has.
Greenwald finds a jew who points out that the tolerant...
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left were dead wrong re: covid, vaccine mandates, school and church closures, and lockdowns -- and they find it a hard pill to swallow.
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Carlson, and right-bending press that report occult shenanigans of the left, does not believe in them; they just found something to gawk at.
Given Moviebob's blind loyalty to the Democratic Party--especially toward Führer Hillary--this response is hardly surprising.
Bobby Thinks it is New Age "Yoga Liberal" Believing.
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You can't catch a heroin addiction, but you can catch AIDS and Fagpox through being queer or slutty and spread it to innocent people through deception and rape. Robbin's point still stands.
Or, in Moviebob's case, catching a case of terminal stupid.
Big Fat Al, star of Ha-Fat Eunuchvesity, still fails to grasp one fact: don't act suspicious in front of children, and people are less likely to threaten you.
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Twitter Files aren't just about Twitter any more:
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I won't put a demented old man in prison; I'm not a filthy oven-dodging German jew.
I'm not in favor of placing FiC Biden in prison wither. A mental institution with a cell adjacent to Maxine Waters and Moviebob, maybe, but not in prison.
Closing scene from
A Moviebob Carol: The Ghost of the Future visits Bob at 3:00am. The ghost shows what happens if Moviebob doesn't change its ways--a future rife with darkness, violence, and death with an aesthetic matching 1940 Germany. Moviebob kills the Ghost of the Future, as this dystopia perfectly represents the Superiyaa Fyuuchaa that Bob so desperately craves.
Bobby Believes that fast food servers will never become obsolete.
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Perhaps rando has a point: most people has [sic] a sadistic streak and would find someone as a punching bag, especially people they think belong to a lower station and would never meet again.
Y'know, it wouldn't surprise me at all if a fully automated McDonald's--cashiers, food prep, and even self-cleaning capabilities--would be considered a worthwhile investment.
This coming from Moviebob, Climage Change™™ advocate.
Biden has as much trust with his secret agents as Rodham did.
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Because the officials handpicked by Biden have been
so trustworthy.
Honestly, the Seret Service should have less trust in Fuckwit in Chief Biden.
Elon Musk wants to know why corporate journalism is such a cockroach den these days.
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Except... Musk's opinion is based on observable reality. Remember when MSNBC's Rachel Maddow said that Trump's election was the equivalent of going to Hell? Or when CNN's Van Jones called Trump's election a "whitelash" (despite the fact that Führer Hillary was also white)?
I missed the chance to comment on this:
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Creepy Uncle Bob's handwriting is so ugly.
If this is Moviebob's own writing, it's even more pre-school caliber than Moviebob's IQ.
So? If Elon Musk is willing to surrender his net worth to make the world a better place, more power to him.
Retweeted by Moviebob, omega humanoid.
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As long as you are aware that what you choose to wear have consequences.
Women have the right to choose what they wear... unless they live in countries bound to Sharia law.
It'd be nice if Moviebob followed its own advice here.
What does binary code reminds you of? Yes: gender binary!
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Musk has sound advice here, but Moviebob's never gonna listen. Y'know... Bob being a Thinker™ and whatnot...
For those keeping score at home: There were no new wars started under Donald Trump. Fuckwit in Chief Biden is directly responsible for what's happening in Ukraine. Seems hypocritical that Moviebob claims to oppose trigger-happy warmongers after giving FIC Biden a ballot in 2020.
Antifa is another thing that presumably doesn't exist.
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As if you have any room to talk, Bioterroristbob!
Do you know Bobby is a gunfighter?
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I wonder if Moviebob's gunmanship with
Duck Hunt is better than that with a Smith & Wesson.
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Indeed WWIII will be fought with the power of multiple lesbo moms.
Believe me: If Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris becomes full-time "president", I deeply fear that China's gonna make America its bitch.
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So is the essence of social Liberalism constituting new forms of abuse?
So speaketh Genocidebob.
Eugenicsbob keeps making that claim about that tweet being about a traffic jam, but nobody with reading comp levels of
Hop on Pop or higher will ever believe such a statement coming from Bob's "brain".
Bobby jumps on the Adult Table again and is promptly called out.
