Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

The tired cat · Apr 11, 2023

Lensherr said:
Why is Bob such a fan-hater to the point that he wants adaptations of things they like to fail out of spite? I’m not a fan of the Fast & Furious movies for instance, but I’d never take joy in the disappointment of those who are if it went down a creative path they didn’t like. He did this with Daredevil too, where he talked shit about the Netflix adaptation that the fans liked and hoped that the upcoming Disney+ show makes them angry. Why is it so hard for him to accept that some things are simply not for him, as much as he likes to chastise others about that himself?

Because he's a bitter faggot who still can't get when he was told in school how "Mario is gay" or people made fun of him for that Mario cosplay. So naturally he needs to fan-hate shit, to get any form of joy in his sad life.

BetterFuckChuck · Apr 11, 2023

Lensherr said:
Why is Bob such a fan-hater to the point that he wants adaptations of things they like to fail out of spite? I’m not a fan of the Fast & Furious movies for instance, but I’d never take joy in the disappointment of those who are if it went down a creative path they didn’t like. He did this with Daredevil too, where he talked shit about the Netflix adaptation that the fans liked and hoped that the upcoming Disney+ show makes them angry. Why is it so hard for him to accept that some things are simply not for him, as much as he likes to chastise others about that himself?

it's weird because My Hero Academia seems like it'd be right up its alley because its faggy superhero shit

Mr Processor · Apr 11, 2023

Bolo_the_Second said:
Rage against the weebs.

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Who hurt you Robert?

Also, why the fuck is Robert pretending he doesn't know what My hero Academia is? Fuck that is a pet peeve of mine, but this shit pissed me off to no end.

Just the other day I was talking to a fucking teenager and the little asshole kept pretending he doesn't remember the name of the Strokes, giving the same vague descriptions when it is obvious that you know he knows who the strokes are but for some fucked up reason he thought he was too cool to "know" the strokes.

But I kept it cool and said the name of the band and pretended to buy the bullshit. I mean, it is a fucking teenager, the little shits give too much of a shit to what people think of them when everybody thinks they are just little shits, so we play along.

But Robert is a 40 year old man, why the fuck is he] still doing this tweeny shit?

I mean Netflix already did a bad version of Death Note (that everyone already forgot about) and a bad version of Cowboy Bebop (that everyone already forgot about). They're coming out with a version of One Piece (unless some money guy at Netflix finally said, "Wait, why are we doing this? No one is going to watch it except some Youtube guys to complain about it."), which will promptly be forgotten after it airs. (Oh, and aside from anime they've done this with other stuff too, like He-Man etc.) No one should fear Taika Waititi ruining their anime, because unlike when he does a Marvel movie he'll never make the definitive thing, that definitive thing will always be the original.

I do like that instead of Bob saying, "You should be happy Taika Waititi is making live action versions of your anime shows because they might be great! It might be something to look forward to and enjoy! Maybe they will be better than the originals!" it's more like, "AHAHA, I can't wait until he ruins all the stuff you enjoy and makes you miserable. AHAHA." This is why we all love Bob so very much.

WelperHelper99 · Apr 11, 2023

The tired cat said:
Because he's a bitter faggot who still can't get when he was told in school how "Mario is gay" or people made fun of him for that Mario cosplay. So naturally he needs to fan-hate shit, to get any form of joy in his sad life.

Basically this. Everyone has dunked on him, so he goes for the easiest targets to take his soy boy rage out on. He doesn't think of actually reading or watching any of these things and making a informed take, it's just to get mad at and verbally hit like a punching bag.

BetterFuckChuck · Apr 11, 2023

see: his halo takes for an example of how he shits on things he hasnt watched

Mr Processor · Apr 11, 2023

BetterFuckChuck said:
see: his halo takes for an example of how he shits on things he hasnt watched

"Ackshually Halo is fascist and the bad guys are ackshually the good guys."

BetterFuckChuck · Apr 11, 2023

Mr Processor said:
"Ackshually Halo is fascist and the bad guys are ackshually the good guys."
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someone should play the pacman nerd theme under this video

Ralph Barnhardt · Apr 11, 2023

Mr Processor said:
"Ackshually Halo is fascist and the bad guys are ackshually the good guys."
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Two take aways I have:

I forgot how much of a retarded faggot he comes off as in this. "I know they're a slave army who fight for a zealot confederation that's led blindly by a handful of religious leaders but why is that something to be afraid of? At least they don't have blue eyes!"

It's shocking to listen to this and compare it to his Mario review. He has so much more joy and passion talking about a diverse, and by diverse I mean 4 different mooks and one you see twice a game because they're basically minibosses, alien army than he is seeing a perfect representation of his idol put on the big screen.

Koby_Fish · Apr 11, 2023

Positron said:
Why have people who we used to think were on Our Side of History deflected to the dark side?! Bobby, who has been consulting colored gods, reassure them those people have always been assholes.
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I strongly doubt any of those people are "millennials", or that they were pursuing "suburban millennial dream".

Harlan Crow / Clarance Thomas
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Keep Believing bro.

People still want to figure out the way (or the why) of wizard; not knowing whenever wizard appears, rules and consistency can eat shit. Bobby, expert media analyst, teach them sometimes things just happen for fun.
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Some people just love to

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Waititi doing Akira.
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Dob Chipman
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Shart Attack said:
I don't see the point. Bob doesn't know what half those words mean. And it's not like it would make him sperg out in an entertaining way. He would simply call you Firstname-Bunchanumbers, call you a MAGA-ghoul-stalker from a New-Zealand-bird stalking-hate-forum, and go back to celebrating the decline of the West completely unfazed.

