This right here encapsulates the false premise Bob and his hangers-on operate by: "Conservatives dum cuz they don't go to college/they drop out of High School". As if going to college
makes a person smart. Or proves their inherent smartness. Bob simply cannot comprehend that people who do not value education (in general, not just higher education) are far more prevalent on his own side.
Bitch, Rush fucking Limbaugh didn't stay in college, said it wasn't for him (don't blame him, considering the state of higher education even back then), and created a multimillion dollar media empire. All because he was a radio sperg who was doing radio since he was a teenager. Say what you want about the Limbaugh, but no low-IQ having mofo is going to go that far without at least more brains than Bobby The Smoothbrained
Heenan Chipman.
People who don't go to college aren't uniformly stupid. They may have many reasons not to go. They may have many reasons for dropping out. It's not a litmus test for intelligence. They may have found a better job that doesn't require college at all.
Historically, people who drop out of high school did it because they needed to work. As an old Bill Cosby bit ($75 Car, from the album
Why Is There Air?) pointed out, Bill entered the service (Navy), and when he got out of the service, he went to college because "the dropouts already had all the jobs". From that same album, there's a bit about his girlfriend, a philosophy major, who would go around the house saying "Why is there air?". Bill was a Phys Ed major, "I can hear you guys saying, 'ha ha, phys ed, you're dumb!' ... Any phys ed major knows why there's air! Air to blow up basketballs, air to blow up volleyballs! Call
ME dumb, for crying out loud!"
And if Bob wants to know who all the real dropouts are these days, he need look no further than the commie-schooled inner cities. And they alllllll vote (D) regardless of skin color.
Damn dude, how old was your dog, Bob? You know dogs die, right? You know everything has to die, right? Your parents could have gotten another dog. Did they or did they not? Why did you think praying about a dog that was either poisoned because your idiot father (or you and lesser bro) let it drink beer or was simply at the end of its life was going to be answered in the affirmative for life extension?
Counterpoint: Someone I know prayed about a lost object that would have been nigh-impossible to find given the circumstances. Someone else miraculously found it (we're talking needle-in-a-haystack type problem here, outdoors), and gave it back to the person. I was
there when this shit happened. So then, Bob, by my example, praying WORKS and God does exist to answer them. This was about 43 years ago when I was even younger than Bob was when he lost his dog to the Rainbow Bridge.
Progressive Jewish Guy gets it. Bob does not. I mean, how fucking dumb do you have to be, to believe that ancient mythology from various religions is no different than being a fan of Spiderman? Bob doesn't understand what "God" or "god" is; he thinks "gods" are just capeshit heroes and Skydaddy doesn't reals because capeshit heroes don't reals.
If Bobby had paid attention to Sunday School, he'd have realized that
lions tend not to dine on Believers.
That was a special case though; Bob's senpai is probably thinking of Rome which did feed people to the lions, including Christians
who wanted to die as martyrs. It was not a special punishment that others did not suffer.
Someone's not familiar with the story of
Ananias and Sapphira.
(cliffs notes version: two narcissist hypocrites lied to the apostles and said this is the full rate we got for a piece of property, when it wasn't the full amount, but they didn't NEED to do that; they could have just told the apostles "Hey here's some of the money from the sale of the land" and those two were just Cluster B Clusterfucks trying to make themselves look good).
So yeah, rude nasty tipping "Christians" are hardly Christian; they are Narcissists who have a strong chance of being told "I never knew you" if they don't smarten up.
I've been going to church for decades and I've never, EVER seen any Christian be rude to waitstaff and not tip people properly. But then again there's very few overt narcissists where I've been, thankfully.
Dumb people try to comprehend Evil.
The "interesting" evil people tend to be charming psychopaths (because they HAVE to be charming, to get anywhere) and narcissistic sociopaths. But it's all a mask, a front.
any idiot knows you don't park in front of a water hydrant, but why on earth didn't they just run the hose over the roof? They'd lose like 6 inches of hose clearance at most over where they put it.
Autists continue to refuse to learn social decorum.
I think the problem here is that Narcissists do the same damn thing. Except Narcissists do it to make it about themselves; Autists do it to TRY to relate to the person. Granted it's a flawed attempt but Autists don't know any better - they have NO WAY of KNOWING any better - while Narcissists almost certainly do.
Indeed you can throw all four into a black hole and the entropy of the universe will decrease.
BECAUSE
THAT'S THE MEME!
Lesser Brother is crazy about the new Indiana Jones movie.
Figures. I guess Lesser Bro is as into humiliation porn as Bob is. Because from what I've seen, that's exactly what Dial of Density (aside the first 15 minutes of action that may fool the average viewer into thinking it's good) is. (Like, not literal porn, but, Indy gets humiliated at almost every turn by Fleabag - I guess the Bros. Chipman are vicarious masochists who like watching not-so-hot British "comediennes" stomp mens' balls (not literally)?
He was absent from Twitter for the entirety of 1 July. I wonder what happened.
I'm guessing he got locked out by the "message limit" or it was a deliberate protest or he thought Twitter was down when twitter was "DDOSing itself" from the results of the "message limit".
It means if it's against their beliefs, they cannot be forced to create gay sex.com. Religion as much as you hate it, is PROTECTED by name under the constitution. Just for cases like these.
