Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

AirdropShitposts · Jul 15, 2023

Positron said:
"Be careful fucker, be really careful", Ron Perlman issues a threat (laced with "motherfuckers") towards the fat cats who plan to drag on the strike until the hacks lose their houses.

This would be a federal crime, Ron. And if union leaders agreed to it would lead to the destruction of your precious 1%er union.

Positron said:

Well, except for the part where that doesn't make sense, Bob. Deliberately killing off cable and broadcast (a borderline impossible goal considering the penetration rates versus Netflix the largest of the streaming services who should simply eat the other services) would destroy the first-run source of most of the streaming services most popular content.

Neither of these idiots realize that broadcast and cable also don't disclose viewership numbers either. They're extrapolated from third-party participatory surveys. It's like everyone forgets the whole era like during the last big writers strike where everyone frankly admitted the Nielsen numbers no longer had any relation at all to the profitably of TV shows. Streaming was barely a thing, Hulu had just launched for example. DVDs alone had thrown the economics out of whack. The networks had been finagling the economics for decades already, subsidizing critically popular content with actually popular content and vice versa. This was the whole purpose of the network "slate" because there was a finite amount of time. Getting a bunch of people to watch one thing was no good if they didn't watch anything else, when you put shows on was important as what they were. Streaming has basically none of these considerations.

Koby_Fish · Jul 15, 2023

Positron said:
I wonder who is the "broke guy on the outer outer fringe of the biz" -- or indeed why should said broke guy thinks he deserves to pay more.

OMG, bob is fucking horrible with money. After all didn't he help lil bro bankroll Seth the Cuck Decker's Grifty Troon Horror Movie "The Bludgeoning"?! And I bet Seth took all the money and fucked off leaving the chipmans holding the empty bag.

Also having rum ~~with~~ for breakfast isn't easy on the wallet, nor is substandard tenderloin steak from discount Dave & Busters'.

REGENDarySumanai · Jul 15, 2023

Hollywood is the only one suffering from this. Everyone else is pumping out media with zero issue. This is an issue with Hollywood itself.

Brother Wind · Jul 15, 2023

Koby_Fish said:
remember someone saying, back in the 80s, "The worst thing they [the govt] did was get rid of 'the strap' in schools." The NDP abolished corporal punishment in 1979 in the furthest west Leaf province. Back then I didn't agree, because I was biased (who wants to be spanked, especially at SCHOOL? Plus I heard stories that parents would punish AGAIN if their kid got strapped/paddled, and I am against doubling up on punishment

I am just gonna say, as someone who can manage rooms of middle schoolers, if you have to hit a child you are a failure of an adult. Frankly I feel you all have it wrong. The Bobfather is a known drunk isn't he? Bob was probably hit quite frequently. You can tell in the way he just lords nothing but threats and some imaginary power over his "enemies". Because he was never shown any other way, or no other consequences than violence. And frankly its at the core of who he is. Because thats all you get from hitting kids. You teach them a lesson and an example.

Ralph Barnhardt · Jul 15, 2023

Positron said:
"Be careful fucker, be really careful", Ron Perlman issues a threat (laced with "motherfuckers") towards the fat cats who plan to drag on the strike until the hacks lose their houses.

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Liberalism is a mental illness.

Ron Perlman became a little bit of a darling of the left after Trump mind broke him, kinda like Michael Rapaport and his faggot "I'm from Nue Yawk!" schtick. Now anytime that I see Ron talk I can't help but think of the lil donnie shops.

Now follow through faggot. I dare ya!

Positron said:
Hack infighting.

I wonder who is the "broke guy on the outer outer fringe of the biz" -- or indeed why should said broke guy thinks he deserves to pay more.

He is so pathetically desperate to be part of any group. He is not on the outer fringe of the biz. He is a critic. His sole job is to scrutinize something that someone else worked on, without being asked to do that by those who worked on it, and explain why something works or doesn't based on his own opinions. It's not even a symbiotic relationship. Hollywood will continue without Bob, not the other way around.

"Maybe you AND they and all of us should get paid more than we do to do the same job that we already were kinda sucking at." I've already highlighted plenty of people who demand more pay and job security despite not making anything worth a damn or watched by anyone or wasn't just fetish material. We know exactly what kind of job Bob does. That last bit? "So we can live, and work, and not be mad at eachother."? Bob does not work. His own brand, the only thing he has left, is in the shitter.

