Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Arthur Morgan]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the time to replace Bob and make him obsolete has come, i present to you all, MOVIEBOT!

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Brilliant. Now I kind of want to write an incel love letter to Lindsay and have this thing read it out, but even I couldn't handle that much cringe.

Here's a review I generated from ChatGPT for Iron Man if you want to feed it that. Then we can truly say Bob is obsolete as a reviewer. And the bot is the superior critic.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the time to replace Bob and make him obsolete has come, i present to you all, MOVIEBOT!

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Would love to hear AM's monologue from Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" Bobified.

 

[Positron]

These people think knowledge lives on paper. Knowledge lives in peoples heads.

Knowledge lives in both. There are "know-what" and "know-how". Both are important. There is also a "know-who" as in "I know James Gunn; I interviewed him and we became fast friends. He listens to my 'Terminator but with benevolent Skynet' pitch." But that is less "knowledge" than "connection".

You'll see Bobby is begging for a BlueSky (not Blusky) invite on his Twitter handle, so he can creep on trannies. As I said I won't follow him there.

Bobby would rather live in mommy's waterlogged basement than to own land in Trumplandia.

Can anyone care to answer SDL's question?



Another fine establishment discovered that people really, really don't like men in women's clothes. The Spectator identified the company as Son de Flor. But I cannot find those bearded lady photos on their social media (sans Twitter; I need to save myself for Bobby)

Thank you Chucky. Businesses should learn that, as opposed to what marketing bugchasers say, outrage doesn't generate revenue.



Creationism.

OK, Creationism is an easy target but that "Evolution of Whales" cartoon doesn't explain anything.

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Bobby wasn't invited to the press screening of Dial of Destiny, so at the moment he has to content himself with squashing those naysaying non-persons on social media.





Incidentally I just suffered Armageddon again at the home of a cousin. Yeah it is a well-made, well-paced film but it is so so stupid!

The Last Jedi.


The Rat has really given up Saudi money.


Darren Mooney shows us how you write for The Escapist.

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The #FireJamesGunn crowd refuse to shut up.



You can't make a meal out of ice-cream, well perhaps Bobby can.

Some "twerp" shits on the lived experience of empowered Asian women.





I have no idea why Bobby brings up this video, which is from a channel called "Full Motion Videos"

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Bobby would rather live in mommy's waterlogged basement than to own land in Trumplandia.

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For the question, at least I can own and set off Fireworks on my Country's birthday lol. Blue state faggots get drone shows.

As for Bob, he doesn't want to live in Trump land but wants land. Lol. Cope. Just how he makes fun of people for having cars yet wants a electric Hyundai Santa Cruz. Jealously. Also the cope people are making about commiefornian tax dollars funding red states is a joke- those fuckers are in debt

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Holy shit Bob. Not even Brooklyn Dad Defiant says something this cock suckery and his actual paid living is to suck democrat cock. Maybe that's why he's paid and you do it for free.

This angers me more than "We never should've stopped feeding these things to lions". That line is just edgy r/atheism made by a stunted adult who's to stupid to know history. What happened in Afghanistan happened 2 Goddamned years ago and Biden did nothing but fuck shit up for everyone. We fled there. We fled in such a panicked mess that we left billions of dollars in arms and hardware behind. Since Bob is suddenly such a fan of Roman ways does anyone remember what happened to the Roman army when they displayed such cowardice as to leave behind their armor and weapons so they could run away faster? They were sentenced to decimation. Decimation has been twisted by lazy retards like Bob to mean total destruction but that's not what that means. If you don't know, a group that was sentenced to decimation was rounded up into groups of 10, had to draw lots, and whoever drew the shortest straw was beaten to death by the other nine. Fat ass General Mark Miley should have his head removed from his head and all of his staff involved should draw lots to see who should be killed by the others. Bob knows what happened. Bob lived it. I can quote his genetic dead end ass stating that Afghanistan is a "remake", implying that it was Vietnam 2.0 and that he always knew this is what was gonna happen.

