Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Wonderful read Flexo -- and I speak for someone who can't give two fucks about capeshit films and Disney's internal politics. What if someone reminded Bobby that Kevin Feige had a hand in Elektra and Silver Surfer?

Director Hayward: You’ve taken an entire town hostage.

Wanda: You brought guns.
Didn't that bitch literally turned someone into spaghetti? And yet somehow guns are worse?
 
Didn't that bitch literally turn someone into spaghetti? And yet somehow guns are worse?
Before we even get to that, isn't it a bit, uh, evil, if not impolite, to psychically imprison a town?

And what world are you living in where guns are not brought to a hostage situation?

You aren't somehow pure if you use mind bullets to the same effect.....
 
Bobby tells us he copes with the deaths of cartoon characters better than a kindergarten girl. Are you impressed?
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I love how the retard at the bottom's statement is completely undercut by his admission that that Optimus dies all the time. Optimus dying all the time and getting revived all the time turns something that's supposed to be impactful into South Park's number one running gag. The only way that it could affect you is if you had some kind of brain damage and you lacked object permanence or pattern recognition because of it.
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Would this anime still be formulaic if it is full of lesbuns? I remember Bobby showing interest in the new Gundum because of lesbuns.
Look, I am a fan of chinky cartoons but most anime is shit. It's a product made to get you hyped up every season that's filled with tropes because good writing and planning is time consuming and expensive. Most of Japan, and the world, doesn't care about anime in general and there's a disturbing percentage that will gobble up whatever shit you put on their plate, consoom if you will. Having said all that, nigga please. When you've sucked off Disney's Marvel for over a decade as they punch a blue laser you don't get to complain about tropes. When you loudly applaud nonsensical bullshit like The Last Jedi or Glass Onion because it makes you feel smart as those things go out of their way to destroy any story telling rule or established character convention like a spoiled and petulant preteen, you don't get to be smug about tropes.
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Of course Bobby wants the cutie. Of course.
Make the girl the lead because it's #HerTime.
 
It's probably been said before, but Bob's Thinkers vs. Believers dichotomy is itself just his own personal belief. There's no empirical evidence to back it up. It falls apart as soon as you mention that Isaac Newton was a devout Christian. One of the most famous Thinkers in history was also a Believer. Your hypothesis that religious people can't be rational or intelligent has failed a test even a grade-schooler could apply to it. Go rework your theory, you stupid Believer.
Nor is there any evidence that "stupid" people are morally inferior to "smart" people.

This is all just shit that Bob made up, and he treats it like the gospel truth. Very anti-intellectual of him.
I mean this from the bottom of my heart when I say this, I wish dorks like Bob would shut up and leave the thinking to the actual intellectuals.

Who do these people think they’re impressing?
 
Before we even get to that, isn't it a bit, uh, evil, if not impolite, to psychically imprison a town?

And what world are you living in where guns are not brought to a hostage situation?

You aren't somehow pure if you use mind bullets to the same effect.....
"If you won't let us go, just let us die."

I'm sure Wanda's hostages appreciated the government showing up with guns, even if she didn't.

The thing is, for as funny and horrible as that scene is, I think its at least understandable that Wanda has basically gone mad from grief, and is so far removed from her right mind that she's more pitiable than villainous.

Than she shows up in Dr. Strange, Medicine Woman, and she just starts slaughtering innocents and other superheroes like its nothing. And at some point between when she's plotting the murder of a teenager and turning Mr. Fantastic into pasta, I think even the densest motherfucker realized that Wanda's character writing may have gotten a little silly.
 
Uygur was born in Istanbul, so I'm sure the author of what Big Al quotes is right in that he name his show "The Young Turks" out of sheer spite. And can someone translate the Bobese for me?
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I'm impressed that Big Al called out Chunk the Brown Buffalo on his genocide denial. However, to the point at hand, re: translating Bob's Bobese:

Bob's referring to a time when Sister Souljah, who was an activist in the 90s, was criticized by then-president Bill Clinton (see Bob, THAT is how you use a hyphen in a sentence) for saying something offensive. They called this a "Sister Souljah Moment ™️ ". Basically what she was saying was in relation to gang violence in Los Angeles:
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Clinton's response was as follows:
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Also Bob mis-worded and used "through" instead of THROW, and it's throw under the BUS, Bobby. But then it's confusing because it's hard to parse whether Bob means Ana or Chunk when talking about the Sister Souljah to be thrown under the bus. Bob obviously thinks Ana is now equivalent-to-MAGAnaiseghoulen. As a response to what Big Al said, it's even more baffling. It almost seems like Bob's defending Chunk/The Young Turks to Big Al.