His last Big Picture was three weeks ago and it is one entire segment of his Marthbox series, which had been published before this, uploaded as a singular video and is still called new. The Marthabox video, which houses the segment used in the Flashpoint Big Picture video, dropped two weeks ago and is a re-upload to get around copywrite issues and is two hours of his old content shat out into one loaf. His latest video is the Indiana Jones review and that's a week old at this point. Let's talk about the review for a bit, shall we?

The review starts 20 seconds in after his title sequence. There are three very abrasive jump cuts in the first 10 seconds as he explains that he didn't get the review out early because of "family stuf-". He cuts off the tail end of stuff to then explain also that the review didn't come out earlier because the release of the movie:

"pretty much snuck up on me uh that was another of the two movies that were coming out that I really just *cut* did not want to Sully the likely last Indiana Jones with Harrison Ford *cut* that was going to come out with a lot of coverage and engaging with just how toxic *cut* new release environment for a lot of things like this has been *cut* already talked about this in another episode not going to spend a lot of time on it but it clearly made the right decision"

He didn't want to talk about the movie because of "muh mentals" just like the Mario movie. And just like his 10/10 Mario movie it's now safe for him to talk about this movie because he knows what others have said about it and he knows what's safe to say. He continues right after the above quote with:

"because the movie came out has done...the box office it was probably going to do and no one basically wants to talk about whether the movie is good *cut* and instead everyone has to have an opinion on whether or not they spent too much money on this or how things are financed and the nuances of Hollywood accounting *cut* but not talking about the most important question which is the fact that we're still dealing with delayed covid releases and everything *cut* related to that which is never been interesting to me and is especially uninteresting now because none of *cut* the takes on it are informed and even the ones that are informed are bent toward one agenda or another or ignoring this or tha*cut that cuts off the end of "that"* and I'd mostly just like to *cut* react to the movie and there is no discussion of the movie"

This is complete horseshit. I do not know who he's even trying to talk about. I'm pretty sure he pulled this all out of his ass. None of the reviews that I've seen made the focus of their review complaining about how much money Disney spent making this. Every single review has talked about the quality, or lack thereof, of the movie. In the middle of all of this he brings up covid yet again as if that's an explanation of anything AND THEN follows it up by complaining about how none of that talk is interesting and people who do talk about it, whether informed or not, have an agenda they're trying to push! Fuck me running Bob! That's some serious lack of introspection. He spends the first minute and 20 seconds of him actually doing the review talking about everything else BUT the movie that includes a self own. This is about the half way point of the actual review, not the video itself because it's front and back loaded with over a minute of credits and a threat of "more content coming for the channel coming soon". I can only imagine that it's going to be a re-upload of his review of Eagle Eye from 2008 or something as equally irrelevant or entertaining.

Aren't you convinced that Bob deserves more money now?

Sexy Senior Citizen · Jul 15, 2023

Positron said:
Hack infighting.

I wonder who is the "broke guy on the outer outer fringe of the biz" -- or indeed why should said broke guy thinks he deserves to pay more.

What you earn is based on three things: what you do, your ability to do, and the ease of replacing you. If what you do requires little training, you suck at it, and can easily be replaced, then don't be surprised when you are eventually replaced.

Positron said:
Strange that no one raised a stink when MCU did it, right?

See what I said earlier. You're going to be replaced by CGI puppets, and it'll be a lot easier than you think. It'll happen quickly, too- puppets don't need pay.

Positron said:

Here's a line you should memorize for your next gig, Sean: "Would you like fries with that?"

Positron said:
"Be careful fucker, be really careful", Ron Perlman issues a threat (laced with "motherfuckers") towards the fat cats who plan to drag on the strike until the hacks lose their houses.

To borrow a famous one-liner, Ron: Hollywood can remain solvent for longer than the WGA, or you, can be retarded.

Ralph Barnhardt · Jul 15, 2023

To go back to what I was saying about Bob, Chris Stuckmann popped up in my sub feed.

