Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Brother Wind]

anyone tell me who is "Martha"

In short, its Batman and Superman mother. Different lady, same name.

One layer down is that BvS made this a crucial plot point in that it meant both characters realized the humanity of the other. Thus allowing them to set aside their differences and fight together. I think. Never saw the movie. Just the scene because...

The dumbest layer is that it was a bit of a weird comic book joke that DC never did anything with the fact that both Batman and Superman have a mother named Martha over 80 years. Especially as capeshit likes to milk every little thing like that as ideas run dryer and dryer

 

[Flexo]

Thanks to @Positron for that snippet of youtube comments and this moment.


I just... what more needs to be said about Bob's audience?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Linkara joins Bobby in his denunciation of people who can't accept race-baiting in capeshit.

Two retards teaming up to come to the defense of lazy writers who think the best way to promote diversity is to give the poor POCs the shitty hand-me-downs of white people.

The fact that "the racists" and "fascists" and all other manner of assorted chuds will happily suggest writing more diverse characters as long as you actually bother to make them characters and not a reskin of a better character will forever be funny to me. Better to keep treating the minorities in the audience like absolute cretins and call them all race traitors when they don't seal clap over the shitty race swap that'll get cancelled after 3 issues.

That being said, the commenter Linkara is responding to is obviously a complete fucking retard, because Linkara, the eminem fucking Lightbringer himself has never been "based", by any definition of the word that I can think of.

 

[OutInTheRain]

So it is reassuring that Bobby is every bit as tough as his paternal grandad.

We know Blobbo has hatred and vitriol to spare. We see it written on his rapidly aging face. His features that somehow are both obese and gaunt. Showing the physical toll of alcohol, McDonald's and hatred has on a man. The thousands of pages we have documented of this man's impotent rage, should serve as a warning to all who would travel down the path of Bob. This is a man who laments the demise of eugenics as a social policy, then unironically tweets about Mountain Dew chicken.

Of course this is another fine example of Bob's certified "internet tough guy" status. The implied threat that he has violence in store for people. Like some kind of avenging internet vigilante, for all those he deems obsolete. When we know in all honesty, this is a man who dreads his daily battle with the stairs out of his Mom's basement, huffing and wheezing after only half way. A man who wouldn't even need to be punched to be knocked out in a fight. The diabetic coma, caused from the sudden strenuous activity would be more than enough to take him out.

 

[Berrakh]

Bob, and now Linkara, supporting race-swapping has always felt like this thing where people who were bullied real bad basically become ‘entropy-stans’ where they support whatever trend they see dissolving the object of their resentments.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob, and now Linkara, supporting race-swapping has always felt like this thing where people who were bullied real bad basically become ‘entropy-stans’ where they support whatever trend they see dissolving the object of their resentments.

“I failed at life and had nothing but criticism, but if I say racism is bad enough, random bots kiss my ass on Twitter. It’s my only positive feedback.”

Very sad.

 

[Berrakh]

“I failed at life and had nothing but criticism, but if I say racism is bad enough, random bots kiss my ass on Twitter. It’s my only positive feedback.”

Very sad.

With them it’s barely even a positive message of being against racism. It’s just getting back at the chuds.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby (correctly?) identifies this stunt as cynical "trauma porn". He thinks such "trauma porn" is Obsolete post-Trump.

The last I checked trauma porn still serves Soros's species perfectly well. See above.

Bob has no idea what The Kids (tm) think or want. I can quote him swearing that that broken, triangle heart thing from the She-Ra remake (DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER THAT?) was gonna be some kind of symbol that will be used long after anyone remembered where it came from or what it originally meant.

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“We're going to see this mark on things for decades, I think - possibly long after the point where we remember where it was from in the first place. Not just on merch or as ink, but as tags and grafitti. Covert signs etched into walls, to mark safe places - and memories. ❤👍 https://t.co/cAk8IqiPM6”

twitter.com

Bob also has no idea what trauma actually is either. The worst thing that has ever happened to him was serving in the console wars of the 90's and getting publicly smacked by hot dog girl for being a creepy, too familiar weirdo. He claims trauma from the Trump presidency when there was a whole hell of a lot of nothing for four years that ended with a plandemic that Bob openly dismissed at the very beginning of it.

