Jaracainofthewind
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NoI think he heard some brit/colony member do it, and thought it was fucking hilarious.
Was Yahtzee prone to this sort of bullshit?
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NoI think he heard some brit/colony member do it, and thought it was fucking hilarious.
Was Yahtzee prone to this sort of bullshit?
rate me autistic - mad at the internet - whatever, but this just flat out pisses me off.
THAT'S their excuse for these abominations? Holy shit. Other studios have done this, and done it a lot better.
Hell, the Bravestarr episode Fallen Idol perfectly encapsulates confronting a hero's failures and their betraying their former principles. Jingles Morgan was a former instructor that taught Bravestarr at the Marshal academy. But he became an outlaw wanted for murder, and it was Bravestarr that had to bring him in, much to the Marshal's chagrin and everlasting disappointment.
True irony has been lost on Bob. Personally I think a skirts only rule is dumb, but then look at what he cheers for when Wu claps like a seal for a tranny wears a skirt? Blob in short, hates women, potentially wants to fuck one in his imaginary Hyundai Santa Cruz
Canada has been conquered I see, flying foreign flags in the street. All lost on Bobert
China for some reason hasn't noticed your troon ass or finds you of use for some absurd reason. They would never allow troons to take over on a wide scale. Who would fly the jets off their alarmingly growing aircraft carrier fleet or storm Taiwan's beaches in their hovercraft?
I have never heard of a troon factory in China, and it is very unlikely that one can exist in the next decade. Even if the government turned a blind eye, the One-Child Policy, which only ended in 2016, will ensure that no parent will surrender their solitary family jewel. Oh, BTW the hatred of troon is universal; China surely won't be exceptional.
I think in better hands, Star Wars had potential. I was watching this thing on youtube. It was just a fan work about Admiral Thrawn explaining the Imperium of Man from Warhammer to Chancellor Palpatine, I found it more interesting than any of the Disney Star Wars things. I think because the guy they got to do the voiceover for Thrawn did a good job.To call that a better version of Luke than the old EU is ridiculous, where he had a smoking hot redhead wife and a child, successfully brought the Jedi Order back, and helped fight numerous battles against the Imperial remnants and the Yuuzhan Vong, all while keeping his character intact.
One important fact about Bob is he never had a family of his own. It changes your perspective on things. Now, because of who Bob is, I'm glad he never had a family. I can only imagine how badly he would have screwed up his kids. On the other hand his entire life from childhood to middle age has been "me, me, me!" No wife to be considerate toward, no child to buy prom dresses or text books for. Just endless, insatiable appetite for amusement, booze and food. Now, you don't have to have a family to have something greater than yourself to think about. There are other ways to find meaning. But Bob's meaning comes from trashy entertainment and spite.That's what Ilya and Bob don't realize. Telling a story of what it's like to grow old and failing to live up to ideals is STILL being obsessed with youth - because only youth think that's what life and maturity is. True wisdom learns to see beyond oneself. "The hope of things to come."
I will say this, he has his niece. It isn't the same as having a full on family, but it is a level of responsibility, one he's lacking in. He doesn't act like he needs to be mature for her, or think "hey she might see these tweets or videos someday", he just keeps on his gluttonous lifestyle. That is truly sadOne important fact about Bob is he never had a family of his own. It changes your perspective on things. Now, because of who Bob is, I'm glad he never had a family. I can only imagine how badly he would have screwed up his kids. On the other hand his entire life from childhood to middle age has been "me, me, me!" No wife to be considerate toward, no child to buy prom dresses or text books for. Just endless, insatiable appetite for amusement, booze and food. Now, you don't have to have a family to have something greater than yourself to think about. There are other ways to find meaning. But Bob's meaning comes from trashy entertainment and spite.
THAT'S THE OTHER PART OF IT! Like if you want to be a soulless, money-grubbing corporation, then setting something up of, "oh we can't do this all at once, it's going to take generations and generations to accomplish this stuff" would give you all kinds of space to milk a franchise for YEARS. (possibly literal generations)Embracing the concept of generational struggle for a story would give far more franchise potential than what current writers make.