Now it's "he ended the Afghan War at significant political cost". Ok first off, chuckle fuck, it wasn't a war. Declaring war is a Congressional power. We haven't been at war since the 1940's. Every single military action that we've been involved with has been classified as some sort of intervention because we live in a broken and fucked up country. Second, WE WERE ALREADY FUCKING OUT OF THERE BECAUSE OF TRUMP. Biden didn't do anything other than change the date twice and leave people and equipment behind. He didn't broker any deals. He pissed everyone off and then blamed Trump for his decisions. Lastly, fucking good it cost him politically. Does anyone remember when the footage was coming out of Kabul of people desperately trying to flee that they were cramming themselves into planes? Holding onto the wings as the planes were taking off and then plummeting to their death? The video of the guy who got crushed by the landing gear and his arm caught in the landing gear door and it was just flopping around in the wind? How about two days after all of this when Joe Biden was given a very, very softball interview by George Stephanopoulos, who worked with ABC and was a former Clinton official, got peeved by George asking about people falling out of airplanes and shot back at him with "That was four days ago. Five days ago."

It needs to be restated that, even though the dismissive comment is completely irrelevant to what George was asking, it was 2 days prior and not "four days ago five days ago". Bob's wording makes it sound like Biden is eating shit because people didn't actually want him to stop killing brown people and maiming our own men. Clearly that's the issue. There's also no reason to drone strike an enemy you're no longer in combat with so claiming that as a win is like a Walmart no longer selling shoes and then declaring "We have effectively found a way to stop people from stealing Nikes". All of this gloating from him ignores that we've went from spending billions in Afghanistan to sending the same amount that we spent on War on Terror (tm) since 2001 to Ukraine in about 2 years and it's still growing.

Judging from some of the other comments I'm guessing that the guy Bob quote tweeted used that image macro of the bomber with Republican on it dropping bombs and the same bomber with Democrat on it and colored with rainbows dropping rainbow colored bombs. I would be failing you all and myself if I didn't highlight one of Bob's responders.

"i'm voting to end the bombs!!!1!!"
"he ended the bombs."
"...I'm voting to end the bombs!1!1!!1"

Again, Trump ended the bombs and Biden fucked it up as badly as he could while still ending an incredibly unpopular conflict but I wouldn't expect a man who gets off on being fat yet cannot physically touch his penis




to understand concepts beyond a fairly small amount of McDonalds for and average-sized person.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The Rat has really given up Saudi money.


Darren Mooney shows us how you write for The Escapist.

First Disney made Superjew, lost the entire middle east when they really NEED to make money, due to Elemental and Indy sucking eggs. Now the media sucks their cock over a fire blob that looks worse than any of their films post Toy Story. The Incredible's 2 at least looks good even if the story is mediocre. And of course Blobbo goes along with it because The Rat is his paycheck. Bet he hasn't watched it. I haven't, but I'm not a kid or a reviewer.

Holy shit Bob. Not even Brooklyn Dad Defiant says something this cock suckery and his actual paid living is to suck democrat cock. Maybe that's why he's paid and you do it for free.

This angers me more than "We never should've stopped feeding these things to lions". That line is just edgy r/atheism made by a stunted adult who's to stupid to know history. What happened in Afghanistan happened 2 Goddamned years ago and Biden did nothing but fuck shit up for everyone. We fled there. We fled in such a panicked mess that we left billions of dollars in arms and hardware behind

Bob will suck as much blue cock as he needs too, because the promise Future TM. Complete with pods, exploding Nissan Leafs, high speed rail to Hawaii (a personal favorite of mine from a engineering perspective, not to mention cost), and also NASA, because Star Trek. He doesn't care that Afghan almost singlehandedly destabilized the dollar and made Afghanistan a hard fucking target

 

[Shart Attack]

Bobby would rather live in mommy's waterlogged basement than to own land in Trumplandia.

Can anyone care to answer SDL's question?

