Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[WelperHelper99]

OH MY GOD I JUST MADE FUN OF HIS INABILITY TO MAKE NEW CONTENT AND HIS NEW, HIS WORDS NOT MINE, FUCKING BIG PICTURE JUST DROPPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

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IT'S NOT "ADAPTED"! IT'S PULLED RIGHT FROM HIS RETARDED MARTHABOX DEBACLE AND HE ADMITS THAT IT'S TOO DAMN LONG! IT IS FUCKING REHEATED SHIT OF FUCKING REHEATED SHIT! HOW IS HE THIS LAZY?! DOES HIS MOM WIPE HIS ASS FOR HIM TOO?!

This is absolutely breath taking in how pathetic it is. Can you imagine if Yahtzee just started republishing his old Zero Punctuations and then complied some of them into a 3 hour long video and then took clips of that clip show and republished that and then had the balls to dare to call it "New"? Can you imagine Hbomberguy doing this? Or Jontron? Or Scotty Kilmer? Or ANY OTHER CONENT CREATOR?


Wrong friendo! He looks like this!
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This is frame one of his review for The Flash

and is just further proof that he did all of the new Marthabox footage in an afternoon a month ago.

Bob my gosh, make new shit. Review the actual movie like a critic is supposed to. Instead you're repackaging your autistic supercut no one wants to watch. Literally just watch a new movie bro

 

[Mr Processor]

maybe Bob just has a really hardcore voyeuristic fetish?

He's a pervert with a psycho-sexual disorder.

 

[King Dead]

Candace Owens promotes a telecom provider that uses 100% American workforce and "shares our values". Tranny mad because trannies don't share our values. Bobby is masturbating over the fantasy of ruining the finances of Trumpsuckers.

If, according to your not-unserious investigation, doing so were SO EASY and ethical, why haven't you done it? Stop "picturing it", DO IT!

It's obvious that Bob didn't pay attention at all in church or Catholic school growing up, or if he did, he rejected basic Christian morality as backwards and inferior. I would really like to hear him explain how it's "morally correct" to take advantage of people in any way. To me, I don't care how much you claim they deserve it, it just sounds like you're trying to make excuses for being a douchebag.

He follows it with an even more outrageous joke:

Note he tags his God-Senpai hoping to get noticed.

Jesus Christ, can you dickride James Gunn any harder? "He's a transcendent talent and a genuinely good man. He can save the world." Fucking hell, he's a movie director, Bobbo. There's a reason that the Romans treated entertainers as being on the same level as prostitutes.

I don't need to tell you what that Youtube playlist is do I?

No, linking your nine-hour playlist of rambling about DC is not obligatory, Bob. Nobody is obliged to watch your garbage.

I would like to point out the current viewcounts as of this writing:

He uploaded the first three parts a month ago, and only one has squeaked into five digit views. The latest is just barely past that, and likely only because it's the most recent and apparently includes the most "new" material, the material that he helpfully clipped out and put into its own separate video as @Ralph Barnhardt posted above, thus removing any reason to watch the longer one. Properly evolved YouTube creator, everyone!

The Philosopher Kangs of Capeshit gather for another conference. Bobby admits that The Rat has always intends to set itself up as a false idol, and the MCU multiverse turns out to be a metaphor of the borderless global economy.

Talk about fucking blue curtains. They're not doing this shit for any grander storytelling reason, they're doing it because multiverse = "way more possibilities for merch." They can bring back characters at any time, they can show infinite variations, and any that don't work can be tossed for whatever does. That means more stuff to market and (presumably) more money to make.

I don't think it'll work as well as they apparently think it will, I think it's more that they're ramming down the accelerator and going full tilt into market oversaturation, and it's just going to turn off people faster. The capeshit trend is already on the downswing, ramming more and more of it down people's throats is only going to hurt it more. Good riddance, honestly.

Bob is just insufferable when it comes to defending the Rat, though. It hasn't been about anything but making as much money as possible for decades.

Just a friendly reminder, this is what Robert actually looks like:


If this is what "better people" look and act like, give me the inferior mayo ghouls any day.

