Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Doctor of Autism]

And finally, there's the big question of why?

I think the only reasons the series is being made is because WB doesn’t have many IPs that they own and want to get as much content as possible. That and Disney is making a Percy Jackson series and WB wants to compete

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think the only reasons the series is being made is because WB doesn’t have many IPs that they own and want to get as much content as possible. That and Disney is making a Percy Jackson series and WB wants to compete

Right now Warner Bros is looking for content to milk, and they will with anything they can get their hands on, just look at Rooster Teeth and RWBY, giving it comics, a anime, video games, and approving season after season. It doesn't help Disney keeps buying every other property in sight. So a Harry Potter TV show makes sense, especially with all their debt

 

[mandatorylurk]

Was there no family get together this year for Easter with even more deteriorated Blob legs?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Was there no family get together this year for Easter with even more deteriorated Blob legs?

Getting a full body picture of Rob is always a treat. He always looks like absolute shit despite his assurances that he is losing weight and getting healthier. Wasn't the dude diabetic already in his mid 30s?

 

[OutInTheRain]

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Speaking of Dylan Mulvaney, The Serfs is masturbating to him.

It's called a dead cat bounce. When stocks fall, there are people who will snatch up stock on the initial dip, leading to a rise in prices, before the stock continues on its downward trajectory. It's why you don't by the dip right away. Blob and The Serfs, don't understand this basic rule of stock trading, probably because they have never had the money to do it themselves.

That being said, we are in an economic decline and traditionally Alcohol and Cosmetics have always been safe places to park your money. So Budweiser is going to be fine.

Another tearless cryer with a GoFundMe.

Grift, salting the earth is a metaphor as outlined here. Wikipedia link Here is another link on Soil Salinty which also talks about affects on crops. Wikipedia again

Like none of this is true, motherfucker, scoop it up with a shovel. Or plow it under if you're feeding so many people, because you must be an actual farm operation. Like how the fuck is everyone involved, so fucking stupid to believe this. On top of that, hobby vegetable growing isn't exactly cheap.

I think this is revisionist history. I remember people early on, hating Mando because it was stupid. If I recall correctly she was only in two episodes total. I might be wrong though. If anything I think people were more thirsty for her.

The Chinese Navy mess has Swiss rolls! Swiss rolls!!!

The one thing the navy does is actually feed their people well. You serve the same slop you serve everyone else, and that's how you get prison riot level mutinies. However with the Navy outside of meal time it's all sodomy all the time. The reson they call them Seaman is because you are what you eat...

However nothing in that photo except maybe the rice looks appetizing, I don't know why Blobbo is excited.

 

[King Dead]

I think the only reasons the series is being made is because WB doesn’t have many IPs that they own and want to get as much content as possible. That and Disney is making a Percy Jackson series and WB wants to compete

True, given all the fat-trimming that Zaslav's been doing, they're in need of something that's practically guaranteed success. Remaking the movies is out of the question, but doing a full TV series can arguably be justified as "being able to tell the full story" or something like that. I do wonder if that will have a negative effect on the series's perceived prestige, a downgrade from near-yearly cinematic releases to a weekly TV show. It's a big gamble.

No, Bobby did not review any Park Chan-wook, not even The Handmaiden, with its lesbun plot and the fact that he gave it the first place in his yearly top 10.

I've often wondered how it is that a nobody like Bob gets access to press screenings of movies, but you reminded me that he's part of this BOFCA thing, so I'm guessing that's how. Get a bunch of bloggers together, come up with some respectable sounding name, and bullshit your way to free movie screenings. Some of its members actually seem more or less decent, but then you have people like Bob.

Here's a funny thing I've found. Their website posts links to various members' reviews every week so you can see their current work. I did a search for "bob chipman" and found that his reviews have never been posted to the site. The only things of his that have been are his personal Oscars ballots like the one @Positron linked. (I double-checked to see if it was only searching titles by searching for a different reviewer, but no, it was looking at the article text as well.) Guess they don't think that highly of you, eh, Bob?

