Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[A Very Big Fish]

Did Plato ever experience the JFK assassination level revelation that was Super Mario Bros 3 in The Wizard? Did Aristotle ever watch Tony Stark build and wield the Iron Man suit? No? Then clearly Ancient philosophers have absolutely no relevance to the modern day!

If Marcus Aurelius had seen the Super Mario Bros. '93 film, he would have wept.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Did Plato ever experience the JFK assassination level revelation that was Super Mario Bros 3 in The Wizard? Did Aristotle ever watch Tony Stark build and wield the Iron Man suit? No? Then clearly Ancient philosophers have absolutely no relevance to the modern day!

The Wizard thing is so weird to me I get he loved Super Mario Bros 3 hell I loved it, but the Wizard was shit it wasn't even Fred Savage's best film that year that was Little Monsters.

& there is like 50 damn movies that came out that year better than that to name a few Batman fucking Batman which was a legit cultural event type film that movie was everywhere. There was also Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, License to Kill, Back to the Future Part II, & Ghostbusters II. Those are just the big franchise movies Christ 89 was an amazing year for movies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_in_film#External_links

& this retarded cunt thinks the Wizard was some big deal.

 

[Flexo]

I have rarely wanted to reach through a computer screen and strangle someone more.

Grimdark Mario is the dumbest idea.

Eh, it did lead to one of the funniest SNL sketches in a long time.

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Anyway, again I find a nugget on the interwebs that further explains Bobby. So I've linked the Dark Herald previously. Well he was going over the recent Disney kerfuffle and - unlike Bob - was being INFORMATIVE. Well look at this little sentence from his description of Walt Disney's grand plan and hope for EPCOT.

Big Bob’s Big Mistake - Arkhaven Site

UPDATE: A criminal investigation has been opened on Disney and the former members of the Reedy Creek Improvement District. Hoo boy! This was bad. I briefly touched on this last night in an update on my last post. This will be more involved. First, I need to give you some background info, and...

arkhavencomics.com

Walt was also planning to change the education system completely. Getting rid of tests and replacing them with a gaming system.​

(emphasis mine)

Remember from his own book Bob was not very good at school. So just imagine if he got wind of the above. Disney was on the verge of replacing tests with video games! (ok probably not really but you know that's how Bob would interpret it) Oh if only he hadn't died so young, Bob might have been recognized for the genius he has always truly been!

Spoiler: Relevant Business bit from the article

During the question-and-answer portion of the Disney Annual Investor Meeting, an already flustered Bob Iger answered a question that at first seemed like it was from a friendly or at least neutral quarter.

An Ameriprise Financial Advisor asked, ‘What are you doing to protect stockholder value because of the Reedy Creek problems with the State of Florida?’

Iger went into a long and rambling answer that demolished fifty years of carefully cultivated legal fiction. He briefly and biased covered the history of the Florida Anti-Grooming law and Disney’s hysterical reaction to it. And then said, ‘The governor of Florida got angry and decided to retaliate’, (here is the kill quote) “including the naming of a new board to oversee the property and the business.”

Disney’s Chinese Wall was completely blown up.

Done.

It is ended. It is over.

Bob Iger acting in his capacity Chief Executive Officer at an official stockholder function effectively admitted that the Reedy Creek Improvement District was directly connected to the Walt Disney Company. There was no effort at conflation at all. “…oversee the property and business.” He has now stated that the two were inseperable. It was unbelievable.

Legally, Ron DeSantis did not punish the Disney Company at all, not even a little bit. He dissolved a special tax district with absurdly overreaching powers and replaced it with one that had the normal powers you’d expect a Florida special tax district to have. Legally, Disney wasn’t affected at all because the Walt Disney Company had no legal control over Reedy Creek.

Yes. Yes, I know it was an obvious sham but before the law, it was not a sham. However, when the Chief Executive Officer of the Walt Disney Company admits that there was no separation between these two entities, then Disney just lost the tent pole of any legal argument they had.

