Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Arthur Morgan]

In regards to the Wizard books that shall not be named, the idea that Harry should have become a teacher rather than an Auror (magic cop) is fucking retarded. The closest thing Harry does to teaching is in the 5th (I think, I read it so long ago) book when he basically teaches some of the other students Defense Against the Dark Arts. However, Harry was effectively doing work as an auror the entire time he was in school. There is no Harry Potter book where Harry doesn't spend half the plot tracking down and fighting dark wizards. This is including Snake Hitler himself, killing Voldemort before he's even graduated.

I think it's part of that "Don't change anything" mentality we were talking about a few pages back. Harry going off to be an Auror, an understandable career move considering his experiences, is him leaving Hogwarts and growing up, putting his past behind him. Yes, in the books Harry always talked about Hogwarts feeling like his home, but he knew he was eventually going to grow up and leave. Hell, the event you bring up, Harry ditched it in book six because Umbridge was gone. If he'd wanted to be a teacher, he would have kept it going. Because that's part of growing up, accepting that you'll need a job when you quit school.

Of course with most of these dullards, High School isn't the end, it's just the step before college, where they fuck around for four or five years until they get kicked out with an English degree.

As someone who's seen Akira on TV at least a couple of times (granted it was a long-ass time ago), what the FUCK is Bob blathering about? That's some exceptional crayon-eating, blue-curtain bullshit. Name it "Tom" instead of "Akira"?! Good fucking grief. If nobody knows who/what Akira is, they sure as SHIT won't know who Tom is. If anybody did what Bob was suggesting, it wouldn't even be Akira with the serial numbers filed off. It would be some whole other thing.

At that point I wouldn't even bother licensing the manga or anime, it'd be different enough that I could get away with calling it an original story and spending the licensing fees on hookers and coke if I was a producer.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

It dawned on me that Bob may be aware of Akira's general message and doesn't like it one bit because it clashes directly with his personal creed.

It's basically about the dangers of science and progress when they are not carried for the greater good of humanity and society, but for pure greed and power. To tamper with nature itself for such petty reasons is to dehumanize not only oneself, but to literally bring death and destruction to everything around us. Humanity may rise from the rubble of its own destroyed civilizations again and again, but it will be an eternal cycle of power struggles that will cost countless of lives throughout the ages.

And if you want to insert politisperging into it, you could argue there is some obvious critique of capitalistic society structures, if not outright Marxist in its way of thinking. You see how Neo-Tokyo and its denizens are characterized and you can see this point of view. Katsuhiro Otomo was/is a card-carrying leftist, but one that knows how to do a perfectly nuanced story with excellent points to be made. The kind of content creator that is sorely lacking in today's environment

But then again, I'm most likely giving the humanoid Hindenburg too much credit. He likely thinks Akira is just "that one anime movie with the cool bikes and the explosions and shit" and that's what people hold on to.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Believe one and only one please:
1. Twitter is the vehicle of Fascism
2. Elon Musk sucks at Twitter but succeeds at Fascism.

You know why Musk gets government money? Reusable rockets for bringing up satellites is way cheaper than government single use rockets. The man has revolutionized space travel, which you should be a fan of.

Commie / Anarchie slapfight.

I remember CHAZ Bob. Lots of rape, looting, and killing. I'm sure everyone trapped in does too. The feds doing nothing shows how fucked we are right now.

nabbed one Jack Teixeira, the alleged leaker of classified documents that the White House has kept calling fake. Liberals rejoice.

Let's save this tweet lest Jack troons out like his forebear Bradley Manning did.

For legal reasons I can't endorse this. That said... what we found out with Navy Seals being on the ground, is grounds for Russia to declare war. This goes beyond just arming them, we risk getting nuked.

What would you prefer? A beer that "tastes like freedom", or a beer that tastes like tranny crotch?

Bobby, stop envious of good-looking, well-toned dudes. Work out and have some troon tip you on plastic surgeons.

Bob you're making fun of Gay's now? I would have thought you would have loved Grindr!

It also doesn't help that Akira has a complicated story (compared to the MCU), is actually grimdark (not one Whedon-inspired pun anywhere!), and doesn't blatantly drive its message home. All great Thinkers (like Bob) need to be told what to think, so they can mindlessly agree with it.

That's the problem with modern media, they TELL you the message instead of you coming to the realization of what it is. They take the easy route because of people like Bob not being smart enough to figure it out.

