Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Flexo]

Both of you are retards. There is a audience for star trek, old and new, the problem is fans like me want the good old DS9 days back, not naked klingon monster tits OR a derpy woke kids show, which also goes for kids too; it looked like ass. The last semi good Star Trek anything, in my opinion, was Into Darkness, which even then is a VERY controversial opinion to hold, and in the end, is a retread of Wrath of Kahn.

Into Darkness? Beyond was way better. (and I'd still put First Contact above Beyond)

I disown you. In fact, I'm going to adopt you - JUST so then I can disown you harder.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Into Darkness? Beyond was way better. (and I'd still put First Contact above Beyond)

I disown you. In fact, I'm going to adopt you - JUST so then I can disown you harder.

Beyond was good, I do admit, I just remember the space battles more in into darkness lol.

Also got that chapter done in the DM's

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Into Darkness? Beyond was way better. (and I'd still put First Contact above Beyond)

I disown you. In fact, I'm going to adopt you - JUST so then I can disown you harder.

I actually really liked Beyond it was the only Kelvin film to feel like an old school Trek movie. The 2009 film was ok middle of the road in terms of Trek movies to me. Into Darkness is also ok it's better than Insurrection I can give it that also it has Peter Weller in it oh and Alice Eve in a Bra and Panties shot so it's not all bad.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Added it as a link incase the embed isn't working for you in Tor Browser.
https://youtu.be/6mhWSB2tk4w
I wonder if Bob copied any of his schtick from Yahtzee.

It wouldn't surprise me. For such a noted "thinker" Robert doesn't seem to do much of it himself. Even when it comes to his "work."

You don't contradict a Thinker.

Robert, perhaps if you'd been less of an angry cunt, you'd still have your job.

Who am I kidding? If you weren't an angry cunt, you wouldn't be Robert Chipman.

I bet this Hugo is an aspiring game journo, although his Twitter doesn't say so.

I don't know what does Bobby means by "quiet open"; does The Winter's Tale count?

There's the Soulslike genre, which refuses to hold your hand and is known for its brutal difficulty. The tutorials are little more than messages you can either read or ignore. That said, the genre is infamous for its difficulty, beyond the capability of people like Hugo and Robert to beat.

This woman is Katharine Birbalsingh, dubbed "Britain's Strictest Headmistress" and is the star of a reality show, which of course Bobby and co. confuse as reality itself.

"But it has reality in the genre title! That means it has to be real!"
-Robert, probably.

Technically the Steller's Sea Cow is a dugong, not a manatee.

And somehow, Robert manages to be fatter than the beast.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Robert, perhaps if you'd been less of an angry cunt, you'd still have your job.

Who am I kidding? If you weren't an angry cunt, you wouldn't be Robert Chipman

Bob's anger is why he doesn't have a girlfriend, still lives at home, and works for crumbs for matpat. He hates other people are happy, hates that they complain that their lives were impacted by covid, because really, his life didn't change. So he rages.

 

[mandatorylurk]

One thing I just saw with the Movieblob production credits last page, if Blob was born in '81, why is his email BlobChipman82@gmail ?

 

[WelperHelper99]

One thing I just saw with the Movieblob production credits last page, if Blob was born in '81, why is his email BlobChipman82@gmail ?

81 could have been taken? His name while distinct, isn't the most unique.

 

[Koby_Fish]

So is this a reference or something? I swear you make this joke every time and I just want to know what it is in English or is referring to.

Basically what @Flexo said; I believe it originated with @ChampFantana

 

[Lizard Pope]

And cannonically lesbian sex scene with Daisy. Because he doesn't understand that watching sex isn't as cool as having sex, but then again he's never done either, so we can't expect him to know that.

While I agree that Fat Blob is a virgin, I don't think that he hasn't watched sex.
However, I hasten to add, the sex was not between two human being (smoothskiniggers that you are).
You just know that Fatty Bobballaty's R34 folder is fucking massive, stored across several external hds, and there are links on his fucking desktop screen.

 

[King Dead]

You don't contradict a Thinker.

I stand corrected, Bob can explain how his proposed total lockdown would supposedly work, and that is to say "eh, just do it, IMO nothing would go wrong." Apparently, anyone who caught it and got really sick would just have to die at home in order to ensure that it didn't spread to anybody else. Totally well-adjusted thinking from the Blob here.