I swear, Bob has one of the most baffling faces of the cows I follow, and I include troons in that number. He's both grotesquely obese and horribly gaunt, fat jowls making a bizarre contrast with his sunken cheeks. He's got the nose of an alcoholic, his facial hair is patchy and gross, and his lumpy head doesn't look any better shaved than it does with the wisps of hair he has left on it. And it's a good thing he usually has shades on, because his rooster eyes are unsettling to look at.

This man has the gall to call anyone else ugly.

 

[Koby_Fish]

What will the ruling do? Will it empower cops to confiscate any clean water found in injun homes?

I think it was a nose in a camel's tent to provide precedent for Indians to block/cancel/remove pipelines, had the ruling gone the other way. But that's just my theory. What the ruling will absolutely do, is pretty much make any lawsuit over pipelines (that might affect water cleanliness etc) fail.

The ruling kinda does make sense, though? Aren't the various tribes supposed to be able to do for themselves? Like, holding and managing their own water rights, rather than relying on the government? Sounds like the Navajo wanted a have-cake-and-eat-it-too scenario. Why can't they hire someone to build any sort of water treatment plants if necessary?

If, according to your not-unserious investigation, doing so were SO EASY and ethical, why haven't you done it? Stop "picturing it", DO IT!

Nobody would buy it cuz it's Moviebob, they know he's woke, unless he uses a 'numbered company' or some shit.

How did the Medicis turn art into a corporate product? They weren't even art dealers. They were just patrons and collectors.

According to Bobby the SmoothBrain Heenan Chipman, The Medicis were filthy stinking rich and owned a bank and were patronizing artists, therefore when rich people who own banks pay for shit like art, that somehow makes it "Corporate". (Even though they were being paid by the Medicis directly, presumably NOT directly from the Medici Bank.) Also, Bob's off by 200 years; the Corporation as known today didn't really start until the 17th century. Prior to that, most "Corporations" were non-profits working for the public good to build Hospitals and Universities. But here's bob, all galaxy-brain over here going "Hurr Durr the Medicis had a bank, therefore any money they gave to artists had corporate strings attached and it made their art Corporate by definition, Friendo!" Even though back then, the Banks were not classed as "Corporations".

For he is the Kwisatz Tarderach, Last of his Line, Lard of Lynn, Pol Potbelly, Masshole Mussolini, Philosopher-King of Capeshit, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Bobby the Smoothbrain Heenan Chipman, the exceptional crayon-eating, paste consooming Expert in Blue Curtain Analysis.

TL;DR, Bob doesn't understand what "Corporate" means in context or like, at all. He probably thinks that because the Medicis used commissioned art to promote their own popularity, that this means it was "Corporate".

I have no intention to see The Mario Movie either. Does Pauline cry crocodile tears outside a wired fence and then waltz into the Met Gala? Does she get raped and murdered by Ted Cruz, I mean Wario?

to be fair, I saw Mario and it was fine. I could certainly understand why Bob's reaction to it was muted compared to what one could expect. It wasn't "woke enough" for him - no hot lesbun peach-and-daisy action.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

https://youtu.be/5NP8y63Ms4o

Of course, we can't imagine MovieBob in a Marine Bootcamp, but I imagine it would go something like this.

Wrong clip, https://youtu.be/y7NQYTZbIAo

 

[Positron]

The Wagner mercs have decided Putin is evil.

If they had any guts, they'd have assassinated Zelensky already. Russia has denounced this audio as Fake News.

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Stop slutting around. Problem solved.


"We live in a world run by babies," If you put a troon in Musk's place and say you'd send them to the bottom of the ocean, all troons will cry bloody genocide.

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Forget "butterfly effect"; Bobby is the embodiment of "butter effect".


The argument back and forth about whether Snyder fans are bots or not is tiresome. Find something better to do.



Perspectives people! WB has been responsible for many, many duds.

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Zaslav shit. TCM is Turner Classic Movies



Hmmm... so what?






How is Zsalav destroying art history? He is merely selling the rights of classic movies. For a real instance of art destruction, turn to The Rat's mutilation of The French Connection.