My jaw actually dropped when I read the link. I'd hoped you were exaggerating, but of course I should have known better.

Forget trans ally. I am rapidly becoming trans adversary.

The terms are absolutely disgusting, inhuman, I wouldn't even call a animal a "birthing person".

 

[Flexo]

Forget trans ally. I am rapidly becoming trans adversary.

"You want to kill all trans!"
Me: Not yet but you're rapidly changing my mind.

("You" as in trans person, not you, frap)

 

[WelperHelper99]

But... if you remove the sex, then how is a person gay????

At that point they lose their identity- it's like a rocket without the rocket thrusters lol.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Despite his disgusting online persona, Bobby is actually a kind soul, a real sweetheart in real life.

I don't like getting closer to Little Kuriboh. Little Kuriboh gave us Naruto and Yugi-oh abridged. Bob gave himself diabetes.

Who the fuck is "we" here Robert? Your shitty book is self-published, quit acting as if you had a publishing house making "their money back" when you were the one who paid for the print.

It is an amazing slip of the tongue and I don't think this was a mistake. I wonder what family member dropped $8k to help fund Bob's delusion. And does this dumbass reeeeeeeeeeeally want people to read his book and thus can confirm how seeing SMB3 in The Wizard was like him seeing JFK assassinated or that he really did, in fact, compare the console wars to Vietnam, or that he skipped out on his grandma's funeral/wake, I don't remember which, to play Nintendo and let an AC repair guy in?

FBI nabbed one Jack Teixeira, the alleged leaker of classified documents that the White House has kept calling fake. Liberals rejoice.

Let's save this tweet lest Jack troons out like his forebear Bradley Manning did.

If this really is the guy who leaked out what the alphabet agencies are hiding from us then he needs a medal just for getting news outlets to report on his server Nigger Brap.

Arkle is mad that someone actually hates The Abortion.

Autistically unable to understand the humor behind posting something that's embarrassing to both Bob and hotdog girl is the hallmark of one of the true and honest Bob knob slobbers. Nobody's objecting to Bob being a sex pest. They're doing it to remind him and everyone else of his most embarrassing moment. The fact that it affects Hotdog Gorl too is a bonus.

In regards to the Wizard books that shall not be named, the idea that Harry should have become a teacher rather than an Auror (magic cop) is fucking retarded. The closest thing Harry does to teaching is in the 5th (I think, I read it so long ago) book when he basically teaches some of the other students Defense Against the Dark Arts. However, Harry was effectively doing work as an auror the entire time he was in school. There is no Harry Potter book where Harry doesn't spend half the plot tracking down and fighting dark wizards. This is including Snake Hitler himself, killing Voldemort before he's even graduated.

Not once can I recall a single place in any of the books where Harry thinks to himself "I should really be a teacher". Each book is basically it's own separate mystery story, like Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys, set in a bigger story arc. From book one Harry's a detective. The sneeding about Harry becoming a cop and not professor is tranny ACAB bullshit.

As someone who's seen Akira on TV at least a couple of times (granted it was a long-ass time ago), what the FUCK is Bob blathering about? That's some exceptional crayon-eating, blue-curtain bullshit. Name it "Tom" instead of "Akira"?! Good fucking grief. If nobody knows who/what Akira is, they sure as SHIT won't know who Tom is. If anybody did what Bob was suggesting, it wouldn't even be Akira with the serial numbers filed off. It would be some whole other thing.

The idea with the name update is that Akira is a plain and mundane name that's everywhere in grorious Nippon much like the English names Tom or Sam are to us. To fully Americanize Akira you would have to change the names of the characters including the titular one. The fact that the boy with the mental power stronger than that of our greatest nuclear weapons, so much so that he destroyed Tokyo and changed the topography of the location in mere seconds,

was given such a unassuming name I think was intentional but I'm probably misremembering that. This is probably the only good idea Bob has had with his desperate attempts to Make Akira Great Again.

I would like to take this opportunity to share with my fellow Bobologists something that I had forgotten about. We already have an Americanized Akira. We've had it for years. For the uninitiated, I would like to introduce to you Bartkira.