Yeah, Bob, nobody with half a brain would have stood for that because it's a gross trampling of civil liberties for no real benefit. You give up your freedoms at your own peril, because it's damn hard to get them back when they're lost. If there's any positive from the coof, it's that it showed which people would be happy to be slaves to a dictatorship.

Huge pile of bullshit from Darren Mooney.

I clipped only the first two and the very last of Mooney's comment and I hope it still makes sense to you.

Y'know, back in the day, kids didn't need a Trek series geared to them to get interested. They just watched Trek. It was a popular series with all ages and never needed to dumb itself down specifically for kids for them to be fascinated by well-written tales of a brighter tomorrow.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I feel like if you just make a good show, you'll get your audience. Hollywood seems systemically incapable of doing this, though.

 

[Flexo]

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I feel like if you just make a good show, you'll get your audience. Hollywood seems systemically incapable of doing this, though.

Man, gold like that almost makes me want you spare you from the robot jihad.

But yes. isn't it also amazing how all these foreign studios seem to keep making stuff that draws in an audience?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob's anger is why he doesn't have a girlfriend, still lives at home, and works for crumbs for matpat. He hates other people are happy, hates that they complain that their lives were impacted by covid, because really, his life didn't change. So he rages.

He thinks his anger is righteous indignation, against the Backwards Obsoletes who have to be dragged kicking and screaming into the holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. Only by angrily tweeting into the void, can he achieve salvation get his Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body with Mario-shka brain for bing bing wahoo forever, his own personal jetpack (perhaps built into GSSC body), rocket ships to Mars with Commander Data clones, and wheat with which to stuff his gullet.

Sure, anger is how you motivate people to get certain things done (like a Revolution), but as far as continuous state of mind for policy decisions for the rest of the time, it's a piss-poor standard and not conducive to rational decision-making, which is why angry Haitians can't seem to get their governmental shit together, over 200 years hence from the kicking out of the slavemaster frogs.

Yeah, Bob, nobody with half a brain would have stood for that because it's a gross trampling of civil liberties for no real benefit. You give up your freedoms at your own peril, because it's damn hard to get them back when they're lost. If there's any positive from the coof, it's that it showed which people would be happy to be slaves to a dictatorship.

OK so, sperg that I am, I had to wonder if maybe someone in Bob's family ackshually died during the years of coof. I managed to find an obit for a Linda Chipman (nee Urbaczewski b 1948, d 2021) from Chelsea, MA. Apparently had a dead kid named Raymond. Her husband Kevin lives in Revere. Maybe they were separated, or he moved after her deceasement? Donations were for Neurofibromatosis so I'm not sure if that's what she died of, or the coof. I am unsure if they owned Flooding Basement Hovel in Revere. Does anyone remember which aunt's name was on the property for Flooding Basement Hovel, cuz I can't recall and I'm not sure where in the old thread it was noted? Cuz if it was her, then her estate would include the house and then it would have to be sold due to inheritance/taxes, therefore OUT Bob goes. Not sure why Bob would blame the coof, unless she had the coof, and in her immunocompromised state it offed her? (Note: While this seems awfully coincidental, and this is predicated on this being HER and owner of FBH, I have a sneaking suspicion this is the case as I think Bob MIGHT have said on twitter he lost family to Covid?)

Hell, is some gonna ask Bob whether the Complete Asshole Strangers that were living in the top half of Flooding Basement Hovel ALSO lost their place to live during coof?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

While I agree that Fat Blob is a virgin, I don't think that he hasn't watched sex.
However, I hasten to add, the sex was not between two human being (smoothskiniggers that you are).
You just know that Fatty Bobballaty's R34 folder is fucking massive, stored across several external hds, and there are links on his fucking desktop screen.

MovieBob's R34 collection from his hard drive would just be filled with Bowsette feet pics and anything related to the Hamburgular. The downside is that I don't even think he really knows how external hard drives work when they stop being accessible enough to find and re-download again.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter 2.0]

Technically the Steller's Sea Cow is a dugong, not a manatee.