To be fair, Bob usually couches this in the separation in his mind between the mindless consooming audience that doesn't ask questions, just consooms product, of which he is part, and the MAGAnaiseghoulen who are critical of terrible writing and nonsensical changes. Bob's litmus test for not-a-persons seems to primarily draw on this distinction. After all, he's repeatedly made the point that "Canon doesn't matter" (while ignoring the point that consistency matters at least to anyone who doesn't have the smoothest of galaxy brains) to criticize people who don't like it when nonsensical changes are made, saying "X doesn't reals, Friendo!" meaning that if something is fictional, it can be changed at will, at no detriment to any part of the story, or so he believes.I really do not understand Bob's vehement hatred of the audience. He seems to relish in the thought of fans of a property getting shit on for no reason other than he has a spiteful hatred of everyone else (but don't you dare tarnish things Bob likes!).
Eh, if they can deepfake Grandmoff Tarkin, they can deepfake Carrie Fisher.they killed off nearly every legacy character unceremoniously (although Carrie Fisher's death forced them to bump off Leia).
yes, this is exactly right. But the IngSoc Justice Crowd, of which Bobby slavers over because through them he might actually get a "true and honest woman" to touch his weiner someday, are bent on humiliation of especially Straight Cis White Male characters, and heap adulation on the Kathleen Kennedys and Rian Johnsons who are eager to do that very thing. Because Straight White Male Bad, therefore Luke Bad, Han Bad, Leia Good, Rey Good. It's not a story anymore then, it's some sick fuck's torture porn. But then again Bob has demonstrated himself to be a torture porn addict from his various insane screeds about the Worthless Wasteland Barrow Wight Trailer Trash and what should be done with them.As an example of how to do this right, let's look at Logan. It's a grim time for mutants, with most having died off and the rest in hiding. Logan's getting old and his body isn't in the shape it used to be, and having to care for an increasingly demented Charles Xavier isn't helping matters either. He's not in the position to be a hero anymore, nor does he want to be. But when circumstances force him to, he steps up to help a girl in need, sacrificing everything to get her to safety, even his life. Despite being confronted with his previous failures to protect those he cared about, he's able to overcome his doubts and prove that he can still be a hero. He's not denigrated by the script, he's shown to be someone who's simply been beaten down by a rough life yet manages to retain his heroic core.
The thing is, Bob should know it's NOT "better", but due to his political biases and eagerness to deepthroat IngSoc Justice, he'll proclaim it's better because something something hero's journey is boring and formulaic. I'd wager Bob thinks that the current status quo of the latest Star Wars Trilogy is more "realistic" because humans are flawed beings, therefore let's make Luke SUPER FLAWED! This also gives them an excuse to make Girlboss Rey more "compelling", in that she has to drag Luke kicking and screaming intoTo call that a better version of Luke than the old EU is ridiculous, where he had a smoking hot redhead wife and a child, successfully brought the Jedi Order back, and helped fight numerous battles against the Imperial remnants and the Yuuzhan Vong, all while keeping his character intact.
I'm rambling, but to summarize, Hollywood sucks and Bob's a contrarian retard.
the funny thing about that Bravestarr episode, written by the Great Bob Forward, who probably understands more about storytelling than anyone else in the business, is that looking back at how Jingles Morgan behaved in both the flashbacks and the rest of the episode made it clear that dude was a covert Narcissist. As long as everything was good and he was being worshipped and adulated by the Marshal Cadets sufficiently, he was pleasant and everything was fine. The whole reason dude committed murder in the first place was he lost a boxing match and fell in the mud, where he was laughed at by the same Cadets that had worshipped the ground he walked on. He snarled "I NEVER LOSE!", pulled out his disintegrator pistol, and (offscreen) disintegrated his opponent. He would go on to repeat "I NEVER LOSE" throughout the episode. But how it was written, it was clear the guy was a problem and he was ALWAYS a problem. And the episode was trying to get CHILDREN to recognize this fact and spot the red flags. This all obviously went right over Bob's head.Hollywood keeps failing because they (and their enablers like MovieBob) keep trying to portray life as a race where someday you get to reach a finish line. It's not. It's a fucking marathon where you carry the baton as far as you can before handing it off to the next runner in line to keep going. That's what Ilya and Bob don't realize. Telling a story of what it's like to grow old and failing to live up to ideals is STILL being obsessed with youth - because only youth think that's what life and maturity is. True wisdom learns to see beyond oneself. "The hope of things to come."
