Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

What is this stupid bullshit? "Girl games" flood the shelves in the DS's time. If you're going to lie, at least lie in a period accurate way.
Bob needs a narrative that makes him a hero, so helping a little girl get into gaming by convincing her mother there are girl games is the story he'll go with.

And considering how shit his memory is, he probably doesn't even remember any of the other games. He probably bought those ones to play in his car until everyone went to bed because he thought they'd be easy.
The bad guy from the second Care Bears movie wasn't Satan, Bob. He was a bratty teenage boy who had evil powers. Probably some kind of ancient who got cursed for being too mean, and by the end he was redeemed.

...why the fuck do I remember this movie so well? If film critique and analysis was my job like a certain someone maybe I'd have an excuse...
It made an impact on you and you have the brain power to remember details. Which Bob assumes is his super power.
 
More supposed dirt on a SOCTUS Justice nominated by GOP. The source call themselves "The Intellectualist", so you must listen to them because you are not as Intellectual as they are.
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More Kavanaugh shit? The man brought out calenders from his college days yet you still believe this stuff Bob? No wonder the Chinese beat us in the Hypersonic missile race and North Korea Has SSBN subs with functional nukes, this is what we pay attention to

DeSantis. When people talk about abortion ban, Bobby can only think about The Rat.
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Wow lol, talking about Ron DeSantis getting sexually assaulted by Daisy Duck, nice! Very professional Bob without disproving the point that he's popular.
some :epik: legit needs to say to Bob, next time he pulls his all-inclusive "You are not a person your life does not matter and will never matter, get denied oxygen in the wastelands, ghoul" bullshit, "Bob, you lack the authority and legitimacy to unilaterally declare by fiat that ANY person's life does or does not matter. Therefore your statement has no effect and is null and void, and does not matter."
Oh that would be glorious to see that Twitter fight. It's happened a few times, but not as damaging as you've put it. It wouldn't get him to rethink anything, but it would be funny
 
It should surprise no one, but Bob is either completely ignorant of this story or being willfully obtuse. Either way, not a good look.

Just because the feds are (in theory) investigating themselves doesn't mean that they can just go and do whatever the fuck they want. Even (alleged) criminals have rights, as much as you really want to take the Bad Orange Man's away. Failure to defend others' rights when jeopardized weakens them for all of us.

As best I can surmise from reading articles and the press release (I am not well-trained in legalese), the Biden administration used a "special access request" with the National Archives as pretense for the FBI to go down and do their showy raid of Trump's home. Such a request is normally only allowed when access to such records is needed "for the conduct of current business." There is little reason to assume that they needed anything for that reason, and every reason to assume it was a workaround to give the FBI the go-ahead without having to resort to pesky things like subpoenas and search warrants. And of course, they also went and lied about it, both the Archives and the White House, claiming they didn't know it was coming when it's clear they did.

It's blatantly unconstitutional, and in a saner world, it would result in all of it being thrown out. But we live in Clown World now, so who the fuck knows what'll happen. Bob's a moron and will continue to applaud even as the boot comes down on his thick skull.
 
It should surprise no one, but Bob is either completely ignorant of this story or being willfully obtuse. Either way, not a good look.

Just because the feds are (in theory) investigating themselves doesn't mean that they can just go and do whatever the fuck they want. Even (alleged) criminals have rights, as much as you really want to take the Bad Orange Man's away. Failure to defend others' rights when jeopardized weakens them for all of us.

As best I can surmise from reading articles and the press release (I am not well-trained in legalese), the Biden administration used a "special access request" with the National Archives as pretense for the FBI to go down and do their showy raid of Trump's home. Such a request is normally only allowed when access to such records is needed "for the conduct of current business." There is little reason to assume that they needed anything for that reason, and every reason to assume it was a workaround to give the FBI the go-ahead without having to resort to pesky things like subpoenas and search warrants. And of course, they also went and lied about it, both the Archives and the White House, claiming they didn't know it was coming when it's clear they did.