There used to be a Steller's Sea Cow skeleton on display in the little museum at the foot of the Pilgrim's Monument in Provincetown. It was collected by Donald MacMillan, a Provincetown native and arctic and antarctic explorer. He collected the skeleton off of the beach in Alaska where it had laid out in the weather for over 100 years. I always thought that it was the most impressive item in the museum's collection and was very disappointed that it was no longer on display the last time I visited.

 

[Mr Processor]

While I agree that Fat Blob is a virgin, I don't think that he hasn't watched sex.
However, I hasten to add, the sex was not between two human being (smoothskiniggers that you are).
You just know that Fatty Bobballaty's R34 folder is fucking massive, stored across several external hds, and there are links on his fucking desktop screen.

Canonically, Bob has watched the sex scenes in Mulholland Drive and Black Swan, and has said with Black Swan, specifically, that it was what made Black Swan a great movie. Also, he said people watched that one scene in Mulholland Drive over and over again, wink, "You all know the one I mean."

Of course, I do, Bob.

Oh wait, Bob meant the Lesbian sex, because he's basically a mindless beast.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob doesn't understand how inheritances work. Bob thinks that Emeralds rake in the cash, like diamonds, because Emeralds are Expensive. So of course he thinks this is why Elon is rolling in cash, probably because he thinks Daddy Musk showered Elon with riches from the mine.

Thinking about this too much I also realized that Bob probably thinks Apartheid was a long time ago like American Slavery and not something that happened in his lifetime. Also, Bob probably doesn't think of Elon as somebody only ten years older than he is considering their, uh, slightly different status of living in their 40's.

 

[Positron]

What Loomer describes might be signs of depression, but of course non-human ghouls are not Thinkerly enough to get depressed.

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You can have some speech for all people, or you can have all speech for some people. Both options are acceptable for liberals. What you can't have is, of course, all speech for all people.




You can always count on ACLU to fight for what are important in a civil society.







I have never heard of a troon factory in China, and it is very unlikely that one can exist in the next decade. Even if the government turned a blind eye, the One-Child Policy, which only ended in 2016, will ensure that no parent will surrender their solitary family jewel. Oh, BTW the hatred of troon is universal; China surely won't be exceptional.

OK honey, do you want me to sing a lullaby or would you prefer I read you a story?

InfraHaz implores God Emperor Trump to see the error of his way.



Most illegal shit ever.

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Don't give viewers what they want; instead you should show viewers your bullshit politics and disgusting sexual fetishes.


For example, you should cast a gross transsexual like Oliver Lennard, even though nobody wants to see him.





Nazis curtail the supply of artifacts to belong in museums, which in turn threaten Jones's livelihood. It is that simple really. Yes, the review is by the very Noah Berlatsky, the pedophile who trooned out and whores his son to his Prostasia buddies. I'm surprised that Bobby calls him stupid considering he used to retweet Berlatsky with gusto.

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Cartoon writers want to join WGA









This fucker wrote for Destructoid. I really don't know what he'd be qualified for except prostitution.


Remember, Bobby is 42 years old, and his idea of a "famous battle" is an ad with two women tearing each other's clothes off in a fountain. And no, "The Secret Marxism of Space Jam" isn't more absurd than "The Secret Globalism of MCU Multiverse".

 

[Koby_Fish]

What Loomer describes might be signs of depression, but of course non-human ghouls are not Thinkerly enough to get depressed.

eh, maybe it's side effect of having the coof. I forget if she publicly had it but coof can fuck with one's ability to smell and taste.

THAT'S their excuse for these abominations? Holy shit. Other studios have done this, and done it a lot better.
Hell, the Bravestarr episode Fallen Idol perfectly encapsulates confronting a hero's failures and their betraying their former principles. Jingles Morgan was a former instructor that taught Bravestarr at the Marshal academy. But he became an outlaw wanted for murder, and it was Bravestarr that had to bring him in, much to the Marshal's chagrin and everlasting disappointment.

Bravestarr: Wait. Jingles, I still don't understand. You tried to KILL me! How-- how could you? You were my HERO.
Jingles Morgan: I never asked to be your hero.
If Bob ever watched this, he forgor..