BARTKIRA.COM

BARTKIRA.COM

www.bartkira.com

A guy by the name of Ryan Humphrey had an off the wall idea of what if Akira was The Simpsons? Years and over 500 artists later they reinterpreted ALL 6 volumes, around 300-400 pages each, of the Akira manga using the characters of The Simpsons residing in Neo-Springfield. This is, without irony, the most faithful and respectful adaptation of Akira we will ever see. It's the same exact story, frame by frame, but redrawn with almost no artistic cohesion and with The Simpsons by people who care about the original story and the project. Tacky Wakaflaka will not have any of that and Bob will suck that kiwi off until his balls poof powder just because that kiwi might do something that ruins something people Bob doesn't like enjoy.

 

[Flexo]

But then again, I'm most likely giving the humanoid Hindenburg too much credit. He likely thinks Akira is just "that one anime movie with the cool bikes and the explosions and shit" and that's what people hold on to.

I figured Bob didn't like Akira because he saw a little too much of himself in it.

 

[Mola Ram]

I figured Bob didn't like Akira because he saw a little too much of himself in it.
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Very funny, but no joke that thing's eyes are far more empathetic and human than Bob's flat, vapid, lizard orbs.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Very funny, but no joke that thing's eyes are far more empathetic and human than Bob's flat, vapid, lizard orbs.

Not even a joke. I don't know if it's the glasses, but his eyes and head as a whole scream cave man. Truly obsolete honestly, like trying to use a Atari to calculate quantum physics

 

[Tacgnol]

I figured Bob didn't like Akira because he saw a little too much of himself in it.
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Oh man, no feet!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

But then again, I'm most likely giving the humanoid Hindenburg too much credit. He likely thinks Akira is just "that one anime movie with the cool bikes and the explosions and shit" and that's what people hold on to.

Bob is openly dismissive of anime in general and hates anime fans. He just watched it without thinking because it was popular, and wants it to be westernized to be a good woke movie and piss off the mayo ghouls

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob is openly dismissive of anime in general and hates anime fans. He just watched it without thinking because it was popular, and wants it to be westernized to be a good woke movie and piss off the mayo ghouls

Which will add one more notch to shitty American anime adaptations.

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob is openly dismissive of anime in general and hates anime fans. He just watched it without thinking because it was popular, and wants it to be westernized to be a good woke movie and piss off the mayo ghouls

In general, Bob will go for a while without strong opinions on something, and then one day will get a fixed idea about it at which point his opinion will never change. I'm sure if you go back far enough, Bob had a neutral idea of anime, but now he hates it and the people who like it. I suspect due to pro-Trump anime memes (and right wing anime-memes in general).

 

[OutInTheRain]

Rowling doesn't understand what she wrote; only troons have that special access to the Platonic Realm where wizards dwell.

Did everyone forget that the HP books are just mystery novels with fantasy shit? Did everyone forget that Rowling now writes mystery novels exclusively? I think a thinly veiled retread of the books, but with old Harry Potter, and a new diverse cast, would be unbelievably boring.

If you think the infamous AI-rotoscoped anime was too testosterone-laden:

The Creative Elite still fail to realize this thing: if people can "carve it" with a spoon, perhaps using the resources they have at home, no one will pay for professional shovelers any more.

The barrier to entry for these fields keeps getting lower and lower. That's what tech does, that's what tech has always done. This is kind of the same as mocap suit, but instead the computer doesn't need the suit to learn the person's positions. We've already seen this with those Joel Haver videos.

Peter Coffin supports creative labor. Coffin is, of course, not just wrong, but is a "bigoted cretin".

This is one of those things that people don't realize about most "creatives." Most working creatives, like artists have a blue collar work ethic in a lot of ways, they drag themselves to work, and draw what the boss wants, and then leave. Rinse and repeat for 40 years. Like does Blobbo not think that an artist drawing capeshit for his beloved Marvel doesn't think their job is menial, and draining at times? Does Blobbo not think that a pop novelist like Lee Child, Steven King, or Brandon Sanderson not look at their computer in the morning and just grumble about how they don't want to go to work?

It's clear that he sees "creative" work as this sublime, state of pure orgasmic bliss, that they experience every time they put pen to paper. But it's not, it's work, it requires effort, discipline, on top of skill and ideas. Ideas are the easy part, you can have them while taking a shit. It's the skill, the effort and discipline that people pay for, it is what sets you apart. That goes for any and every job. Sure there are many that aren't worth it, like full time twitter tard, or fast-food burger flipper.