It's blatantly unconstitutional, and in a saner world, it would result in all of it being thrown out. But we live in Clown World now, so who the fuck knows what'll happen. Bob's a moron and will continue to applaud even as the boot comes down on his thick skull.
You see, Bob doesn't care about that steel boot. Orange man bad. Fuck the rules and consequences. He doesn't get that that boot may be stomping on him one day, because he's a Thinker, and crushing the MAGA chud Believers is what matters, because they're obsolete.
 
I guarantee that if a Republican county sheriff's staff was caught coordinating the arrest of his Democratic political opponent, Bob's righteous indignation would be immeasurable. He'd be screeching about how democracy is dead, and how Republicans aren't human, etc. If Biden was caught on tape saying, "I don't care if you have to bring him in for something he didn't do, just make something up and get it done," no force on Earth could get Bob to engage with it rationally. I wish Bob would abstain from voting.

Bobby sees Waititi as his weapon against the anime-loving dudebros who bullied him in high school.
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I'm sure Bobby's favorite parts of Dragonball are exactly the pervy, molesty crap. Still, I wish Waititi would do One Piece -- it is right up his alley and One Piece fans are odious to the extreme.
Bob's secret wish is coming true. Those nerds who left the plantation to watch Chinese cartoons will finally be brought back in line as the homogeneous Disney-Marvel culture blob absorbs another medium like Tetsuo at the end of Akira. I, for one, can't wait for Whedon-Style Quip and CGI Spectacular #4002: Akira in Name Only. I look forward to clapping like a trained seal as Kei, played by Megan Thee Stallion, saves Kaneda's life, talks down to him about sexism, and then starts twerking.

some :epik: legit needs to say to Bob, next time he pulls his all-inclusive "You are not a person your life does not matter and will never matter, get denied oxygen in the wastelands, ghoul" bullshit, "Bob, you lack the authority and legitimacy to unilaterally declare by fiat that ANY person's life does or does not matter. Therefore your statement has no effect and is null and void, and does not matter."
I don't see the point. Bob doesn't know what half those words mean. And it's not like it would make him sperg out in an entertaining way. He would simply call you Firstname-Bunchanumbers, call you a MAGA-ghoul-stalker from a New-Zealand-bird stalking-hate-forum, and go back to celebrating the decline of the West completely unfazed.
 
Bobby sees Waititi as his weapon against the anime-loving dudebros who bullied him in high school.
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Bob's secret wish is coming true. Those nerds who left the plantation to watch Chinese cartoons will finally be brought back in line as the homogeneous Disney-Marvel culture blob absorbs another medium like Tetsuo at the end of Akira. I, for one, can't wait for Whedon-Style Quip and CGI Spectacular #4002: Akira in Name Only. I look forward to clapping like a trained seal as Kei, played by Megan Thee Stallion, saves Kaneda's life, talks down to him about sexism, and then starts twerking.
I hope that Akira isn't ruined. I still need to see the movie, if only for the animation aspect. Bob chortling in glee about this sickens me. Everything has to be Disney, that's why he hates DC, Anime, literally anything different. Nothing can be art anymore, only grey sludge.
 
I hope that Akira isn't ruined. I still need to see the movie, if only for the animation aspect. Bob chortling in glee about this sickens me. Everything has to be Disney, that's why he hates DC, Anime, literally anything different. Nothing can be art anymore, only grey sludge
Honestly, I dont think Waiti can even ruin Akira, over the simple fact that even the animated OVA couldnt. At best what we'll get is the live action repeating the mistake of the OVA aka lets take six volume manga and stuff that shit into one feature anime, Im sure its not gonna become a huge clusterfuck..oh wait...
 
Honestly, I dont think Waiti can even ruin Akira, over the simple fact that even the animated OVA couldnt. At best what we'll get is the live action repeating the mistake of the OVA aka lets take six volume manga and stuff that shit into one feature anime, Im sure its not gonna become a huge clusterfuck..oh wait...
Either way I'm sure Blobbo will gloat. Live action anime almost never turns out well. Why he wants it to fail when he seems to have seen the movie I don't get.
 