The silly shit that Disney got up to right before the old district was disbanded probably just took one in the head. The “cities” of Bay Lake and Lake Buena Vista can now be dissolved without any difficulty at all. IF that happens, the billions owed in municipal “tax-free” bonds will instantly be dissolved and land on Disney. Oh, and those tax-free bonds would then become taxable debentures.

This could easily be interpreted as a confession of securities fraud, so I honestly don’t have clue what will happen next.

 

[johnny dollars]

I feel like MovieBob hates Harry Potter over more than over just the trans stuff, though of course the trans stuff would be enough to enrage him like this. He sounds like a Christian Fundamentalist from about 20 years ago.

Didn't he make a video where he spends the entire video sucking his own dick for not reviewing a fantastic beasts movie?

 

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

I just watched it. It was pretty mid, solid 5-6/10. I think It's Mariover for Bob.

Edit: What the fuck am I talking about he'll eat this shit up because he wants Nintendo to win.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Let me ask you guys a question, why do people like Bob depend so much on shows and movies?

Sorry, if I sound autistic, but I’ve seen people who think if they worked on popular shows and movies it would make them popular or something stupid.

It baffles me.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Excessive amounts of spending but also at one point he mentioned trying to make a movie and from the sounds of things he tried to get other lolcows from out of state to be in it because he was whining about how Covid meant he couldn't finish the movie. He never said what it was about or who was in it. So he either had a script, bought some shit for it and sent money to the 'actors' so they would come and then Covid ruined everything, or he just had a vague idea, never got around to doing anything, and is using Covid as an excuse for why his amazing film career never took off, and the debt is from trying to live a life he couldn't afford.

Did Plato ever experience the JFK assassination level revelation that was Super Mario Bros 3 in The Wizard? Did Aristotle ever watch Tony Stark build and wield the Iron Man suit? No? Then clearly Ancient philosophers have absolutely no relevance to the modern day!

also, don't forget he and Lesser Bro are bankrolling Seth's stupid slasher troon movie, as Producers, so that's probably where a chunk of their $ is going - and last I heard Lesser Bro was ALREADY up to his eyeballs in debt with a six-figure renovation of his house and a smart fridge way too expensive for him. So being bad with money seems to run in the family. It's par for the course with Alcoholics, which they surely inherited from Pa (and also likely Ma) Chipman.

 

[Imposteroak]

I have rarely wanted to reach through a computer screen and strangle someone more.

Being an animation sperg myself and maybe I'm biased but I think most people and critics for that matter can go into watching a movie meant for kids and adjust their expectations. I haven't seen the movie, but it sounds like the plot is threadbare even by kids movie standards which is what I've come to expect from Illumination. Not every kids movie has to be an earth shattering epic, but using the demographic as an excuse for shitty writing is for hacks.
I liked Paper Mario as a kid, and mechanics wise it was pretty weak especially for an RPG. I still played through it because I liked the story, so the idea that no one plays Mario games for the plot is a pretty weak excuse.
I've come to appreciate simple plots executed well in recent years, but you need a plot in the first place for that to even work.
I really don't like shit just happening so other stuff can happen so writers can show off their bants.

 

[King Dead]

During the question-and-answer portion of the Disney Annual Investor Meeting, an already flustered Bob Iger answered a question that at first seemed like it was from a friendly or at least neutral quarter.

An Ameriprise Financial Advisor asked, ‘What are you doing to protect stockholder value because of the Reedy Creek problems with the State of Florida?’

Iger went into a long and rambling answer that demolished fifty years of carefully cultivated legal fiction. He briefly and biased covered the history of the Florida Anti-Grooming law and Disney’s hysterical reaction to it. And then said, ‘The governor of Florida got angry and decided to retaliate’, (here is the kill quote) “including the naming of a new board to oversee the property and the business.”

Disney’s Chinese Wall was completely blown up.