Look at that shit! New content about new movies! But why is he reviewing Curse of the Black Pearl you might ask? Is it because he reviewed it 10 years ago and is too tired to make new content so he just reuploaded it? No! It's because Disney rereleased it to theaters to celebrate their 100th anniversary. Isn't that wild that someone would release a review on a movie they haven't done one on yet and that has a reason to do so? Other than all of Stuckmann's relevant content, other than his steady release schedule, I want to point out his latest video.

The WGA strike is the biggest thing going on in Hollywood. Chris took the time to sit down and create a digestible video for people to watch and get informed. What has Bob's reaction to the strike been?

Change his twitter handle to say that he supports WGA and then change it to advertise his blue sky account the very second he got one.
Retweet the absolute dredges of the WGA who offer literally nothing of value with the shit they put out.
Tweet constantly about how people who support Song of Freedom are AXSHOOAHLEE the REAL child rapists.
Be tired

Bob could make an entire series calling out the people who want to see Hollywood burn due to their real hatred of it or because they're just farming clicks. He could talk about how even if you hate the writers, the outcome of this strike has the very real possibility to fundamentally change the way media is made for the better or worse. He could talk about how the writers failing to secure keeping AI out just means that it will be more control over what you watch as this one AI is programed by one person or team of people with strict parameters about what it can and cannot write. What has he done instead?

Reheated content
Reheated content that he lies and calls new
Wokaine Bear

I completely forgot that Chris even existed until the WGA video popped in my feed. Comparing the two of them, it's really amazing what just doing your job, knowing just somewhat about what you're talking about, having an iota of passion about the topic, and not being a bloviating and smug asshole while having no reason to be so gets you.

Woggie's child bride · Jul 15, 2023

I find Chris's content to be quite empty, but at least he can keep up with his job and talks about the movie he's reviewing rather than just using his reviews as a framework to rant about unrelated things and can edit in a way that isn't jarring. He's the perfect example of what bob could have been if he had the discipline to regularly upload and stay on topic, he still would have been an insufferable sack of shit but he could have at least made more money than he McDonalds worker who makes his "reasonably sized meals for an average size person".

Besides that I find it somewhat odd that CotBP was what was brought back for the 100th anniversary, I might be looking too much into things but does anyone else get the feeling they might be intentionally trying to distance themselves from their reputation as an animated film company given that it's been nearly 15 years since their last 2d animation.

OutInTheRain · Jul 15, 2023

Jaracainofthewind said:
I am just gonna say, as someone who can manage rooms of middle schoolers, if you have to hit a child you are a failure of an adult. Frankly I feel you all have it wrong. The Bobfather is a known drunk isn't he? Bob was probably hit quite frequently. You can tell in the way he just lords nothing but threats and some imaginary power over his "enemies". Because he was never shown any other way, or no other consequences than violence. And frankly its at the core of who he is. Because thats all you get from hitting kids. You teach them a lesson and an example.

As someone who manages a room full of adults who act like middle schoolers, sometimes I wish violence was an option.

But in all seriousness, I think Pop Chipman was probably your generic blue collar drunk. Couple that with young Blobbo was probably a frustrating kid, and you have a recipe for at the very least constant frustrated shouting if not the odd backhand. Lesser Chipman, despite also being stupid is a much more benign stupid and has managed to see some form of personal and professional success. So I don't think they were complete parental failures.

I think a lot of Bobby's rage comes from his own frustrations at his own life and his lack of success and he projects that frustration outward into the world.

WelperHelper99 · Jul 15, 2023

Positron said:
Be careful fucker, be really careful", Ron Perlman issues a threat (laced with "motherfuckers") towards the fat cats who plan to drag on the strike until the hacks lose their houses.

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Liberalism is a mental illness.

Frankly, making a assessment of your forces, you're Californians so you can't shoot worth a damn, I doubt you guys know where to even buy construction equipment, so even commisioning a killdozer from someone is a no, so if you're going after someone i guess itll be with... shovels and rakes and wood axes from home depot? Ron you didn't think this through, and Bob you are foolish for retweeting this insanity bordering on fed posting on Ron Perlmans part.

Positron said:
Hack infighting.

I wonder who is the "broke guy on the outer outer fringe of the biz" -- or indeed why should said broke guy thinks he deserves to pay more.

