Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[WelperHelper99]

I wasn't even trying to correct you, I was just replying to the picture! Wasn't trying to be a pedant (this time).

Really lol? I took this from the mercy page on Wikipedia. Guess they fucked up, typical of Wikipedia editors

 

[Mola Ram]

Really lol? I took this from the mercy page on Wikipedia. Guess they fucked up, typical of Wikipedia editors

They very well might have sent both those ships and used neither of them. Although looking at a different Wikipedia article, it claims the Comfort was sent to NYC while the Mercy was sent to Los Angeles. Also, the Comfort is a Mercy-class ship, so I suppose some confusion is inevitable.

Anyway, the Comfort treated 179 patients before Cuomo told Trump it was no longer needed. Just like the Black Death, Bob!

 

[WelperHelper99]

They very well might have sent both those ships and used neither of them. Although looking at a different Wikipedia article, it claims the Comfort was sent to NYC while the Mercy was sent to Los Angeles. Also, the Comfort is a Mercy-class ship, so I suppose some confusion is inevitable.

Anyway, the Comfort treated 179 patients before Cuomo told Trump it was no longer needed. Just like the Black Death, Bob!

I say lunacy because they only let 179 people be treated. These fucks are hacks. And not eco friendly. The Comfort is just a oil tanker turned into a hospital, it guzzles fuel. Really helped with that smog problem in NYC by leaving it idling

 

[General Emílio Médici]

A fun thing I learned the other day is that the reason Cuomo shoved all the old folks to die in retirement homes, and why everyone around the world was shutting schools down but not nursing homes, is that they were all blind believers trusting the science... of the wrong pandemic.

Turns out the retards in charge are part of the school of "doing something is always good even if you don't know what it is" so as soon as the pandemic hit (i.e. they couldn't just ignroe China lying) they over reacted and tried to act. Except these fantastically retarded motherfuckers don't know shit, so they got old plans made for the Swine Flu pandemic that never happened in 2009 and implemented those.

Swine Flu, especially the 2009 H1N1 variant, is quite dangerous to kids but not to elderly folk. The opposite of Covid, especially higher mortality Covid from early pandemic.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

No matter how Superior Future your city looks, it won't be human without the homeless.

Never mind the future; LA has no present.

On the other hand, the Saudis care about the image they present the world. Allowing the homeless to run rampant is a bad look, regardless of how "compassionate" you may think it is.

Communism gives you more time with your kids so you can starve together. Just ask Kim Jong-Un.

Here's an example of what it costs:

Let's say Kiwi Corp has 20 workers, each producing a revenue stream of $100/day across 5 days, for total revenue of $10,000/week, $40,000 a month, or $480,000/year. For the math impaired (like Moviebob and his commie friends), this means each worker is producing $100/day, or $500/week, $2000/month, or $24,000/year.

Here's how this breaks down:

Spoiler: Statement of Cash Flows, Year 1

Total Income: $480,000

Minus Wages Paid: $400,000 ($20,000/employee)
Minus Depreciation: $25,000
Minus Rent: $25,000
Minus Utilities: $10,000
Minus Equipment: $10,000
Minus Taxes: $10,000

Total Cash at the end of Year 1: $0

We're breaking even. That is, our revenue is the same as our expenses.

Let's say for year 2 we're forced to give our ungrateful workers a 4-day workweek without reducing their pay. This means each worker is now prducing 20% less revenue: $100/day, $400/ week, $1600/month, or $19,200/year. For 20 workers, our total revenue would be $384,000, meaning our statement of cash flows would looks something like this:

Spoiler: Statement of Cash Flows, Year 2

Total Income: $384,000

Minus Wages Paid: $400,000 ($20,000/employee)
Minus Depreciation: $25,000
Minus Rent: $25,000
Minus Utilities: $10,000
Minus Equipment: $10,000
Minus Taxes: $10,000

Total Cash at the end of Year 2: -$96,000

We are now unable to fulfill our financial obligations. Either we go under (in which case nobody gets a job), or we start firing some people.