This is why I couldn't help but laugh at Bob and other Disney shills acting like Iger was running circles around Desantis and Disney was going to be able to do whatever they wanted in perpetuity. None of the legal stunts they were attempting to pull (like "this contract is valid until 21 years past the death of the last of King George III's descendants") had any basis in reality, they were just doing it in retaliation because they couldn't stand being told no. Reedy Creek is still subservient to the state of Florida, and Florida can revoke its special status at any time. Probably should have decades ago, no amusement park needed all those privileges, they simply didn't because there weren't any issues with how Disney was running things.

All they had to do was shut up, run their theme park, and not groom kids. How hard was that? (Too hard, apparently.)

Being an animation sperg myself and maybe I'm biased but I think most people and critics for that matter can go into watching a movie meant for kids and adjust their expectations. I haven't seen the movie, but it sounds like the plot is threadbare even by kids movie standards which is what I've come to expect from Illumination. Not every kids movie has to be an earth shattering epic, but using the demographic as an excuse for shitty writing is for hacks.
I liked Paper Mario as a kid, and mechanics wise it was pretty weak especially for an RPG. I still played through it because I liked the story, so the idea that no one plays Mario games for the plot is a pretty weak excuse.
I've come to appreciate simple plots executed well in recent years, but you need a plot in the first place for that to even work.
I really don't like shit just happening so other stuff can happen so writers can show off their bants.

I'm more than capable of tempering my expectations when it comes to a kids' movie, but I agree that "it's just a kids' movie" isn't a good excuse to avoid doing basic screenwriting. There are plenty of kids' movies that have good stories, memorable characters, and emotional moments, things that stick with you long after you've seen them. Kids are dumb, but that doesn't mean they don't deserve good entertainment, something better than the equivalent of jingling keys in front of their faces, which is what the Mario movie seems to be.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

All they had to do was shut up, run their theme park, and not groom kids. How hard was that? (Too hard, apparently.)

I know right, seriously the "don't say gay bill" ironically titled because it doesn't say gay. Is the most mild shit ever. No reasonable person should take issue with it. I saw some political experts argue that Desantis started with this weak bill as a means to bait outrage from his opponents and make them look bad. Probably not but it is a thought. Movie Bob is all you need to do that.

I'm more than capable of tempering my expectations when it comes to a kids' movie, but I agree that "it's just a kids' movie" isn't a good excuse to avoid doing basic screenwriting. There are plenty of kids' movies that have good stories, memorable characters, and emotional moments, things that stick with you long after you've seen them. Kids are dumb, but that doesn't mean they don't deserve good entertainment, something better than the equivalent of jingling keys in front of their faces, which is what the Mario movie seems to be.

I agree, I think kids who grow up with better made entertainment turn out better, like my schools Valedictorian watched Studio Ghibli movies as a kid and all the retarded kids watched WWE. Movie Bob here watched the super Mario brothers super show and Captain N the gay master.

 

[Positron]

If Marcus Aurelius had seen the Super Mario Bros. '93 film, he would have wept.

If Seneca knew there were going to be people fapping to Princess Peach, he would commit suicide.

MTG compares NYC to Gotham City: the air stinks, filth everywhere, people dying in the streets because of drug abuse.


Metis children died in boarding schools, therefore they must be murdered by bloodthirsty white priests. Justin Trudeau acknowledged it so it must be true.

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When journos start reporting unsavory stories about transsexuals, the left drop them like a hot potato. Serves them.


Rock-stubborn Coffin still doesn't get the difference between the outrages of lefties vs righties. You see, MAGAs are angry that their beer can changed, but trannies are literally fighting for their right not to die!


Dylan Mulvaney trolls the right just as Rowling trolls the left.



I strongly doubt the Republicans want to inspect children's genitals themselves, and if you think an inspection by health care professional is something sexual, you are the sick one who sexualize children. As for winning elections, the Democrats are so used to lying to win election that it is now their defining character.


How difficult it is to have doctors or nurses do it?

Once again, transsexuals compare transsexualism with cancer.

Most people who had animal organs transplanted into them die very quickly, so I guess they are apt comparisons with transsexuals?


