Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Positron]

It turns out Believers, by virtue of being non-people, defy manipulation by even the smartest of Thinkers.


More Nixon:







Iowan House Republicans promote healthy eating for food-stamp holders, which is of course ethnic cleansing.

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Candice Owens sympathizes with the man who have to watch their every word once women joined the workforce: "do I say something or do I not say something and will she take offence because she is a woman?"

What Owens points out is not the problem of women, not even feminism per se, but the toxic "no hurt" culture which advanced social justice engendered.

Jeremy Boreing says that young "talents" must bid their time and grow their brand before they can start negotiating a favorable deal.

I guess the alternative is either being a wageless slave, i.e. the good old apprentice set-up that gave us Michelangelo et al, or a wageless freelance, the proven way of turning into Bob Chipman?

Indeed Boreing points out that Steven Crowder has always been a wage slave.


Meanwhile Vox is giving their "talents" their just desserts.

What a bunch of fucking whiners.

Yet unlike Twitter, what Vox did was laudable because Right Side of History.


Tucker Carlson is becoming too nutty to defend: he argues that liberals doesn't care about tobacco causing cancer because they closed the gym during covid, making fat people more susceptible to death.

This said, if the choice is strictly between the Death Cult or the Castration Cult, I'd say bring me my tobacco-flavored kool aid.

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Cartoon:



This is Jack Horner I presume.




Indeed what man would catcall such an ugly woman?



The millennial zeitgeist: living with your mom gives you superpowers.


"Horny"


Horny indeed!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Horny indeed!

The best way for Bob to royally fuck up what's left of his life is to hitch himself to some BPD whore. Drinking the troonshine is so passè at this point. He needs a devil of a woman who belittles him, cucks him, pushes his family away, and takes his money. He needs white trash, Bostonian Meghan Markle and I wish him all the luck.

 

[Boston Brand]

Huh, I actually managed to get halfway through. I still hate myself for giving him a view but whatever.

I do love that despite a week or so ago praising the show for making fanboys upset, now he's toeing the party line and repeating what everyone else on twitter is saying. Like, almost word for word. I'm pretty sure he didn't even watch the episode, he's just outright quoting tweets I've seen about the show at some points.

And of course he begs for his Patreon numbers to go up. They've been in a steady decline all year. Surprisingly they did go up last month, but begging for donations in January of all months is not going to work out.

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Seeing that 20 percent plunge in 6 months just warms tbe cockles of my heart.

Keep insulting Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic! Call everyone to the right of Obama nonpeople who deserve death! Keep being you Bobby-boy.

Meanwhile anyone want to bet when he sinks below 2k a month? No wonder he had to move back in with his mom.

 

[Tacgnol]

Seeing that 20 percent plunge in 6 months just warms tbe cockles of my heart.

Keep insulting Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic! Call everyone to the right of Obama nonpeople who deserve death! Keep being you Bobby-boy.

Meanwhile anyone want to bet when he sinks below 2k a month? No wonder he had to move back in with his mom.

Without another hotdog girl incident, I'm saying early summer 2024.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I'm vaguely insulted that Blobby likes Farscape.

It really dosen't seem like the kind of show he'd be into.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm vaguely insulted that Blobby likes Farscape.

It really dosen't seem like the kind of show he'd be into.

eh, it's obviously something he can fap to. Provided he can even reach Mr. Happy.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Seeing that 20 percent plunge in 6 months just warms tbe cockles of my heart.

Keep insulting Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic! Call everyone to the right of Obama nonpeople who deserve death! Keep being you Bobby-boy.

Meanwhile anyone want to bet when he sinks below 2k a month? No wonder he had to move back in with his mom.

I was actually surprised that it went back up a little last month but that's probably the family trying to be supportive. Not sure when it'll dip below 2k but I can see it going below $2500 before July this year.

I'm vaguely insulted that Blobby likes Farscape.

It really dosen't seem like the kind of show he'd be into.

I doubt he actually watched it, he just saw ads for a space series where people actually have sex, tried it and couldn't get into it, then told everyone how amazing it was in his desperate attempt to prevent anyone from finding out what a dullard he is. Too late Bob, we figured that out years ago.