Before you howl "But muh Universal Basic Income," that money will come from increasing taxes: either overtly (not likely) or through printing money: the hidden tax called inflation.

Go get a real job.

If you are bored by the MCU, blame the pandemic.

Further Reading from A&N: "I Used to Love Marvel. Now It Feels Like Homework".

Or maybe the MCU just isn't that good anymore.

*Shakes fist at stunmen* "What the fuck do you know about aesthetics? Leave the criticism to True Critics!"

Yeah, how dare people who actually work in the industry opine on industry practices!

Let's observe a moment of silence for all the children who were starved to death in their schools.

The problem of free school lunch isn't children getting spoiled; it is parents getting spoiled.

They won't starve by missing a meal. And given how many kids are obese these days, missing a meal might even be beneficial.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A fun thing I learned the other day is that the reason Cuomo shoved all the old folks to die in retirement homes, and why everyone around the world was shutting schools down but not nursing homes, is that they were all blind believers trusting the science... of the wrong pandemic.

Turns out the retards in charge are part of the school of "doing something is always good even if you don't know what it is" so as soon as the pandemic hit (i.e. they couldn't just ignroe China lying) they over reacted and tried to act. Except these fantastically retarded motherfuckers don't know shit, so they got old plans made for the Swine Flu pandemic that never happened in 2009 and implemented those.

Swine Flu, especially the 2009 H1N1 variant, is quite dangerous to kids but not to elderly folk. The opposite of Covid, especially higher mortality Covid from early pandemic.

Multiple Democrat governors did this. Bob will defend this, of course.

 

[blablabla]

@Mr Processor I seriously can't believe the absurdity of him hating war themed video games while at the same time calling for genocide against anyone who isn't just like him.

As I've been rereading 1984 recently Bob's face picture on the initial page looks a lot like how I imagined Big Brother to look like. He could play a psychopath dictator villain in an action movie on that alone.

Also I can't believe I haven't looked further into this guy, political lolcows don't normally interest me as I've seen it all but there's so much more here.

Bob is Parsons, a retarded piece of shit who drinks the koolaid and is the first one against the firing squads. But Parsons fucked and had a family something this fat pig will never have

 

[Flexo]

Honestly, I guess the latest two movies could be seen as targeting Bob, with the other being this one about how getting stabbed with a lightsaber through the torso is not in fact something you could just walk off, despite Bob's constant refrain about the canon of movies about space wizards for children not mattering:

What makes that even more infuriating is that the "canon" for the space wizard children's movie is what is fatal.

Whatever else you want to say about a movie/story/plot/whatever, the most important rule of them all is what can harm your characters. Nobody ever feels tension over Wily E. Coyote running out onto thin air. Why? Because the cartoons have established falling from a great height isn't fatal to him. If a cartoon suddenly tried to have a big dramatic showdown between roadrunner and coyote where they were struggling together and trying to push the other over a cliff (like the climax of the Lion King), nobody would take it seriously or find any tension in it because nobody would believe that THIS time falling off a cliff is now going to be bad.

You need to establish whether lightsabers are fatal or not. You can't have the storytellers going, "oh this is bad for the heroes now - because I said so" after spending most of the story undermining that idea. Bobby has such an idiotic manchild idea of how plots work.

(Plus it starts making you wonder why lightsaber users if they stab someone through don't then just move the saber up or down and bifurcate the person to be sure.)

Or to quote an author: "After someone is dashed to the ground from a thousand feet, it is difficult thereafter to worry he might fall from a forty foot wall."

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

The Star Wars fights are kind of faggy on both sides I mean the moment Lucas was like hey let's bring Maul back after he was literally chopped in half and fell down a "bottomless" hole it all when out the window.

Since lesser brother commented on it I love George Romero his original Dead trilogy is fantastic, so is stuff like the Crazies, Martin, and Knight Riders and Land of the Dead is ok. But his last two dead entries were mediocre at best and he only outlined this new film so I personally have no interest in this shit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

As if Burton hasn't sold his soul to The Rat.

