Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

I don't think Bob actually believes he's "superior" to anyone else. The guy is aware of his own deficiencies, and his entire online persona is one big coping mechanism. The psychological undertones here are almost too on-the-nose.
He is a very, very pathetic man(child) who learned to manipulate his image online to obfuscate his own patheticness. You shouldn't take him at his word. Calling him a fascist is like calling a teenage gangsta rap fan a dangerous criminal.
I disagree. Lardo Retardo has never displayed an ounce of self-awareness. This brings me to a hypothesis I've been pondering for a little bit now that I would like to share with my esteemed Bobologists.

Bobby is a retard, we've spent plenty of time discussing that. What we haven't spent much time on, but is equally fascinating is his lack of self-awareness. More specifically, the cause of such.

MovieTardPig's void of self-awareness can't possibly be a conscious decision on his part because he's a genuine cretin with no inner monologue. I suspect that it is a survival mechanism put forth by his subconscious in order to continue it's own existence.

Think of how many times Booby has tweeted out something so utterly stupid, you can't believe what you read. Anybody else would feel shame, but not our resident Short Bus Passenger. Think of how many times he's referred to an independently wealthy, happily-married father of four as a "Failson." Also, his sheer delusional belief that he is some kind of "Artist" or "Intellectual Creator" is utterly astounding. Remember, this is somebody who should have been put in the helmet-wearing, short-bus-riding tard classes in school, but his parents were too stupid and soft-hearted to do so. Also, he lives at home with Mommy, is in his 40s, and has never even kissed a girl. Despite all this, he has a God Complex, and an ego the size of the Milky Way. Such a combination is not possible to anybody with an iota of self-awareness OR an IQ above 25..

His subconscious is working overtime to conceal the way he actually appears to everyone but his mindless sycophants because if it didn't he would do a flip off an overpass right in front of a speeding 18-wheeler.
 
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Y'know, one thing that I really enjoy about the farms is that, while it is possible to block other users, I think few of us actually do. I know I haven't blocked a single user since I joined. There's a wide variety of viewpoints that are expressed here, and while there's also the occasional trolling going on and some genuinely stupid people get mocked, for the most part you have a community that has a broad perspective and a lot to share with each other. We're all the richer for it.

Contrast that with social media in general, where you're practically encouraged to block others to ensure that your personal bubble is full of only the people you want to talk with. You repeat the same things to each other and create groupthink, until you literally cannot conceive of an alternate worldview than your own. It fosters divides instead of bridging gaps, and I think it's a major contributor to how fractured our society has become in recent years. When it's easier to shut out those you disagree with than try to come to a common understanding, why wouldn't you?

I do find it fucking hilarious that Bob literally cannot help but try to get the last word in an argument, believing that it means he's won when the other person can't even reply anymore. Here's a life protip for you, fatso: mature people don't pull such juvenile stunts. It also signifies that you haven't "forgotten" them because you still feel the need to prattle on. I don't know exactly how Twitter handles notifications, but if they aren't even notified of the quote-tweet, then what argument did you even win? The one inside your head?

For a website that totally doesn't matter, Bob sure does devote a large portion of his minuscule brain to it.
I've heard the term "Enclave extremism" used before. It basically means people get into a group mentality which filters out any opposing points (other than to maybe highlights in order to say THIS BAD and you should never think this) and only filters in points that confirm the group's position. Basically it sends a individual down a spiraling toilet of even more extreme views. Using that analogy I'de say Blobby-Boy is the septic tank of that toilet.
 
I disagree. Lardo Retardo has never displayed an ounce of self-awareness. This brings me to a hypothesis I've been pondering for a little bit now that I would like to share with my esteemed Bobologists.

Bobby is a retard, we've spent plenty of time discussing that. What we haven't spent much time on, but is equally fascinating is his lack of self-awareness. More specifically, the cause of such.

MovieTardPig's void of self-awareness can't possibly be a conscious decision on his part because he's a genuine cretin with no inner monologue. I suspect that it is a survival mechanism put forth by his subconscious in order to continue it's own existence.