Before we even get to that, isn't it a bit, uh, evil, if not impolite, to psychically imprison a town?

And what world are you living in where guns are not brought to a hostage situation?

You aren't somehow pure if you use mind bullets to the same effect.....
Hollywood is, and has been for a long time, invested in the GUNS R BAD M'KAY anti-gun [Critical Drinker] (THE) MESSAGE[/Critical Drinker].
 
People wanna see Marvel/Disney crash and burn for the spetacle, myself included, but unfortunately life is seldom that interesting. The MCU brand will fizzle out like a fart, gonna take time, and by the time it is done, very few people will notice.
I to want to see Disney go broke in a huge event to. Unfortunate what will probably happen is they will just keep making movies that make less and less money until they are small and irrelevant.
Bob's referring to a time when Sister Souljah, who was an activist in the 90s, was criticized by then-president Bill Clinton (see Bob, THAT is how you use a hyphen in a sentence) for saying something offensive. They called this a "Sister Souljah Moment ™️ ". Basically what she was saying was in relation to gang violence in Los Angeles:
This relates to some stuff bob has said about troon shit. It is no secret that in modern America. Part of living in regular society is jut accepting or at least not questioning blatant double standards. One such double standard is when does interpersonal violence reflect a larger issue ? For example in regards to trasngenders movie bob has talked up and down about how much they are killed. This has even lead some people such as Vaush to claim that this is a sign of an impending "queer genocide". I don't know if Movie bob believes this but at this point would it surprise you if he did ? Anyways you want to know the death toll of this supposed wave of terror against the troons ? 32, 32 transgender people were killed in all of 2022. In 2022 there were 480300 White people killed by Black people. Yet to the left and society at large this is purely a coincidence and not only will they not talk about it they will punish you for talking about it. This also looks even more hypocritical when compared to the "stop Asian hate movement". Obviously I don't support running around and beating up random Asians but in terms of number of victims there are way more White people killed by Black people then Asian people killed by White people. Yet one was an internationally recognized activist campaign and the other is a "conspiracy theory". How comes Asians being killed by Whites is indicative of a larger problem and no one is even willing to consider that maybe it's a coincidence. Yet Whites being killed by Blacks is written off as "purely socioeconomic factors" and no one is even willing to hear out the argument that it isn't.
 
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Tucker Carlson states the obvious: losers with useless college degrees and smoke weed everyday would prefer Socialism, because they are failures in Capitalism.
and ironically, they'd be even worse failures and considered parasites in actual socialism; instead of getting paid for it, actively and persistently avoiding their obligations to work (e.g. getting useless degrees) would eventually lead to them making a one-way trip to the gulag
Communism is just a excuse for many to be lazy. Go lay bricks all day, then ask if you want your money collectivized.
that was not the case in the USSR; you were obliged to work a minimum number of hours, and more hours you worked, the more you were paid
it definitely wouldn't work like that in the anglosphere, you'd just get lazy bastards whinging at their commissar about being made to work, and when they didn't get their own way, whinging at the commissar's boss until they cave in and allow the whingers special privileges not to work, just to get them to shut up and fuck off
 
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Would this anime still be formulaic if it is full of lesbuns? I remember Bobby showing interest in the new Gundum because of lesbuns.
Most anime is formulaic and relies on the same tropes. Most Western fiction is formulaic and relies on the same tropes. These are not mutually exclusive. Only a mongoloid would think, "This thing you like is formulaic, therefore you can't say other things are formulaic."

Anime fans just happen to prefer the formula where a blatant audience stand-in wins at everything and is surrounded by big-titted women to the formula where the straight, white, male main character is emasculated, humiliated, scolded, browbeaten, and upstaged by a strong genderqueer of color.

Having followed this thread for a while here is an easy breakdown of Bobs thinker vs believers shit, it literally evolved from his juvenile good guys bad guys mentality. Let's look at it's trajectory.
  • Good vs Evil
  • Smart vs Dumb
  • Thinkers vs Believers
These are all things bob has argued as being totally real. The good vs evil he is tender about because it sounds like religious zealotry. The smart vs dumb he gets antsy about because most people don't know or agree with his retarded idea of what that means. Then finally thinkers vs believers is so detached and uniquely stupid to Robert that he can try and make it whatever he wants it to be. No religious or moral hang ups, thinkers and believers are completely at Bob's discretion in his own obese mind.
That's similar to something someone else said earlier in the thread about how Bob's """humor""" works, where he skips the basic forms of a joke and goes for the reference to a reference to a reference to a joke. He has no theory of mind, so he doesn't realize that we can't read his stupid mind, and he doesn't realize that going over everyone's head is not a sign of high intelligence. We don't see the stupid gears turning, we only see the end result of a long, stupid thought process that ends at "Believers vs. Thinkers."