Point of order: That last one that I circles, Fangface (and later, Fangface and Fangpuss) is NOT a Hanna-Barbera cartoon. It is a Ruby-Spears cartoon. Holy shit Bob and the person he quoted haven't got a fucking clue how to tell the two studios' works apart. Being a sperg, I made it my business to know. Even back then.

OMG Bob didn't even wikipedia this shit. Now, I can understand the character designs in cartoons from both studios being similar due to Ruby and Spears having worked for HB, but come on Bob, this is inexcusable. It is literally HIS JERB to know bullshit like this. How am I, a not-a-person not a critic BETTER at Bob's job than he is?

Second point of Order: Josie and the Pussycats the Comic Book, upon which the cartoon was based, pre-dated Scooby Doo Where Are You? by a full SIX years. The cartoon came out the year after Scooby Doo Where Are You? (to be fair, Joe Ruby and Kenneth Spears were still working for Hanna-Barbera at that point), so while it sorta borrowed from the Scooby Doo formula, it was its own thing as well.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Cartoon writers want to join WGA

If there's one show that could be written by an AI, it's the Simpsons. There's more than enough material to train it on and all the episodes blend together.

 

[King Dead]

Don't give viewers what they want; instead you should show viewers your bullshit politics and disgusting sexual fetishes.


For example, you should cast a gross transsexual like Oliver Lennard, even though nobody wants to see him.

I really do not understand Bob's vehement hatred of the audience. He seems to relish in the thought of fans of a property getting shit on for no reason other than he has a spiteful hatred of everyone else (but don't you dare tarnish things Bob likes!).

Now, I will concede that fanservice can be overdone. It's like the frosting on a cake, it's a nice addition but too much of it and you get sick. I'll also concede that you can surprise fans with something they didn't even know they wanted and make something even better. But why is it a bad thing to want a series you've enjoyed to stick to what you love about it? Some fan ideas are bad, but some are a no-brainer, as that first tweet that Bob is mocking showed. At no point in the Disney Trilogy did the old band get back together, which would have been a big "I clapped when I saw it" moment that Lucasfilm utterly failed to capitalize on. Instead, they only ever had two of them together at a time at most, and they killed off nearly every legacy character unceremoniously (although Carrie Fisher's death forced them to bump off Leia).

And this is apparently a good thing, according to that last tweet, as we're supposed to enjoy watching our favorite heroes be turned into sad sacks who have failed at everything, requiring them to be replaced by a girlboss who's way stronger and better than those old characters could have ever been. The reason why this is good is not explained, merely stated as fact. Even if you wanted to argue that exploring the concept of an old and tired hero is worth doing, you can't reconcile that with the incessant need to belittle, degrade, and replace them.

As an example of how to do this right, let's look at Logan. It's a grim time for mutants, with most having died off and the rest in hiding. Logan's getting old and his body isn't in the shape it used to be, and having to care for an increasingly demented Charles Xavier isn't helping matters either. He's not in the position to be a hero anymore, nor does he want to be. But when circumstances force him to, he steps up to help a girl in need, sacrificing everything to get her to safety, even his life. Despite being confronted with his previous failures to protect those he cared about, he's able to overcome his doubts and prove that he can still be a hero. He's not denigrated by the script, he's shown to be someone who's simply been beaten down by a rough life yet manages to retain his heroic core.

Contrast that with Luke's portrayal in Disney Wars. After RotJ, he barely starts scraping together a new Jedi Order before he gets some premonition that Han and Leia's son is going to be evil, so naturally he takes the smart path of trying to murder him in his sleep, totally not out of character. Then everything burns down, he runs away to be a sad sack for years, only for girlboss Rey to show up and bitch at him for being a failure. When he finally does get off his ass, he doesn't do anything in person, merely Force project over light-years to be like "haha pranked you" to Kylo, the effort of which kills him. He doesn't get to redeem himself, he doesn't get a happy ending, he's just killed off in an unsatisfying way. To call that a better version of Luke than the old EU is ridiculous, where he had a smoking hot redhead wife and a child, successfully brought the Jedi Order back, and helped fight numerous battles against the Imperial remnants and the Yuuzhan Vong, all while keeping his character intact.

I'm rambling, but to summarize, Hollywood sucks and Bob's a contrarian retard.