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- Dec 24, 2014
GnG = the Geeks + Gamers youtube channel, btw.First some good news: WB has Youtube blocking Bobby's BvS masterpiece, citing copyrights violation.
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Another thing that gives Bobby dopamine hits are Whedonesque dialogue: smartass, mood-discordant quips, which shows how the protag is quick-witted and unflappable, just like, you know, Bobby himself! Bobby continues the media-literate treatise on such quips:
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The other participants might be "media illiterate", but they understands writing much better than Bobby does.
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You are not much of a screenwriter if you rely on a kid with cancer to write your dialogue.
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"Ain't broke, don't fix". What if it is broke?
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And that is terrible writing that has since become Obsolete. Fix screenwriting. Please.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, tweet.
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Let's turn to another form of bad writing concerning wisecracks: anachronism.
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I don't know what is GnG but Bobby sure is fixated with Snyder.
Don't pay attention to Trump. Pay attention to us because we are being deplatformed on social media!
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Meanwhile the government of some CIA-propped shithole country censors the internet.
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If you remind trannies how much they love Harry Potter, you are making them feel unsafe, while Bobby continue to dream of Rowling going broke and selling the franchise.
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Future generations of kids will have their own fads. Terf or not, Rowling's books are designed to be entertainment ephemeria.
They are coming for your kids, not us! (Because we are cuming for your kids).
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I presume Bobby tried "no white supremacy" at home, and this is the result: behold a world without white supremacy!
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An actor appearing in more than one film = crossover! I admit I'm media illiterate.
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Jet Li recognized that Hollywood scum want to motion-capture his moves and keep them as their "intellectual property", and he refused to give them the chance.
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The Razzies are not woke enough for Bobby.
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Cartoon:
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Creep
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Soon Seth Rogen will learn about the rotund wonder from Boston.
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Bob is being exceptional here with the "X actor plays this and if they go on Other Show, there will be a [inspiration/demand for a] "crossover!" NO, Bob. That's NOT how crossovers work. That's not even how most crossovers START. Crossovers happen because the company or companies involved WANT it to happen. Like that time there was a crossover between Magnum, P.I. and Murder, She Wrote, way back in the 1980s. Both shows are products of Universal Studios. The first part of the crossover occurred on Magnum, P.I., and the second part occurred on Murder, She Wrote during the same week. (IIRC the Magnum P.I. episode was on either the night before, or two nights before the Murder, She Wrote.
There was also a crossover with Magnum, P.I. and Simon & Simon, done in a similar manner. However, the reruns of Simon & Simon didn't contain the conclusion episode to the Magnum, P.I. crossover until the DVD release. They wanted to do a Quantum Leap crossover with Scott Bakula's Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into Thomas Magnum's body, in 1992, after Magnum, P.I. had been cancelled, but there is little but test footage including Sam Beckett mimicking Magnum's eyebrow-raising bit.
Then there was the New Scooby-Doo Movies, which were often multi-part affairs with 1 hour episodes instead of the usual 30 min, that had guest stars including The Addams Family (animated version already existed), Phyllis Diller, Dick Van Dyke, Don Knotts, Batman and Robin twice (Superfriends style with Olan Soule and Casey Kasem voices since this was Hanna-Barbera), Josie and the Pussycats (another concurrent Hanna-Barbera series that made all of the sense to cross over with), Speed Buggy, Johnathan Winters, Don Adams, the Harlem Globetrotters, Tim Conway, The Three Stooges, Laurel & Hardy, Mama Cass, Sonny & Cher, Davy Jones from the Monkees, etc.
As you can imagine, negotiating the rights for crossover characters to include on DVD can be a nightmare, and it was no less so for The New Scooby Doo Movies, although Warner got its act together and finally included most of the missing episodes (minus the Addams Family one "Wednesday is Missing" for some reason).
Despite being in the same "universe", there were really only two minor crossover points between the animated series of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, and The Transformers. Of course the comics did crossovers with the two series all the damn time (see ANY "GI Joe vs Transformers" comic EVER), but the only real sign of it in Transformers was evident in Season 3, owing to the fact that 1) Marissa Faireborn was the daughter of Flint AKA Dashiel Faireborne (and Lady Jaye), and a Quintesson mock-up of Flint was used in the Transformers episode "The Killing Jar". It even had Flint's voice (Bill Ratner). The second point of crossover was in the episode "Only Human" which contained "Old Snake" AKA Cobra Commander. The entire plot of the episode revolved around a previous Cobra technology developed by Zartan, the Synthoids. But this version of Synthoid tech didn't work the same as it had in the G.I. Joe episode 2 parterThe Synthoid Conspiracy - in the G.I. Joe episode, Synthoids could be destroyed by a self-destruct button on a device that controlled them. If it had worked the same way, it probably would have been the end of Springer, Arcee, Rodimus Prime, and Ultra Magnus, LOL.