Rage! RAGE! Against the dying of your night light, Robert, you who the furthest you've been from home is your sister's wedding at a private resort in Cancun.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Double posting because fuck it.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1659294848849965060

https://archive.ph/t4T5k

So Bob is technically correct. TayTay's uncle does not own Internet Archive. He has something to do with The Wayback Machine, another archiving site. This is all because of a substack about TayTay which incorrectly states that he owns Internet Archive.

https://disinformationchronicle.substack.com/p/twitter-files-twitter-provided-privileged

https://archive.ph/0qmQV

Oddly enough the source he quotes for that states quite clearly that he owns The Wayback Machine.

https://enblocpress.com/fear-the-floof-tweet-thread/

https://archive.ph/RazKh

twitter thread archive as Floof got yeeted

https://archive.is/BtcGD

twitter thread archive of Floof stating that her uncle own Internet Archive and not The Wayback Machine so who knows what's going on.

https://archive.is/xJYKr

What we do know is that somehow Taytay got her embarrassing tweets wiped off of The Wayback Machine. What we now know is that Big Al personally talked to the top people at Twitter to get people like Libs of Tiktok and floof yeeted because of what they said about Taytay. We also now know because of new Twitter Files drops, yes those are still a thing, that she had protection from people at twitter.

Bob sees an older woman and goes into protecc mode the only way he knows how, ignoring any actual points and pointlessly nitpicking in the hopes you get tired.

 

[Positron]

Thanks to @Positron for that snippet of youtube comments and this moment.
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I just... what more needs to be said about Bob's audience?

Didn't notice that; now bricks were shat.

Emergency!! Mayday!! SOS!!! Fucks needed. Please send fucks. Please.....

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Jim Caviezel, who you might remember played Jesus in a movie, sees the signs of the Endtimes. "We no longer have a country anymore: by definition a country needs to have borders. We don't have a border." He abhors how the media lie to people every single day, and how you cannot say anything bad about (((Soros))) or media machine he owns will tear you apart, as Caviezel himself learned the hard way. Bobby, in turn, remember how he was the victim of Caviezel and wants the worst to happen to him.

A Christian simply existing will drive Bobby bonkers. The best way to troll Bobby is to be a Christian.

New York has a club for non-existent people (archive of New Yorker article). Caviezel will feel right at home there.

I bet your pardon?






As if we needed more proof that Liberalism is evil.

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MTG is concerned about the mental stability of one of her fellow congressman.


Everybody, it's time again to check your hands for blood.



Strange, when Canada passed the law that allows the state to abduct "trans kids" from the parents who want the kids to lead normal, healthy lives, journoroaches and other liberals all hailed Canada as the model of benevolence.




Good. These people seem to think The Rat is a charity that gives free money to Florida. To pull out from such a project hurts The Rat's bottomline too.


Now bro what are your problems with casinos? Or for that matter BRICS? Don't they bring jobs to Florida too?

Random House sues Florida for the supposed "book ban". Absolutely pointless.


Still, Ted Cruz one-ups Random House in the frivolousness department.




Trump apparently throws DeSantis under the bus.


Unexpectedly, Bobby seems to approve people voting for "material realities".

If you're not a nigger or illegal and care about your "material realities", you won't touch the D with a hazmat suit on.

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The new Indiana Jones entry is promised to be a damp squib. The Cannes audience didn't like it, and apparently neither does The Critical Drinker.

So Bobby agrees that stealing from savages is "fun". At last there is something we can both tune in.

Plot? What plot?


Stephen King, horrors of horrors, enjoyed The Flash movie!


Journoroach is upset that he ate an insult on behalf of Blizzard. Somehow this makes Bobby want to talk about Zack Snyder, and how "Your fans are not your audience".


Stinkface Larson.




Crickets.

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Yup. Twitter totally, absolutely never though of that!



Godzilla, Kamen Rider, and Ultraman take themselves apart and combine into a mecha.




Someone launched an AI tool called "Story Engine", promising that it can, based on your input, write or draft entire novel in just a few days "true to your vision". I haven't watched the 15 minute presentation.


Believe women, believe sociopathic prostitutes.


About trannies in Evil Dead movies.

You will pay to see trannies, you worthless thing.

Trannies in bikinis aren't shocking enough these days; Sports Illustrated had a 81-year-old jailbird showing cleavage.

