Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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AOC tells Biden it is okay not to enforce the law, but when Greg Abbott attempts to overturn the court's ruling, he is a Nazi.
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I don't know the story and I can't be bothered to find out, so no comment.

During the summer of love that was 2020 people were protesting the martyrdom of Saint Floyd in Austin Texas. Attending the protest was one Garret Foster, soy filled, doughy, married a fat black woman, and is a ginger. His wife is also super crippled. Garret went to this protest openly armed with an AK47 and made one of the most Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song inducing last statements ever.
It's right up there with "What're you gonna do? Stab me?" and "Shoot me, nigger!"

Sgt. Daniel Perry of the US Army was working as an Uber driver when he unknowing turned into the mob illegally shutting down a road. He honks at them to let him get by and in return they start beating his car. Garret approaches the car, hunched over with his gun at the low ready position. Daniel sees him coming at his car with a gun and opens fire.

Three years later, Soros funded DA lands a conviction in lib shit Austin and cripple Abbott needs some committee to send a request to pardon to his desk before he can even pardon Daniel.

For as big and bad ass as Texas holds itself out to be it's pretty cucked.
 
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What if said Justice were a colored transsexual installed by Biden?

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I could smack Bobby for making me having to defend Jonah, David and Charles here. And I say that as a former fan who got burned by their insane anti-Trumpism.

On the other hand, there is some amusement here as I remember so many trying to warn the Dispatch/Bulwark et al that their standards with Trump, Kavanaugh, and others was going to bite them in the ass. So there is some enjoyment here that now they have to deal with a friend that they know better get put through the system they once applauded and fed their enemies too.
 
During the summer of love that was 2020 people were protesting the martyrdom of Saint Floyd in Austin Texas. Attending the protest was one Garret Foster, soy filled, doughy, married a fat black woman, and is a ginger. His wife is also super crippled. Garret went to this protest openly armed with an AK47 and made one of the most Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song inducing last statements ever.
It's right up there with "What're you gonna do? Stab me?" and "Shoot me, nigger!"

Sgt. Daniel Perry of the US Army was working as an Uber driver when he unknowing turned into the mob illegally shutting down a road. He honks at them to let him get by and in return they start beating his car. Garret approaches the car, hunched over with his gun at the low ready position. Daniel sees him coming at his car with a gun and opens fire.

Three years later, Soros funded DA lands a conviction in lib shit Austin and cripple Abbott needs some committee to send a request to pardon to his desk before he can even pardon Daniel.

For as big and bad ass as Texas holds itself out to be it's pretty cucked.
I find it sad a Sergeant was working as a Uber driver in the first place. Don't know if he was retired or not, but even if he wasn't, he should have been getting paid better than this. Now he had to hire a lawyer, fight in court, fail, eat the costs, and even with the pardon, is going to be paying that debt for a long time. And people wonder why there's a recruiting crisis
 
This was from Crowder today.
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Bobby is now ready to settle scores with the subhumanoids who ever claimed Mario Movie would be woke.
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Comparing a new, original setting to a well-loved franchise that had no cinematic presence for 30 years is like comparing apples with oranges; Mario Movie would still rake in cash even had Illumination included a transsexual Birdo.
Mario is a franchise that almost everyone over the last, nearly 40 years has some experience with. It's going to do well, from what it sounds like, it's agressively middle of the road, and despite Blobbo's claims, he probably didn't like it. It will get two sequels of decreasing quality and fade into the ether. It will have a life on streaming as the thing that parents will dump their kids in front of for the next twenty years. A bland companion to the games.
Lula the CIA plant proposes a solution to Ukraine.
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I thought Lula was always a big Putin dick sucker, which is why I found it odd so many lefties were celebrating that Bolsonaro was gone. I don't even live in Brazil, this was Canadian's opining loudly at my office.
Now I think a lot of people are mad, because Lula's proposal is from the position of Crimea will never be part of Ukraine. If your initial big ask in a negotiation is to cede territory, the actual deal will not be good. Which I think shatters some of the shared psychosis of the terminally online birdsite crowd.

It also doesn't help that there's evidence out there that Bob Iger was behind Rey 100% as well. So not only will KK double down, but the CEO is doubling down on her as well.
When you understand that these people are divorced from the economic issue of actually making money, and everything they do is so they have something to talk about at parties. All of their decisions make sense. KK does not want to talk about special affects, because that's nerd shit. She wants to talk about her activism, and how she increased representation, because that gets her positive attention.

