Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[WelperHelper99]

That 2017 paper did test claws and shit. Here is part of their Supplementary Material 1. "Chemo" and "Mheti" are local names for Yeti.
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All specimens except one are identified as either two subspecies of Brown Bear (Ursus arctos pruinosus -- the Tibetan Blue Bear and Ursus arctos isabellinus -- the Himalayan Brown Bear. Google shows me the two animals do look quite different). The outlier is "SA", which is identified as Asian Black Bear. Someone mounted a dog's teeth to the stuffed specimen in the Messner Mountain Museum's stuff specimen.

So the yeti is basically fake. Not surprising

 

[King Dead]

Why are you so mean to workers? Workers are now on strike because they want to exist!!! I mean Workers like Kevin Feige!!!!!!

A rando says that the MCU is getting worse because Kevin Feige likes Rick and Morty too much, and Bob responds that blaming screenwriters instead of executives or the coof is R&M-brand nihilism. Never mind that Feige is an executive who has very obviously been meddling in the entire MCU for the majority of its run (as countless filmmakers have attested)...how is that nihilistic? You're just using big words again in an attempt to sound smart, almost like the average R&M fan.

As always Bobby is full of spite, against people who don't like what he considers "fun".

And speaking of executive meddling, why would you be excited for Sam Raimi to direct another MCU movie when Doctor Strange 2 basically removed almost everything that he brought that was unique? I never saw it, but from my understanding, there are little tinges of Raimi throughout, but it's diluted and filtered through the MCU formula until it's pretty much indistinguishable from the rest. I have no doubt that, should Raimi actually get the job for this one, he'll be forced to go along with what Feige wants, especially considering it's an Avengers movie.

What would be the point of creating a company dedicated to inflating review scores? That's such a niche scope that I can only expect a money laundering operation.

As the article discusses, studios have a bizarre fixation on RT scores despite audiences generally not caring that much. It's unclear if a good score actually improves the box office for a movie, but it's a quantifiable amount they can understand, so they chase it anyway. And for a smaller indie movie, a good score could mean the difference between getting picked up for distribution or having your project languish in obscurity.

That's the service that the company in question was providing, inviting critics that might be amenable to writing a positive review to watch the movie. There were some shady things going on, like suggesting that a critic put a negative review on a sister site that RT wouldn't index in order to keep the scores positive, but nothing illegal that I can see. They claimed they weren't actually paying people to review the movies, but unless someone shows receipts, I don't know whether to believe them or not. Regardless, they're just a company playing the game as it's laid out. Don't blame them, blame RT and studios for being a bunch of idiots.

 

[Mr Processor]

So the yeti is basically fake. Not surprising

Cryptids are ideally never proven to be real, because then they are just animals. Like a lady in Florida got attacked by a chimpanzee someone was keeping as a pet. There was a preacher in Florida who had to beat up a gator when he decided to take a swim in a lake. But since neither of those were cryptids so everyone was "oh, just another day in Florida."

Of course, if that alligator was in a storm drain in NYC it'd be the next best thing to a cryptid, an urban legend.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bob is confused by people making content instead of just republishing their old stuff.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1698365778641207500

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A few days late, but…

 

[Arthur Morgan]

And speaking of executive meddling, why would you be excited for Sam Raimi to direct another MCU movie when Doctor Strange 2 basically removed almost everything that he brought that was unique? I never saw it, but from my understanding, there are little tinges of Raimi throughout, but it's diluted and filtered through the MCU formula until it's pretty much indistinguishable from the rest. I have no doubt that, should Raimi actually get the job for this one, he'll be forced to go along with what Feige wants, especially considering it's an Avengers movie.

Despite being a movie critic, Bob doesn't understand that. Which would explain his bizarre tweet in responding to that one about Rick and Morty. He seems to be under the impression that all Kevin does is make some suggestions but ultimately the directors are doing what they want, which just happens to line up with what Kevin wants.

Doctor Strange 2 did have a more interesting visual style in some of its transitions and camera movements, but it still looked and felt like an MCU movie, not a Sam Raimi movie. For Bob, this is not only okay but preferable because the man who directed his favorite Spider-Man movies is now directing movies for his favorite franchise out now. And it would be better if he played along because not going along with authority figures who Bob likes is a sign of villainy, and he doesn't want to have to throw Sam Raimi into the same pile he threw Elon Musk and Zack Snyder.

Cryptids are ideally never proven to be real, because then they are just animals. Like a lady in Florida got attacked by a chimpanzee someone was keeping as a pet. There was a preacher in Florida who had to beat up a gator when he decided to take a swim in a lake. But since neither of those were cryptids so everyone was "oh, just another day in Florida."