While it is possible to have a perspective change without doing the whole marrying and having kids thing, doing so by no means guarantees said paradigm shift. Just look at Lesser Brother. But Bob's too stupid to have it anyway, regardless of how his life turned out. He considers himself a ThinkerI think in better hands, Star Wars had potential. I was watching this thing on youtube. It was just a fan work about Admiral Thrawn explaining the Imperium of Man from Warhammer to Chancellor Palpatine, I found it more interesting than any of the Disney Star Wars things. I think because the guy they got to do the voiceover for Thrawn did a good job.
One important fact about Bob is he never had a family of his own. It changes your perspective on things. Now, because of who Bob is, I'm glad he never had a family. I can only imagine how badly he would have screwed up his kids. On the other hand his entire life from childhood to middle age has been "me, me, me!" No wife to be considerate toward, no child to buy prom dresses or text books for. Just endless, insatiable appetite for amusement, booze and food. Now, you don't have to have a family to have something greater than yourself to think about. There are other ways to find meaning. But Bob's meaning comes from trashy entertainment and spite.
He will love his niece, right up until she becomes a MAGAnaiseghoulen Drumpf Supporter (or whoever will pass for Drumpf when this kid reaches voting age). Then he will discard her as an Obsolete who is literally holding back the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.I will say this, he has his niece. It isn't the same as having a full on family, but it is a level of responsibility, one he's lacking in. He doesn't act like he needs to be mature for her, or think "hey she might see these tweets or videos someday", he just keeps on his gluttonous lifestyle. That is truly sad
Today's IngSoc, including Bob, are impatient. Generational Struggle takes too long. They want their insta-Utopia right fucking MEOW. Any delay in implementing IngSoc Justice only harms the precious PeeOhCees, Speds, Bundles of Sticks, and Troons and denies them Justice.Embracing the concept of generational struggle for a story would give far more franchise potential than what current writers make.
The inherent nihilism behind the IngSoc Justice Mindset has been articulated by Bob and his hangers-on before, to wit, "Old People are going to Die, and therefore cannot Consoom, therefore we need to make [property] Attractive to [Critical Drinker]MODERN AUDIENCES[/CRITICAL DRINKER]". So they start chasing a ghost of an audience that does not yet exist, for profits that never really materialize, because they assume the Boomers or whichever generation is going to die off so fast that they will have 0 influence on the future audiences so then they need to get ahead of the game and start the bullshit now to turn off the Boomers because the Boomers are going to die anyway, might as well pretend like they never existed, even though whileTHAT'S THE OTHER PART OF IT! Like if you want to be a soulless, money-grubbing corporation, then setting something up of, "oh we can't do this all at once, it's going to take generations and generations to accomplish this stuff" would give you all kinds of space to milk a franchise for YEARS. (possibly literal generations)
Can you imagine how much money Disney could have printed had the sequels been about Luke's Jedi Academy and that was the park in Disney World? "Come here kids and learn how to be a Jedi! Join the new legacy and make Master Luke proud!"
They can't even be greedy right.
Lol. Most of the boomers are comfortably in their 60's. With modern medicine, they'll be around for a long ass time. Retired maybe, but their wallets won't be.The inherent nihilism behind the IngSoc Justice Mindset has been articulated by Bob and his hangers-on before, to wit, "Old People are going to Die, and therefore cannot Consoom, therefore we need to make [property] Attractive to [Critical Drinker]MODERN AUDIENCES[/CRITICAL DRINKER]". So they start chasing a ghost of an audience that does not yet exist, for profits that never really materialize, because they assume the Boomers or whichever generation is going to die off so fast that they will have 0 influence on the future audiences so then they need to get ahead of the game and start the bullshit now to turn off the Boomers because the Boomers are going to die anyway, might as well pretend like they never existed, even though while their alive, their money still exists and how they vote with their wallets most certainly still applies.
Even when these turkeys try to "think ahead", they can't do it right.