You're probably mostly correct and the best anyone could hope for in response is probably the tired old "Joe Mama" joke but for once I'd like to see Bob confronted with Actually Big Intellectual Words in this context and hear the Windows XP error noise in real time coming from Bob's brain.

A Very Big Fish · Apr 11, 2023

Mr Processor said:
"Ackshually Halo is fascist and the bad guys are ackshually the good guys."
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The only really fascy shit in Halo is the eugenics program that the government uses to stamp out those they don't like. I don't understand why Bob would be upset by this.

OutInTheRain · Apr 11, 2023

Positron said:
Some people just love to

People hate Captain Marvel because she sucks. They've been trying for over a decade to make her a thing in the comics, and no one likes her. People just want the character to go away. This individual doesn't like her, rather he only likes her politically, because in their mind, everyone who hates her is a CHUD.

Positron said:
Waititi doing Akira.

I do want this to happen. I want Wattiti to make shitty, hated anime adaptation after shitty hated anime adaptation. So that way he can just fuck off. I even think he's made a couple of good movies like What We Do in the Shadows, and Jojo Rabbit. However his style of humour, needs a few years in between releases or it gets grating.

Mr Processor said:
I mean Netflix already did a bad version of Death Note

The best part of the was the E;R reviews.

WelperHelper99 · Apr 11, 2023

OutInTheRain said:
The best part of the was the E;R reviews.

Unlike moviebob he isn't afraid of being edgy or IMPROVING his craft. That and I think E;R is the only guy post early 2000's to review the Death Note Anime, which he snuck in. That and clearly he has a life, takes a 2 year break, comes back like nothing happened, Unlike Bob, slaving away in the mines

Mr Processor · Apr 11, 2023

More Halo from MovieBob:

With this one, I'm surprised he made an entire video to say absolutely nothing about anything and come to absolutely no conclusions.

Positron · Apr 11, 2023

Koby_Fish said:
That last image won't load properly outside of a thumbnail. What's the text in the bottom left corner say?

It's Lesser Brother saying "...a fun evening..."

BTW I'm no longer checking whether the full image loads. That particularly image loads properly when I use the browser I post it from, but fails if I switch browser. I can't test every image (and you can see how many there are) -- I don't value my time but this is ridiculous. Do continue to tell me about illegible thumbnails though.

Mola Ram · Apr 11, 2023

Positron said:
It's Lesser Brother saying "...a fun evening..."

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BTW I'm no longer checking whether the full image loads. That particularly image loads properly when I use the browser I post it from, but fails if I switch browser. I can't test every images (and you can see how many there are) -- I don't value my time but this is ridiculous. Do tell me about illegible thumbnails though.

I have never before considered the difficulty of average New England plumbing handling the output of a Chipman digestive tract, but I'm willing to bet it's profound.

Sexy Senior Citizen · Apr 11, 2023

Positron said:
BTW I'm no longer checking whether the full image loads. That particularly image loads properly when I use the browser I post it from, but fails if I switch browser. I can't test every image (and you can see how many there are) -- I don't value my time but this is ridiculous. Do continue to tell me about illegible thumbnails though.

I hope Dear Leader fixes that glitch (and gets his Rust replacement forum up and running.) Your tireless efforts to chronicle Robert's slow but steady decline deserve it.

SteelPlatedHeart · Apr 11, 2023

https://twitter.com/reviewspossum/status/1645980374252638208

Grumpy Pickle Rick · Apr 12, 2023

SteelPlatedHeart said:
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Bob is such a thin-skinned retard.

A Watchful Ghost · Apr 12, 2023

OutInTheRain said:
People hate Captain Marvel because she sucks. They've been trying for over a decade to make her a thing in the comics, and no one likes her. People just want the character to go away. This individual doesn't like her, rather he only likes her politically, because in their mind, everyone who hates her is a CHUD.

What's annoying about this is CM wasn't that bad when Carol took the mantle at first, as she was still pretty liked among Comic book fans due to her appealing nature during her days as Ms. Marvel. It was until Marvel decided to turn her into feminist Superman that everything went to hell. Don't expect Bob to know this because again he doesn't give a shit about comics, or the Super Hero genre as a whole that is not the fucking films.

The tired cat said:
Because he's a bitter faggot who still can't get when he was told in school how "Mario is gay" or people made fun of him for that Mario cosplay. So naturally he needs to fan-hate shit, to get any form of joy in his sad life.

Not even getting the film that he wanted beating Sonic, and about to get more brings any joy since Chipman still trapped on the idea of the 93 needed a redemption, and Mario becoming a grimdark badass to own the nerds. Motherfucker is his own worst enemy.

SteelPlatedHeart said:
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You get a medal for this.

Positron · Apr 12, 2023

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Bobby will never be as cool as Bowser or Jack Black.

Bobby always handles what haters throw at him with grace.

The Akira discourse takes a strange turn.

Google Translate
Zeron_Blaster: Shut up your fucking gringo snout.
Bobby: Why are you stressed? calm down bro.
Zeron_Blaster: Get the fuck out of here you fucking slimy animal.

It might surprise you that, in Bobby's worldview, there are worse evils than Republicans, worse evil than even Snyder fans.

Mr. Pedantic : New Zealand is not part of the West.

The Earth is round and you are welcome to put NZ to be the Westernmost part of a planar map. These people cannot recognize a "social construct" when one stares at them in the face.