The hypothetical "grandparents" might have a point to be terrified: Snoop Dog looks like someone who would get handsy on an octogenearian.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Can anyone tell me who is "Martha"?

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and suggest it's a reference to Bruce Wayne's dead mother, Martha Wayne. (and also Superman's adoptive mom was Martha Kent)


NO, Bob. There are two kinds of people. Those with Cluster B personality disorders, and those without. Nothing to do with "Believing". These "Christian Republicans" are deifinitely people with one or more Cluster B Personality disorders. (Most likely narcissism but maybe outright psychopathy). They'd be LUCKY if Jesus saves THEM. Something something "not everyone who says to Me, "Lord, Lord" will enter the Kingdom of Heaven".

Also if bobby wants to get his hands on those starting the fires everywhere in Lynn Woods, he need look no further than his nearest chapter of "Anti Fascist/Anarchist League"/Extinction Rebellion/Earth First.

Who are Kendall and Roman?

siblings on the show "Succession".

He claims trauma from the Trump presidency when there was a whole hell of a lot of nothing for four years that ended with a plandemic that Bob openly dismissed at the very beginning of it.

Well to be fair, he thought Drumpf was personally going to go to Kentucky or where the fuck ever and genocide Bob's troon cousin, and then go genocide Bob's gay relative(s), wherever they may be, and then go over to Lynn and genocide his sped niece.

Double posting because fuck it.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1659294848849965060

https://archive.ph/t4T5k

View attachment 5128575
So Bob is technically correct. TayTay's uncle does not own Internet Archive. He has something to do with The Wayback Machine, another archiving site. This is all because of a substack about TayTay which incorrectly states that he owns Internet Archive.

https://disinformationchronicle.substack.com/p/twitter-files-twitter-provided-privileged

https://archive.ph/0qmQV

Oddly enough the source he quotes for that states quite clearly that he owns The Wayback Machine.

https://enblocpress.com/fear-the-floof-tweet-thread/

https://archive.ph/RazKh

twitter thread archive as Floof got yeeted

https://archive.is/BtcGD

twitter thread archive of Floof stating that her uncle own Internet Archive and not The Wayback Machine so who knows what's going on.

https://archive.is/xJYKr

What we do know is that somehow Taytay got her embarrassing tweets wiped off of The Wayback Machine. What we now know is that Big Al personally talked to the top people at Twitter to get people like Libs of Tiktok and floof yeeted because of what they said about Taytay. We also now know because of new Twitter Files drops, yes those are still a thing, that she had protection from people at twitter.

Bob sees an older woman and goes into protecc mode the only way he knows how, ignoring any actual points and pointlessly nitpicking in the hopes you get tired.

Bob's also wrong about the minus world. You do not get to it by jumping through a "window". You get to it by crouching on the exact lip of intake pipe (after taking out at least two ceiling blocks if you're big) at the end of world 1-2, and jumping until you somehow go through the pipe and get caught in the wall, then walk/get pushed through through to warp pipes (that are supposed to warp you to worlds 4, 3, and 2) but DO NOT walk far enough to reveal past the 2nd pipe, and then go down the nearest pipe. This will take you to world -1.

So either Bob's ignorant and he's just making up how to get to the minus world, or he ackshually knows but he's "joking" but it falls flat to anyone who actually knows that 1) the minus world exists and 2) how to get there. Like, if you're going to make a joke like that, why not actually put how you really get there?!

 

[OutInTheRain]

Ahh yes, Bud Light...the beer of the evolved 21st century gentleman. Brewed from the finest of chemical syrups which is lovingly hand crafted by our highly trained Indonesian slaves. Where it is then packaged into recycled oil drums and left to age on a pier as it awaits shipping. From there it shipped to our brewery in America and the chemical slurry is mixed with the finest inner-city tap water, it's the chemical runoff from the local hog rendering plant that gives Bud Light it's distinctive taste. Finally it is flash injected with artisanal CO2. Bud Light is the beer of choice for the evolved, cultured bug hive dweller of the 21st century. Pair it today with a fine cockroach hors d'oeuvres and you are sure to be life of the party.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob's also wrong about the minus world. You do not get to it by jumping through a "window". You get to it by crouching on the exact lip of intake pipe (after taking out at least two ceiling blocks if you're big) at the end of world 1-2, and jumping until you somehow go through the pipe and get caught in the wall, then walk/get pushed through through to warp pipes (that are supposed to warp you to worlds 4, 3, and 2) but DO NOT walk far enough to reveal past the 2nd pipe, and then go down the nearest pipe. This will take you to world -1.