Think of how many times Booby has tweeted out something so utterly stupid, you can't believe what you read. Anybody else would feel shame, but not our resident Short Bus Passenger. Think of how many times he's referred to an independently wealthy, happily-married father of four as a "Failson." Also, his sheer delusional belief that he is some kind of "Artist" or "Intellectual Creator" is utterly astounding. Remember, this is somebody who should have been put in the helmet-wearing, short-bus-riding tard classes in school, but his parents were too stupid and soft-hearted to do so. Also, he lives at home with Mommy, is in his 40s, and has never even kissed a girl. Despite all this, he has a God Complex, and an ego the size of the Milky Way. Such a combination is not possible to anybody with an iota of self-awareness.

His subconscious is working overtime to conceal the way he actually appears to everyone but his mindless sycophants because if it didn't he would do a flip off an overpass right in front of a speeding 18-wheeler.
nobody cares enough to tell him to fix his retardation, they prefer to ignore him and let him be consumed by it. thats why this mongo counts as a win when he "dodged" retard class by being a smartass with his teachers and the school phycologist. his parents let him rot his brain with videogames, tv, pop culture and porn
 
So has Bob said or done anything noteworthy over the past month or so that I may have missed due to taking a break from the Farms, or has it been business as usual?

Also, just a random thought I had after watching the movie last night, but I think it would be hilarious if someone better at video editing software than I am superimposed MovieBob and Lindsay Ellis' faces over the Riddler and Batman respectively in this scene:


BTW Bobby, your beloved James Gunn explicitly gave the go-ahead for a sequel, so suck on that fatso.
 
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...I don't know about street smarts, but common sense would say that you don't try to take someone's guns [...] if you try to "rock" him, there is a non-zero chance you are gonna get shot.

Criminals don't like these odds, no one like these odds. That is why the vast majory of victims to robbery are women and younger folks.

I know that in Robert's mind he thinks he can go to this guy, put him on a hold choke and take his guns away just like that, because Moviebob be awesome just like that, but I guess people with "real streets smarts" know to keep away from the freak open carring 4 guns and plenty ammo to show who is probably just waiting for a excuse to use them anyway.
Yeah... I think if Moviebob even attempted to tackle this gentleman, it would answer one question once and for all: Was there ever anything that resembled a brain inside Bob's skull?



So has Bob said or done anything noteworthy over the past month or so that I may have missed due to taking a break from the Farms, or has it been business as usual?
Same rampant racism. Same rampant sexism. Same rampant misogyny. Same rampant Democrat boot licking. Same rampant genocide advocacy. Same rampant eugenics support. Same rampant holier-than-thou attitude. Business as usual for Moviebob.
 
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I was thinking about it today and I've realized Bob's history of Twitter avatars perfectly reflect his life and behavior the last several years. Some of you may recall he had the picture of him doing the double thumbs up as his avatar during the gamergate era, a time where he was at his most secure and didn't face any of the heaping criticism he down now. Since the fallout from that and the Trump election he switched over to the monochrome dark jacket and aviator shades, like he was some anti-Republican terminator.

10 years ago he was smiling and switching between Mario pictures and now his avatar is just him looking at his screen with a dejected look.
 
Political hot air.
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Of course Bobby treats the incident as children's movie.
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While we are talking about unauthorized air surveillance devices.
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If you want a Transsexual Genocide -- and who doesn't? -- you've got to ensure Trump regain his throne.
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Amen to that. How else can you explain the rallying cry "transwomen are women"?

Matt Walsh gives a tip to married women, which somehow makes unmarriable men furious.
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Sigh, some people never learn.


Peter Coffin and Caleb Maupin rile up a certain fandom, and the fans aren't taking it sitting down.
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Fox G. Green
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A conspiracy fact is that jews like Chomsky has been disproportionately and malignantly influential in the American way of life.

Bobby digs up a piece of gibberish by MTG, about PG&E and the Rothschilds et al and space solar generators being misdirected to California, written in 1998 (remember Bobby just said "2018 was a f___ing lifetime ago")
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Just tear off the badges of "legacy verified" accounts already.


With Valentine's Day round the corner, Bobby sends James Gunn a 30 minute love letter.
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Link to the original in case the archive doesn't show.

Bobby is still mad that people don't realize that the corny, childish dialogues in today's capeshit films has a long precedent.
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Sneak preview of the next Smash Bro game.
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Ezra Miller
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Does Bobby know the meaning of the word "explain"? No one wants to watch your 21-minute video on something called The Ape Women Trilogy.

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LOL why would a crab need a knife when its mouthparts are a set of swiss army knives?


