Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Does the fellow on the right look familiar?
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As proclaimed by Moviebob, the simple and stupid.



Leave it to Bobby to twist the Ohio disaster into a fedora rant.
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I'll still trust someone who believes in God than ever trust Moviebob. The same could be true about the alligators at Disney World.

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Florida has a fire too! Why aren't you covering it?
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Moviebob: "WHY ISN'T THE NEWS COVERING THIS???"

Let me ask a question: Aside from those wage slaves working for Mickey Mouse, when was the last time Moviebob ever genuinely cared about people who live and work in Florida?



In the occasion of John Fetterman's hospitalization, Greenwald brings up how Dasha Burns was harrassed by fellow journalists because she was frank about Fetterman (1, 2).
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Not all gay men vote by their groins. Not all gay people think gay marriage is the only concern in their lives, the be-all, end-all of politics.
With very few exceptions, those who do vote with their groins always vote Democrat.



If there actually is a brain in that cranial cavity inside Moviebob's skull, I wonder how much it rattles around.



I'll wager Moviebob didn't read anything beyond "326,000 Tesla vehicles recalled" in an effort to gain any potential context behind why.



Meanwhile the Anti-Marvel mania rages on.
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Captain America defeats Captain Trump. And you still don't see why do MCU suck.
Yes, I would pay money to see Captain America punch Captain Moviebob. Preferably into a pit of [Dr. Evil voice] liquid hot mag-ma.



Bobby knows Style, and he knows what's in Hulk's pants.

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A lot of extremely talented people... and Moviebob.



Moviebob Bingo Time! Score "Self-Descriptive Statement" for "exists to harass [others] into self-harm for 'fun' and [...] stalking and assault"!
 
Dahl isn't in the public domain yet. Once he is we probably won't have to deal with these "Puffin Authorized Editions" ever again. The anti-semitism is the excuse, but they are just changing random stuff to be current year. I'm guessing the goal is to make his books boring and unreadable and thus cleanse publishing of another antisemite. There should be enough old copies of his books around to get copies of the originally published text, so when he enters the public domain finally unaltered Dahl books can be published again. This kind of thing is all very Soviet.
Yeah, I'm not worried. As long as there are charity drives selling off old books, Dahl will be available in his original form. And libraries that can't afford to just throw out his old books and replace them with new "acceptable" versions will just keep what they have now.

I'm not surprised Bob doesn't care about Roald getting censored, he would have never been able to get through one of his books. Even as a child, George's Marvelous Medicine would have given him a headache with its level of complexity. Hell, the title would have been too hard for his tiny brain.
 
I hope the Dahl affair puts the Penguin/Puffin imprint into disrepute. From now on these will be known as the by-words of texts bowdlerized by the least educated people.

Let me ask a question: Aside from those wage slaves working for Mickey Mouse, when was the last time Moviebob ever genuinely cared about people who live and work in Florida?
Nah Bobby cares very much about the Florida children who are deprived of learning the lived experience of drag queens.



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"New data" show that the Elite Jackasses have abandoned the Deplorables. Tell me something I don't know.
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Christianity or New Age, climate-change skepticism or gender criticism, everything eventually leads to QAnon.
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Nick Parrott discusses the supposed harm done by Megan Phelps-Roper, granddaughter of the infamous Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. Like Bobby, Nick seems to think that "bigots" cannot be redeemed.
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Fake news. No one says anything about social credit. The article Fake Tits provided states the State had to intervene because the school unilaterally forced a vegetarian diet on very young children.

School lunch turns out to be a big issue in the USA too.
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Archive of The Hill article. What seems to be the problem?


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Can anyone give me a summary of the Insectman movie? What's the deal with socialism?
And it is fucking retarded to think what is advantageous for ants is equally of value to human beings: the genetics of ants (haplodiploidy) make it more worthwhile for them to cooperate with their sisters than do the "selfish" thing of breeding on their own.

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Takeshi Miike monkey cheese.
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He describes Bobby's behavior to a tee.

Someone posts a sound recording, presumably AI-generated, in which Joe Rogan seems to accuse Jordan Peterson of drinking piss in the Waffle House.
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Oh right: happy 42nd birthday Bobby! May you be as simple and easily amused as ever!
 
Can anyone give me a summary of the Insectman movie? What's the deal with socialism?
And it is fucking retarded to think what is advantageous for ants is equally of value to human beings: the genetics of ants (haplodiploidy) make it more worthwhile for them to cooperate with their sisters than do the "selfish" thing of breeding on their own.

The socialism thing is just a throwaway gag to help paper over the deus ex machina of a civilization of super-advanced ants wrecking Kang the Conquerer's shit. Yes, really.

I'm not going to divert the thread with a summary, but I will tell you that Quantumania is such a piece of shit that the three normie family members I saw it with, all of whom have liked most of Marvel up to now, were, respectively, bored to tears, horribly disappointed, and very confused.
 