To my knowledge, no red state has ever wasted hundreds of billions in taxpayer money on a high-speed rail project that, after 15 years of delays and cost overruns, has yet to carry a single passenger between two cities that are imploding so badly they make fucking Mogadishu look like paradise by comparison.

8 of the 10 states being hit hardest by the housing crisis are blue states. The only red states in the top ten are Texas and Florida, which are probably facing housing shortages due in part to their high levels of illegal immigration.

I'd love to know how Bob defines "things that matter" and "STUFF" such that red states aren't included.

Bob, maybe you should give a little bit of a shit about Biden's record. That Afghan conflict he withdrew us from so smoothly is the same Afghan conflict he voted to start in 2001. Congratulations, 70,000 civilian casualties later, his administration ended a war he voted to start. Congratulations, they're drone-striking fewer weddings than they were for the last 20 years he was in a position to speak out against it and never did. That's like if someone burned down your house (and killed 70,000 brown civilians doing it), then twenty years later, he came by and buried the last of the ashes. You wouldn't give him fucking credit for that, would you? What a fucking mongoloid, holy shit.

 

[ChampFantana]

It never fails to amaze me how much of a stupid, worthless, ball-washing simp Lardo Retardo is for the political establishment in this country.

 

[King Dead]

Another fine establishment discovered that people really, really don't like men in women's clothes. The Spectator identified the company as Son de Flor. But I cannot find those bearded lady photos on their social media (sans Twitter; I need to save myself for Bobby)

Thank you Chucky. Businesses should learn that, as opposed to what marketing bugchasers say, outrage doesn't generate revenue.

Troons really are the kings of strawmen and deflection. No shit nobody's forcing her to buy a dress from this company, but she would prefer to because, as she said from the start, it's one of her favorite shops. But they decided to go woke and advertise with a literal man wearing a dress, and surprisingly, that's kind of a turn-off for most women. Natural consequence, they lose a lot of sales from their primary market in their attempt to chase a practically nonexistent one.

It's not about outrage, it's about wanting companies to stop doing offputting culture war bullshit and stick to selling the products people pay them for.

Bobby wasn't invited to the press screening of Dial of Destiny, so at the moment he has to content himself with squashing those naysaying non-persons on social media.

I doubt we're lucky enough to see this as a sign of things to come, but wouldn't it be something if BOFCA was pulling a Lindsey Ellis and softblocking Bob by not sending him press passes anymore? It would be quite entertaining to see him lose one of his last shreds of legitimacy.

It's pathetic to see him pulling every single excuse he can for the Rat and its continued failures. "No, see, it's not about numbers, it's about vibes!" What the fuck does that even mean? Indy 5 was a movie that nobody really wanted to make, but it was the only IP that Lucasfilm hadn't yet ruined so it got the greenlight. And because there was never a clear direction for it, it kept getting rewritten and reshot, especially after those rumored disastrous test screenings (where the original plan was apparently to kill off Indy in the 30s and have Kathleen Kennedy Self-Insert take over for his adventures). And then it turns out that most audiences actually don't want to see an 80-year-old Harrison Ford in an action movie, so it's rightfully bombing. But that doesn't matter apparently, what matters is vibes.

Also, Bob, you were a teenager when Waterworld came out, so don't act like you had any idea what its box office was actually like at the time.

Incidentally I just suffered Armageddon again at the home of a cousin. Yeah it is a well-made, well-paced film but it is so so stupid!

Hey, if Armageddon is so bad, then why does it have a Criterion release (and one of the first fifty, no less)? Checkmate!

Seriously though, Armageddon may be exceptionally stupid, but it's also a hell of a lot of fun. It turns out that if a movie gets good word of mouth, it can turn a relatively disappointing opener into a major success. I don't see that happening with Indy, no matter how much wishful thinking Bob does.

The Last Jedi.

People disparage these "powers" because they're stupid, Bob. Leia Poppins was retarded on multiple levels, but it's not even that impressive when you consider it's basically just telekinesis. It's also not really heroic that Leia can apparently just choose to not die but not save anyone else that got blown into space. And perhaps dumbest of all, they just open the door to the blown-out bridge as she walks back in without all the air and people in the hallway rushing out.