Speaking of Dylan Mulvaney, The Serfs is masturbating to him.

Setting aside what @OutInTheRain posted (beer is generally stable so assuming they don't repeatedly double down on this they'll probably be fine in the long term), how economically illiterate do you have to be to post a graph saying "haha look number go up, Matt Walsh dumb," and then fail to crop the rest that shows how it kept going down to an even lower point? Hell, forget economics, how mathematically illiterate are you faggots?

Bobby cannot decide whether Bud Lite's campaign alienated people or not.

For the information of Andy Genova, Buck Angel is a truscum, making her an outcast among troons.

I will give Bob a little credit here, he's right that the public has a fairly short-term memory and will probably move on once there's something else to get upset over. However, the fact that it keeps happening can have a reinforcing effect on negative perceptions. I get the sense that people are getting increasingly tired of companies bending over backwards for troons left and right, and every time it happens they have an immediate negative reaction to it. I don't think anything like a full-on boycott would ever happen, but sales could certainly take a hit.

And how would negative marketing actually work that well anyway? In most cases, the "negative" stereotype was just something to have a laugh at, not take seriously. Telling people "buy our product or you will literally be a racist sexist transphobic MAGA mayo ghoul" is probably not going to get a lot of people wanting to hand over their cash, and you'll also be alienating people who are being unfairly maligned. It may be apocryphal, but even if Michael Jordan never said it, it still rings true: "Republicans buy sneakers too."

The Chinese Navy mess has Swiss rolls! Swiss rolls!!!

I've seen Steve1989's videos on the Chinese military's MREs, so forgive me if I'm a little skeptical about this latest bit of Chinese propaganda. A couple of them had him gagging like he did when he attempted to eat/smell some of his Vietnam-era rations.

Like Bobby, Seth Rogan has grown.

Yeah, Seth Rogen is totally smart and mature now. The man behind Sausage Party is a beacon of class and sophistication. We should all listen to the opinions of the man who has never met a dick joke he didn't like, he surely knows everything about the coof!

Despite his disgusting online persona, Bobby is actually a kind soul, a real sweetheart in real life.

hahahahahahaha Bob you fucking fat faggot you don't hate to be mean you absolutely love it jesus christ you're so fat

 

[ChampFantana]

I think MovieTardPig has eaten a few too many boogers recently. I swear he's gotten even stupider in recent times.

His Akira pitch is one of the most pants-shittingly imbecilic things he's ever written.

 

[The tired cat]

It would've been nice to have a Japanese actress for all the world to see, not that she would've fit the story/lore better or would've done a better job. Diversity for diversity's sake.

Bob does not care about what would make anything better. Bob wants media/art/entertainment perverted and destroyed because he is an angry and bitter man living in his mother's house and this is the only way he can safely hurt people without putting himself at risk.

I just wanna point out that the irony factor, is ones who screamed "whitewashing" weren't anime fans (maybe some), but people from BOB's camp. The dickhead progressive type, which was double hilarious was when you see the Major's body in the anime, she at no point looks like a Japanese person at all (which surprise-surprise..her body is cybernetic! She herself said she cannot recall how her ACTUAL body even looked)

 

[Mr Processor]

And finally, there's the big question of why? The last HP movie is barely over a decade old, a whole generation of kids grew up watching them, and they're showing them to their children now. The series was a cinematic event that defined the 00's. They're not perfect adaptations, but they're damn good ones, and it'd be pretty hard to top them. Do we really need to see the exact same stories a second time, but longer? Will this new series supplant the movies in the public's consciousness? What's the point? (Money, I know, but I'm talking about from an artistic point of view.)