"I made both live action Alice in Wonderlands and the Willy Wonka movie. When a computer made my same ugly and annoying style it made me sad. Support the strike so I can make Beetlejuice 2 or whatever."

 

[King Dead]

*Shakes fist at stunmen* "What the fuck do you know about aesthetics? Leave the criticism to True Critics!"

Hey if Star Wars follows the style of Shaw Brother's wuxia films, wouldn't that be cultural appropriation?

I hate retards that handwave anything that doesn't make sense away as "rule of cool," especially when the fight in question isn't actually that cool. Like basically every fight in Disney Wars (and a lot of modern movies), the fight choreography is atrocious, with each of the lobster-armored baddies just taking their turn one at a time and deliberately trying not to hit our stunning and brave protagonist. It looks stupid.

Fuck your aesthetics, Bob. A well-choreographed fight will look way more aesthetically pleasing than this garbage.

If you are bored by the MCU, blame the pandemic.

Further Reading from A&N: "I Used to Love Marvel. Now It Feels Like Homework".

Y'know, they don't actually have to reveal their entire slate years in advance, Bob, which is probably what this person is referring to. There's no mystery if you already know what MCU movies are going to come out in 2028 and can basically guess what the plot's going to be since it's just lifting more shit from the comics. If scoops and leaks are the only reason anyone's interested in your movies, maybe they're just not all that good.

I really don't get Bob's obsession with hating Timothy Chalamet. If you don't like him as an actor, fine, but it's like he deliberately seeks out every post involving him to comment on how much he hates him. It's pretty sad.

The Star Wars fights are kind of faggy on both sides I mean the moment Lucas was like hey let's bring Maul back after he was literally chopped in half and fell down a "bottomless" hole it all when out the window.

Admittedly, it's pretty silly, yet you can still see how it's an extension of the existing canonical rules. The Dark Side has been shown in the past to allow someone to use their pain to survive and persist through grievous bodily harm, whether it's Vader being set on fire or Sheev's spirit taking over one of his clone bodies (in Dark Empire, I refuse to accept Disney as canon). Maul literally being too angry to die might strain credulity, but you could still make an argument for it.

Randos getting stabbed by a lightsaber and shrugging it off, however, doesn't fit any established rules, and thus should be mocked for the bad fanfic it is.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A fun thing I learned the other day is that the reason Cuomo shoved all the old folks to die in retirement homes, and why everyone around the world was shutting schools down but not nursing homes, is that they were all blind believers trusting the science... of the wrong pandemic.

Turns out the retards in charge are part of the school of "doing something is always good even if you don't know what it is" so as soon as the pandemic hit (i.e. they couldn't just ignroe China lying) they over reacted and tried to act. Except these fantastically retarded motherfuckers don't know shit, so they got old plans made for the Swine Flu pandemic that never happened in 2009 and implemented those.

Swine Flu, especially the 2009 H1N1 variant, is quite dangerous to kids but not to elderly folk. The opposite of Covid, especially higher mortality Covid from early pandemic.

I really think you're being too kind and forgiving in thinking they were just trusting the #Science(tm). Not only did they keep the nursing homes open they shoved covid positive patients in with them. What they did was a culling to save their own coffers from retirees and you'll have a hard time convincing me otherwise.

 

[Flexo]

Maul literally being too angry to die might strain credulity, but you could still make an argument for it.

For one thing, it was done in Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight before then. But that was to set up one of the bosses.

By far the best return of Maul was the comic which just said "sith magic" to give us what was really important.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

King Dead it won't let me reply but here's my issue with Blobby and people like the "Fandom Menace".

The MCU is has maybe 3 "Great Films" and that's debatable if any deserve the term great of if they're just great for being MCU Movies. Then maybe 10 really good movies, a whole hell of a lot of ok films and a few bad ones. Now for a franchise with 32 films that's not a bad hell it's pretty great record especially a comic book based franchise. For the most part they're just ok movies they're not the height of cinema Film Robert tries to claim but they're also not the death of cinema like the other side acts like.