Why have people who we used to think were on Our Side of History deflected to the dark side?! Bobby, who has been consulting colored gods, reassure them those people have always been assholes.
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I strongly doubt any of those people are "millennials", or that they were pursuing "suburban millennial dream".

Harlan Crow / Clarance Thomas
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Keep Believing bro.


People still want to figure out the way (or the why) of wizard; not knowing whenever wizard appears, rules and consistency can eat shit. Bobby, expert media analyst, teach them sometimes things just happen for fun.
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Some people just love to👅💩

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Waititi doing Akira.
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Harlan Crow / Clarance Thomas
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Keep Believing bro.
Biden is Conservative? The man that thinks a 17 shot 9mm Beretta, this:
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Is a weapon of mass destruction and should be banned? Also wants to kill oil and coal while forcing you to buy a electric serf car? That Biden? Bob you are truly delusional.
Waititi doing Akira.
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Bob mad that Akira actually has guns and sex appeal and cool shit like helicopter gunships. No one tell him about modern anime like GATE
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Dob Chipman
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Bob the simp. He wishes he could get paid to go on dates, preferably with a certain wine Aunt.
 
Transsexuals love to claim that X-Men are transsexual metaphors, but they take offense when a proud colored Christian GOP senator makes exactly the same association.
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Fake woman who's a fake lawyer uses fake legal speak like "unconstitutional animus" and Bob sucks that tranny cock to defend his capeshit from the uppity negro.
 
Fake woman who's a fake lawyer uses fake legal speak like "unconstitutional animus" and Bob sucks that tranny cock to defend his capeshit from the uppity negro.
I love how they turn on the black man the MOMENT tranny dick is on the line. It shows they still got that slaver blood, the Dems. Can't have one of those Negros leaving the plantation and actually making a good life for himself, no sir!
 
Just the other day I was talking to a fucking teenager and the little asshole kept pretending he doesn't remember the name of the Strokes, giving the same vague descriptions when it is obvious that you know he knows who the strokes are but for some fucked up reason he thought he was too cool to "know" the strokes.
Remember what I said once before about the levels of jokes?

Don't tell me it's infecting beyond Bob because that's going to piss me off so much.

I mean the "wrong name" gag can be funny. The other day I was watching "Napping Princess" with a buddy and during one sequence he riffed along the lines of, "wow she's really good at sleeping. Like the best. Why she's some kind of... dozing queen!" Which made us laugh like idiots because part of the joke was getting the title wrong.

Or when another friend had a complete brain fart over the title of Garfield and said, "that newspaper comic about the guy who talks with his cat and dog" and I replied, "get fuzzy?" I knew he meant Garfield but it was even funnier to joke about how much the two comics overlapped in description.

Now you're telling me not just Bobby, but teens today can't stick the punchline to come up with a funny "wrong" answer? Fuck you humans are so lazy, it's going to be depressing killing you all.
 
Honestly, I dont think Waiti can even ruin Akira, over the simple fact that even the animated OVA couldnt. At best what we'll get is the live action repeating the mistake of the OVA aka lets take six volume manga and stuff that shit into one feature anime, Im sure its not gonna become a huge clusterfuck..oh wait...
This is going to be like the remake of Robocop, the remake of Total Recall or the remake of Psycho, completely irrelevant in a few years except to annoy you when you are planning to buy the bluray of the correct movie and it shows up in your search results for $0.50.
Biden is Conservative? The man that thinks a 17 shot 9mm Beretta, this:
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Is a weapon of mass destruction and should be banned? Also wants to kill oil and coal while forcing you to buy a electric serf car? That Biden? Bob you are truly delusional.
He means that Biden is a neoliberal like he is. He'll make people drive the electric serf cars, but he'll also make sure to give a lot of money to the Pentagon to fight more wars and bail out the banks at taxpayer's expense.
 