 

[OutInTheRain]

I doubt he actually watched it, he just saw ads for a space series where people actually have sex, tried it and couldn't get into it, then told everyone how amazing it was in his desperate attempt to prevent anyone from finding out what a dullard he is. Too late Bob, we figured that out years ago.

I think he remembers the commercials from 20 years ago and that's it. Farscape by the way was great. I always liked it more than Voyager, which is kind of the closest analogue. However I do think that people claiming it's "horny" are just shocked that there was an era on tv that had attractive people. Unlike the current era, where everyone has to look like a sexless potato.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think he remembers the commercials from 20 years ago and that's it. Farscape by the way was great. I always liked it more than Voyager, which is kind of the closest analogue. However I do think that people claiming it's "horny" are just shocked that there was an era on tv that had attractive people. Unlike the current era, where everyone has to look like a sexless potato.

No, there was plenty of sexy time. Nothing explicit, but it was there.

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This is Jack Horner I presume.

That is Jack Horner, and the entire concept behind his character is that he enjoys being a fat, irredeemable cunt. Almost exactly like Robert.

The millennial zeitgeist: living with your mom gives you superpowers.
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Robert, you are not a millennial and living with your mom doesn't make you a genius.

It turns out Believers, by virtue of being non-people, defy manipulation by even the smartest of Thinkers.
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Big talk coming from a lumpy potato like you, Robert.

Please have that heart attack now.

 

[Positron]

Nutters fail to distinguish pop culture from real life, Year of the Hare edition.


Peter Coffin goes against Demented Joe for very SJW reasons.

That isn't even Coffin's complaint, but we know the thought that manual workers making a honest living will jam up Bobby's surviving brain cell.

The special persecutor of the Alec Baldwin case claims politics has nothing to do with her decision.


Andrew Tate is allegedly responsible for the deterioration of classroom discipline and causing teenage boys to hate school:


I won't describe the following vid in detail: some dudebros comment on the bride in some shitty TV show for having nice racks. Turns out the bride is a man, the word "trap" is thrown around but they keep using "she" pronoun.

For the record I could tell right from the spot, but I guess putting him next to an extremely ugly genuine woman with drag-queen mannerism can jam somebody's troondar.

What is Musk waiting for? Isn't he supposed to tear the badge off the legacy blue ticks?

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Velma review redux.

More Cartoon:



I doubt Scooby-Doo is ever meant for 4-year-olds.


Not the worst idea Bobby came up with by far.

Don't ask what artists do for you! Shut up and consoom, you unwashed, despicable rabble!


Martial arts movies:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

With the eighth anniversary of Bob’s firing coming up soon, I want to remind you all about the consequences of Bob’s actions that has put him in a bad position. The fact that he has shown no remorse for his actions says a lot of about him.

For better or worse, he had a decent staint as a film critic for the Escapist. That was where a decent amount of his financial success and relevance stemmed from. But then he had to shit it all away with his non stop and obnoxious attitude during GamerGate.

I placed it all on his Twitter. Sure, it’s fun to get a laugh at what stupid shit he tweets, but it was the main reason he got fired from The Escapist in 2015. You can tell someone based on their social media account. Ever since The Escapist dumped him (twice!), Bob’s addiction to Twitter has intensified, tweeting non stop about isolating Republicans from society while showing a complete lack of knowledge on almost every topic with a double stack of ignorance and stupidity.

Moral of the story is that social media ruins lives and destroys career. Bob’s Twitter account is the reason he got fired twice and has a already miserable life made worse. Will he step away from Twitter? Hell no, especially as clings on to the MCU despite its rapidly declining popularity.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It turns out Believers, by virtue of being non-people, defy manipulation by even the smartest of Thinkers.
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I like how Bob thinks anyone disagreeing means "getting turned on and devoured" when nobody gives a shit about Rufo disagreeing about the WEF.

More Nixon:
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"Weak minds WANT Big Brother to be real. Imagining evil in control is preferable to acknowledging chaos."

Who stole the SUPERIOR FUTURE you earned again, Bob?

Jeremy Boreing says that young "talents" must bid their time and grow their brand before they can start negotiating a favorable deal.
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I guess the alternative is either being a wageless slave, i.e. the good old apprentice set-up that gave us Michelangelo et al, or a wageless freelance, the proven way of turning into Bob Chipman?