Disney Star Wars some ok some bad but it wasn't like it was great before. I mean after Ewok Movies, Special Editions, and Prequels the bar for Star Wars is low.

So when I see grown ass men who in many cases are reaching middle fucking age bitching like children online about this shit it makes me think "What the fuck happened to Men?.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

King Dead it won't let me reply

Null implemented that feature to keep his forum from being clogged with one-line responses to lengthy posts. Just use your cursor to highlight the part you want to reply to, and then click "Reply" in the dialogue box that pops up.

 

[Koby_Fish]

That's because Bob never got into computers. You can tell from a lot of his posts. Here's one from 2011!

Clearly in 2011 Bob didn't understand what a "cold open" is - if it were a TRUE Cold Open, he'd have led the video with "PC. GAMING. IS. DEAD. How's that for a 'cold open?'" and THEN run the Theme song for The Big Picture.

Apple IIe had Temple of Apshai, Ultima and Crush, Crumble and Chomp too.

I played Lode Runner and Oregon Trail on the Apple IIe and while Oregon Trail was passed off as "educational" and could be played in school, Lode Runner was a different story ENTIRELY.

No wonder he thought PC was a dead medium, his only exposure to it was a probably decade old rig bought whole cloth at the store that still ran Windows XP.

Yeah that's definitely Bob running a potato of a PC to make shitty vids, kinda like Andrew Dobson.

Bob not realizing the department of education shouldn't technically exist makes me laugh. Truly you are a Thinker blobbert.

Bobbert's the kind of idiot who thinks if the Feds control education, the schools will get mo' money, therefore the feds SHOULD control education.

I don't get the reference Bob. Yes Miazaki is always wobbly if he's retiring or not. Don't know why you care, you hate anime.

Moomin is a franchise that is HUGE in Finland (and the rest of Scandinavia) that evolved from books and comic strips and shit, sort of like how the Smurfs were for that Peyo dude from Belgium. The Moomins themselves are trolls that look like hippos. There was an animated Feature Film which was a Japanese-Dutch collaboration. The only Moomin thing that had anything to do with any Miyazaki is the 1990 series which was Akira Miyazaki, who wrote for Season 1, and it doesn't look like that guy is closely related to Hayao Miyazaki if at all. As far as I can tell, I don't see how any Moomin anime was ever produced by Studio Ghibli. Tokyo Movie Shinsha, sure, but not Studio Ghibli.

Bob's entire spiel is odd because Junichi would appear to be Studio Ghibli exec Junichi NIshioka, who is NOT in fact Hayao Miyazaki's son. Miyazaki's sons are Goro and Keisuke. So, either Bob is an idiot and doesn't know diddly squat about who Miyazaki's kids are, or he's having Hayao be senile and confuse one of his sons for the Studio Ghibli Exec Junichi.

THIS. THIS is why Movieblob is SO. FUCKING. BAD. at his JERB. He forgor about

and yeah he does eventually clue in but he SHOULD have clued in RIGHT AWAY, like I did, despite me being sleepy af myself.

You need to establish whether lightsabers are fatal or not. You can't have the storytellers going, "oh this is bad for the heroes now - because I said so" after spending most of the story undermining that idea. Bobby has such an idiotic manchild idea of how plots work.

Bob's so invested in the "Rule of Cool" TVTrope that it overrides everything except lesbicans making out.

What they did was a culling to save their own coffers from retirees and you'll have a hard time convincing me otherwise.

...all while trying to convince the rest of us that if we didn't get the jab and put on the mask and live in the pods we were "going to kill Grandma!"

 

[Mr Processor]

I noticed that the pronoun thing in Starfield has blown up. It went from various Youtubers complaining about the game to Nexus Mods banning mods that removes the choice to have your pronouns not match your gender. Now some of those same youtubers then bringing up the fact that this thing supposedly no one cares about is now getting banned on Nexus mods. So, I decided to look and see what Bob has to say about pronouns. As you might expect, he cares about them a lot.