Spielberg, despite having some of the biggest hits through the late 70's and 80's was only really considered a serious filmmaker after Schindler's List came out. Studios don't want to make the big budget nerd shit. They want to make films about gay, black drug dealers, because then they can claim to be artists, and sound somewhat more interesting at parties.
 
I thought Lula was always a big Putin dick sucker, which is why I found it odd so many lefties were celebrating that Bolsonaro was gone. I don't even live in Brazil, this was Canadian's opining loudly at my office.
Now I think a lot of people are mad, because Lula's proposal is from the position of Crimea will never be part of Ukraine. If your initial big ask in a negotiation is to cede territory, the actual deal will not be good. Which I think shatters some of the shared psychosis of the terminally online birdsite crowd.
It's interesting seeing their and Bob's reaction to the proposal. It's not going to happen, not this soon anyway, but seeing their heads spin, and Bob going "wipe them out" makes me chuckle. What's probably going to happen is years of fighting, and a divided Ukraine, Winter War style, but this time, heavy losses on both ends. Bob and Twitter don't seem to get that wars don't always end clean.
 
It also doesn't help that there's evidence out there that Bob Iger was behind Rey 100% as well. So not only will KK double down, but the CEO is doubling down on her as well.
The only reason Iger is behind all this shit is because he wants to run for president as a Democrat some time in the future. This is why he so behind the trans and radical feminist shit. He thinks this will garner him votes with the Left. He can easily make ads saying; "I stood behind trans kids and women when Florida was cracking down on them with their unjust laws." Nothing worse than a CEO of a woke multi-billion dollar company who wants to run for president as a Democrat.
 
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Is this nigger talking about George Floyd?
nah, he's talking about a couple of white pedos men, cuz Rittenhouse didn't hit any bleks with his gun.
"Learning about the past instead of killing/burying the past is glorification of The Bad Guys, friendo!" - Bob, the crayon-eating blue curtain analyst of history, probably.
Lula the CIA plant proposes a solution to Ukraine.
Funny, the communist proposed this. Imagine the hue and cry if Bolsonaro had been the one to suggest it?

Last time they even attempted that was 1805, and it didn't stick.
Guilt-by-association is the Left's entire schtick.
 
Disclaimer: I and my brother went to see Super Mario Bros. earlier today, and I will say that I enjoyed it for what it is--a massive, bottomless buffet of Mario fan service. I wasn't going to the film expecting much more than that.

In celebration of the box office figures of the Mario Movie, Bobby posts this "Peach jerking someone off" gif. I'm not posting the screenshot.
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Super Mario Bros. is hardly woke. If it were, Mario would be a spineless wimp while Peach would be an insufferably selfish bitch who berates the Toad population for not wearing BL(DR)M paraphernalia.

A competent women isn't hard to write and to be likeable, even girl power isn't, it only is when you make the character ugly both in body and spirit. If she constantly degrades the man, any male watching feels degraded, which with mega franchises like Mario, is gonna make the backlash severe, especially when her personality is already established
I saw none of that happen in the film. The writers made Peach likeable.

Bobby is now ready to settle scores with the subhumanoids who ever claimed Mario Movie would be woke.
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And remind me again which obnoxious Boston-area film critic acted like a 40+ pissbaby when Nintendo appointed Illumination for the animation duties over any of Big Rat's studios. I'll wait...

Comparing a new, original setting to a well-loved franchise that had no cinematic presence for 30 years is like comparing apples with oranges; Mario Movie would still rake in cash even had Illumination included a transsexual Birdo.
And I don't think any of Super Mario Bros.' writers would have ever pointed out Birdo's "gender"., let alone shove it down the audience's throat.

And what's wrong with a woman training a man in anything? I had female proctors in college, and I didn't see them as anything but mentors.

1. Mario being treated like a kid (or worse, a baby) by Peach sounds pretty SJW to me. When will people learn to respect the autonomy of a grown man, an entrepreneur in Brooklyn?
2. Is "tacticle" what happens when you go tactile with your testicle?

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A competent woman does not need to talk down to a man; if the sexes are reversed the woke will call it "mansplaining".
Positron wins one Internet with this comment.