Notice how Bob thinks using a platform other than YouTube means you take orders from any single owner of the platform, therefore implying Bob does think everyone on YouTube, including himself, takes orders from Google and/or anyone who owns at least one share of Google.

Meanwhile Vox is giving their "talents" their just desserts.
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What a bunch of fucking whiners.

Awesome, Emily St. James (formerly Todd VanDerWerff) being one that's fired is wonderful. He literally just last year switched from his old shitty role as a Bob-tier media reviewer to the "trans beat" at Vox and he's already gone. Another scalp claimed by Matthew Yglesias!

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I know you'll be surprised but no, despite Bob being "pretty sure", this bill would not make KISS illegal. (Something he got from a troon account, follow the quote in the post if you want to see it.)

Nutters fail to distinguish pop culture from real life, Year of the Hare edition.
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Alex Jones has not in fact been "convicted" of "psychologically torturing the families of murdered children" or well, anything.

The special persecutor of the Alec Baldwin case claims politics has nothing to do with her decision.
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No, going on a TV show is not grounds for dismissing a prosecutor even if the TV show is not critical enough of a President who the actor being prosecuted portrayed on SNL. I've stupidly tried to submit Bob to BadLegalTakes but the person who runs it seems to refuse to use any of them no matter how bad they are. Even a gimmick account doesn't care about Bob's wisdom.

 

[Mr Processor]

Who stole the SUPERIOR FUTURE you earned again, Bob?

Given Bob's political preference, I'm guessing the answer here is Emmanuel Goldstein. Bob would love the 5 minutes of hate, after all. He'd probably just wish it went on longer.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

not a Marxist one, though - Marx was very much in favour of gun ownership among ordinary working people, a fact that often gets airbrushed out of history

To be far, Karl only stated weapons, not just guns, and wanted such weapons to be used against the bourgeois. It wasn't about rights being taken away or anything. It was all about a bunch of men not getting enough money for the work they did. In other words, Karl Marx was an advocate for murder for capital gain. For a man who hated niggers so much, he himself supported the modern negro cause.

 

[Felis Meanis]

@Positron
Given that you are the venerable chief archiver of Chipman tomfuckery, in what proportion do you find Robert to be amusing as opposed to infuriating?
I know it's been commented on almost enlessly in this thread, but I can't stop pondering over how unique Robert is in that I find myself constantly shifting between despising his very existence to finding his dimwitted commentary and pathetic life to be incredibly entertaining. I can't quite think of any other lolcow that makes me flipflop as much in my response to their idiocy. It's like Robert has this unique, piggish character to him that just baffles me. Not even other likeminded cows I've followed, like Andrew Dobson, Jim Sterling or Ethan Klein, are quite like Robert in this regard.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby, having a robot demonstrate it's strong enough to fuck your shit up isn't a selling point. No one wants to work near a "helpful" budget T-800 that can't reliably tell the difference between a person and a shipping crate. (The Retardinator?)

Knowing Moviebob, I can see Bob programming a Terminator to fire at--potentially killing--any and all people wearing a red baseball hat. Under Moviebob's programming protocols, I can easily see places such as Busch Stadium, Chase Field, Citizen's Bank Park, and Bob's beloved Fenway Park (Arizona Diamondbacks, St. Louis Cardinals, Philadelphia Phillies, and Boston Red Sox, respectively, all baseball teams whose colors are red) all becoming mass gravesites.

Watching several very technical people take hours or days (including time for repairs) to make a robot do what any minimum wage lackey could do (admittedly, with fewer somersaults) in 30 seconds wasn't terribly impressive. [...] the staging made me think of those Rube Goldberg or domino videos where some massive contraption goes off perfectly in a single take and you realize it took them a week of failed takes and resetting to get that one amazing shot.

Same logic applies to video game production. Given how complex the coding is for modern gaming, it's rare that you see a team of several hundred members--coders, testers, graphic designers, sound designers, musicians, voice actors, et.al.--produce a complete software product in less than a year. Even then, many games published in physical form are often incomplete messes.