So either Bob's ignorant and he's just making up how to get to the minus world, or he ackshually knows but he's "joking" but it falls flat to anyone who actually knows that 1) the minus world exists and 2) how to get there. Like, if you're going to make a joke like that, why not actually put how you really get there?!

It always amuses me when Bob gets Mario shit wrong, especially when it's from his era. For someone who supposedly devoured all the information there was about Mario and his lore, a ton of it seems to have spilled out. Hmm, wonder why?

Spoiler

It's because he's actually retarded.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

New York has a club for non-existent people (archive of New Yorker article). Caviezel will feel right at home there.

I bet your pardon?

I didn't believe this until I looked. He was profiled in the New Yorker back in 2015 (link/archive).

A few days before the Adam Sandler movie “Pixels” was released, Bob Chipman saw an advance screening. “I was bored within two minutes, angry after five, and by the time all hundred minutes had run out I was sad and numb,” he later said. Chipman, who is thirty-four and lives outside Boston, blogs about video games under the moniker the Game OverThinker and reviews films as MovieBob. (Tagline: “Film. Gaming. Politics. Geek.”) “Pixels” is an action-movie mashup of classic arcade games, such as Pac-Man. Chipman found the movie unequal to its subject matter. A few hours later, when his sadness had “simmered into pure, white-hot, pants-shitting rage,” he wrote down nineteen hundred words, read them into a microphone, paired the audio with a slide show and clips from the “Pixels” trailer, and posted the result on YouTube. “ ‘Pixels’ isn’t a movie,” Chipman says in the video. “It’s a motherfucking active crime scene, and the crime is cultural vandalism.” He goes on to describe the film as “a pile of skidmarked sumo thongs,” “a maggot-oozing head wound,” and a “waterfall of elephant jizz cascading into theaters this weekend.” He concludes, “Fuck everyone who made this movie.”

Within a few days, the video had been viewed more than a million times and had attracted enthusiastic comments from the gamer set: “Best. Movie. Review. Ever.” “Preach it bro. As a nerd myself, I’m pissed.” “Marry me!”

To some, MovieBob’s “Pixels” review isn’t a review at all; it’s a rant. The word comes from Shakespeare. Hamlet, at Ophelia’s funeral: “I’ll rant as well as thou.” Its meaning depends on the central question of the play: Is Hamlet raving mad, or is he making more sense than anyone else? This is the question we ask about our best ranters. In 2013 and 2014, Kanye West played stadiums in thirty-seven cities. For about ten minutes every night, he delivered an improvised performance that was part motivational speech, part critique of the fashion industry, and part off-the-cuff observations about water bottles and “The Hunger Games.” “I go off on these rants that don’t make any sense,” West recently acknowledged. “But I don’t give a fuck.”

A. O. Scott, a film critic at the Times, conceded, last week, that the rant has its place. (He is about to publish a book, “Better Living Through Criticism,” that explores this idea, among others.) “There’s a long history—proud or ignominious, depending on how you look at it—of vicious hatchet-job reviews,” he said. No one much liked “Moose Murders,” a Broadway play that opened and closed on the same night, in 1983, but Frank Rich, in the Times, strafed it so gleefully—invoking, for example, the possibility that the hunting trophies onstage were moose that “committed suicide shortly after being shown the script that trades on their good name”—that he subsequently became known as the Butcher of Broadway.

“There will always be people who say, ‘That went too far,’ ” Scott said. Last year, he saw “Blended,” another Adam Sandler movie. “I very quickly and angrily wrote up six hundred words,” Scott said. (Sandler might well be the great muse of the apoplectic pan.) “That afternoon, it was one of the biggest things on the Times site.” His review lamented the movie’s “sheer audience-insulting incompetence”; the PG-13 rating at the bottom warned, “It will make your children stupid.” Lindy West, who is working on a memoir called “Shrill,” may be best known for her 2010 evisceration of “Sex and the City 2,” a movie that, she wrote, “takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human . . . and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car.” West said that she now regrets some parts of the review: “I’m still offended by garbage art that wastes my time, but I now try to reserve my ire for things that deserve it.”