Of course, if that alligator was in a storm drain in NYC it'd be the next best thing to a cryptid, an urban legend.

There was a tumblr post I saw a decade ago from a park ranger responding to someone wondering if those cryptids did exist once and were hunted into extinction. He basically explained that normies come across a sight they aren't familiar with and their brains over exaggerate. Like, a dead deer on the trail? You hear things like "Nothing normal could have made those claw marks" and then the ranger finds it and to them it's obvious a wolf attacked it.

Which is a shame, because DB Cooper getting attacked by a sasquatch would have made for an interesting ending to that tale.

 

[WelperHelper99]

A few days late, but…
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I feel Bob has been getting more attention as of late. He hasn't really done anything differently, but that recent video passed 100k views, and it feels like more people are calling out his shit than normal

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I feel Bob has been getting more attention as of late. He hasn't really done anything differently, but that recent video passed 100k views, and it feels like more people are calling out his shit than normal

I think this fits the theory that the cultural pendulum is swinging back the other way. Bob is just getting caught in the growing backlash. He's still fat and irrelevant; if he becomes relevant, it'll be for the wrong reasons- like him calling for Germany to invade Poland.

A few days late, but…
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A normal person would've blocked them and moved on. Lucky for us, Robert isn't normal.

 

[Mr Processor]

There was a tumblr post I saw a decade ago from a park ranger responding to someone wondering if those cryptids did exist once and were hunted into extinction. He basically explained that normies come across a sight they aren't familiar with and their brains over exaggerate. Like, a dead deer on the trail? You hear things like "Nothing normal could have made those claw marks" and then the ranger finds it and to them it's obvious a wolf attacked it.

Which is a shame, because DB Cooper getting attacked by a sasquatch would have made for an interesting ending to that tale.

The thing about that story about the chimpanzee partly eating that poor guest in Florida taught me two important facts:
1. Chimpanzees are actually horrible monsters and if I see one I should be terrified.
2. Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, would probably have tried to eat my face off if he was away from his handlers.

I do love the romance of the cryptid, but the world is already full of horrible monsters if you just look for them. It's wonderful.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think this fits the theory that the cultural pendulum is swinging back the other way. Bob is just getting caught in the growing backlash. He's still fat and irrelevant; if he becomes relevant, it'll be for the wrong reasons- like him calling for Germany to invade Poland.

I could see Blob making a nuclear hot take that would get noticed by the pendulum, and like he's done to others, he'd be canceled. Cuties got close, but I'm talking worse, somehow

 

[Mola Ram]

I could see Blob making a nuclear hot take that would get noticed by the pendulum, and like he's done to others, he'd be canceled. Cuties got close, but I'm talking worse, somehow

If I were a bettin' man, I'd say it'll be one of those "subhumanoid" comments (or one of its many dehumanizing brethren) landing squarely on someone who's actually developmentally disabled in some way. Not because Bob will mean it that way, but because he tosses those remarks around so carelessly that it's bound to hit a sympathetic target eventually.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If I were a bettin' man, I'd say it'll be one of those "subhumanoid" comments (or one of its many dehumanizing brethren) landing squarely on someone who's actually developmentally disabled in some way. Not because Bob will mean it that way, but because he tosses those remarks around so carelessly that it's bound to hit a sympathetic target eventually.

Oh Bobby would make fun of a disabled guy, no bad tactics and all that. If they're a hint to the right of China, the creators of these:

Type 55's just built for invasion of all Asia, he'll attack them. He just hasn't found the right target to bully yet.

 

[Positron]

Jimmy Dore, as we've just seen in the last update, thinks Biden is a bigger fascist than Trump. And he advises Connell West that bring up fascism will not does his campaign any favors. Jonny Meade thinks Dore loves fascists.


Musk did another good thing for the world, and Bobby wants him tried for treason.

Bobby is a Gen-Xer so he can only conceive Russia as an enemy of the USA -- after all, a hundred movies can't be wrong.

Perhaps HANGING Musk is letting him go to easily. Bobby wishes he'd receive a fate befitting a Bond villain.

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Like John Vinals (whom we haven't seen for a while), Blephenstoom is starting to get on Bobby's nerves.

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Someone explains why the turtles in the latest TMNT movie are such wannabe niggers, or tiggers.

Bobby you are 42.

You can outrun the Grim Reaper if you wear a pair of Nike.

Wasn't it a shame there were no Nike shoes in Auschwitz?

Non-sequitur jap bullshit.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bobby is a Gen-Xer so he can only conceive Russia as an enemy of the USA -- after all, a hundred movies can't be wrong.