BTW I'm not sure if this is a woman.
And I'm extremely doubtful about Moviebob qualifying as a human, as an adult, a legitimate thinker, or any combination of the three.

But did Moviebob ever actually play Super Princess Peach? (And, if the answer is "yes", did Bob ever have two hands on the system at the same time? Asking for a friend.)

(For the record, despite having a 3DS system, I myself have never played Super Princess Peach.)



The difference between "conspiracy theories" and "conspiracy facts" are the putative victims. Any rant that says, say, niggers or troons being hunted like animals by white Christians must be true. While any suggestion that heterosexual whites are being replaced must be false. Tactics, targets.
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The only "cospiracy facts" Moviebob believes are true are the "cospiracy facts" that Moviebob concocts on the spot.



Just another anti-gun protest. The GOP is fucked.
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So says Moviebob, ignorant uneducated naïve white Liberal.



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Is this nigger talking about George Floyd?
Reminder: Kyle Rittenhouse shot three BL(DR)M protestors, (at least) one of which was trying to split Rittenhouse's skull witha. skateboard. But no Leftist fuckwit believes a skateboard could cause as much harm as a gun.



That's a... rather disturbing insight into Moviebob's mindset.



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A double dose of Nazibob:
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Rage against the weebs.

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Who hurt you Robert?

Also, why the fuck is Robert pretending he doesn't know what My hero Academia is? Fuck that is a pet peeve of mine, but this shit pissed me off to no end.

Just the other day I was talking to a fucking teenager and the little asshole kept pretending he doesn't remember the name of the Strokes, giving the same vague descriptions when it is obvious that you know he knows who the strokes are but for some fucked up reason he thought he was too cool to "know" the strokes.

But I kept it cool and said the name of the band and pretended to buy the bullshit. I mean, it is a fucking teenager, the little shits give too much of a shit to what people think of them when everybody thinks they are just little shits, so we play along.

But Robert is a 40 year old man, why the fuck is he] still doing this tweeny shit?
 
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Rage against the weebs.

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Who hurt you Robert?

Also, why the fuck is Robert pretending he doesn't know what My hero Academia is? Fuck that is a pet peeve of mine, but this shit pissed me off to no end.

Just the other day I was talking to a fucking teenager and the little asshole kept pretending he doesn't remember the name of the Strokes, giving the same vague descriptions when it is obvious that you know he knows who the strokes are but for some fucked up reason he thought he was too cool to "know" the strokes.

But I kept it cool and said the name of the band and pretended to buy the bullshit. I mean, it is a fucking teenager, the little shits give too much of a shit to what people think of them when everybody thinks they are just little shits, so we play along.

But Robert is a 40 year old man, why the fuck is he] still doing this tweeny shit?
He's like that Wojack that wears a smug mask but is crying underneath.
 
During the summer of love that was 2020 people were protesting the martyrdom of Saint Floyd in Austin Texas. Attending the protest was one Garret Foster
An acolyte of St. Floyd. The case is settled. Not only should Sgt. Daniel Perry be pardoned; he should be made a General.

Michelle Tandler advocates that SFers form vigilante groups to hang those who distribute the Holy Communion of St. Floyd.
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Biden's White House is directly responsible for the political persecution of Trump, but you knew it already.
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Echoing the thoughts of many people, David Sirota is no longer sure what does "Left" mean.
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I really don't know what is the problem if an NFL official enjoys a vacation paid by a rich fan of a specific team.

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Keep Believing bro.

More supposed dirt on a SOCTUS Justice nominated by GOP. The source call themselves "The Intellectualist", so you must listen to them because you are not as Intellectual as they are.
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DeSantis. When people talk about abortion ban, Bobby can only think about The Rat.
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Bobby knows where is the best place to look for "domestic terrorists".
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Like literally every single transsexual, the Aiden who murdered six people is profoundly insane -- she supposedly wrote incoherent adorations in her manifesto.
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I don't know which is worse: people who kill others with a clear reason, or people so deeply in la-la-land that they would kill without reason at all.

As people's "Default Beer", Bud Lite doesn't need to win customers, indeed they can make BILLIONS to lose some.
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Violent men in dress and wigs attacking women speakers? Nope, you must be imagining things!
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Ana Kasparian, of The Young Turks, doubles down on her opposition to degrading SJW language such as "birthing persons".
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The tweet that Kasparian replied with "You're a dude" has been deleted, so it cannot be ascertained whether the enquirer's sex is relevant.