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Nick Parrott discusses the supposed harm done by Megan Phelps-Roper, granddaughter of the infamous Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. Like Bobby, Nick seems to think that "bigots" cannot be redeemed.
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It's not just bigots. It's anyone who ever dares steps out of line.
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If you'll look you'll see that the date of this tweet, which is still live, was February of 2020. Bob doesn't even have the excuse of being upset about the super scary disease that he was dismissive at first about.
Someone posts a sound recording, presumably AI-generated, in which Joe Rogan seems to accuse Jordan Peterson of drinking piss in the Waffle House.
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The vocals in the vid are AI made and actually pretty funny and well made.

I don't know if Bob really wants to signal that this kinda thing is ok to do to people you don't like because you don't like them but I'm game if he's game. We have close to a decade of Bob speak to teach a robot with and I guarantee that whatever we come up with will be far funnier than any cringe vitriol Bob makes. @Flexo please look the other way as we sin against your kind in doing this.
Oh right: happy 42nd birthday Bobby! May you be as simple and easily amused as ever!
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Wish him well, fellow Bobologists.
 
If you'll look you'll see that the date of this tweet, which is still live, was February of 2020. Bob doesn't even have the excuse of being upset about the super scary disease that he was dismissive at first about.

Statements like this just prove Bob is a seething cauldron of frustration, incel rage, and growing realization of his own failure as a human being. He lashes out at anything and everything, with the sort of focus on political/tribal enemies that is pretty common in people who have nothing else in their lives. When he finally strokes out, it'll be a relief.
 
Nick Parrott discusses the supposed harm done by Megan Phelps-Roper, granddaughter of the infamous Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. Like Bobby, Nick seems to think that "bigots" cannot be redeemed.
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What a lot of people don't realize about the Westboro Baptist Church, is that it was a scam. Phelps spent the 60's and 70's suing businesses in the south for not having black employees. Running a scam where he would get a black guy with a tailored resume to apply for jobs, and if he didn't get an offer, he would sue. It's kind of like how lawyers sue businesses for a lack of wheelchair access and settle for a small amount, usually 10k.

The WBC was a first amendment check. Basically he was handing hillbillies meth to go get them to protest soldiers funerals, and then when the town tried to stop them, or they got their ass beat, he would sue.

Now of course, Blobby and Nick are all in on the extermination of anyone who commits the sin of wrong think bigotry, whereas Blobby only commits right think bigotry. So he should be rewarded with his Ellis sexdoll.
 
"New data" show that the Elite Jackasses have abandoned the Deplorables. Tell me something I don't know.
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I love how Robert reveals the way shitlibs really think because he just vomits out every thought without thinking - The democrats being completely disconnected from POC working class voters doesn't matter unless they start voting R*publikkan.
 
I hope the Dahl affair puts the Penguin/Puffin imprint into disrepute. From now on these will be known as the by-words of texts bowdlerized by the least educated people.


Nah Bobby cares very much about the Florida children who are deprived of learning the lived experience of drag queens.



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"New data" show that the Elite Jackasses have abandoned the Deplorables. Tell me something I don't know.
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Christianity or New Age, climate-change skepticism or gender criticism, everything eventually leads to QAnon.
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Nick Parrott discusses the supposed harm done by Megan Phelps-Roper, granddaughter of the infamous Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. Like Bobby, Nick seems to think that "bigots" cannot be redeemed.
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Fake news. No one says anything about social credit. The article Fake Tits provided states the State had to intervene because the school unilaterally forced a vegetarian diet on very young children.

School lunch turns out to be a big issue in the USA too.
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Archive of The Hill article. What seems to be the problem?


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Can anyone give me a summary of the Insectman movie? What's the deal with socialism?
And it is fucking retarded to think what is advantageous for ants is equally of value to human beings: the genetics of ants (haplodiploidy) make it more worthwhile for them to cooperate with their sisters than do the "selfish" thing of breeding on their own.

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Takeshi Miike monkey cheese.
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He describes Bobby's behavior to a tee.

Someone posts a sound recording, presumably AI-generated, in which Joe Rogan seems to accuse Jordan Peterson of drinking piss in the Waffle House.
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Oh right: happy 42nd birthday Bobby! May you be as simple and easily amused as ever!
It shouldn't surprise me that bob's such a compulsive crayon-eating Blue Curtain Analyst that he agrees with morons who claim that George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four being a relic of the Cold War means that it's neither prophetic nor relevant to today or even the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. I think half the problem is Bob's semi-sped tendencies; the other half is he secretly WANTS Nineteen Eighty-Four, except he and his Properly Evolved ™️ compatriots will be The Party, and all the MAGAnaiseghoulen will be the ones forced into Two Minutes Hate ™️ and endless gaslighting propaganda along with absolute serfdom. These people treat Nineteen Eighty-Four as a goddamn Instruction Manual, and the horrors suffered by the general populace as right and good and deserved.