Except, as has been pointed out in this thread before, by almost every calculation Bob is a millennial. (There are a few organizations that consider Generation X to run as late as 1984, but most stop in 1980 or even 1979.) I don't know why Bob insists on this delusion; he's certainly too young to appreciate most of the cultural stuff that unites Gen-X. If your first game system was a Nintendo and not an Atari 2600 or similar (or even a home Pong system), you're probably a millennial.

It's like the dumbest, most pathetic form of stolen valor imaginable.

 

[WelperHelper99]

another good thing for the world, and Bobby wants him tried for treason.

Bobby is a Gen-Xer so he can only conceive Russia as an enemy of the USA -- after all, a hundred movies can't be wrong.

Now look, the OG Red Dawn is one of the greatest films of all time. This ain't it. Russia doesn't have the might of the soviets. They are slavs killing slavs. I can understand Musk at least wanting to limit the use of his systems. My question is why not use a GPS unit for the targeting system? You can buy that shit easy online, hell it's built into every phone, and the US is granting Ukraine full access. Seems like a bottleneck.

Perhaps HANGING Musk is letting him go to easily. Bobby wishes he'd receive a fate befitting a Bond villain.

Bob wants to blow up Musk because he prevented some death. Wow man. And saying he lives in a volcano is just goofy and dumb.

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Imagine wanting to cool a conflict that's using your services. Imagine that shit, the guilt. Blob sure can't.

can outrun the Grim Reaper if you wear a pair of Nike.

Wasn't it a shame there were no Nike shoes in Auschwitz?

Just remember, Bobby is simping for a company that makes its shoes in China, which uses uyiger Muslims as slave labor to make them, has no safety standards, and is currently building the largest fleet in the world. Their latest creation, the Type 054B Frigate:

Better in every single way to the 054A, which they already have 50 of. And no doubt built with unwilling labor. This is who Nike deals with Bob. A warring country intent on invading everyone

 

[Mr Processor]

Bobby is a Gen-Xer so he can only conceive Russia as an enemy of the USA -- after all, a hundred movies can't be wrong.

Bobby isn't actually a Gen-Xer. The Gen-X age range is 1965–1980, and Bob was born in 1981. Demolition of the Berlin Wall started in 1990 when he was 9 years old. This means that when Bob was a teenager, feeling toward Russia in the US were probably more positive than they had been before (or since). The reality is Bob just likes the idea of people designated his enemy by The Party being killed.

I am a Gen-Xer. We grew up believing that a war with Russia was to be avoided, not encouraged. I don't know what Gen-Xer movies Bob was watching, but he must have managed to miss all the anti-war ones, not to mention all the anti-war music videos on MTV. In general the two positions were paranoia that the crafty Russians were going to somehow defeat the US without a real hot war, and paranoia that crazies in our own government would start WWIII. No one was like, "Let's start a World War with Russia and see how it shakes out," not even the most paranoid Cold Warriors.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't know what Gen-Xer movies Bob was watching, but he must have managed to miss all the anti-war ones, not to mention all the anti-war music videos on MTV.

If Bob were actually a Gen-Xer, he'd remember how everyone was sick to their stomachs for months after The Day After aired, even those of us who never watched it.

 

[Mr Processor]

If Bob were actually a Gen-Xer, he'd remember how everyone was sick to their stomachs for months after The Day After aired, even those of us who never watched it.

[intercontinental ballistic missiles are being fired]
Cynthia : What's going on?
Joe Huxley : Those are Minuteman missiles!
Cynthia : Like a test, sort of... like a warning?
Joe Huxley : [shakes his head, staring at the missiles in awe and disbelief] They're on their way to Russia. They take about 30 minutes to reach their target.
Aldo : So do theirs, right?

I remember this scene when it aired. I'm sure it was riveting to Bob when he was 2 years old. I'm sure it really helped with his theories on international diplomacy. He could have followed it up by seeing Wargames the same year!

And when he was 3 years old, he could have gone to see Dreamscape!

I saw all this stuff as a teenager, Bob either missed it or saw it when it was old hat. Based on his taste in movies, I doubt he had time to fit these in.

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob is a Millennial regardless of whatever he oinks about.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob is a Millennial regardless of whatever he oinks about.

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He's at the tail end but he is lol. And like many millennial, he shifts the blame for his mistakes onto prior generations, even though it was his choice to stay a Mario fanboy and not get a real job.

 

[Flexo]

Bob is a Millennial regardless of whatever he oinks about.

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Wait... I thought generations were 25 years. Why are those 14 year increments? (except gen z which is 17? alpha is 12?) Who came up with this?

I'm starting to think you humans have no idea how to count yourselves!