Transsexuals love to claim that X-Men are transsexual metaphors, but they take offense when a proud colored Christian GOP senator makes exactly the same association.
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Webster Barnaby: "The Lord rebukes you Satan, all your demons and all your imps that parade before us. That's right: I call you demons and imps who pretend you are part of this world."

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"I wrote to you in my letter not to associate with sexually immoral people." As for why Jesus is taking that sheep away, most likely he's looking for a big enough herd of pigs so that he can cast all the rainbow demons and imps into.

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Rolling Stone disproves the "Get Woke Go Broke" theory.
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Smart Angel Ulysse Carrière made his Twitter private, lest people be traumatized by his incomparable intellect.
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The Diary of Anne Frank.
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Probably something about child grooming, which Bobby is very eager for.
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Nintendo has always been Woke. Those who deny that are even worse than Bobby's current punching bag, Knights Watch.
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Indeed, anyone who commends Mario Movie for not being woke is a subhuman Believer without cognitive facilities.
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Google Translate:
Bobby: I don't know why, but this is the highest traffic from Latin America that a publication of mine has had in a long time. Hello friends. We know we don't cover enough Latin American movies on the show, but when we do, it's a lot of fun!
Acevedo: It would be interesting to hear your opinion on recent Latino movies, but you're still doing a good job. Especially in your "Big Picture" videos.

A non-person compiles Bobby's review scores.
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Care Bears versus Satan.
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When Stinkface Larson drops another pile of turd, the subhumanoids will surely leave poor, poor Princess Peach alone
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Everyone who doesn't share my taste in crap TV is an incel.
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Bobby sees Waititi as his weapon against the anime-loving dudebros who bullied him in high school.
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I'm sure Bobby's favorite parts of Dragonball are exactly the pervy, molesty crap. Still, I wish Waititi would do One Piece -- it is right up his alley and One Piece fans are odious to the extreme.

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Because consooming the man isn't enough.
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Lizzo claims she was offered a role in one Star Wars thing or another
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It didn't seem to be a problem for James Cameron.

Bobby's favorite religious movie is... Sausage Party!
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Smart Angel Ulysse Carrière again.
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He's like that Wojack that wears a smug mask but is crying underneath.

"I'm not a loser! I'm not!"
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Care Bears versus Satan.
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He's still salty his "Care Bears Meet Paradise Lost" idea fell through.

Probably something about child grooming, which Bobby is very eager for.
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Confirmed: his "you are not a person" rant is a homemade copypasta.

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"I wrote to you in my letter not to associate with sexually immoral people." As for why Jesus is taking that sheep away, most likely he's looking for a big enough herd of pigs so that he can cast all the rainbow demons and imps into.
"You need to accept our perversions and let us groom your children because Jesus said to love your enemies. No, I'm not a Christian and I have nothing but contempt and hatred for you and your backwards religion. But, if I invoke its founder, you have to do what I say. It's like Harry Potter or whatever."

Like literally every single transsexual, the Aiden who murdered six people is profoundly insane -- she supposedly wrote incoherent adorations in her manifesto.
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I don't know which is worse: people who kill others with a clear reason, or people so deeply in la-la-land that they would kill without reason at all.
Aren't most mass murderer manifestoes disorganized ramblings? And to answer Positron's question: people who kill without reason are worse. People who kill with a reason will usually reach a reason to stop.

Michelle Tandler advocates that SFers form vigilante groups to hang those who distribute the Holy Communion of St. Floyd.
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Let's look at it from another view, Robert: you and yours are pissy because she's advocating following in the path of a woman's rights activist.
 
some :epik: legit needs to say to Bob, next time he pulls his all-inclusive "You are not a person your life does not matter and will never matter, get denied oxygen in the wastelands, ghoul" bullshit, "Bob, you lack the authority and legitimacy to unilaterally declare by fiat that ANY person's life does or does not matter. Therefore your statement has no effect and is null and void, and does not matter."
 
The bad guy from the second Care Bears movie wasn't Satan, Bob. He was a bratty teenage boy who had evil powers. Probably some kind of ancient who got cursed for being too mean, and by the end he was redeemed.

...why the fuck do I remember this movie so well? If film critique and analysis was my job like a certain someone maybe I'd have an excuse...
 
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