The Day of Judgement is drawing near.
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It will be a movie about an empowered girl boss training the gormless male lead, and you will like it as you dig into your bag of mealworm popcorn.

Tony Goldmark on his area of expertise.
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Disney trash. A&N thread.
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In a more innocent time in cartoon, Daffy Duck's girlfriend reads his PM.
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Fast food, fast love.
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The clip Bobby posts is Bart Simpson saying "Oh my God".

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Fucking REALLY, Bob, REALLY? Was it not YOU, many moons ago, that said, NOBODY lives in the red state ghoulhaven known as WYOMING? That it's mostly empty land?

GUESS WHERE THE BALLOON PASSED OVER.
MOTHERFUCKING WYOMING!!!!
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Especially since "Nobody" to Bob includes Not-A-Persons who vote (R), so what does Bob care if a chunk of Chinese Spy Balloon falls on some MAGA CHUD's head? Hell, he'd probably be disappointed if it had been shot down over Wyoming and hadn't hit anything.

Funny how Bob's so fucking obsessed with Paradise Lost that he thinks the new Wonder Woman (animated?) series is basically going to be "Wonder Woman but Paradise Lost".
nah this piece of shit is legit dangerous. example: hot dog girl incidente, in his defective mind he actually believed they were friends and part of the hip circle, they were colleagues man! also when he talks about the fridays bartender who smile at him.
bob is a legit fascist, maybe not the heil hitler camp but totally an incel.
we are glad he is an impotent piece of shit and not more people besides his family has to suffer him
Bob's problem is similar to Dobson's problem here: neither know what real friendship is, and both are too autistic to understand the difference between friends and acquaintances. In Bob's case it overlaps with a Narcissist's inability to really understand friendship.

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And here I thought that "street smarts" was just a cute way to say that you are not dumb enough to get ripped off in Big city turist traps, but nah, apparently street smarts means you know how to assault a person openly carring guns.

And I don't know about street smarts, but common sense would say that you don't try to take someone's guns, that is not how assault works. Even if this guy is the most inept dweeb that has ever walked the earth, if you try to "rock" him, there is a non-zero chance you are gonna get shot.

Criminals don't like these odds, no one like these odds. That is why the vast majory of victims to robbery are women and younger folks.

I know that in Robert's mind he thinks he can go to this guy, put him on a hold choke and take his guns away just like that, because Moviebob be awesome just like that, but I guess people with "real streets smarts" know to keep away from the freak open carring 4 guns and plenty ammo to show who is probably just waiting for a excuse to use them anyway.
I think Bob's thinking that 1) the hypothetical mugger already has his own gun and can just point it at dude to force him to drop all his weapons, or 2) the mugger has a knife but would be able to take out the target before the dude could draw. But then Bob has always been a know-it-all, know-nothing blowhard. For he IS the Kwisatz Tarderach, Last of his Line, Lard of Lynn, Pol Potbelly, the crayon-eating, paste consooming, blue curtain analyzing Exceptional Individual.

I disagree. Lardo Retardo has never displayed an ounce of self-awareness. This brings me to a hypothesis I've been pondering for a little bit now that I would like to share with my esteemed Bobologists.

Bobby is a retard, we've spent plenty of time discussing that. What we haven't spent much time on, but is equally fascinating is his lack of self-awareness. More specifically, the cause of such.

MovieTardPig's void of self-awareness can't possibly be a conscious decision on his part because he's a genuine cretin with no inner monologue. I suspect that it is a survival mechanism put forth by his subconscious in order to continue it's own existence.

Think of how many times Booby has tweeted out something so utterly stupid, you can't believe what you read. Anybody else would feel shame, but not our resident Short Bus Passenger. Think of how many times he's referred to an independently wealthy, happily-married father of four as a "Failson." Also, his sheer delusional belief that he is some kind of "Artist" or "Intellectual Creator" is utterly astounding. Remember, this is somebody who should have been put in the helmet-wearing, short-bus-riding tard classes in school, but his parents were too stupid and soft-hearted to do so. Also, he lives at home with Mommy, is in his 40s, and has never even kissed a girl. Despite all this, he has a God Complex, and an ego the size of the Milky Way. Such a combination is not possible to anybody with an iota of self-awareness OR an IQ above 25..