Again, if you think a boy being poisoned by quacks of Washington U is an issue of partisan politics, you are a very sick person.

Glenn Greenwald discusses trans issues. Greenwald, who actually has a viewership, is mindful that what he says would be construed as. Bobby has no such worries.



Kid Rock still has his dick and balls. You don't. Your male ego has long gone to the medical incinerator.


You are not uniquely broken -- furry troons who waste their welfare money on commissions are legion -- but you are very broken indeed.


I hope he'd find Lesser Brother a perfect gentleman.

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The world would never be the same without him.

That fucking goat again. Bobby shows us he's eaten more Ls than we have imagined.

I'm not sure who is crying harder now: the girl or Bobby.



Perhaps not wanting his lunch or dinner ruined, Bobby switched topic to something old.

So when is Bobby going to acknowledge the Critical Drinker's criticism against him?


How about people who complain about AI art?

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Matt Walsh advocates his followers to boycott one woke company ("victim") as a time.


Bobby thinks Americans are as faithful to the Rat as he does.


Malodorian




Spiderverse




Nolan


Barbie





Reminder that Bobby faps to Project A-ko for bizarre lesbo shit.

Speaking of lesbo shit.

I don't see anyone shaking any tree. Is this some hip sexual slang?


Don't tell me you're not familiar with silicone bags, Bobby.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

So the Mario Movie, a movie Bob likes, just came out. You'd think he'd tweet more about it, but no! Review's done, back to boring political bullshit on the irrelevant (as said by Bob) website that doesn't matter!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Let me ask you guys a question, why do people like Bob depend so much on shows and movies?

Sorry, if I sound autistic, but I’ve seen people who think if they worked on popular shows and movies it would make them popular or something stupid.

It baffles me.

Because they're simpletons and these things are comforting because they don't challenge them. Bob is an extreme example in that most of these people can at least understand mild nuances like anti-heroes in their worldview while Bob can't accept anything violating his childish religious worldview.

They're also often narcissists because in their simplicity they can't even conceive of anyone different from them except as complete opposites. Bob is, again, an extreme example. Are you saying everyone doesn't obsessively follow the same small cohort of shows and movies? That doesn't even make any sense, of course they do because these things are existentially important.

MTG compares NYC to Gotham City: the air stinks, filth everywhere, people dying in the streets because of drug abuse.

It's pretty easy to just look and see that MTG's district is one of the northmost in Georgia, Bob.

Also, I like the subtle racism of "'authentic' parts of Georgia" which Bob didn't even stop to recognize he put in scare quotes.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob is an extreme example

It's been said before, but I'll say it again; if you pitched a character exactly like Moviebob to a Hollywood executive, book publisher, or video game studio, you'd be laughed out of the room for creating someone so unrealistic. Yet, Robert exists anyway, because Robert doesn't care what normal people think is or isn't unrealistic. That goes for his hopes and dreams for the Superior Future and the nuking of the mayo ghouls- they're impossible, but Robert doesn't care what normal, rational people think is or isn't impossible.

In a bit of good news for Robert, his Superior Future may only be seven years away (link/archive). It's not a robot body, but it's immortality. All he has to do is not have a heart attack in the next seven years.

 

[JayHarrison]

Two posts retweeted by Bootlickerbob.

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Admitting to having a problem is, ironically, something Moviebob will never do--at least, not with any sincerity

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MTG compares NYC to Gotham City: the air stinks, filth everywhere, people dying in the streets because of drug abuse.

The worst of Georgia's got to still be more habitable than whatever shithole Assholechusetts community that Moviebob calls home.

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When journos start reporting unsavory stories about transsexuals, the left drop them like a hot potato. Serves them.

Fuck off with that bullshit, "doctor" Flowers. Because if these "fucks" weren't interested in telling the truth, they wouldn't have referred to the Nashville shooter was trans.

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Rock-stubborn Coffin still doesn't get the difference between the outrages of lefties vs righties. You see, MAGAs are angry that their beer can changed, but trannies are literally fighting for their right not to die!