That level of dismissiveness is the only kind you can get from someone who thinks they're a THINKER ™️ but are actually a BELIEVER ™️ , whose brain power is so deficient that they can't even contemplate how or why they are incorrect. Bob surely qualifies just as much as the person he retwatted, if not more so.

The only thing I can't figure out so well is why Bob and his senpais don't recognize the inherent antisemitism of The Party. The fuck kind of name do they think (((Emmanuel Goldstein))) IS, FFS?!!!! I know (and know of) lots of left-wing antisemites, and I guess Orwell saw it too. Else he would not have picked that name. Encountering left wing antisemites broke my brain, fam. I was conditioned to believe prior, that it was purely a right-wing phenomenon. They tend to be overwhelmingly pro-Palestinian to the point of having Arafat's AIDs-riddled rotting cock down their throats.

"If Republicans weren't racist" Bitch, there's DEMOCRATS that are more racist that Republicans. AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE (in case there's any confusion).
It's not just bigots. It's anyone who ever dares steps out of line.
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If you'll look you'll see that the date of this tweet, which is still live, was February of 2020. Bob doesn't even have the excuse of being upset about the super scary disease that he was dismissive at first about.

The vocals in the vid are AI made and actually pretty funny and well made.
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I don't know if Bob really wants to signal that this kinda thing is ok to do to people you don't like because you don't like them but I'm game if he's game. We have close to a decade of Bob speak to teach a robot with and I guarantee that whatever we come up with will be far funnier than any cringe vitriol Bob makes. @Flexo please look the other way as we sin against your kind in doing this.

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Wish him well, fellow Bobologists.

So wait, lemme get this straight. It's DRUMPF's fault that babies died in the desert? Fucking hell Bob, BABIES ARE DYING IN THE DESERT RIGHT FUCKING MEOW. If Drumpf was NOT president, suddenly fucking MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS would have a goddamn CONSCIENCE, and not let babies die in the desert cuz they already have the parents' money? It's NOT the Parents' (or whoever fucking is posing as parents to traffic the kids) fault that the babies are dying in the desert? Not the Coyotes'/Cartels' fault? IF they went through A PROPER BORDER CROSSING, BOB, THEY WOULD NOT HAVE TO DIE IN THE DESERT, OMFG. I mean, I know that Bob is the Kwisatz Tarderach, and has terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome Brainworms, but holy shit. This is some next level narcissistic blame game scapegoating.
 
Happy 42nd Birthday Bob! you just broke the record as a 42 year old virgin! 🎂 🥳

Does this means that Bob is the oldest virgin Lolcow, or is there another one with a bigger record than him?
Well, while Boogie has paid women to touch his peepee, he's so fat he cannot physically enter a vagina. And he's seven years older than Bob so if that counts, he's a bigger lolcow with a bigger record.
 
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I was curious, so I checked, but Bob hasn't talked about the current controversial game, Hogwart's Legacy.
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So, should Warner Brothers fire David Zaslav who supports "garbage person" J. K. Rowling and the "over" Harry Potter franchise and hire Robert "MovieBob" Chipman? I think the answer must be a resounding yes. "All Harry Potter projects will be cancelled and replaced with projects based on DC character Detective Chimp! That's what the kids want to see!"
 
Ironically, Moviebob worships Big Brother.



"New data" show that the Elite Jackasses have abandoned the Deplorables. Tell me something I don't know.
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LOL-ing at "if the Republicans weren't racist". If memory serves me correctly, it's Team Donkey that's actively and aggressively driving a political wedge amongst several demographics, including race, sex/gender, age, and sexual orientation, and scapegoating the actions on Team Elephant (who's not doing anything to fight back).



Christianity or New Age, climate-change skepticism or gender criticism, everything eventually leads to QAnon.
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And if your mind is weak enough, you devolve into Moviebob.



Nick Parrott discusses the supposed harm done by Megan Phelps-Roper, granddaughter of the infamous Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church. Like Bobby, Nick seems to think that "bigots" cannot be redeemed.
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Yes, people can be redeemed if they want to be. Problem is, Holierthanthoubob doesn't.



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Fake news. No one says anything about social credit. The article Fake Tits provided states the State had to intervene because the school unilaterally forced a vegetarian diet on very young children.
Question, Bob: Do you have any proof that you've ever donated anything to those poor families? (No, previously chewed Hubba Bubba doesn't count.)
 
Since we're about to enter the season of Lent, perhaps Bob can go back to his Catholic roots and give up being a retard on social media for 40 days. But while I'm wishing for the impossible, I also wish for world peace, winning the lotto, and the respect of my parents.

Also, because I'm a fucking retard about managing my life, I just started a fast and completely forgot I'm about to have to start another fast for Lent right when my fast ends. Oh well, I like living on nothing but Black Coffee.
 
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