Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Tomorrow is the opening of Salem Horror Fest 2023. I cannot find an entry called "The Bludgeoning"; if Lesser Bro and co. entered it under another name, I don't recognize it. The site doesn't allow search for producer or directors. There is a piece of tranny shit called T-Blockers.
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my guess is The Bludgeoning isn't finished yet.
 
It should be easy in Boston too, being one of the oldest cities in the union, and battles actually having taken place there. I'm surprised he didn't recommend any restaurants, I can do that even in my significantly younger town
There's a ton of stuff to do in Boston other than getting drunk. The USS Constitution was one of the coolest warship tours I've been on with an excellent museum and a WW2 destroyer right there, the historical district has the Old North Church, a tour of Paul Revere's house, and it's next to Little Italy which has a ton of excellent resturants. I've only been there once, and there's so much more than just bars and bus tours.
 
"What can I do in historic and scenic Boston?"

"You either pay too much money to sit in a bus that goes in a circle or you can get drunk."

"hmmmmm I do like getting shit faced and a bus would allow me to sober up and not drive. Thank you, Bob's vestigial sibling!"

I'd ask if he's just trying to be protective of a tourist but I wonder if he's ever experienced his own city outside of a school field trip.
Sad thing is, as a Boy Scout on a two-day foot tour of Boston in 1993, I probably stood outside more historic places on my own two feet in his home town than he has driven by.

You can literally get a better idea of what to see in Boston from Fallout 4 than you can from asking a Chipman.
You can also do things in Boston that he can't... like...... make friends, go to Fenway Park without being kicked out for drunkeness, get into MIT... the list goes on and on.
 
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"Good morning!" is microaggression according to SJWs. That the morning is good for you doesn't mean it is good for me. I'm not making this up.
You know, I don't know why anyone interacts with those miserable people. Just ignore them, they'll probably fuck off.
Matt Walsh has been genocided.
I love how the twitter fags act like "violence" is the wurstest thing evar, but then when someone right-wing is threatened, they tacitly celebrate it. They don't even fully celebrate it, they do this half-hearted "well wut did you expewct?" Just fuckin' say you like violence and terrorism against people you hate.
Mario Movie "normalizes drag". Will we see Bobby dressed as Peach this Halloween?
The obsession with putting prepubescent children in drag will always be alarming to me. They really are obsessed with that now.
 
Tomorrow all the legacy checkmarks are disappearing. The Sperging, and the mental gymnastic will be out of this world.
I hope so, Elon's been cockteasing that for months now and I'm tired of waiting. If they do go away, though, then this will be a fantastic week with the one-two punch of no more faggot bluechecks and the end of the retarded deadnaming policy.

Bob, of course, will still never quit because he's a fucking addict. You'll notice that his Mastodon account is still dead after making a big ballyhoo about "oh jeez I guess I'm gonna have to leave Twitter now." Ditto for his Instagram. Twitter is the only thing that keeps this fat retard going, and I think he'd legitimately kill himself if it shut down.
 
Tomorrow all the legacy checkmarks are disappearing. The Sperging, and the mental gymnastic will be out of this world.
As of 3:12am, EST, the legacy checkmarks remain up. C'mon Elmo Elon, don't let us down! After all the bile he's spewed, I'd love to see Bob get hit in a way he can't simply brush off.
 
WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THIS

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[Bob's reupload of his Splice review]
I skipped ahead after Bob did his "I love this movie so much I'm not going to tell you about it, but I totally saw it guys" line, right in time for him to get upset over fat jokes from Jonah Hill. And I love that he still refers to himself in the royal 'we' to try and pretend there's anyone else besides him working on his channel. Speaking of which, he totally has new content coming guys, not just reuploads of old stuff.
They've had the Freedom Trail since forever - a red painted line and/or red colored bricks on the sidewalks that will take you on a circuit of historical sites around the city. Takes a couple hours, if you don't get distracted.

"Take a bus tour."

Family of corpulent philistines, I swear.
Sounds like Bob's not the only one who'll lose a foot in the future. Either that or a walking tour abused them as a child or something.
 
Bob, of course, will still never quit because he's a fucking addict. You'll notice that his Mastodon account is still dead after making a big ballyhoo about "oh jeez I guess I'm gonna have to leave Twitter now."
Remember when he publicly asked why he didn't get the one Mastodon node that all the cool kids got and asked how he could get it like he was asking to get in with the masons? The retard can't even figure out how to sign up for the right fediverse node. Anything other than the same site he's been using for over a decade is too complicated and scary for Bob.
As of 3:12am, EST, the legacy checkmarks remain up. C'mon Elmo Elon, don't let us down! After all the bile he's spewed, I'd love to see Bob get hit in a way he can't simply brush off.
If nothing else Elon switched back the description so you don't know if Bob is grandfathered in or actually paid for the checkmark.
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As of 3:12am, EST, the legacy checkmarks remain up.
You don't trust Musk after he has cried wolf so many times.

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Likewise, this nigger whore will stay. N.B. This is the old one who played Catwoman, not the young one who plays Nigger Mermaid.

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Indeed, if Bobby wants to live a few years longer, he should delete his Twitter account.


Liberals hate women who has an opinion of her own.
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Nigger claims people are "demonizing children", and compares crimes committed by young people to thrill-seeking behaviors like sliding down the handrails of stairs.
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Trannies are such a fun bunch.
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Ball bearings would represent the balls the "trans rights" crowd have lost, including Bobby's.

Youtube demontized Matt Walsh for "misgendering" Dylan Mulvaney. The Serf thinks it is not enough.
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Indeed anyone who call themselves LGBTQ allies should be ashamed of themselves.