The proper to response to Moviebob's is as follows:

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Anyone want to confirm Moviebob's gender by kicking Bob as hard as possible in front half of where the two legs meet? Given that Moviebob is a perpetual (cry)bully, it's an act of justice, not bullying. Bob set forth the rules; I'm only adhering to them.

I strongly doubt the Republicans want to inspect children's genitals themselves, and if you think an inspection by health care professional is something sexual, you are the sick one who sexualize children.

Yup.

As for winning elections, the Democrats are so used to lying to win election that it is now their defining character.

Double yup.

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Kid Rock still has his dick and balls. You don't. Your male ego has long gone to the medical incinerator.

[cue Friday "DAMN!"]

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How's the saying go? "A good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun"? My guess is that Moviebob interprets the statement as "it takes a evolved, superiyaa 21st-Century human to stop a MAGA with a gun".

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That fucking goat again. Bobby shows us he's eaten more Ls than we have imagined.

I love the fact that many Twitter users are (accurately) equating Bob's worldview to that of Adolf Hitler.

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I'm not sure who is crying harder now: the girl or Bobby.

For the newcomers to KiwiFarms wondering why I refuse to refer to Moviebob as "he"/"him"/"his"...

Now you know.

Perhaps not wanting his lunch or dinner ruined, Bobby switched topic to something old.

So when is Bobby going to acknowledge the Critical Drinker's criticism against him?

Moviebob won't. Bob will likely cry "haraassment!"

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Matt Walsh advocates his followers to boycott one woke company ("victim") as a time.

Walsh is attacking wrongful ideas. Moviebob is attacking people who engage in wrongthink and don't genuflect before Bob. Yuge difference.

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Barbie

President Barbie would be a considerable upgrade from Fuckwit in Chief Biden and Vice Prostitute Kamala thousands of times over. Then again, so would a turd sandwich drizzled with a vomit vinaigrette.

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm going with @Absolutego's take: he sounds soulless because he truly didn't like it, but he has to feign approval so that more Mario content is created for him to consoom. Bob needs Mario to succeed so he can use it as a distraction from his own failures, in much the same way he's been using James Gunn's career. He lives vicariously through select others that he considers the Good Guys, and if they win, he thinks he does too.

Having just gotten out of a screening for the movie, this is the correct take.

It’s not a terrible movie, but it’s the most mid thing I have ever seen. Without going into an autistic sperg fest complaining about all the stuff Bob would have if it was any movie other than Mario, I think this is the best way to illustrate it: it was a 10:30 pm showing, only adults and teenagers were in the half filled theatre… there was literally only one guy who laughed the entire time, and he was autistic as fuck(dude sang along with ELO’s Mr. Blue Sky which for some baffling reason is the song they end the movie on)

I don’t think anyone hated the movie, but I can’t imagine a single person thinking it’s better than a 6/10.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The guns are to protect the kids. And the ones packing will most likely be strong enough to deal with some rowdy kid- that's assuming it's open carry as on their hip which I doubt. What Bob imagines:

Seneca knew there were going to be people fapping to Princess Peach, he would commit suicide.

Bob not understanding memes, true content lads. As for Clinton, I don't remember his house getting raided and him getting arrested- Republicans didn't do Jack shit to him. Meanwhile...

I'm just saying, there is a severe difference.

Ok Bobby. So far your party is bungling energy, with OPEC slashing oil production, only allowing ONE measly pipeline in fucking Alaska to be built, pushing electric cars onto a overstrained electric grid- all the while our military is spending a shit ton on new projects, good in theroy... in a good economy. Only good thing is Hypersonic missiles, which began under Trump after sleeping under Obama. Meanwhile the McCarthy has landed in Taiwan to reassure them of our commitment, IS NOT making deals with fuckin Nvidia, and the White House can't even confirm their commitment when fucking Japan of all countries is now arming other nations for the inevitable conflict. Look at this Bob:

That's a Type 003 supercarrier. A bit small by supercarrier standards, but the Chinese did it. All while YOUR party fritters cash away.