Blobbo should have realized that everything becomes a grind when you do it for a living. You would think a 40+ year old man, living in his Mom's basement, like some kind of pasty ghoul, would realize that he has to put more effort into life than he has been. He was a first wave Youtube, film reviewer and he has less views and followers than someone who started a year ago. But he's too lazy to improve, too boring to have hobbies that he can fold into his content other than political sperging, He only wants to be a thinker, because he believes that it's a lazy man's job.

 

[King Dead]

This is one of those things that people don't realize about most "creatives." Most working creatives, like artists have a blue collar work ethic in a lot of ways, they drag themselves to work, and draw what the boss wants, and then leave. Rinse and repeat for 40 years. Like does Blobbo not think that an artist drawing capeshit for his beloved Marvel doesn't think their job is menial, and draining at times? Does Blobbo not think that a pop novelist like Lee Child, Steven King, or Brandon Sanderson not look at their computer in the morning and just grumble about how they don't want to go to work?

It's clear that he sees "creative" work as this sublime, state of pure orgasmic bliss, that they experience every time they put pen to paper. But it's not, it's work, it requires effort, discipline, on top of skill and ideas. Ideas are the easy part, you can have them while taking a shit. It's the skill, the effort and discipline that people pay for, it is what sets you apart. That goes for any and every job. Sure there are many that aren't worth it, like full time twitter tard, or fast-food burger flipper.

Blobbo should have realized that everything becomes a grind when you do it for a living. You would think a 40+ year old man, living in his Mom's basement, like some kind of pasty ghoul, would realize that he has to put more effort into life than he has been. He was a first wave Youtube, film reviewer and he has less views and followers than someone who started a year ago. But he's too lazy to improve, too boring to have hobbies that he can fold into his content other than political sperging, He only wants to be a thinker, because he believes that it's a lazy man's job.

That's something I hadn't really considered before, but it makes a lot of Bob's blathering about "creative work" more understandable.

Bob is the quintessential "idea guy." You know the type: they come up with all sorts of ideas but never want to put in any of the effort to make them a reality. They would much rather be put in charge of a bunch of other artists to make their ideas come to life. I remember /agdg/ threads on /v/ where idea guys were a constant menace, showing up to say "wouldn't it be cool if [x]" but not contributing anything of substance.

Bob's entire career output is nothing but ideas. Look at all the bizarre movie pitches he's posted over the years, from "Care Bears meets Paradise Lost" to "Terminator but Skynet is the good guy destroying the mayo ghouls." He confidently states that he posts nothing but billion-dollar ideas, but none of them ever go anywhere. He desperately wants to be in a position like that of James Gunn, heading up an entire team of creatives and getting to boss them into making his insane visions real, all while he sits back and collects a fat paycheck from all the royalties that will no doubt come pouring in as audiences flock to see his masterworks.

What he fails to realize is that James Gunn put in the work to get where he is today. He worked for years with Troma on low-budget gory schlock, gradually working his way up to bigger productions, and has now been entrusted by WB to oversee the future of DC on film. He hasn't just rested on his laurels all these years, he clearly has a work ethic that took him this far and will likely continue to serve him well in the future.

Bob has obviously had an aversion to work for his entire life, and he's been content to bumble along in mediocrity because at least it's easy. But that's where he's going to continue to stay, wallowing in his anger that he isn't getting more for doing less, that "creatives" like him aren't being paid millions just to exist. Meanwhile, the rest of us will wait with bated breath for the day when the paypigs just aren't enough to cover his expenses anymore and he has to suck it up and go back to retail.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Bob is the quintessential "idea guy." You know the type: they come up with all sorts of ideas but never want to put in any of the effort to make them a reality. They would much rather be put in charge of a bunch of other artists to make their ideas come to life. I remember /agdg/ threads on /v/ where idea guys were a constant menace, showing up to say "wouldn't it be cool if [x]" but not contributing anything of substance.

So many people don't realize that to be an effective idea guy, you have to work real hard. The idea is the easy part. It's communicating the idea, getting buy in from others, organizing the work, having a view of the end state, getting approval and release of funds. As well as being able to change things and adjust when things aren't working out, or being able to add in good suggestions, that is hard.

For example, its easy to say "I don't like the ergonomics of the office, let's change it." That one idea, becomes months and months of work, as you seek approvals, and input. Book someone to rewire the entire room as all the computers and desks are moving. It is complex process, that many people don't have an understanding of. The best part is when you explain this to these idea guys, they look at you, like a cow looks at an oncoming train and refuse to understand any point you've brought up.