Literally get a normal job. Move out of LA and you'll have money. Don't be a bitch

Ralph Barnhardt said:
The WGA strike is the biggest thing going on in Hollywood. Chris took the time to sit down and create a digestible video for people to watch and get informed. What has Bob's reaction to the strike been?

Change his twitter handle to say that he supports WGA and then change it to advertise his blue sky account the very second he got one.

Retweet the absolute dredges of the WGA who offer literally nothing of value with the shit they put out.

Tweet constantly about how people who support Song of Freedom are AXSHOOAHLEE the REAL child rapists.

Be tired

Bob could make an entire series calling out the people who want to see Hollywood burn due to their real hatred of it or because they're just farming clicks. He could talk about how even if you hate the writers, the outcome of this strike has the very real possibility to fundamentally change the way media is made for the better or worse. He could talk about how the writers failing to secure keeping AI out just means that it will be more control over what you watch as this one AI is programed by one person or team of people with strict parameters about what it can and cannot write. What has he done instead?

Reheated content

Reheated content that he lies and calls new

Wokaine Bear

Bob doing something profitable with his channel would be the biggest shock in history. Actually putting passion behind something? Rofl get the fuck out! He will continue to merely virtue signal because it takes no effort.

Arthur Morgan · Jul 15, 2023

Ralph Barnhardt said:
This is complete horseshit. I do not know who he's even trying to talk about. I'm pretty sure he pulled this all out of his ass. None of the reviews that I've seen made the focus of their review complaining about how much money Disney spent making this. Every single review has talked about the quality, or lack thereof, of the movie.

I think he's referring to the Critical Drinker's video. The dude spent a lot of time in that video analyzing the reported budget, adding in marketing, and explaining how much box office Dial of Destiny would actually need to make in order to be profitable. Except that that video wasn't the review, he did that in a separate vid.

OutInTheRain said:
I think a lot of Bobby's rage comes from his own frustrations at his own life and his lack of success and he projects that frustration outward into the world.

Oh absolutely, but also I think a lot of his frustrations come from him not really understanding how reality works and his brain being unable to comprehend it.

You remember the 21 Jump Street remake with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum? A running joke was them leaning on the fourth wall where Hill and Tatum thought police work would be more like an action flick, but even before that, Tatum's character thought he was the star jock of a teen comedy. He bullies nerds, never studied, and was going to become prom king because why wouldn't he? And then he's devastated when his teacher punishes him for his bad attitude by not letting him go to prom.

Bob I see as having a similar outlook. I don't think he consciously believes he's in a movie or TV show, but reading between the lines you can see that a lot of his logic runs on Hollywood tropes and ideas. It's why despite supposedly being a victim of bullying, he bullied other kids because he thought that would make him one of the cool kids. And he constantly thinks of others as either heroes or enemies because that's how Hollywood presents moral quandaries.

I think that's part of why he ties himself to people like James Gunn, Lindsay Ellis, or corporations like Nintendo or Disney. If he can't succeed, maybe he's meant to be a side character on their team. And if he's part of the team, their success becomes his success. And then later on, he can get his spin off and become the main hero of his own franchise.

Positron · Jul 15, 2023

Ralph Barnhardt said:
His last Big Picture was three weeks ago

Maybe he is indeed showing "solidarity"? Let's see whether it is so when Barbie opens next week.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
He didn't want to talk about the movie because of "muh mentals"

Bobby couldn't talk about The Dial of Destiny because he hasn't seen it at the time of the "review"; he made that video just to spite non-persons like Drinker et al.

Woggie's child bride · Jul 15, 2023

Positron said:
Bobby couldn't talk about The Dial of Destiny because he hasn't seen it at the time of the "review"; he made that video just to spite non-persons like Drinker et al.

What sort of hack reviewer doesn't even bother to watch the movie? I had such low expectations of bob and he still fails to meet them. He can't even make a good Disney fanboy because he doesn't even bother to consoom their major content

BlerdBjern · Jul 15, 2023

I like Perlman and approve of his message of burning down rich peoples houses. (with them still inside.) (In Minecraft.)

Just Remember that Perlman is ALSO a rich person.