Chipman, though, stands by his rant. “ ‘Pixels’ annoyed me for very specific reasons,” he said. As a child, he adored Pac-Man. “The younger version of me would have been so excited for this premise, and for them to do the worst possible version of it—as I said in the review, it felt like someone taking a shit in my house.” After his review went viral, Chipman was contacted by a talent agent who wants him to audition for voiceover work, “which has certainly never happened before.” But he is reluctant to self-identify as a ranter.

Donald Trump, for instance, gives ranters a bad name. “Fuck that guy,” Chipman said. Last month, Trump called Mexican immigrants “rapists,” and said that John McCain, a war hero, was “not a war hero.” On “The Daily Show,” while Jon Stewart rehashed Trump’s antics, a graphic appeared on the screen: “Rant-Man.” It was a parody of the poster for “Ant-Man,” a summer blockbuster that Bob Chipman actually liked.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It always amuses me when Bob gets Mario shit wrong, especially when it's from his era. For someone who supposedly devoured all the information there was about Mario and his lore, a ton of it seems to have spilled out. Hmm, wonder why?

Spoiler

It's because he's actually retarded.

I mean, he COULD have been going for "Lol I'm going to make a joke and give fake info about the Minus world because I'm talking to an Inferior Not-A-Person, friendo!" A Not-A-Person who wouldn't "get" Bob's "joke", anyway. Bob does the Blue Curtain Analysis of joke telling Tier 3 jokes but skipping the first 2 tiers.

 

[King Dead]

Now bro what are your problems with casinos? Or for that matter BRICS? Don't they bring jobs to Florida too?

Not to suggest that there's zero overlap between organized crime and casinos, but I think this is continued proof that Bob only gets his knowledge from pop culture. In my area, there have been a bunch of casinos for over thirty years now, and there's no mob presence of any kind to my knowledge, and never has been. There's still plenty of tourist traffic and activities for families even with casinos. Maybe I'm just ignorant, but I think most casinos these days are operated by big corporations and not the literal Mafia, though I'm welcome to evidence otherwise.

Dunno why Bob hates casinos, it seems like the perfect fit for him. Go in, waste a bunch of money, get free booze, stumble home drunk off your ass.

The new Indiana Jones entry is promised to be a damp squib. The Cannes audience didn't like it, and apparently neither does The Critical Drinker.

So Bobby agrees that stealing from savages is "fun". At last there is something we can both tune in.

Why does Bob assume that the "Raiders" in the title refers to Indy, and not the literal Nazis that were stealing the Ark of the Covenant? Talk about being bad at media analysis.

Journoroach is upset that he ate an insult on behalf of Blizzard. Somehow this makes Bobby want to talk about Zack Snyder, and how "Your fans are not your audience".

Once again, fans drive audience engagement. Some will sperg out a bit much, sure (like, oh, I dunno, someone who makes a rant video about a movie that's longer than the movie's runtime), but it's fan enthusiasm that causes a trickle down to general audiences.

Either way, don't insult your fans or your audience by making garbage preachy woke shit. That's a surefire way to kill a brand, as the MCU is finding out. No, Bob, it's not just the fucking coof that's doing it in, Marvel is awful and people are tuning out.

Mad hadn't been good for decades when it got canned, and nobody truly misses it these days. It was a relic of the pre-internet age, and nowadays you can find much funnier stuff for free from a million places.

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@Sexy Senior Citizen beat me to it, but I'm honestly shocked that anyone bothered to do a writeup for Blobby. It figures that it had to be for the only thing he's garnered a modicum of fame for, his Pixels rant video.

This really highlights what Razorfist said about Bob before: this man has squandered so many opportunities, it's almost unbelievable. He's been hired to write for multiple online publications, but he can never spin that into a bigger gig. He's part of a film critics association so he can go to press screenings and get reviews out before the movies release, but that doesn't translate into bigger numbers for him. His channel hasn't experienced any growth in years, and every month sees him losing subs, views, and Patreon bucks.