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...of course he begs for his Patreon numbers to go up. They've been in a steady decline all year. Surprisingly they did go up last month, but begging for donations in January of all months is not going to work out.
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His Patrons are recessing faster than his hairline.

But not nearly as fast as Moviebob's IQ score.

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It turns out Believers, by virtue of being non-people, defy manipulation by even the smartest of Thinkers.
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Based on Moviebob's own wording here, this is one of the few times Bob could qualify as people, given how easily Bob is misled and manipulated.

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So claims Antisemitebob.

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Iowan House Republicans promote healthy eating for food-stamp holders, which is of course ethnic cleansing.
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Um... odds are that if you own more than one vehicle, that means you really shouldn't need government assistance (car payments, insurance payments, fuel, maintenance, et. al.).

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Candice Owens sympathizes with the man who have to watch their every word once women joined the workforce: "do I say something or do I not say something and will she take offence because she is a woman?"
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What Owens points out is not the problem of women, not even feminism per se, but the toxic "no hurt" culture which advanced social justice engendered.

Retweeted by both Racistbob and Sexistbob.

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Jeremy Boreing says that young "talents" must bid [sic] their time and grow their brand before they can start negotiating a favorable deal.
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I guess the alternative is either being a wageless slave, i.e. the good old apprentice set-up that gave us Michelangelo et al, or a wageless freelance, the proven way of turning into Bob Chipman?

The only favorable deal I can ever imagine Moviebob being part of is one that results in "MOVIEBOB, YOU'RE FIRED!"

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Tucker Carlson is becoming too nutty to defend: he argues that liberals doesn't care about tobacco causing cancer because they closed the gym during covid, making fat people more susceptible to death.
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This said, if the choice is strictly between the Death Cult or the Castration Cult, I'd say bring me my tobacco-flavored kool aid.

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Why would the Israeli-born Gene Simmons want to waste his time responding to AntisemiteBob?

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Sexistbob strikes again!

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The millennial zeitgeist: living with your mom gives you superpowers.
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What's Moviebob's superpower? Being able to eat 40 Chicken McNuggets, two Quarter Pounders (both with cheese), two Double Quarter Pounders (also with cheese), two large orders of fries, and nearly a gallon's worth of Coca-Cola (or, collectively, "a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average-sized person") within 45 minutes?

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Nutters fail to distinguish pop culture from real life, Year of the Hare edition.
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Moviebob saying someone other than Super Mario Bros. creator Shigeru Miyamoto as one of gaming's great developers? That's news to me.

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Peter Coffin goes against Demented Joe for very SJW reasons.
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That isn't even Coffin's complaint, but we know the thought that manual workers making a honest living will jam up Bobby's surviving brain cell.

The number of times Moviebob has ever shown any interest in America's heartland can be counted on one middle finger pointed in the U.S. Midwest's general direction. Maybe two.

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The special persecutor of the Alec Baldwin case claims politics has nothing to do with her decision.
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Translated from Moviebob's native Dumbfuck into English: "Alec Baldwin dindu nuffin."

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Andrew Tate is allegedly responsible for the deterioration of classroom discipline and causing teenage boys to hate school:
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How could anything other than school cause teenage boys to hate school? (I ask because I hated going to school as I was growing up.)

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Not the worst idea Bobby came up with by far.

Not at face value, maybe, but don't be surprised if Moviebob tries implementing some braindead wokescold ideology in a failed attempt to deepen the story behind Dogs Playing Poker.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Peter Coffin goes against Demented Joe for very SJW reasons.
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That isn't even Coffin's complaint, but we know the thought that manual workers making a honest living will jam up Bobby's surviving brain cell.

Coffin is all too right. Over the past 10 years in my state, I've seen my home town turn from a place with homes and trees, even a factory or two, things that bring wealth to the area, torn down, replaced with townhomes and apartment complexes slotted inorganic between grocery stores and buisness that have been there forever, creating a mishmash, all because Californians sell their homes for millions, drive up property prices, and force people like me whove been here half my life to go into these hastily constructed fire traps. I don't know what age I'll be when I'll own a home, other than it won't be soon unless something nuts happens. And a service job does not a house buy Bob, I'm not getting that cash out of Starbucks. Even with welding, it's going to be a slow fight to get that kind of cash just to start. But why would Blob care? He's never leaving mommy's house!