Well, the Harry Potter movies differ wildly from each other, they all had different directors and with some of the movies there are complaints about the adaptations (Half-Blood Prince, for example). Of course, whether or not the actors in the TV series will do as well as the actors in the films is a question. There is an argument to be made to do a better adaptation. Of course, from our perspective we might prefer something original, but Warner Brothers prefers a giant box of money.

 

[blablabla]

Bob thinks he almost flunked out of high school because the world was out to get him and didn't recognize his genius.

Bob almost flunked out of high school because he is a barely literate moron. Common among lolcows. SAD!

Bob legit think that he bested their teachers when he made mama and papa skip retard class. In reality nobody gave a fuck about the weird abrasive asshole piece of shit.

 

[JayHarrison]

Grew fat ≠ grew up.

Moviebob grew up physically, not mentally, not morally, not intellectually.

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You first, Bob.

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You will call Waititi "good", just as you will call Dylan Mulvaney "woman".

Nobody actually wants to hear you, Blobbo.

Stop bothering me with your terrible taste! Waititi has made some funny movies so he'd be equally good at dystopian sci-fi!

If Taika Waititi wants to create a the magnum opus of cinematic suckitude, then Waititi should consider adapting Moviebob's Care Bears X Paradise Lost screenplay.

Bobby brings up the live-action Saint Saiya to own Waititi haters, because reasons. This time even his army of sycophants refuse to defend him.

This isn't an apples-to-oranges comparison on Moviebob's part. It's apples to grapefruits.

"Stalkers", LOL.

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Speaking of Dylan Mulvaney, The Serfs is masturbating to him.

Ask Moviebob how stocks work. My prediction as to Bob's only honest response:

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Bobby cannot decide whether Bud Lite's campaign alienated people or not.

For the information of Andy Genova, Buck Angel is a truscum, making her an outcast among troons.

Conservatives consume more beer than Moviebob realizes.

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Oh BTW the last deck of the Gender Wars Cards just dropped.

Putting this video as a reaction above the card images because...

The King card is Judith Butler tossing a literal word salad.

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Trad Wife is a Christian sexual fetish. I thought liberals are opposed to kink-shaming?

Aspiring (or even dreaming) to have a trad wife is way, way better than wanting to fuck a multi-abortion skank or worse, a transsexual.

I'm willing to bet that the closest Moviebob's ever been to a farm is the meat section at the local supermarket.

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Mario

Princess Peach is not a selfish, miandristic Mary Sue, ergo The Super Mario Bros. Movie does not qualify as being woke.

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Like Bobby, Seth Rogan has grown.

I may be crazy for saying this, but my inference of "Seth Rogen does pottery now" is "Seth Rogen now cultivates artisan marijuana for fun and profit".

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Coincidentally, "fuck them kids" is Eugenicsbob's opinion on the unborn.

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Chrissy's Angel:

Rowling sends those same regards to Moviebob and all Leftoid idiots like Moviebob.

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OMG. Bob actually realized his jokes weren't landing, so he even explains it - AND STILL GETS THE PUNCHLINE WRONG! Bob it's RIGHT THERE in the screenshot YOU POSTED! How did you get the words wrong???

Well, Moviebob does have a history of misusing homophones (its vs. it's, et. al.).

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

Oh, this is one of my favorite "bobisms", the desperate struggle for legitimacy.

Who the fuck is "we" here Robert? Your shitty book is self-published, quit acting as if you had a publishing house making "their money back" when you were the one who paid for the print.

Pretty profitable according to what, to whom? When you self-publish you can say 20 bucks is "pretty profitable", you can sell half a dozen books and call it a success.

I don't think even the most simps of the simps for Robert (all 5 of them) would buy the idea that "Brick by brick" is nothing more than some pathetic, amateurish attempt on authorship, and it is all more sad that Robert tries to sell it as if it is a "real book".

Such efforts would be funny of they weren't so... petty and pathetic.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob's wildly successfully book, that he was so proud of that you can't even buy an ebook version of it any more. Let alone physical.