Then there was the New Scooby-Doo Movies, which were often multi-part affairs with 1 hour episodes instead of the usual 30 min, that had guest stars including The Addams Family (animated version already existed), Phyllis Diller, Dick Van Dyke, Don Knotts, Batman and Robin twice (Superfriends style with Olan Soule and Casey Kasem voices since this was Hanna-Barbera), Josie and the Pussycats (another concurrent Hanna-Barbera series that made all of the sense to cross over with), Speed Buggy, Johnathan Winters, Don Adams, the Harlem Globetrotters, Tim Conway, The Three Stooges, Laurel & Hardy, Mama Cass, Sonny & Cher, Davy Jones from the Monkees, etc.
As you can imagine, negotiating the rights for crossover characters to include on DVD can be a nightmare, and it was no less so for The New Scooby Doo Movies, although Warner got its act together and finally included most of the missing episodes (minus the Addams Family one "Wednesday is Missing" for some reason).
Despite being in the same "universe", there were really only two minor crossover points between the animated series of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero, and The Transformers. Of course the comics did crossovers with the two series all the damn time (see ANY "GI Joe vs Transformers" comic EVER), but the only real sign of it in Transformers was evident in Season 3, owing to the fact that 1) Marissa Faireborn was the daughter of Flint AKA Dashiel Faireborne (and Lady Jaye), and a Quintesson mock-up of Flint was used in the Transformers episode "The Killing Jar". It even had Flint's voice (Bill Ratner). The second point of crossover was in the episode "Only Human" which contained "Old Snake" AKA Cobra Commander. The entire plot of the episode revolved around a previous Cobra technology developed by Zartan, the Synthoids. But this version of Synthoid tech didn't work the same as it had in the G.I. Joe episode 2 parterThe Synthoid Conspiracy - in the G.I. Joe episode, Synthoids could be destroyed by a self-destruct button on a device that controlled them. If it had worked the same way, it probably would have been the end of Springer, Arcee, Rodimus Prime, and Ultra Magnus, LOL.
NEITHER of those women are 10's. The first one is a 7 at best, the second one, less than that.
LOL stomped his balls for the whole world to see, that's the best description of Bob getting cucked by Lindsay Ellis that I've ever seen.
Eh, that's just Bob giving his Blue Curtain Analyst side time to shine.I don't even think he like Marvel movies, I think the only thing Robert likes is twitter and the politics of it, because outside of that lens, what else does Robert has to say about Movies besides the "teh-he I'm a silly boy that likes munkey movies" bullshit that Robert posts as if he is a 15 year old girl trying to be cute.
And even this defending of "Marvel movies", comes from that. It is a jerk reaction, as much Robert claims to not "defend the mouse", whenever someones bitches about Marvel shit, here comes Robert with the same "Oh please, whatch other movies and learn media literacy" (and I hate this new concept of media literacy, but that's for another day). And that is because Robert perceives Marvel criticism coming from the other political side.
And I agree somewhat that marvel criticsm is getting tiresomes, at this point I just don't see a reason to be even bothered by the sausage factory movie making from Disney, or even they politics, if you haven't moved on from the fucking "go woke, go broke" talks, then I feel that is on you now. I don't like the "watch other movies" shit, because that is condescending dick talk, but we do like in a golden age of acess, you can watch anything anywhere, so, you know, give it a break from the capeshit eh?
Said that, Jesus, Robert goes on this shit in the worst way possible, dismissing any criticism people might have with the Marvel capeshit with "well, it has been done before, and it wasn't bad then, but it bad now, huhhhh???" which is a fucking dishonest argument, if the "it has been done before" is worth anything, why stop at 80's movies, why not go, I dunno, to fucking Jane Austen in the 18ths and quo the quippy banter from Elizabeth and Mr.Darcy, or even further. The point isn't the fucking Dialogue per si, it is the factory rancid smell that stinks up these marvel Movies making them feel stale and played out, but Robert pretents it is just about the dialogue.
And then he does dishonest shit like this:
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And as a last fuck you, we have this gem:
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I refuse to believe that in 1991 people on theather were chuckling at the "meta gag" riffing on one liners, thisa meta shit and other "moviemaking" lingo people use on social media now is from watching some crappy video essays on youtube and coming out talking as if they just came out from their "cinema 101" class.
Even if James Cameron thought of this as a "meta joke" as Robert described while jerking off a dolphin, who the fuck would "get" that besides droks like Robert who think they know every intention from movie makers.