As for Luke's telecommuting, again, how is that a "how can anyone fight THAT?!" power? It's a little more impressive than telekinetic flight, but it's clearly a bad idea considering that the one time he tried it, it ended up killing him. And once more, it's hardly heroic, he was never in harm's way while he was playing a distraction. An actual heroic redemption would be Luke flying in to save the day, even if only in part (can't have him showing up MaRey Sue, after all).

For someone who bitches about people's inability to do media analysis, Bob is really fucking bad at it.

Darren Mooney shows us how you write for The Escapist.

What perspectives, exactly? From my understanding, it's literally a Romeo and Juliet story but with extra "don't be racist" messaging clumsily slathered on top. The former has been a trope for hundreds of years, and you can't throw a stone in Hollywood without hitting a production bemoaning racism (or any -ism) these days.

Y'know what would have been a better use of their time and money? Making movies that actually look good. Disney may be pushing the wokeshit a lot, but eventually they're gonna need to start making money again, and woke doesn't sell.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I doubt we're lucky enough to see this as a sign of things to come, but wouldn't it be something if BOFCA was pulling a Lindsey Ellis and softblocking Bob by not sending him press passes anymore? It would be quite entertaining to see him lose one of his last shreds of legitimacy.

Bob makes it sound like he got one but wasn't able to utilize it cuz dead SiL's funeral bullshit that Bob really shouldn't need to play much of a part in at all other than attending. Is this another "I ditched Grandma's funeral to order an Air Conditioner" moment perhaps?

 

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So let me see if I understand the Bob "MovieBob" Chipman grand theory of economics correctly: The US taxpayers should pay off the student loan debts of college graduates with outstanding debt because then some of those college graduates will give it to MovieBob's Patreon and then he, MovieBob, will get bags of money (and maybe some other businesses will too, as he says, but we know which one he considers important).

I don't know Bob, the argument for paying off outstanding student loan debt is considerably weakened if you tell me they are going to turn around and give that money to you. Actually, instead of using that money to pay off student loans, maybe we should just have the taxpayers subsidize MovieBob directly, that would be more efficient since we could then cut out the middle man. Honestly, I think Biden should make this a plank of his reelection campaign, "Unlimited subsidies for MovieBob!"

what business you retarded pig piece of shit

 

[Mr Processor]

Since Bob is suddenly such a fan of Roman ways does anyone remember what happened to the Roman army when they displayed such cowardice as to leave behind their armor and weapons so they could run away faster? They were sentenced to decimation. Decimation has been twisted by lazy retards like Bob to mean total destruction but that's not what that means. If you don't know, a group that was sentenced to decimation was rounded up into groups of 10, had to draw lots, and whoever drew the shortest straw was beaten to death by the other nine.

Ah, I too am really annoyed when I see the word decimate used incorrectly. I was playing one of the Rogue Squadron games the other day and the opening crawl said the Death Star could decimate an entire planet. Why don't these people ever use annihilate? I don't have enough Patrick Stewart as Sejanus facepalming gifs to express my annoyance at this.

Bob's usage of decimate here is ambiguous, so I can't really say he's using the word incorrectly. He's still an idiot talking about vertical farming though.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

BABE WAKE UP! NEW BOB HANDLE JUST DROPPED!

LOL please someone invite Bob to the cool kids club. The funniest outcome would be him getting into the gated community, be silent on twitter for a few days to a week, and then to come crawling back.

Bob, you fucking retard, you already have an account on the fediverse that you do jack shit with.

After all of your retarded blustering and bemoaning of how bird app will never recover from new thing X AND losing your checkmark, the same checkmark that somehow magically protected your family

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1282469745799962626

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you are still on twitter and averaging out about 40 odd tweets a day.

You are never leaving, Bobbyboi.

Isn't it absolutely amazing how Bob and his flunky retard Timur Hahn did a complete 180 on checkmarks after Bob could no longer get his for free?