If I had a book that made money and wasn't horrendously embarrassing I would make sure people would still be able to buy it. But alas, I am an inferior non-human that doesn't matter.

Edit: Also Bob compared seeing Mario 3 in the Wizard to his reaction to 9/11. Bob was out of High School when 9/11 happened so he can't blame being a child for that reaction. 9/11 was as formative to him as an ad for a video game.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Oh, this is one of my favorite "bobisms", the desperate struggle for legitimacy.

Who the fuck is "we" here Robert? Your shitty book is self-published, quit acting as if you had a publishing house making "their money back" when you were the one who paid for the print.

Pretty profitable according to what, to whom? When you self-publish you can say 20 bucks is "pretty profitable", you can sell half a dozen books and call it a success.

I don't think even the most simps of the simps for Robert (all 5 of them) would buy the idea that "Brick by brick" is nothing more than some pathetic, amateurish attempt on authorship, and it is all more sad that Robert tries to sell it as if it is a "real book".

Such efforts would be funny of they weren't so... petty and pathetic.

I'd like to remind Cinema Robert that during The Great Autism Wars Gamergate he wanted the characters in Super Smash Bros to turn their backs on the players in shame for attacking Zoe Quinn. He's been obsessed with this long after publishing his stupid book.

 

[Positron]

FBI nabbed one Jack Teixeira, the alleged leaker of classified documents that the White House has kept calling fake. Liberals rejoice.

Let's save this tweet lest Jack troons out like his forebear Bradley Manning did.

Damn you turncoats!! You non-people betrayed SUPERIOR FUTURE!!

Does Bobby realize that Cenk et al have grown but he hasn't?

The Serfs continues his pitchfork campaign against that uppity Karen who objected to being called "birthing person", and the people who support her.

Not only do the LGBTQ demand genuine women to be called "birthing persons"; they want to reserve "vagina" to the surgically created abominations; a woman's biological part is to be called "front hole" (Page 4 of this "guide")

The Serfs discovered that the areas that voted Red have the most tranny-related porn searches, although he needs a lot of help on Science and Logic.

I love how Bobby conveniently forgets his axiom "Land doesn't vote". The finding can be explained by those areas' most porn-sick, shamless trannies -- almost all of them pedophiles not even bothering to hide their lust for children -- alienating the normal people around them, causing them to turn to GOP for succor. Example: Florida. If an individual's tranny-porn consumption were positively correlated with political conservativism, Bobby could run for the presidential race.

LGBTQ+ is not inherently sexual, so let's teach 5-year-olds about it!

Kate, catering to someone's sexual fetish is not health care; you won't call prescribing a daily gallon tub of Double Rainbow ice-cream to a diabetic "health care" will you?

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So smart I don't even.



What would you prefer? A beer that "tastes like freedom", or a beer that tastes like tranny crotch?

Bobby, stop envious of good-looking, well-toned dudes. Work out and have some troon tip you on plastic surgeons.


Ahem, you do literally erase a cis person -- yourself -- when you troon out.

White man suspected to kill another white man!! Stop blaming by angelic colored illegals!!!

I can't see why that man, if proven guilty, should not be lynched.


Believe one and only one please:
1. Twitter is the vehicle of Fascism
2. Elon Musk sucks at Twitter but succeeds at Fascism.

Harlan Crow / Clarance Thomas.


Commie / Anarchie slapfight.

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Rowling doesn't understand what she wrote; only troons have that special access to the Platonic Realm where wizards dwell.



Make every superhero sworn in by the Bible and bomb abortion clinics.


I didn't watch the whole 4-minute trailer but I suspect Bobby is just mad that the recent Zelda games are not linear, because Thinkers like him need their hands held.

AI art


If you think the infamous AI-rotoscoped anime was too testosterone-laden:

The Creative Elite still fail to realize this thing: if people can "carve it" with a spoon, perhaps using the resources they have at home, no one will pay for professional shovelers any more.