If I were Bob's manager, I would kill myself tell him to write a Medium.com article or whatever laying out his retarded Thinkers vs. Believers dichotomy in essay form, then link to it every time he thought he could bring it up in conversation. That way people could at least see how he """logically""" arrived at his stupid """idea""" and maybe convince some idiots that it makes sense. You know, pivot away from the dying platform he thinks is irrelevant into longer-form writing (which he is actually worse at than tweeting, somehow) on a more reputable platform. You, grow and evolve his brand instead of sitting in his mom's basement tweeting about cartoons all day and night.
 
Still, Kasparian has made a grave faux pas; she isn't evolved enough to know men can menstruate too.
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Uygur was born in Istanbul, so I'm sure the author of what Big Al quotes is right in that he name his show "The Young Turks" out of sheer spite. And can someone translate the Bobese for me?
There's no such thing as Cancel Culture, Bob. Never has been.

How's Sistah Souljah doing these days, btw?

When people/groups with more power and/or exposure than you fuck you over, you obviously had it coming.
 
Funnily enough, I steered clear of the new Gundam because literally all I heard about it was the lesbun nonsense. It took watching a couple episodes to realize "oh, it's more than that", but it's all the fandom focuses on so it's all that gets talked about.

Bob would probably like it because potential lesbun nonsense and then regurgitate stuff about Revolutionary Girl Utena because the show feels like an updated version of that. The Slap at the end of S1 might put him off, though.
 
That brings up something I found the other day...

So I was reading this:

Right or wrong, agree or disagree, you must admit the author's words are unique. I couldn't help but start comparing that author's view of Kevin Feige to Bob's. It was then that it hit me: Bob is just... boring. His views are ALWAYS the most regurgitated, copy-cat form of whatever is going on in the zeitgeist at the moment. What new insight does he have on Kevin and the MCU? "Zomg! HE'S SO AWESOME AND AMAZING!" And?

It reminds me of that segment I listened of his from the Boston critics podcast. What was his big "insight" on Creed? How massive Coogler's balls must be to walk up to Stallone and ask him for permission to play in his sandbox.

That is Bob in a nutshell. He literally has no interesting insights into anything. He could be replaced by a bot because he doesn't add anything to a conversation a bot couldn't.
Bob has come up with some ideas that could be interesting interpretations... if it wasn't contradicted by the source material or the author and a quick google search could tell him he was full of shit. For example, back in the early Escapist days, he did a video about how the prequel trilogy was actually a deconstruction of the prophecy trope and that the Jedi misunderstood Anakin being the chosen one... except that Lucas has said in multiple interviews that the prophecy referred to Anakin killing Palpatine and himself at the end of RotJ. I think he also did something on Game Overthinker where he thought Rosalina was actually a goddess and wondered about the implications of Mario meeting his in-universe creator, even though SMG has her backstory, making it clear she's a normal woman and the stars call her 'mama' because she adopted them.

If you don't know anything about what he's talking about, he can come off as insightful. But, once he goes to something you're familiar with, you can easily tell he's full of shit.
I mean this from the bottom of my heart when I say this, I wish dorks like Bob would shut up and leave the thinking to the actual intellectuals.

Who do these people think they’re impressing?
They impress themselves, and Bob thinks he's smarter than a majority of people out there, so obviously he's impressing them too.
 
Anime fans just happen to prefer the formula where a blatant audience stand-in wins at everything and is surrounded by big-titted women to the formula where the straight, white, male main character is emasculated, humiliated, scolded, browbeaten, and upstaged by a strong genderqueer of color.
The difference is, animes have audience self inserts western bullshit has author self inserts. I would argue anime is better about characters having to work for stuff. Whenever characters get really strong in like Naruto or Bleach for example it's show the Main character has to work for it. Yes they get lucky sometimes but still the effort is there. In American kid's shows like Steven Universe the main character is a fat retard who keeps fucking up and just keeps getting bailed out by getting more overpowered. Western media also has this new trend of demographic self inserts which are meant to be feel good self insert characters for whole groups of people. Like Rey from Star Wars is meant to be some overpowered wish fulfillment for women. This is one of the things that has lead to western media sucking ass in the last 20 years, because these characters are written as and seen as emissaries of whole groups of people. Any flaw with this character will be interpreted as a flaw that every member of that group has according to the showrunners. When a character isn't allowed to fail that limits how much they can grow and change.