Ralph Barnhardt · Jul 15, 2023

Manlet Thorin has rustled some Jimmies

https://twitter.com/ManletThorin/status/1679882202958397443

Bob is not amused.

https://twitter.com/somerandomwill1/status/1679963027893018624

Bob will not name Manlet Thorin because he am scared.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1680301689427853313

Hotter take: They deserve the pay they get for the work they do. You do a shit job at writing? Enjoy shit pay, asshole.

AirdropShitposts · Jul 16, 2023

Positron said:

Realized something I can't believe I completely missed. Audience numbers on broadcast and cable matter for one reason: that's how they price the ads. For the people who watch with ads this still is relevant but what's the value of someone watching your show ad free? Do they really want a cut of subscription fees allocated based on popularity? Because remember that means you're now competing with everything on the service like 30 year old movies and people binging The Office constantly.

Sexy Senior Citizen · Jul 16, 2023

Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob is not amused.
https://twitter.com/somerandomwill1/status/1679963027893018624

Bad executives are responsible for bad writing only by hiring bad writers. But this strike is giving them an opportunity to fix that mistake.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
Bob will not name Manlet Thorin because he am scared.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1680301689427853313
Hotter take: They deserve the pay they get for the work they do. You do a shit job at writing? Enjoy shit pay, asshole.

"Real hours, real dollars?" They don't seem like they're spending many hours on their shitty writing, so they're not getting paid many dollars.

CharlesBarkley · Jul 16, 2023

I can see why Bob would say people should get paid regardless of quality and his terrible videos.

dzonatan · Jul 16, 2023

No bobby, writing lives and dies by its quality and it's entirely a commodity you don't need to survive.
This is why it does not deserve the same appreciation and upfront payment as work where you process food, resources and the like.
Though it may sometimes feel like it, you will not die out of boredom.

Positron · Jul 16, 2023

Ralph Barnhardt said:
Hotter take: They deserve the pay they get for the work they do. You do a shit job at writing? Enjoy shit pay, asshole.

Not-so-hot take: if you feel you aren't paid enough, learn another trade.

Imagine all the specialest snowflakes being in such a hostile, toxic working environment!!! All the more reason to find yourself another trade isn't it?

Bobby wants somebody to give everybody more money -- as long as they are people, of course.

Bobby explains why he doesn't have other people working on his "projects" (whatever these are) -- because he is too conscientious and doesn't have the heart to exploit the working class.

The WGA bans "influenzas" from "promoting" movies too. Because Bobby is a "reviewer", a "journalist", he considers himself above the ban -- which confirms my hypothesis that he stopped making video out of performative "solidarity".

"You have my permission to make video reviews, big guy!

"

It doesn't take long for people to realize that Ron Perlman is one of those "motherfuckers" he himself hates so much. But of course, to Bobby, Perlman is one of the good (((white))) men.

Perhaps people like David Zaslav have long been in the business fighting tooth and nail to get what he now is today too?

Sean Gunn (James's brother) open fire on Bob Iger.

I don't see people asking how much James Gunn is making. Although I'm sure James can make as much as he wants because he is a good white man.
Fuck these people.

Some people do question why James Gunn continues to write Superman, but since they are the fans of a certain someone, their lives don't matter.

Toren is right. No one fucking care about these strikes. Everyone involved could be deported to Siberia tomorrow for all I care.

Huh?

As if Hollywood personalities were 'real people".

Leslie Jones goes ape and spends 5 minutes on video talking about something I don't care to find out.

Cool story sis.

Questioning the artistic quality of streaming shows, or even whether you like them or not, is a wrongheaded attempt to divert the attention from the issue that matter: the livelihood of writers etc.

Bobby hands you some hot tips.

More Jim Stewartson logorrhea:

Bobby predicts that airing the show on ABC will make Muslim Cutie a perennial classic, like Fantasia.

Archive of Fox News article.

Indeed, choosing not to watch Barbie means you are on the Wrong Side Of Something.

The Biden Administration made an intriguing Freudian slip.

How come no one headhunts Bobby to be the White House spokesman?

Says the man who prays to Mommy Hillary every night for his jetpack.

I see John Vinals is another Good Dog for the DNC, perhaps that's why Bobby puts up with his incessant yelping. BTW, here's the archive of the hit piece by Rebecca Traister.