Peter Coffin supports creative labor. Coffin is, of course, not just wrong, but is a "bigoted cretin".

Arkle is mad that someone actually hates The Abortion.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Rowling doesn't understand what she wrote; only troons have that special access to the Platonic Realm where wizards dwell.

Regarding George Lucas, for as much as the prequels can be a wonky mess, they're leagues better than the vast majority of the Star Wars flicks that came out after he sold the rights.

In regards to the Wizard books that shall not be named, the idea that Harry should have become a teacher rather than an Auror (magic cop) is fucking retarded. The closest thing Harry does to teaching is in the 5th (I think, I read it so long ago) book when he basically teaches some of the other students Defense Against the Dark Arts. However, Harry was effectively doing work as an auror the entire time he was in school. There is no Harry Potter book where Harry doesn't spend half the plot tracking down and fighting dark wizards. This is including Snake Hitler himself, killing Voldemort before he's even graduated.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Great research! So basically take the Japan out of a Japanese story. I'm sure that'll go great, and all because you want people to be mad. What if we made every black character in Marvel not just white but full Aryan Bob? That'd be unacceptable, right? But that's not the point, he just wants Japan to fail because of WW2 and those mean anime avatars. Only the Rat can get Oscar's and awards!

As someone who's seen Akira on TV at least a couple of times (granted it was a long-ass time ago), what the FUCK is Bob blathering about? That's some exceptional crayon-eating, blue-curtain bullshit. Name it "Tom" instead of "Akira"?! Good fucking grief. If nobody knows who/what Akira is, they sure as SHIT won't know who Tom is. If anybody did what Bob was suggesting, it wouldn't even be Akira with the serial numbers filed off. It would be some whole other thing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Great research! So basically take the Japan out of a Japanese story. I'm sure that'll go great, and all because you want people to be mad. What if we made every black character in Marvel not just white but full Aryan Bob? That'd be unacceptable, right? But that's not the point, he just wants Japan to fail because of WW2 and those mean anime avatars. Only the Rat can get Oscar's and awards!

It also doesn't help that Akira has a complicated story (compared to the MCU), is actually grimdark (not one Whedon-inspired pun anywhere!), and doesn't blatantly drive its message home. All great Thinkers (like Bob) need to be told what to think, so they can mindlessly agree with it.

The Serfs continues his pitchfork campaign against that uppity Karen who objected to being called "birthing person", and the people who support her.

Not only do the LGBTQ demand genuine women to be called "birthing persons"; they want to reserve "vagina" to the surgically created abominations; a woman's biological part is to be called "front hole" (Page 4 of this "guide")

"Being a trans isn't about trying to imitate women. It's about trying to be better than women."
-Lucas "Keffals" Sorrenti, eunuch

Damn you turncoats!! You non-people betrayed SUPERIOR FUTURE!!

Does Bobby realize that Cenk et al have grown but he hasn't?

"If by twenty you're not a liberal, you have no heart. If by forty you're not a conservative you have no brain."
-Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister (despite being British, he was a smarter, kinder, better person than Robert ever will be.)

Kate, catering to someone's sexual fetish is not health care; you won't call prescribing a daily gallon tub of Double Rainbow ice-cream to a diabetic "health care" will you?

They deliberately misrepresent what happened. No, Missouri didn't ban "care" for trannies. Trannies were just banned from mutilating themselves.

 

[Flexo]

LGBTQ+ is not inherently sexual, so let's teach 5-year-olds about it!

But... if you remove the sex, then how is a person gay????

 

[frap]

Not only do the LGBTQ demand genuine women to be called "birthing persons"; they want to reserve "vagina" to the surgically created abominations; a woman's biological part is to be called "front hole" (Page 4 of this "guide")

My jaw actually dropped when I read the link. I'd hoped you were exaggerating, but of course I should have known better.

Forget trans ally. I am rapidly becoming trans adversary.