How about NO?

Not yet commented by Bobby but he is bound to: Oliver Lennard got a bit part in some upcoming Star Wars thing. The first transwoman in the history of Star Wars!!!! Kevin "AmHole" Gibes is already dreaming of getting a Lennard "action figure", and I'm sure Bobby does too.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

TCM is Turner Classic Movies

On what Earth do you need more than like 3 people to run a channel that is 100% re-runs of already proven films and only watched by retirees and people who live even further out in the boonies than I do? I'm not sure I get why you'd sell the rights if you already own them, just because I don't know who'd buy them. But if you have the numbers, why wouldn't you just keep the best flicks and jettison the rest?

Bob, I asked my "mum" (just say "Mom" you American faggot) and she said, "A very big fish, I'm not sure who this Bob Chipman is, but he sounds like a fat retard who no woman would ever touch".

I was surprised that ma got all that just from his one tweet, but my mom was always the clever one.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The Philosopher Kangs of Capeshit gather for another conference. Bobby admits that The Rat has always intends to set itself up as a false idol, and the MCU multiverse turns out to be a metaphor of the borderless global economy.

The last Secret Wars didn't do that. It's especially funny that Bob said that this week when Marvel's big comic release was the first issue of a mini-series about the Ultimate Universe lol

IT'S NOT "ADAPTED"! IT'S PULLED RIGHT FROM HIS RETARDED MARTHABOX DEBACLE AND HE ADMITS THAT IT'S TOO DAMN LONG! IT IS FUCKING REHEATED SHIT OF FUCKING REHEATED SHIT! HOW IS HE THIS LAZY?! DOES HIS MOM WIPE HIS ASS FOR HIM TOO?!

The royal "we" with cheese.

You'd do it for 1/30th? So $1.3 million a year? Fuck, Bob, I'd do Zaslav's job for borderline nothing.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The last Secret Wars didn't do that.

If there's anything to learn from the last Secret Wars, its that the multiverse was restored because Miles Morales accidentally left a cheeseburger in his costume for some ungodly amount of time to give to Molecule Man who was effectively powered up to near godlike levels. All so that the Molecule Man could give Reed Richards and his son the ability to rebuild the Multiverse.

And in case that sounds unbelievably insane, I assure everyone that this summary is 100% correct.

If I were to be unreasonably charitable to Bob's retarded take on Secret Wars, Reed's speech at the end could maybe be read that way if you squint at it, and force it to, "I used to believe in universal contraction. Entropy and the end of all things. Well, I've changed my mind. I'm letting go. Because now I believe in expansion. I believe we endure. Don't you see? Everything lives." But that's still a million miles removed from Bob's assumption that Marvel is doing this to turn the MCU in the biggest sea of meaningless sludge ever committed to film. I actually think he might be right, because that'd be the most idiotic move for Disney to make, but its not what Secret Wars was about. Secret Wars was the capstone to Hickman's Fantastic Four, tying together the themes of fatherhood, trying despite impossible odds, and finally tying up Dr. Doom's arc from the fifth ever issue of the Fantastic Four by Lee & Kirby.

And also so Marvel could cheaply fold in characters like Miles Morales into the 616, but I try to forget that part.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob has no clue that one of the major things in both DC/Marvel over the last few decades has been reevaluating what had been the status quo of the concept of the universe/multiverse/etc. There was no grand corporate plot to shatter the bounds of IP, there had never really been any bounds, it was a long debate about canon with many of the authors pushing back against what had once been a more strictly imposed canon. Secret Wars (and equivalent events going on in DC around the same time) wasn't about any of this shit, it was about trying to take control of what had been a mess so they could streamline it and use it instead of endlessly proliferating "universes" that you would never see again*. The corporate interests are in making it easier to "refresh" properties when needed but no comic fans have believed that the canon wasn't flexible in decades, they couldn't have been comic fans if they believed this because retcons were everywhere. The modern philosophy is more about how retcons are so natural we should just accept these universes/multiverses are constantly changing without having to come along every few years and say "oh yeah that was Superboy Prime punching the walls in anger" to explain it. (DC's recent two capstone events, Dark Crisis and Lazarus Planet, were about putting an end to that long rigid canon era the original Crisis introduced and DC slowly backed away from through Infinite Crisis-New 52-Convergence. Now basically everything is canon if a writer wants it to be, something people like Grant Morrison and Geoff Johns had already been doing unofficially for a long time.)