 

[Mr Processor]

If this guy hadn't posted this, and Bob had never retweeted it, I would never have seen it. So I see two idiots here.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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LOL please someone invite Bob to the cool kids club. The funniest outcome would be him getting into the gated community, be silent on twitter for a few days to a week, and then to come crawling back.

Bob, you fucking retard, you already have an account on the fediverse that you do jack shit with.
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After all of your retarded blustering and bemoaning of how bird app will never recover from new thing X AND losing your checkmark, the same checkmark that somehow magically protected your family

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you are still on twitter and averaging out about 40 odd tweets a day.
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You are never leaving, Bobbyboi.

Isn't it absolutely amazing how Bob and his flunky retard Timur Hahn did a complete 180 on checkmarks after Bob could no longer get his for free?

I'll eat my hat when blobbo leaves twitter. He's a addict, just as much as he's addicted to pasta and pizza. He wouldn't get nearly the same engagement, which for his click addled brain, just wouldn't do.

 

[Calandrino]

land in Trumplandia.

That meme is astounding. "My sense of moral superiority is less important than virtue signaling my love of feminine BIPOC penis on Twitter". Is this the legendary real leftism I keep hearing about (NOT liberalism, learn the difference chud).

 

[Positron]

Don't waste manpower; Biden's dear son just paid him a visit. That's it.


The artist didn't give Biden and the crowd the Yue Minjun treatment. What a missed opportunity, but that's not something a little AI can't fix.

Chucky doesn't like Nancy Reagan.

Remember kids, Astrology is actually Thinkerly stuff because Math is involved! Indeed Religions are pretty harmless as long as you treat them as a comic books and don't really believe in them.


The cartoon doesn't show anything Bobby claims it does. But then, Believers. And don't blame God on how Bobby looks.

Some actor called Scott Baio claims he's leaving California the third world shit hole: illegals, people shooting drugs and defecating on the sidewalk, and the icing on the cake, the talk about "reparations".

So another of those the Hollywood type who always yell about leaving yet always stay behind. I bet Baio votes D no matter what too.

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Benjamin Carollo trooned out, goes as "Bennie", and broke up with The Young Turks over "transphobia".





Kasparian is probably factually wrong: "civil rights activists" have no qualms barricading their "enemies".



Recall this was what Kasparian said about being called a "birthing person"


Nazi is violence. Therefore punching and shooting Nazis is at best self-defense

Bobby is a fucking dumbhead. No one doctored anything; no one went out of his way to make you look bad. It is obvious that the Nazi-punching troon "Sharlene" picked up an old screenshot of Bobby's to justify his violence towards Moms For Liberty.


The BatDad shows us how much a Believer you have to be to join Bobby's gang.




Both of Bobby's assertions are true.

Musk.


They've run out of Musk's litany of crimes for the moment, so they savage him for being... unfunny.




Yeah I can play this game all day too.


Zuckerberg launched a Twitter rival, called Threads.

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Christian studio makes a new movie starring Jim Caviezel. You should not cheer on them because they are made by and marketed to people with the wrong politics.


Christian group hands out free tickets of this Jim Caviezel movie. Which is not okay because they are not Disney. Tactics, targets.


Which reminds Bobby of his personal vendetta against Jim Caviezel.



By "it", Coffee Maid obviously does not mean "Disney Movies".

Everyone can see The Rat is in need of intensive care.


Unfortunately, unlike WB-Discovery, The Rat (blue bar in the graph below) is still raking in money.




Damning with faint praise.







What's that ugly cartoon? Pixar's Up?


It gave some people jobs and is not as ugly as Pixar's Up. That's all the nice things I can say.

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Killers of the Flower Moon, the next gangster film by Scorsese and stars De Niro and DiCaprio -- only this time the gangsters are fighting injuns who despite having "the worst land possible", managed to "outsmart everybody" and discovered oil, while the white people are like "buzzards" circling around "our people".


Peter Coffin does media analysis -- on a children book.