Spiderverse

Bob overexplaining a admittedly good movie, but one with a time limit.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm surprised he seemed to dislike The Super Mario Bros. movie. The three main issues with the film, to me and in order of increasing egregiousness, are: the celebrity voice actors, not that any of them did a bad job here, since I even liked Seth Rogan's portrayal of Donkey Kong; a little too much licensed music, even though I like hearing Take on Me that doesn't mean the others were that great or appropriate; and with the worst part being Princess Peach's girl power, which avoided being mean-spirited except for a scene or two, and I know Princess Peach is an active participant in some games, but I would've toned it down a little. Regardless, I felt the film was firstly good out of good or bad, and an 8/10 or 7/10 at the very least. With all of the malevolent forces trying to worm their ways into everything, it was better than I expected it to be; and it could've been much worse. There was no faggotry or like things in it, which is nice. I'm even considering watching it again.

Oh, I nearly forgot to mention it's heads and tails above those terrible Sonic the Hedgehog films.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

So, hey, seems like the MAGA plague was the cause Robert had to go back to mom's.

After I was done laughing, it hit me, wait, this doesn't make sense at all. Robert "works" from home, not to mention, during lockdowns, evictions were prohibited, and atop pf that, Landlords in the US received goverment help to make it up for people who couldn't pay rent due the quarantines. How in the fuck the "MAGA plague" made you lose your aparment Robert?

And the frustrating thing is, there is no push back to this shit, I know, safari and such, but man Robert is such a compulsive liar that it just exasperating sometimes to not call it to his face...

Anyways, you are not foolling anybody Robert. You didn't bitch about "losing" your place because you didn't want people to know that you had to move back to your Mom (the work facility bit had me in stiches), you bring it up now because for some reasons you think people will believe this "Maga plague" storyline.

Robert went back to mom because he not only lost his gig with the Escapist due the bad stink he raises on twitter, but also because his patreon went down for almost half as it was, as Robert stopped doing videos people liked, sticking to dullard movie reviews and shit hot takes about capeshit, not to mention wasting his time "writing" for Matpat who pays him on pennies and well wishes, and he doesn't even get credits on the videos.

Well, had a good laugh with the "I HAD TO GO BACK TO MY MOM'S BECAUSE OF MAGA!!!".

If that ain't the best endorsement for Trump, then I don't know what it is.

 

[WelperHelper99]

So, hey, seems like the MAGA plague was the cause Robert had to go back to mom's.

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After I was done laughing, it hit me, wait, this doesn't make sense at all. Robert "works" from home, not to mention, during lockdowns, evictions were prohibited, and atop pf that, Landlords in the US received goverment help to make it up for people who couldn't pay rent due the quarantines. How in the fuck the "MAGA plague" made you lose your aparment Robert?

And the frustrating thing is, there is no push back to this shit, I know, safari and such, but man Robert is such a compulsive liar that it just exasperating sometimes to not call it to his face...

Anyways, you are not foolling anybody Robert. You didn't bitch about "losing" your place because you didn't want people to know that you had to move back to your Mom (the work facility bit had me in stiches), you bring it up now because for some reasons you think people will believe this "Maga plague" storyline.

Robert went back to mom because he not only lost his gig with the Escapist due the bad stink he raises on twitter, but also because his patreon went down for almost half as it was, as Robert stopped doing videos people liked, sticking to dullard movie reviews and shit hot takes about capeshit, not to mention wasting his time "writing" for Matpat who pays him on pennies and well wishes, and he doesn't even get credits on the videos.

Well, had a good laugh with the "I HAD TO GO BACK TO MY MOM'S BECAUSE OF MAGA!!!".

If that ain't the best endorsement for Trump, then I don't know what it is.

Blob, losing your place was your fault. You basically got fired. Lockdowns were on a completely different level. Children couldn't go to school, education ground to a halt, and my generation is dumber because of it, Mr. Got Mine