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Moviebob's "bad guy radar" either doesn't work, or the perpetual pinging from Bob's "bad guy radar" (for obvious reasons) got to be so obnoxious that the sound ship making that noise was violently ripped out.
A dosage of irony coming from Moviebob.
A second dosage of irony coming from Moviebob, outspoken anti-labor industrailist.
And a double dose of irony coming from Moviebob.
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We know Mario is his religion already.
I disagree. The Democratic Party is Moviebob's religion. Mario is Moviebob's equivalent to the Almighty.
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Happy New Year good folks! And may bad things continue to happen to Bad People.
The shit left refuse to accept that Eunuchs will inherit the Earth, while Bobby seems to have qualms with mass murder.
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Again speaketh Genocidebob, who would happily see the 62,000,000+ who dared vote against Dear Führer Führer Pantsuit.
Fat Al's lie has drawn the attention of LibsOf TikTok -- and Elon Musk.
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Musk should just ban Fat Al for fake news.
As well as banning Moviebob for spreading dis- and misinformation (among countless other tweets that
flagrantly flaut Twitter's TOS).
At least Musk has $200 billion to lose.
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Bobby is right: orcas
are dolphins.
For anyone who has a jar labelled "Moviebob Was Right" and deposits 25 cents into it every time Moviebob actually is right. congratulations. Your jar has finally accrued a total of $3.00 after more than ten years' worth of tweets.
Major difference: Crowder wants fat people to lose weight (which is something I need to start doing). Moviebob wants those who voted for Donald Trump to
die.
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You are asked because you are the one with the wacky politics.
You are also being asked because that "person whose politics were..." doesn't exist. I know because you specifically said that the "person whose politics were..." wasn't actually a person according to your standards, Bob.
Here's your blue boot, Mr. Chipman. Enjoy!
I could say the same thing about a specific Boston-area film critic once self-labelled as a "Technocrat dandy" and a "Neo-liberal shill" also being code for "failed comedian".
Just to provide evidence that Moviebob read the headline instead of the article, here's an excerpt (
via San Francisco ABC affiliate KGO)
CHP says Tesla plunge at Devil's Slide was intentional, driver arrested for attempted murder
MONTARA, Calif. -- A 4-year-old girl, a 9-year-old boy and two adults survived [January 2, 2023] after their car plunged off a Northern California cliff along the Pacific Coast Highway near an area known as Devil's Slide that's known for fatal wrecks, officials said.
The Tesla sedan plummeted more than 250 feet (76.20 meters) from the highway and crashed into a rocky outcropping.
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The California Highway Patrol does not believe, based on its initial investigation, that the Tesla was operating in Autopilot or Full Self-Driving mode at the time, Officer Mark Andrews said.
The road's conditions were also not believed to be a factor in the crash. There was no guardrail at the spot where the sedan went off the cliff.
During the course of the investigation, CHP developed probable cause to believe the incident was an intentional act. The driver, Dharmesh A. Patel, of Pasadena, has been placed under arrest for attempted murder and child abuse.
Authorities say they weren't able to determine the Tesla's driving mode the during the crash, however, they say it does not appear to be a contributing factor in this incident.
Again...
Wasting your Patreon grift money on booze and Mario figurines again, Bob?
This tweet? I presume he means either Sarah (sis-in-law) or the gook Katie married.
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If there's no
Stephen Stucker in this film, then I'm not interested.
5.9% of 8,000,000,000 is about 472,000,000. Again, Moviebob has admitted an inability to math... not surprising given Moviebob's almost complete inability to brain.
Some Dem chink brings popcorn to the House.
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Still sounds better than riding the California, a slow-moving ride where you're stuck in a bus that drives slowly on congested streets that reek of urine and feces, hoping that none of theo homeless population lurks in your general direction as they lunge at you with a rusted knife and Colt .45 on their breath and...
Oh. That actually is California.
Must be right up Moviebob's alley. (Not gonna lie: I also got a chuckle out of this.)
$8 Blue Check Mark, Bob wouldn't care and would consider it a badge of Soopeeryah Fyootchah. But no, it's the Properly Evolved 
ought to point it out.