Bob's so invested in the "Rule of Cool" TVTrope that it overrides everything except lesbicans making out.

The only problem with that is that Nerf (tm) Star Wars is obviously less cool than the old Star Wars where light sabers did actual damage.

 

[Positron]

What Craig Jardura said is that he is willing to sit down with Cornel West to discuss white supremacy, but this is out of place in a presidential campaign. Instead West should focus on plans to bring support across party lines. BTW do you think Bobby realize that he just described himself?

Elon Musk would undoubtedly benefit from a sit-down discussion with Cornel West.


BTW, don't forget there is another (((people))) even more oppressed than Blacks.

These (((people))) are the ones peddling "white supremacy" to black people; Cornel West is but their pawn.


So Mason The IT Guy is one of (((them)))

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Nutters continues to try and stick the charge of "treason" on Elon Musk.


Ivy-leaguers practice nepotism. You can't join our exclusive clubs unless you listen to our favorite podcasts and perhaps fuck the podcast hosts.


Thought Slime gives a truly thoughtful reply to our friend Chadjaw Ari, transsexual.




This Rachel Gilmore is a journoroach, so what she says is absolutely trustworthy.


Observe her illustrious career progression, from her Linkedin.

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Stinkface Larson shit.

We fully expect one from Bobby.

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Drew Barrymore went afoul of parasites by making new episodes of her talk show.



What unparalleled generosity!!



Bullshit concerning an overhyped prostitute.




"Art thief". I don't know the context.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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I noticed that the pronoun thing in Starfield has blown up. It went from various Youtubers complaining about the game to Nexus Mods banning mods that removes the choice to have your pronouns not match your gender. Now some of those same youtubers then bringing up the fact that this thing supposedly no one cares about is now getting banned on Nexus mods. So, I decided to look and see what Bob has to say about pronouns. As you might expect, he cares about them a lot.

The only problem with that is that Nerf (tm) Star Wars is obviously less cool than the old Star Wars where light sabers did actual damage.

Bob doesn't get that people are annoyed that every game now has to appeal to a tiny fucking group. Doesn't help the game is shitty and the charecter designs are ass. Morrowind put more thought in, given the hardware limits. It just indicates what their priorities were. Instead of making a true next gen experience, it runs piss poor on beefy PC's, the gameplay is... there, I guess, charecters look like ass, the script and dialog is shallow, and despite saying you NEEDED a SSD, making people spend all this money on SSD's and M.2 drives... it actually runs (albeit like shit) on a conventional HDD.

What I'm getting at is their priorities were clearly skewed to worrying about trannies and representation instead of, you know, making the bloody thing run well.

thief". I don't know the context.

Bob raging against the machine for the millionth time. Bob, white knighting for some VA won't get your dick wet.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Guys Bob's dislike of PC gaming is really simple.

PC: No Mario, much less SUPAH MARIO BROTHAS 3 only some shitty eduteinment games in the early 1990s

Console: All things Mario

Simple as.

Nutters continues to try and stick the charge of "treason" on Elon Musk.

Even if you try and say Musk isn't American but actually South African he owes no loyalty to Ukraine. This is such a insane level of jingoism going on over this. Also "As a career veteran" shut the fuck up zogbot nigger no one who says shit like that is EVER putting out good takes. It is ALWAYS as a prelude to try and shame or manipulate people into supporting some retarded shit.

This Rachel Gilmore is a journoroach, so what she says is absolutely trustworthy.

Do these people realize that life isn't some simplistic narrative where every single situation is always perfectly black and white? Furthermore: Isn't half of the story in Matilda that the school itself is corrupt as all fuck and the Superintedent/Headmistress is a complete harpy cunt and only ONE teacher is good towards Matilda? You could spin the same fucking tale as "schools are run by child hating adults who view kids as mere money bags to be used and abused".

Kinda sounds stupid of the WGA to cancel, would have been better to have the meeting and just repeat the same demands they made before to piss off the executives. Though I don't know what sort of shit these Execs do and how they schedule so maybe canceling was the superior annoyance method.