 

[Plinkettgonist]

With the eighth anniversary of Bob’s firing coming up soon, I want to remind you all about the consequences of Bob’s actions that has put him in a bad position. The fact that he has shown no remorse for his actions says a lot of about him.

For better or worse, he had a decent staint as a film critic for the Escapist. That was where a decent amount of his financial success and relevance stemmed from. But then he had to shit it all away with his non stop and obnoxious attitude during GamerGate.

I placed it all on his Twitter. Sure, it’s fun to get a laugh at what stupid shit he tweets, but it was the main reason he got fired from The Escapist in 2015. You can tell someone based on their social media account. Ever since The Escapist dumped him (twice!), Bob’s addiction to Twitter has intensified, tweeting non stop about isolating Republicans from society while showing a complete lack of knowledge on almost every topic with a double stack of ignorance and stupidity.

Moral of the story is that social media ruins lives and destroys career. Bob’s Twitter account is the reason he got fired twice and has an already miserable life made worse. Will he step away from Twitter? Hell no, especially as clings on to the MCU despite its rapidly declining popularity.

I used to post quite actively on the old Escapist forums (ugh) and I remember many many times where users would complain about Bobs Twitter behavior because the tweets from contributors would be on a little sidebar on the site itself.

Got to the point where regular forum users were actively asking the site admins to have Bob removed from the feed. Eventually they did just that.

The really sad thing is that to this day Bob will insist that he never got sacked from the site even once. Never mind twice.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Why does Bob want the "heartland" to have "service jobs"? Service jobs are backwards and obsolete and won't be in the SUPERIOR FUTURE because they'll all be automated. And the heartland is going to be Jurassic Park. Giving those Trumper Trash Believers service jobs is just pretending they are people and deserve to be able to labor for the benefit of their families when they all need to be starved to death for their refusal to break with superstition and evolve themselves into deserving a place in the SUPERIOR FUTURE. I'm sure that Bob was just excited at the ability to put that Believer fool Peter Coffin, who it appears has unblocked Bob, in his place yet again and momentarily lost sight of the Scientifically Proven Perfect Theory of Bob Chipman Thought that understands that the transition to the SUPERIOR FUTURE is guaranteed by the forces of Natural Selection which despises Believers and works for the benefit of Thinkers like YouTube popular movie reviewers who WILLINGLY disassociated from The Escapist and were not fired which is harassment and libel to say anywhere.

edit: I'm going to start doing bad edits of Bob Avakian cult propaganda by changing the last name and pasting Bob pictures:


This one would take so much work to do but would be awesome to do and put Brick By Brick on it:

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Why does Bob want the "heartland" to have "service jobs"? Service jobs are backwards and obsolete and won't be in the SUPERIOR FUTURE because they'll all be automated. And the heartland is going to be Jurassic Park. Giving those Trumper Trash Believers service jobs is just pretending they are people and deserve to be able to labor for the benefit of their families when they all need to be starved to death for their refusal to break with superstition and evolve themselves into deserving a place in the SUPERIOR FUTURE. I'm sure that Bob was just excited at the ability to put that Believer fool Peter Coffin, who it appears has unblocked Bob, in his place yet again and momentarily lost sight of the Scientifically Proven Perfect Theory of Bob Chipman Thought that understands that the transition to the SUPERIOR FUTURE is guaranteed by the forces of Natural Selection which despises Believers and works for the benefit of Thinkers like YouTube popular movie reviewers who WILLINGLY disassociated from The Escapist and were not fired which is harassment and libel to say anywhere.

edit: I'm going to start doing bad edits of Bob Avakian cult propaganda by changing the last name and pasting Bob pictures:
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This one would take so much work to do but would be awesome to do and put Brick By Brick on it:
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Service jobs are the only people he ever interacts with, so he believes they're more real than factory workers and thus more valid towards the superior future. It doesn't matter that no one who works these jobs can afford to buy property, because those houses are being bought and refurnished by our corporate overlords who know best for everyone and as such can lead us into the cyberpunk future where we have space ships and Bob can finally have his sex robot.