The Pixels rant is by far the biggest example, though. He gets a video that truly goes viral, he gets boosted by Howard Stern and profiled in the New Yorker (briefly, but it's something), and he even gets approached to do voice acting afterward apparently. And yet, he simply couldn't use any of that to his advantage, probably out of laziness, and so he continues to wallow in relative obscurity today, shouting into the void on Twitter and shitting out videos nobody will watch.

I take delight in watching his slow and steady decline. As much as I want to see him come tumbling down and be forced to go back to working retail, realistically that probably won't happen. I wonder when he'll finally realize how mediocre he truly is, or if he ever will.

 

[Flexo]

Well to be fair, he thought Drumpf was personally going to go to Kentucky or where the fuck ever and genocide Bob's troon cousin, and then go genocide Bob's gay relative(s), wherever they may be, and then go over to Lynn and genocide his sped niece.

Well to be fair that was me posting the cousin's address to Trump's Troon Squad Death Line but nothing ever seemed to come of it.

Just like John Quincy Adding machine, another politician promising more than he could deliver.

So either Bob's ignorant and he's just making up how to get to the minus world, or he ackshually knows but he's "joking" but it falls flat to anyone who actually knows that 1) the minus world exists and 2) how to get there. Like, if you're going to make a joke like that, why not actually put how you really get there?!

Remember: Bob thinks he makes himself look more clever by jumping straight ahead to the "higher level" jokes than ever bothering to build up to them.

The Pixels rant is by far the biggest example, though. He gets a video that truly goes viral, he gets boosted by Howard Stern and profiled in the New Yorker (briefly, but it's something), and he even gets approached to do voice acting afterward apparently. And yet, he simply couldn't use any of that to his advantage, probably out of laziness, and so he continues to wallow in relative obscurity today, shouting into the void on Twitter and shitting out videos nobody will watch.

Yes, thanks to @Sexy Senior Citizen for that link as I was about to go looking for it and see if there were any interesting tidbits in it. Although I can't divulge my sources, there was a documentary - went pretty big - called "In Search of Darkness." It has a lot of youtubers who do movie research and videos on it and it was confirmed by one of them that Bob was slated to be in the lineup, but then they decided for him not to be.

It's not just being lazy, Bob seems to have no concept of a world without conflict. Remember in one podcast he droned on for awhile about how "ballsy" it was for Ryan Coogler to approach Stallone about continuing the Rocky series around Creed's son. Because to Bob it's just asking for a fight to even dare touch another man's work. He literally can't imagine that Stallone was probably cool about it, may have even approved of the idea or at the very least, was eager for an easy paycheque. And I think that's been the other biggest roadblock to his life. He's got to see everything as a fight and can't ever just be chill and realize you can grease a lot more rails by being friendly and nice to people.

Here I finally clipped out the segment (just under 2 minutes). Listen to it! Listen to Bob trying to hold a conversation with someone not family.

 

[Positron]

Remember in one podcast he droned on for awhile about how "ballsy" it was for Ryan Coogler to approach Stallone about continuing the Rocky series around Creed's son. Because to Bob it's just asking for a fight to even dare touch another man's work.

Bobby has difficulty telling an actor and his on-screen personas apart, and he imagines a musclehead cannot conduct himself professionally when talking business. Bobby boy ain't right.

Hillary Rodham pays for Cunt Riot, because she is a cunt.




Vaccines and Peter Thiel.



Of course New Hampshire's SB272 is an anti-grooming bill. Let the teachers diddle your kids, and shut up: you are clearly not the pedophile here.


I think I covered this video in the old thread. This is a very Miyasaki-esque ad for a yogurt company with all characters pee o'seas


A&N thread.

Again, Bobby never does the "brand soldier" shit.

"What if fire and water have human faces?" is not original or creative.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob is the ideal Brand Soldier, nothing going on except for his willingness to watch and defend the slop that the rest of us idiots can't hope to understand.

"What if fire and water have human faces?" is not original or creative.

When I was a kid (I think like 5 or 6), before I even moved to the states, our school did a thing where they'd type up a story we wrote and then get it bound by some local printing company and we'd add illustrations. It was a cute project for kids, but the reason I bring it up, is that my dumb ass wrote literally that exact idea.

So if you'll excuse me, I'll be digging out my old copy of it for my upcoming lawsuit with The Mouse.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Emergency!! Mayday!! SOS!!! Fucks needed. Please send fucks. Please.....