And that's the sad part, that poor kid is getting raised in a family of tards that are also schizos. Never had a chance.He will love his niece, right up until she becomes a MAGAnaiseghoulen Drumpf Supporter (or whoever will pass for Drumpf when this kid reaches voting age). Then he will discard her as an Obsolete who is literally holding back the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.
Lesser Bro and his wife don't care if their kids hear the F word on the regular - hell, they're the most frequent offenders in this regard. Why would either of them OR Bob care whether sped niece eventually comes upon Bob's exceptional twitter feed?
I think it had something to do with importing chinese baby formula ingredients as a stop-gap measure? Given that China has been poisoning its own citizens with fake baby formula for years, I wouldn't blame them for voting against letting chinese fake formula in just for the sake of supply.I don't know enough about that baby formula shortage bill, and the reasons that Republicans voted against it
Bob doesn't understand that not all drug addicts are Aladdin.I don't think honest poor people would be elated to be lumped with drug addicts, under the pretext that both groups are "struggling".
Pain and suffering is only good inasmuch as you learn from it, or gain something from it (knowledge, money, a path forward with your life, etc). Enduring pain and suffering without reason is simply masochism.
Just for those curious, Mike Lee (Senator - R) introduced a bill to get baby formula into the US.
If you don't work for your bread, if you outsource that and our technology to the third world, you are asking for us to be overtaken, wiped out, conquered, and at that point you will be working. In China's coal mines.
It's a frame Bob. Anyone can do that. Art takes effort. Something you've never done.Speaking of "art and knowledge work", here is an example. I'm sure the person who made it suffered her way to the bank.
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Self expectations? Your expectations are to get free stuff and ship all jobs to the third world so you can have a poorly built I phone and dystopia glasses that put you into star wars. This is what Mao's fuck you dad mentality does to a motherfuckerBobby thinks millennials -- counting himself in of course -- have internalized "unattainable self-expectations" and are victimized for that.
Don't blame Gen-X writers for those shitty, navel-gazing "my parents don't love me enough" stories; Look at your Oscar Best Picture Everyone Is Shitting Up Everything At Once. The writers were born in 1987/88.
The Dems hate this country and hate babies. Nestle still fucking exists and their dirty laundry isn't even a secret. They'd rather not give Mike Lee a win vs feeding literal, actual infants. Gotta keep that money flowing to the mega corpos and the FDA, which goes back to themyou get that? Did you read that carefully? The Dems are providing 28 million... TO THE FDA! You know, that big manufacturer of baby formula?
VS
The guy that said, "hey, what if we lifted tarriffs on formula imports so we could... import more formula?"
Hah I'm kidding, I did find the text - it's 3 pages. $28 million and is ANY of that going towards actually getting more formula to America's shores?Of course not. It's going to the FDA, who caused this mess in the first place.
But yes, do please keep going on about how the democrats just love America so much they're willing to spend all this money...
This is wild, she shit on a man's bed. She's an obvious nutjob and this was shown in front of the entire world! How the fuck does she still have stans? Like this is an obvious puff piece, the director isn't going to go out and call her a cunt.
Ahh yes, if you notice that rich secular jews, do rich secular jew things, then you are an anti-semite. Which, really would stick better if they weren't actively destroying western civilization in an attempt to buy their way into heaven and increase share prices at the same time. 109 countries can't be all wrong.
I mean, theoretically he'd care about his niece and nephew being harmed, which is why he flies into a rage anytime someone uses them in a hypothetical to get Bob to stop thinking like a retard about the children of the MAGAnaiseghoulen.What enrages me most about this is Bob's childless ass doesn't care about children being harmed.
Said stans never learned not to stick their dick in crazy.This is wild, she shit on a man's bed. She's an obvious nutjob and this was shown in front of the entire world! How the fuck does she still have stans?
Bro I'm to the point that I no longer believe that he actually cares about protecting them. At best it's some "O'doyle rules!" type, white trash bullshit. At worst they're just a convenient cudgel for him to hit people with and and to garner pity points with.I mean, theoretically he'd care about his niece and nephew being harmed, which is why he flies into a rage anytime someone uses them in a hypothetical to get Bob to stop thinking like a retard about the children of the MAGAnaiseghoulen.