Funnily enough, I steered clear of the new Gundam because literally all I heard about it was the lesbun nonsense. It took watching a couple episodes to realize "oh, it's more than that", but it's all the fandom focuses on so it's all that gets talked about.
You said it I am just so sick of lesbians.
 
I think he also did something on Game Overthinker where he thought Rosalina was actually a goddess and wondered about the implications of Mario meeting his in-universe creator, even though SMG has her backstory, making it clear she's a normal woman and the stars call her 'mama' because she adopted them.
No she's not A goddess. She is THE god of the Mario universe and god is female, thus sayeth the great lapsed pope Diabeeto II.
rewatching it, it's quite the magical experience.
 
I only occasionally look in on Bob, and I'm a bit surprised to see that he's still tirelessly battling the fans of Zack Snyder. Is this his new Console 'Nam, transposed from video games to his current big passion of superhero movies? It gets a bit diluted in all the garbage he spews out every day, but I think this is some of the best evidence that, deep underneath the fat, he really still is that same spergy kid who burbled about how Mario beats Sonic any day in the school playground 30 years ago.
 
My point is that how would you be able to describe the taste of a snickers bar in a interesting way? It is a snickers bar you know, everybody knows what it tastes like.
You and I may not be able to, but Gordon Ramsey probably could. He could probably even describe different snickers from each other.

Yeah there's formulaic lovers and haters of the MCU, but you can find others who make interesting points. ("The Queen’s refusal only makes sense if Namor was demanding Shuri’s hand in marriage to seal the deal.") I guess I'm spoiled because I follow a few "documentary" style commentators who can seemingly find something interesting to say about ANY movie.

But Bob never talks about anything interesting, Even from a praise perspective he doesn't say much beyond the seal clapping fanbois that RLM mocked. His use of the thesaurus is to give the illusion of interesting without the substance.

That's similar to something someone else said earlier in the thread about how Bob's """humor""" works, where he skips the basic forms of a joke and goes for the reference to a reference to a reference to a joke.
That was me! Theory validated!
 
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Bobby is complacent that half of the world is dumber than him.
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There is no way there are 3.5 billion people on earth even dumber than Moviebob. 3.5 hundred, maybe, but not 3.5 billion.

Tucker Carlson states the obvious: losers with useless college degrees and smoke weed everyday would prefer Socialism, because they are failures in Capitalism. He is agitated by Ben Shapiro's failure to understand his intention to protect the most common job of high-school educated men in America.
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I'm not even sure Bobby is of average intelligence. Average intelligence among liberals, maybe.
If you removed Moviebob from the entirety of America's Liberal population, the Liberals' average IQ jumps upward a few dozen hundred points.



And Mayor McCheese would be an intellectual upgrade from Fuckwit in Chief Biden.



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Why should people take part in protests about issues they are not concerned about? Even Bobby has a vested interest for "trans rights", he doesn't take part in protests.
Moviebob's existence relies on chasing clout and steling valor. Without those, Moviebob's got next to nothing.



Fox News host would rather -- following august traditions in both Law and Philosophy -- leave "woke" undefined. Instead of (in addition to?) being a proposition, she allows "woke" to be a sense or a feeling.
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1. That everything in the world can be expressed in propositions is an extremely contentious belief.
2. Explain the liberal canard "You make me feel uncomfortable". Is it a fact with a precise definition, or just another Belief?
3. If there is no definition of the object of Believe, what is a Believer actually Believing? If a Believer Believes in a literal nothing, is he still a Believer?
I'm highly doubtful that a Thinker™ such as Moviebob could answer any of those questions with any cogency.



Bobby recognizes he'd have been cannon fodder in Civil War 1.0.
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Given that Moviebob's a big, fat butterball of a target with half the speed and none of the IQ...



Whatever makes Bobby uncomfortable, he declares it not real.
So... does that mean Moviebob doesn't see truth as real?



"Land doesn't vote" is one of the dumbest takes anyone can spew.



Twitter. Because "hate speech" kills.
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Yes, because if Moviebob were to program A.I. for a self-driving vehicle, these cars would hunt out, seek, and turn anyone wearing a red cap into red paste.



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If these fragile delicate souls are seeing more "hate speech", why are they still on Twitter?
Given that Moviebob spews almost nothing but hate speech, why is Moviebob still on Twitter?



ACLU talks sense for a change.
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Since when does Moviebob give a damn about what the Constitution says. Bob still contends that anyone who didn't vote for Führer Hillary should be stripped of their weapons and their right to vote, be forced into paying a Crybabybob tax, and be denied their status as humans.
 
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