 

[JayHarrison]

FBI nabbed one Jack Teixeira, the alleged leaker of classified documents that the White House has kept calling fake. Liberals rejoice.

Let's save this tweet lest Jack troons out like his forebear Bradley Manning did.

For a moment, let's swap out Teixeira's name with that of Führer Hillary Clinton. Instead of labelling Hillary a traitor, Moviebob would jump at the chance to use the "Hillary Clinton dindu nuffin" defense.

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Damn you turncoats!! You non-people betrayed SUPERIOR FUTURE!!


Does Bobby realize that Cenk et al have grown but he hasn't?

The only thing about Moviebob that's grown--aside from possibly Bob's waistline--is Bob's ego.

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The Serfs continues his pitchfork campaign against that uppity Karen who objected to being called "birthing person", and the people who support her.

Not only do the LGBTQ demand genuine women to be called "birthing persons"; they want to reserve "vagina" to the surgically created abominations; a woman's biological part is to be called "front hole" (Page 4 of this "guide")

"Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners."
--George Carlin, American actor and comedian (1937-2008*)

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I repeat:
Wokeness is selfish misanthopy disguised as compassionate empathy.

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White man suspected to kill another white man!! Stop blaming by angelic colored illegals!!!

Objection! Relevance?

I can't see why that man, if proven guilty, should not be lynched.

I prefer guillotined, myself.

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Commie / Anarchie slapfight.

Barring some technological cataclysm, the Internet is forever, Bob. The CHAZ and the CHOP (if I remember it correctly) are on permanent record and can be brought up at any time.

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Make every superhero sworn in by the Bible and bomb abortion clinics.

Funny thing: Those "Internet nobodies" whom Moviebob is referring to are actually writing documentaries about Moviebob's superiority complex; the only one writing Moviebob fanfiction is Moviebob.

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AI art

Coca-Cola's not going to hire you, Bob, despite the fact you're nightmarish, generic, Internet-brained garbage.

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If you think the infamous AI-rotoscoped anime was too testosterone-laden:

The Creative Elite still fail to realize this thing: if people can "carve it" with a spoon, perhaps using the resources they have at home, no one will pay for professional shovelers any more.

A Thinker™ like Moviebob should know that.

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Peter Coffin supports creative labor. Coffin is, of course, not just wrong, but is a "bigoted cretin".

Well, given Moviebob tends to repeat itself ("you're not a person", "go ask yer mum", etc.), Moviebob hardly qualifies as creative class because Moviebob has no creativity, let alone class.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

As someone who's seen Akira on TV at least a couple of times (granted it was a long-ass time ago), what the FUCK is Bob blathering about? That's some exceptional crayon-eating, blue-curtain bullshit. Name it "Tom" instead of "Akira"?! Good fucking grief. If nobody knows who/what Akira is, they sure as SHIT won't know who Tom is. If anybody did what Bob was suggesting, it wouldn't even be Akira with the serial numbers filed off. It would be some whole other thing.

While someone beat me to explaining the point of the name Akira. It is worth reiterating that, that's like fucking all he knows about Akira. And in a lot of ways, that's all he's got. A couple of Wikipedia trivia bullet points. A whole career of being a pop culture critic, and that's it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

During downtime I grabbed some Bob screencaps:
@Positron can check to make sure no duplication in posting


Jorio is right and Moviebob is indeed full of shit. The Woke Mob has been trying to cancel Aunt Jemima, Rastus (cream of wheat), and Uncle Ben for quite a while now. And with Aunt Jemima they succeeded.

The blue curtain analysis continues.

This isn't the pwn that Ashley Lynch and Bob assume it is:


That's not how crimes work, that's not how criminals work, and it'd definitely reduce the number of pedos by killing them off. Which Bob should support since he believes the only child diddlers are right wing Believers who already deserve denial of oxygen in the wastelands in minecraft, whereas Ashley Lynch is leaning into the common stereotype of LGBTQ+- by freudian slip. I don't think they did it "on purpose", but subconsciously.

The following is a thread about r*pe and Moviebob inserts himself into the convo unbidden:







Wrongthink makes things automatically incorrect, apparently. For he is the Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Pol Potbelly, the crayon-eating blue curtain analyst.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob is a master of dismissing important shit that actually matters but sperging about stupid shit that doesn't.