His subconscious is working overtime to conceal the way he actually appears to everyone but his mindless sycophants because if it didn't he would do a flip off an overpass right in front of a speeding 18-wheeler.
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Moviebob's head was emptier than a twixer of rum after one of his "breakfast" benders. He thinks that he thinks, but he really doesn't know what thinking even IS. Sure, he'll call Tucker Carlson - a man who is married, has kids, and a banger job - a "failson" because he failed to get into the CIA. This one failure among all Tucker's successes ranks him up there with the scions of Eaton's who inherited their father's chain of department stores but proceeded to piss ALL their money away leading to the closure of Eaton's (Canada) forever. None of them have their own successful cable talk show or nuthin.
 
I disagree. Lardo Retardo has never displayed an ounce of self-awareness. This brings me to a hypothesis I've been pondering for a little bit now that I would like to share with my esteemed Bobologists.

Bobby is a retard, we've spent plenty of time discussing that. What we haven't spent much time on, but is equally fascinating is his lack of self-awareness. More specifically, the cause of such.

MovieTardPig's void of self-awareness can't possibly be a conscious decision on his part because he's a genuine cretin with no inner monologue. I suspect that it is a survival mechanism put forth by his subconscious in order to continue it's own existence.

Think of how many times Booby has tweeted out something so utterly stupid, you can't believe what you read. Anybody else would feel shame, but not our resident Short Bus Passenger. Think of how many times he's referred to an independently wealthy, happily-married father of four as a "Failson." Also, his sheer delusional belief that he is some kind of "Artist" or "Intellectual Creator" is utterly astounding. Remember, this is somebody who should have been put in the helmet-wearing, short-bus-riding tard classes in school, but his parents were too stupid and soft-hearted to do so. Also, he lives at home with Mommy, is in his 40s, and has never even kissed a girl. Despite all this, he has a God Complex, and an ego the size of the Milky Way. Such a combination is not possible to anybody with an iota of self-awareness OR an IQ above 25..

His subconscious is working overtime to conceal the way he actually appears to everyone but his mindless sycophants because if it didn't he would do a flip off an overpass right in front of a speeding 18-wheeler.
I have a feeling that Blobby really, really wants to be an intellectual. He wants to be the wise and respected movie critic, like Roger Ebert. where people hang on his every word. The problem is, he's lazy as fuck. He doesn't work on building a base foundation of knowledge, of immersing himself in a wide array of films. Nor does he read counter critiques, to develop a well rounded and informed opinion, attempting to understand the other side and other schools of thought.

Because of his aforementioned laziness, he has a habit of parroting other people's opinions, provided they are from his side. Without thought or reflection on why he believes these things, or even why they are good. This is a man who opines on comics he has never read and Books he has never been in the same zip code with. He is the king of the midwits, the man who listens and worships the opinion of cable news, treating it as gospel. The few times an original thought bubbles through the booze haze, he vomits something about moon wheat into the aether.

His view of being a self-styled intellectual, a real life Ignatius J. Reilly. Is the only thing that keeps his fragile self image in place. The few times reality breaks through, like the hotdog girl fiasco, he most likely retreats into the bottle, the only time he finds true introspection. The only time we see behind the mask, is when Blobbo tells people they don't matter, that they aren't people. Blobby grapples with his own irrelevance, especially now that he is in 40's with nothing to show for his life. The attention he gets on Twitter and his desire for it, is both the thing that is keeping him alive, and the thing that is killing him.
 
Same rampant racism. Same rampant sexism. Same rampant misogyny. Same rampant Democrat boot licking. Same rampant genocide advocacy. Same rampant eugenics support. Same rampant holier-than-thou attitude. Business as usual for Moviebob.
He's such a tiresome cow - nothing new or original. But on the plus side, it means you can skip 20-30 pages and not miss anything.
 
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And here I thought that "street smarts" was just a cute way to say that you are not dumb enough to get ripped off in Big city turist traps, but nah, apparently street smarts means you know how to assault a person openly carring guns.

And I don't know about street smarts, but common sense would say that you don't try to take someone's guns, that is not how assault works. Even if this guy is the most inept dweeb that has ever walked the earth, if you try to "rock" him, there is a non-zero chance you are gonna get shot.

Criminals don't like these odds, no one like these odds. That is why the vast majory of victims to robbery are women and younger folks.