This is pretty much an anti-Bob philosophy because he's obsessed with finding "hints" he can claim to be an expert prognosticator about.

*It couldn't have been corporate policy because, for example, DC was publishing a whole bunch of Elseworlds content when there was supposed to be only a single DC universe and they kept doing this even after they created and labeled the 52 universes after Infinite Crisis.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If, according to your not-unserious investigation, doing so were SO EASY and ethical, why haven't you done it? Stop "picturing it", DO IT!

Too much effort for the great thinker that is Bob Chipman. Besides, if he stopped tweeting, that would mean the mayoghouls might gain ground.

Speaking of which, let's check Social Blade and Graphtreon to see how Bob's doing.

His twitter subscriber count is fluctuating, but then again there have been a lot of bots on twitter lately so the real people are probably leaving while the porn scammers are inflating his numbers.

As for Patreon, his subscribers are going down, but his money's going up? Wow, Chris must really not want Bob to move in with him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Forget "butterfly effect"; Bobby is the embodiment of "butter effect".

oh good lord, I'm going to have to watch that stupid "Marthabox" bullshit to fully grasp what Bob's on about, aren't I? Bob's too smoothbrained to adequately grasp either the "Butterfly effect" or proper actual cause-and-effect. His concept is basically a damn Cargo Cult.

The argument back and forth about whether Snyder fans are bots or not is tiresome. Find something better to do.

especially since someone had to program those (alleged) bots and send them out into the intarwebs.

 

[Positron]

Bob's too smoothbrained to adequately grasp either the "Butterfly effect"

He thinks it is synonymous with magic, that mysterious something that causes a rabbit to pop out if the hat when you don't expect it. But then, 9 out of 10 people who quips "butterfly effect" have no idea about such things as non-linear dynamics and attractors.

Ditto for "quantum leap".

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The royal "we" with cheese.

lmao in my shock from seeing him repurpose repurposed content and calling it new I forgot to point that out. Who's "we" Bob? These are his credits.



I even went through the end of his last Marthabox abortion and checked out the credits for that and they're the same. Is he really trying to convince people that he's on some sort of team or has people that work for him? Him using "we" isn't like his usual writing screwups.

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to not double post

No, linking your nine-hour playlist of rambling about DC is not obligatory, Bob. Nobody is obliged to watch your garbage.

I would like to point out the current viewcounts as of this writing:

He uploaded the first three parts a month ago, and only one has squeaked into five digit views. The latest is just barely past that, and likely only because it's the most recent and apparently includes the most "new" material, the material that he helpfully clipped out and put into its own separate video as @Ralph Barnhardt posted above, thus removing any reason to watch the longer one. Properly evolved YouTube creator, everyone!

Just to clarify something, his first Marthabox video was uploaded 2 weeks before that one. He unlisted it because of claims of copywrite issues.

So just shy of 42k views on this one in the few days to a week it was live. None of the others have come even close to these original numbers. I don't know if people got excited for what they saw was new content and then never came back when it was clear, by his own damn words, that this was cash grab. And remember, view numbers aren't a sign of success. What matters is engagement, how much time is spent watching the video. I would love to know what the view time is. I went through each one and not a single one has that little graph looking thing over the time bar that tells you what the most rewatched portions of the video are so I can't even judge by that. I don't know if Bob has that disabled or if his videos are so pointlessly long that they've reached fuck off status. I'm going to assume most likely the former because I can go and look at a much older video, granted it is half the length with about 80 times the views

You can see the graph thing jump in multiple locations. The graph thingy does show up on some of Bob's videos



You'll notice that all of these videos are from years ago. That's because I could only find one in the past year that even had the graph thingy.

This isn't it. I just wanted to remind everyone of that time Bob wore bling to celebrate him getting the coof. This is it.