He means that Biden is a neoliberal like he is. He'll make people drive the electric serf cars, but he'll also make sure to give a lot of money to the Pentagon to fight more wars and bail out the banks at taxpayer's expense.
I forget that's the era Bobby comes from sometimes, where a neo con/lib WAS considered conservative. Imagine staying out of wars and keeping your guns and warships like George Washington intended, now THAT is conservative. Bob doesn't care about the car issue either, he still wants that non existent Electric Hyundai Santa Cruz, so this is a absolute win in his eyes, he doesn't even have to pay the home Electric bill, momma Chipman does!
 
I love how they turn on the black man the MOMENT tranny dick is on the line. It shows they still got that slaver blood, the Dems. Can't have one of those Negros leaving the plantation and actually making a good life for himself, no sir!
Bob will whip a negro for far less. He went after the girl who played Black Panther's sister, and softly went after Chris Pratt by association, because she was skeptical of the vax in 2021. He went after a personal cow of mine, eclecticbrotha, because Bob had to correct the dumb black man. None of this tops when he went after a black, black activist and called him Rush Limbaugh because that nigger didn't know what real racism was, unlike Bob. When that black man slapped back by posting his picture next to Bob's Mario costume Bob countered by tagging in the news outlet that stupid nigger worked for in the hopes of getting them to crack their whip harder on that antiquated farm machine or fire him. When that failed Bob blocked black man and left with the stinger "Stay mad".


You see, blacks should know that the party has their best interest at heart. For one of them to deny the blessings that progressivism has bestowed upon them is sacrilege! Negreos who don't do and act exactly how white people like Bob tell them will wish they were back in chains when they face the hell Bobby has for them.
 
Rage against the weebs.

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Who hurt you Robert?

Also, why the fuck is Robert pretending he doesn't know what My hero Academia is? Fuck that is a pet peeve of mine, but this shit pissed me off to no end.

Just the other day I was talking to a fucking teenager and the little asshole kept pretending he doesn't remember the name of the Strokes, giving the same vague descriptions when it is obvious that you know he knows who the strokes are but for some fucked up reason he thought he was too cool to "know" the strokes.

But I kept it cool and said the name of the band and pretended to buy the bullshit. I mean, it is a fucking teenager, the little shits give too much of a shit to what people think of them when everybody thinks they are just little shits, so we play along.

But Robert is a 40 year old man, why the fuck is he] still doing this tweeny shit?
Why is Bob such a fan-hater to the point that he wants adaptations of things they like to fail out of spite? I’m not a fan of the Fast & Furious movies for instance, but I’d never take joy in the disappointment of those who are if it went down a creative path they didn’t like. He did this with Daredevil too, where he talked shit about the Netflix adaptation that the fans liked and hoped that the upcoming Disney+ show makes them angry. Why is it so hard for him to accept that some things are simply not for him, as much as he likes to chastise others about that himself?
 
Bob will whip a negro for far less. He went after the girl who played Black Panther's sister, and softly went after Chris Pratt by association, because she was skeptical of the vax in 2021. He went after a personal cow of mine, eclecticbrotha, because Bob had to correct the dumb black man. None of this tops when he went after a black, black activist and called him Rush Limbaugh because that nigger didn't know what real racism was, unlike Bob. When that black man slapped back by posting his picture next to Bob's Mario costume Bob countered by tagging in the news outlet that stupid nigger worked for in the hopes of getting them to crack their whip harder on that antiquated farm machine or fire him. When that failed Bob blocked black man and left with the stinger "Stay mad".


You see, blacks should know that the party has their best interest at heart. For one of them to deny the blessings that progressivism has bestowed upon them is sacrilege! Negreos who don't do and act exactly how white people like Bob tell them will wish they were back in chains when they face the hell Bobby has for them.
With that attitude he's certainly related to a Confederate lol. And fully embraces the ideology. Why shouldn't he, he's a Thinker TM! He probably leaves the house so little that he genuinely believes Black's still pick cotton. Such is the Liberal mindset, no one can rise above above their history or race. That's why workers need to be replaced by robots, to solve those inequalities ( not realizing no one will have a job or money any more).
 
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