Jeremy Boreing, metrosexual chad CEO of Daily Wire, comments on the trials and tribulations of those who dare to call a man a man during just the past 48 hours.
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Russia passed law against gay propaganda and soon gay men were reputedly tortured in camps; Big Al think this is the future of Florida.
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Liberals should stop bringing up their sexual fantasies on social media.

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Thankfully Bobby's most epic boner can only be observed under a microscope.

Bobby is so insightful about business that I don't understand no one headhunted him to be the Chief Strategic Officer of some multinationals.
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"American nazis only make up about 20% of the population," and transsexuals are only 1.6%. If you are business savvy you know which demographic to chase after.
20% of the American population is still a huge number -- 66.4M people. If your company captures even 1% of these "nazis" you are pretty great.

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Irredeemably :lunacy:


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If I want to read stories about people overcoming their past trauma and becoming their best selves, stories about love running deep, I'd open the Bible.

Whor.
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I watched the second clip where Whor told Thor she has cancer. Can Natalie Portman even fucking act?

Bobby thinks the younger generations are instinctively more moral than Gen-Xers, at least as far as racial and sexual mores are concerned.
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More cartoon.
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I'm bored by the trailer; It is such a remarkable feat to make Looney Tunes so unfunny. The animators apparently think exaggerated facial expressions (goggling eyes; showing teeth) equal fun.

Monkey!! Big Monkey!!
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I strongly doubt the chest wall of a frozen human being can be so easily crushed; maybe I'll try it with a frozen turkey first.

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As of 3:12am, EST, the legacy checkmarks remain up. C'mon Elmo Elon, don't let us down! After all the bile he's spewed, I'd love to see Bob get hit in a way he can't simply brush off.

You don't trust Musk after he has cried wolf so many times.

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I'm gonna be waiting until the afternoon to see where it does. So we can see if the Elon actually has the balls to cut off the verified program.
 
There's a ton of stuff to do in Boston other than getting drunk. The USS Constitution was one of the coolest warship tours I've been on with an excellent museum and a WW2 destroyer right there, the historical district has the Old North Church, a tour of Paul Revere's house, and it's next to Little Italy which has a ton of excellent resturants. I've only been there once, and there's so much more than just bars and bus tours.
See that's what I'm talking about! The constitution alone would be worth seeing and worth my money.
Trannies are such a fun bunch.
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Ball bearings would represent the balls the "trans rights" crowd have lost, including Bobby's.
Blob supporting borderline terrostic actions and telling them to go harder and use ball bearings. You know they'll probably buy fishing weights made of lead, polluting everything, right Bob?
Youtube demontized Matt Walsh for "misgendering" Dylan Mulvaney. The Serf thinks it is not enough.
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Indeed anyone who call themselves LGBTQ allies should be ashamed of themselves.
So taking 100k from someone isn't enough? You socialists really are tards. I doubt he's living in the pod any time soon, but come the fuck on. Blob begging YouTube to drop Twitter is just icing on the cake
 
Nigger claims people are "demonizing children", and compares crimes committed by young people to thrill-seeking behaviors like sliding down the handrails of stairs.
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Pointing out that a literal wandering horde of teenagers so big that cops cannot actually stop them even if they wanted/were allowed to destroying property, looting entire stores, attacking random people, shooting each other and how that's a problem makes you a hyperbolic stuffy movie villain from a 60's teen surf movie. Out of all the outdated movie references this dumbass could've chosen he chose that. This dipshit didn't even pick something like Foot Loose which at least is from the 80's. I know when I see a black bull dyke with colored hair twerking on the top of a ransacked SUV I immediately think "This kind of youthful shenanigans is just like that popular movie Surf's Up!" because I am fucking old and do not know how to connect with actual people. Good thing Boston is a racist Hell hole and Lynn is lousy with Mexicans lest Bob be encountered with such culturally enriched exuberance.
 
Pointing out that a literal wandering horde of teenagers so big that cops cannot actually stop them even if they wanted/were allowed to destroying property, looting entire stores, attacking random people, shooting each other and how that's a problem makes you a hyperbolic stuffy movie villain from a 60's teen surf movie. Out of all the outdated movie references this dumbass could've chosen he chose that. This dipshit didn't even pick something like Foot Loose which at least is from the 80's. I know when I see a black bull dyke with colored hair twerking on the top of a ransacked SUV I immediately think "This kind of youthful shenanigans is just like that popular movie Surf's Up!" because I am fucking old and do not know how to connect with actual people. Good thing Boston is a racist Hell hole and Lynn is lousy with Mexicans lest Bob be encountered with such culturally enriched exuberance.
Truly law and order is the sign of the patriarchy. Seriously, somehow Chicago has gotten worse since I left that state- even going to the Legoland discovery center in Chicago as a kid wasn't as sketchy as it is now.
 

Ancient Escapist video from 2009, Judging by Bob's own drunken work ethic it's safe to assume this video is uncut, save for the retrospective ramble during the end.

It's only 3* minutes long but I genuinely enjoyed this review. The contrast between old vs. new Bob Chipman is night & day. He's actually trying to be engaging compared to the bland bitter bitch Bob presents himself nowadays. It's actually fun whenever Moviebob randomly drops a crack theory in the middle of a review, instead of resentful conspiracies and constant jabs at whoever he's pissed off at the moment.

*it's technically 6 minutes long but the first 3 minutes are dedicated to verably sucking off Pixar, so I don't think that counts for much in actually reviewing the movie. I still enjoyed the little tangent about how Pixar movies in 2009 are made for fathers/boys with a focus on older male protagonists, compared to Disney's then focus on all things princess related.
 
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