I know that in Robert's mind he thinks he can go to this guy, put him on a hold choke and take his guns away just like that, because Moviebob be awesome just like that, but I guess people with "real streets smarts" know to keep away from the freak open carring 4 guns and plenty ammo to show who is probably just waiting for a excuse to use them anyway.
Bob doesn't actually care. He's inventing a hypothetical low probability scenario with specific conditions so he can claim this dude who is just wearing what he wants and not hurting anyone while getting a sandwich is somehow failing because he won't succeed in a scenario designed for him to fail. Any objection like these you (or others) raise will just cause him to alter the scenario or conditions no matter how much it further reduces the probability of happening towards zero. Meanwhile, Bob spends every minute of his every day failing at every scenario with any conditions he comes across with near perfect probability.
 
I was thinking about it today and I've realized Bob's history of Twitter avatars perfectly reflect his life and behavior the last several years. Some of you may recall he had the picture of him doing the double thumbs up as his avatar during the gamergate era, a time where he was at his most secure and didn't face any of the heaping criticism he down now. Since the fallout from that and the Trump election he switched over to the monochrome dark jacket and aviator shades, like he was some anti-Republican terminator.

10 years ago he was smiling and switching between Mario pictures and now his avatar is just him looking at his screen with a dejected look.
10 years ago he could still pretend his film career was going to happen, and that he was beloved by everyone except a couple of trolls with too much time on their hands. Then reality set in and he got grumpier and grumpier that the Democrats weren't using their magic powers to prevent him from understanding that he's a fucking loser and only has himself to blame for everything that went wrong.
 
that leopard print jacket tho. Just who does Bob think he's fooling with that shit?

Bob doesn't actually care. He's inventing a hypothetical low probability scenario with specific conditions so he can claim this dude who is just wearing what he wants and not hurting anyone while getting a sandwich is somehow failing because he won't succeed in a scenario designed for him to fail. Any objection like these you (or others) raise will just cause him to alter the scenario or conditions no matter how much it further reduces the probability of happening towards zero. Meanwhile, Bob spends every minute of his every day failing at every scenario with any conditions he comes across with near perfect probability.
Bob doesn't understand why 'the dumb crook lineup' is a thing.
 
Remember, this is somebody who should have been put in the helmet-wearing, short-bus-riding tard classes in school, but his parents were too stupid and soft-hearted to do so. Also, he lives at home with Mommy, is in his 40s, and has never even kissed a girl. Despite all this, he has a God Complex, and an ego the size of the Milky Way. Such a combination is not possible to anybody with an iota of self-awareness OR an IQ above 25.
Such a combination is possible, and even likely. The latter is a psychological defense mechanism against the former.

Sorry, I probably should have worded my first post a bit better. I am not saying that Blob is actually self-aware of this obvious juxtaposition in his life. I'm saying that he is self-aware of his own failure as a human being, and all the hyper-intellectualizing, superiority complex and believing he's a "creative" or whatever is all just a way of coping with that awareness.
 
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One hint that Bobby is not aware of his own wretchedness is the way he keeps blaming other people for his Superior Future not materializing.

Poor white people, with rare exceptions, are brownshirts.
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Speaking of bipartisanship:
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Jack Posobiec wonders why the elites are so eager to defend Ukraine all of a sudden. Silly Glenn, feeding the jews is bipartisan.
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I hope some Fascist tell Bobby that McNuggets will clog his arteries.

Sean Lennon, the spoiled rotten "Beautiful Boy" that dropped out of Yoko Ono's crotch, grown up to be anti-woke. I'm as surprised as Bobby was.
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Both are John Lennon's ACTUAL sons; Julian is the ignored elder brother with Lennon's ex.

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The Norwegian Troll doesn't understand that pronouns are words that express love and acceptance in nu-English.
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Troon bullshit:
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Walter Carlos was just about as feminine as Klaus Schultz...
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...and both are more feminine than Kim Petras.

Teen Vogue is salivating over this... Brother In Christ.
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Is he casting for Harley Quinn?


James Gunn and DC Studios.
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M. Night Shyamalan runs afoul with some queers.
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Preachy and dumb? Shyamalan? Say it ain's so! :story:

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Why is Obama spinning a basketball? Will Disney show him eating watermelon next?

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Poor white people, with rare exceptions, are brownshirts.
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'Cept Moviebob is not a brownshirt. Moviebob is a Bing, Bing, Wahoo! shirt.