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LOL "journalistic code of ethics"!


Good luck proving that; the "very accurate summaries of the book" might have been gleaned from reviews. Archive of The Guardian report.

User of AI art too is surprised that AI evloves.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Don't waste manpower; Biden's son just paid him a visit. That's it.

Bob is justifying coke in the white house. Fucking hell. Yeah, politicians do drugs, but to be this sloppy slanders the office. Bob don't care, as long as a MAGA chud is in the seat.

The artist didn't give Biden and the crowd the Yue Minjun treatment. What a missed opportunity, but that's not something a little AI can't fix

Bob, it's saying he's sold out to the chinks. Like the entire establishment has been for the last 30 years. This is why they have a massive navy and are rapidly building up their nukes, the Bidens will do nothing.

Bobby is a fucking dumbhead. No one doctored anything; no one went out of his way to make you look bad. It is obvious that the Nazi-punching troon "Sharlene" picked up an old screenshot of Bobby's to justify his violence todays Moms For Liberty.

Blob, you said that before, and look where that line of thinking leads. People literally wanting to shoot moms. This is all the more reason for concealed carry, so radical lunatics stay the fuck away. Which you partially agree with... if only you have the guns. You're a loon Bob

 

[Mr Processor]

Why would Bob do this? What was it in Bob that made him say, "This is a good idea?" I could understand, maybe, if Bob was a good humored fellow who didn't mind poking fun at himself. But Bob? Bob is a petty person who hates being mocked and expresses that hatred in violent tweets. I mean, this in not quite up there with Captain N Bob, but still...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What's that ugly cartoon? Pixar's Up?

It's the 3d animated version of The Lorax. It's as dumb as you'd think.

Not quite, dumbass. When Obama was elected, everyone- left and right- thoguht we'd moved past the era of race hatred and we were all going to hold hands and sing "What a Wonderful World" together. Instead, Obama laid the groundwork for the racial unrest of 2020. I'm not so old that I've forgotten him eulogizing Trayvon Martin.

Besides, remember how Trump broke your minds? Your internal mythology about history bending in your favor was soundly repudiated, and if the rise of right-wing groups and parties worldwide are any indication, more such repudiation is in the cards.

The cartoon doesn't show anything Bobby claims it does. But then, Believers. And don't blame God on how Bobby looks.

The problem of the evolutionary fossil record is one beyond Robert's limited brainpower. The gradualist theory of evolution (the traditional belief of species slowly changing into new species) has fallen from favor due to a lack of fossil evidence. The new hotness is punctuated equilibrium- long periods where no evolution happens, followed by relatively short periods where lots of evolution happens.

An example of gradualism: a dog turns into a cat over a million years.
An example of punctuated equilibrium: a dog remains a dog for 900,000 years, and then turns into a cat over the last 100,000 years.

Everyone can see The Rat is in need of intensive care.


Unfortunately, unlike WB-Discovery, The Rat (blue bar in the graph below) is still raking in money.

4Chan's /tv/ had an interesting take on why Disney is seemingly so interested in self destructing:

tldr: Wall Street kingmaker Larry Fink told Disney to self-destruct so he could swoop in, buy up the company cheaply, and not only make his money back but also own a major entertainment company.

They've run out of Musk's litany of crimes for the moment, so they savage him for being... unfunny.

Hello pot, meet the transgender kettle.

Killers of the Flower Moon, the next gangster film by Scorsese and stars De Niro and DiCaprio -- only this time the gangsters are fighting injuns who despite having "the worst land possible", managed to "outsmart everybody" and discovered oil, while the white people are like "buzzards" circling around "our people".

I think this'll be about the story of the Osage nation, which did in fact discover oil on their land and suffered violence at the hands of racists. However, leftists are missing a few points:

• The Osage didn't "outsmart" anyone. They managed to convince a judge that they had sole rights to the oil.
• They were trying to integrate into American society.
• While some white people were being racist murderers, others were founding the FBI specifically to help the Osage find the murderers.