An entire years worth of new and reheated garbage and this is the only one I could find with it. I tried to look to see if there was some way for Bob to disable it on his end but I'm not finding anything. If he's not doing it himself then that would now lead me to believe that not enough people rewatch his videos for the system to even pick up on it.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

"ask yer mum"

Fucking really, Bob? I bet he doesn't still live with her in his 40s.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"ask yer mum"

Fucking really, Bob? I bet he doesn't still live with her in his 40s.

His insistence on using "yer mum" as an insult is so far beyond juvenile, it's like Bob, yo, are you like, fucking TWELVE? And he still thinks that's witty and clever? Holy shit. I will guarantee most people are rolling their eyes at it, not seething in unbridled, irrational anger.

But, considering the seething, unbridled fury Bob flies into when anyone so much as mentions a hypothetical scenario involving his sped niece that a rando might use to attempt to get Bob to not be so fucking smoothbrained, I guess the Lard of Lynn is projecting. Who wants to bet he'd be an incomprehensible ball of mindless tard rage if someone 'ask yer mum' 'ed him? Who is the who will make that sacrifice by going into Bob's mentions where he asks a stupid question and deserves a sped answer - especially where Bob's idiot question is shitting up someone else's thread unexpectedly and unwantedly?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Stop slutting around. Problem solved.

Literally just wear condoms or better yet, get married spinster.

His insistence on using "yer mum" as an insult is so far beyond juvenile, it's like Bob, yo, are you like, fucking TWELVE? And he still thinks that's witty and clever? Holy shit. I will guarantee most people are rolling their eyes at it, not seething in unbridled, irrational anger.

But, considering the seething, unbridled fury Bob flies into when anyone so much as mentions a hypothetical scenario involving his sped niece that a rando might use to attempt to get Bob to not be so fucking smoothbrained, I guess the Lard of Lynn is projecting. Who wants to bet he'd be an incomprehensible ball of mindless tard rage if someone 'ask yer mum' 'ed him? Who is the who will make that sacrifice by going into Bob's mentions where he asks a stupid question and deserves a sped answer - especially where Bob's idiot question is shitting up someone else's thread unexpectedly and unwantedly?

It can be funny, but like many things from bob, he misses timing and context, and it comes off always as meanspirited and vile. That's the issue

 

[General Emílio Médici]

"SNYDER CUT FANS COULD BE HERE" he thought to himself "I never replied to this person before"

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Aren't the various tribes supposed to be able to do for themselves?

Hahahahahahaha

No.

The tribes are so fucking hamstrung my man. They gotta fight for money. And its never enough, and not enough to provide the services they want to provide. Nevermind the awful fucking handout addictions they started over there.

This is on top of governments actively fucking with well, their land. Because you can disagree with that, but the government set it aside for them. Have been trying, or at least claiming to want them to be self sufficient. And then turning around and constantly fucking with that. Its no wonder the tribes are fucked internally.

 

[Flexo]

The first transwoman in the history of Star Wars!!!! Kevin "AmHole" Gibes is already dreaming of getting a Lennard "action figure", and I'm sure Bobby does too.

You know... I'll say it. If this person was going to portray some weird new alien who's biology is different (maybe they have no gender - maybe 3 or 4!) and really convey the sense that this is all "another galaxy far, far away" - I wouldn't mind that much.

But we all know they're not going to do the smart play.

If there's anything to learn from the last Secret Wars, its that the multiverse was restored because Miles Morales accidentally left a cheeseburger in his costume for some ungodly amount of time to give to Molecule Man who was effectively powered up to near godlike levels. All so that the Molecule Man could give Reed Richards and his son the ability to rebuild the Multiverse.

And in case that sounds unbelievably insane, I assure everyone that this summary is 100% correct.

Wait...

I mean I have seen some INCREDIBLY stupid, and silly stuff from comic books. Some of them are even my favorites. (Except for Skippy, the Jedi Droid, which is my religion.) But... I mean even this is pushing it.

And I won't even try defending DC which explained a bunch of retcons by Superboy PUNCHING reality.