If the ruling had gone the other way, how ironic it would be, if some Christian organization decided to ask some Gay Bakery to make a cake that had the lettering "Do not Lie With Man as with Woman" or "From the Beginning he made them Male and Female" on it and then sued them for refusing. That would be some funny funny shit.
If you signed the loan to the devil, thousands and thousands of dollars, knowing the bank one day wanted it back, you get what you deserve. Pay it debtor.
Bob and his hangers-on hate the rich, and by extension they hate Banks, which the Rich use to hoard wealth, and think they're thus entitled to the money that the banks "stole" from them that should be rightfully theirs.
Here's the reason judges have lifetime terms: THE COURTS INTERPRET THE LAW. THEY DO NOT MAKE THE LAW. THEIR RULINGS DO NOT CARRY THE FORCE OF LAW. Congress makes the law, and the Executive Branch enforces the law. The reason the Feds govern through the courts (or executive orders. Or through unelected groups like the ATF) is because it's easier than working through Congress (the body that actually makes the law) to create or change the law.
Leftists treat the judiciary as a branch of the Legislative. Hell, the current government in Canada treats the Supreme Court of Canada (and has for decades) as if their rulings carry the force of law.
If blacks were intellectually capable, they wouldn't need Affirmative Action.
They think there's still enough racists populating the HR departments of everywhere, that they'll claim it's racisms, not lack of intellect, that's keeping the blek down. It's really weird, because idiots like Bob think it's foolish to "need" a Sky Daddy to tell you how to be moral IRL, when they conversely and hypocritically think there is a need for an Affirmative Action Sky Daddy to force companies and employers and college registrars to be "moral" and accept black applicants regardless of circumstances.
How do you live this long and not understand how the banking system works, even to a rudimentary degree?
Because Bobism. Like Communism, it fails to understand basic economics. Which is why he's got little else going for him other than redbubble and his youtube channel.
Look, having a crisis of faith is far from abnormal, many people have at least one over the course of their lives. Usually it's in response to some kind of trauma, like the sudden death of a family member or having your home destroyed through a natural disaster. It's only natural to be filled with doubt that your god is watching over you in such a moment.
And then here's Bob's saying he rejected Christianity at 10 because his dog died. I love dogs and all, but that's pretty fucking cringe.
I don't think we've seen this tidbit of Bob lore before. Cows really don't understand how they look when they say things like this, do they?
Saint Paul called this "thinking like a child". Having seen a complete opposite situation of where prayer did actually seem to be effective, I call bullshit on Bob. He's mentioned his dog before, but IIRC never in the context of "
My dog died despite me praying to God so he would live so then God doesn't reals". Why would God grant such a miracle to Bob? Why would God prolong an animal's suffering just so Bob could continue to be a Believer? Or, why would God miraculously heal a dog just for Bob? It still would have died eventually. Bob would have continued to pray until the dog died, and at the end of it all he still would have blamed God/claimed God doesn't reals. Bob has not moved on from that Galaxy Braindead mindset. Therefore such a miracle would have been pointless. Did Bob forget about the "not MY will, but YOUR will be done"? Also, Bob clearly never studied the book of Job.
This just proves how smoothbrained
Bob the Blue Curtain Builder is.
Bob: "God isn't real, your magical sky daddy doesn't exist, and you're all a bunch of rubes that should be fed to lions!"
Also Bob: "I'm not an atheist."
You wanna reconcile those statements a bit, buddy?
Bob's nuclear hot take on this has been articulated by him before and basically it goes,
"I don't need to be an Atheist, God doesn't exist [anyway], it's just common sense, Friendo!" Bob, that's just atheism. The literal definition of atheist, at least according to atheists, is 'lack of a belief in a god or gods'.
This affirmative action decision is truly great for salt harvests, and it's about damn time too. It is in fact ridiculous that what is supposedly a top school in the country would reject a clearly exceptional student because he wasn't their desired token ethnicity. These policies have hurt countless students and not helped the groups they purported to (many affirmative action students ended up flunking out anyway), lowering the quality of our educational system.
I'm pretty sure most Asian students are in fact happy for Calvin and are looking forward to being accepted based on their aptitude and not rejected for their skin color, Bob.
I love how the naysayers are saying this azn dude "ONLY" had a GPA of 3.9 and thus was underqualified. I'd love to know how many blek applicants to Hahvahd got in with GPA's under 3.9.
Maybe autists should learn how normal people communicate instead of being annoying assholes. Don't give me that "I don't have spoons for this" bullshit, you can learn to cope instead of wallowing in self-pity.
Well to be fair, it's more difficult to teach an autist, and today's schools aren't doing much on that front. It's got nothing to do with spoons - you literally have to teach an autist theory of mind, and that's not an easy thing to do, even if it's the mildest of spergery. You literally need a therapist or psychiatrist who knows what they're doing, because standard therapy practices fail on autists due to aforementioned lack of Theory of Mind.
not the same Bob; our Bob's middle name is Lewis.
speaking of Linda Chipman:
I guess someone found the property registry in Revere online and it said Linda Chipman, but since the property changed hands it's likely it'd only be available to see in wayback machine or something.
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