These are the lyrics to the chorus of Haven't Been Doing So Well by some guy named Frank Turner

It sounds like the kind of music that a man with 2 kids and goes to "remember when we were young?" super shows at the ball park fully masked and vaxxed would listen to. It sounds like a song a guy wrote in '94 but forgot to record it until 2021. The Lesser Brother might not be going into a depression spiral again and just think these lyrics are the tits. Might.

New York has a club for non-existent people (archive of New Yorker article). Caviezel will feel right at home there.

I bet your pardon?

Bob was never cancelled. There's nothing to cancel him from. He's been shitcanned from every job / had his contract so unceremoniously not renewed that they announce it on the youtube community tab. His product that is so worthless that the owners of it threw it back at him not wanting anything to do with it and the stuff that still legally dubious he can play the full audio from it and no one cares. The only time he has ever went dark was when Lindsay publicly called him a creep because he kept asserting that they were close. He calls for people who make fun of him to be mass flagged and removed like what he did to Memeology101. He and his fuck up brother and possibly his sister tried to get a guy fired from his podcasting job for making fun of Bob's book, specifically Bob leaving his grandma's funeral to play nintendo, but they were too stupid to realize that that guy was the owner of the podcast so they were trying to get him to fire himself.

I looked up his claim about being in The New Yorker and I'll be dipped! He was!

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/08/10/harangue

https://archive.ph/Zf8y9

This is the extent to which Bob was "profiled"


The "profile" is just an excuse for Andrew Marantz to do his own rant about how Donald Trump's rants are bad. Had Bob not gone on his diatribe about Pixels, his only success that he pissed down his leg, this article would not exist. This is like him bragging about being on Howard Stern because Stern talked about him once because of his Pixel's video.

Crickets.

"Some bullshit shit show based on a movie from the 80's that no one has heard of or watched is getting pulled and now I can't get residuals WAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

LA Times archive

https://archive.ph/Y9bl5

So she was paid more for a week's wages than I see in a month, had to pay exorbitant taxes because she's a fuckwit who lives in LA, pays more in rent than most houses do in mortgages and property taxes because she's a fuckwit who lives in LA, didn't find work for 8 months because I have to assume she's too good to buss tables, had her residuals taper off significantly after people stopped watching the Turner and Hooch reboot TV show, and she's refusing to work until she gets paid more money for shit that no one watches and gets cancelled.

Fuck these people.

"Some bullshit show that no one had ever heard of or watched that I wrote one episode for was removed and I can't even get a DVD copy of it for my 'memberies!"

You're on fucking strike you dumb bitch. The point is that you do not work until your demands are met.

She has ONE writing credit for the show she's complaining about, Big shot.

Her IMDB and Linkdin pages do nothing to help her out either.



Fuck these people.

"Some bullshit movie that no one had ever heard of or watched is getting removed! I stopped caring for my 2 month old baby so I could pour what was left of my soul into this movie and it was totally worth it!"

The wiki page for Stargirl that Julia was so proud of

Stargirl is a novel so Julie didn't write it as much as she transposed it. The same is true for the swquel. She needs more money and for her disposable media to exist for eternity because how else will she be able to get a job if no one can go back and watch movies that no one ever watched before? It's also important to note that Stargirl came out on March 13 of 2020, the very start of our 2 year journey of 2 weeks to flatten the curve, so people had their fucking chance to watch her drivel and just did not.

Fuck these people.

I thought consoomers were vile. I was completely caught off guard by the depravity and shallowness of those who make the shit the consoomers consoom. Almost all of these writers that Bob highlights in his slactivism solidarity have failed to make anything of worth and yet they think they're owed more, despite their own contracts that they agreed to, to the point that they're not gonna make anymore worthless shit until people pay them more. This is the weirdest hostage situation I've ever seen and it's rife with Lesser Brother behavior. I hope beyond hope that this hurts Hollywood. I hope all of these writers are out of work for years and need to get on social services to further tank California. I hope the downtrodden minorities in Oakland and LA see how much more support these fuckers get than them and it fills them with resentment against these kid diddling, secular preachers. I hope all these media companies grind to a halt and cannot function because they hired a bunch of fuckwits who side with the fuckwits who want more money so they can write about teenage girls masturbating while thinking of other teenage girls.

Fuck these people and let them burn.