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Jack Posobiec wonders why the elites are so eager to defend Ukraine all of a sudden. Silly Glenn, feeding the jews is bipartisan.
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I hope some Fascist tell Bobby that McNuggets will clog his arteries.
I would love, love, love to see someone use "it's a fascist message" (or something nastier) against Moviebob in the future.

Moviebob: [makes a rare cogent statement that doesn't push an evil ideology]

Internet Rando: "I wish I could believe you, Bob, but your message is a outright fascistic."

Moviebob: "But I'm not a fascist."

Internet Rando: "OK, Bob. I'll concede that your message isn't fascist. Your message is straight-up Hitlerian."



Sean Lennon, the spoiled rotten "Beautiful Boy" that dropped out of Yoko Ono's crotch, grown up to be anti-woke. I'm as surprised as Bobby was.
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Both are John Lennon's ACTUAL sons; Julian is the ignored elder brother with Lennon's ex.
Moviebob Bingo time! "Perfectly awful encapsulation of human worthlessness" scores for "Self-Descriptive Statement"!



Why would Bob Shithead care?



The Norwegian Troll doesn't understand that pronouns are words that express love and acceptance in nu-English.
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If you ever get muted and/or blocked by Moviebob, wear this accomplishment as a badge of honor as proudly as possible. Not only have you righteously successfully called Moviebob's vile behavior out, you've also Moviebob's inability to defend itself without resorting to personal ad hominem attacks.



Troon bullshit:
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Walter Carlos was just about as feminine as Klaus Schultz...
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And both are still more masculine than Moviebob.



Teen Vogue is salivating over this... Brother In Christ.
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Is he casting for Harley Quinn?
Even more 1970s upholstery posing as a modern fashion trend.



It's nice to know that Moviebob is looking for material well-suited to Bob's own level of intellectual acuity.
 
I have a feeling that Blobby really, really wants to be an intellectual. He wants to be the wise and respected movie critic, like Roger Ebert. where people hang on his every word. The problem is, he's lazy as fuck. He doesn't work on building a base foundation of knowledge, of immersing himself in a wide array of films. Nor does he read counter critiques, to develop a well rounded and informed opinion, attempting to understand the other side and other schools of thought.

Because of his aforementioned laziness, he has a habit of parroting other people's opinions, provided they are from his side. Without thought or reflection on why he believes these things, or even why they are good. This is a man who opines on comics he has never read and Books he has never been in the same zip code with. He is the king of the midwits, the man who listens and worships the opinion of cable news, treating it as gospel. The few times an original thought bubbles through the booze haze, he vomits something about moon wheat into the aether.

His view of being a self-styled intellectual, a real life Ignatius J. Reilly. Is the only thing that keeps his fragile self image in place. The few times reality breaks through, like the hotdog girl fiasco, he most likely retreats into the bottle, the only time he finds true introspection. The only time we see behind the mask, is when Blobbo tells people they don't matter, that they aren't people. Blobby grapples with his own irrelevance, especially now that he is in 40's with nothing to show for his life. The attention he gets on Twitter and his desire for it, is both the thing that is keeping him alive, and the thing that is killing him.
I have no doubt that Ebert is who he DESPERATELY wants to be seen as. Problem is, Bobby is stupid. Really really really really stupid. He is also incredibly full of hate. It's actually a toss up as to which is the biggest obstacle to his goal of being the next Ebert, his hate or his idiocy.

Ebert's politics were staunchly left of center, but I've never heard of him openly desiring half of his readership to be gassed. I've never read about Ebert telling anyone in his audience that they are worthless and their lives don't matter. I've never read anything about Ebert calling someone else a subhuman for having the nerve to disagree with him.

As for Slobbert being the king of the midwits, that's being incredibly unfair to the midwits. Nobody except the lowest of the low deserve to be lumped in with the Kwisatz Tarderach.
 
One hint that Bobby is not aware of his own wretchedness is the way he keeps blaming other people for his Superior Future not materializing.

Poor white people, with rare exceptions, are brownshirts.
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Ah yes the "one of the good ones" argument. Good lord Bob, the racism is strong. And advocating for no bipartanship is just asking for trouble.
Teen Vogue is salivating over this... Brother In Christ.
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Is he casting for Harley Quinn?
Bob you can just say this guy is ugly, you don't even have to call him a faggot, we all know that this outfit sucks ass.
I don't know why he needs kid friendly youtube channels other than he's just gotten that childish.
 
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