Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[CharlesBarkley]

 

[Flexo]

The people who agree with him have lost the plot.

Now that was a quality dad joke.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Blobby you review films and not just new ones but old ones too.

During the Pandemic people were stuck at home and needed entertainment and now during this strike you have no writers or actors so you could be producing as much as you want. The fact that both of these events have hurt your bottom line just points to how awful of a businessman you truly are no wonder you live in your mom's basement.

 

[Positron]

Fatass is too busy sperging to see that Thousand Year Door is getting remastered.

To be fair Nintendo puts out so many "remasters" that it is impossible to care.


Peach gains a girl-sword! Sweet dreams Bobby!




"Bobby, are you ready for a creampie?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

BTW shouldn't the evil alter-ego of Peach be named "beach"?

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The Iceman Cometh, and he wants to play a game.

The trailer looks like a Future Sound Of London video.

As for that cheap, lying hooker, why not just say Aquaman's wife died off-screen for the extra pathos of a single career dad?

"You can simply pay us off!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!"

The only way to reward the nepo-parasites fairly is to give them the slip.

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Auto workers might have a strike soon.


Jimmy Dore takes bribes!!! $5000 of it!!!!!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Auto workers might have a strike soon.

As a savvy investor, I don't mind a strike. Ford's share price will drop and I can pick it up cheaply.

"You can simply pay us off!!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!"

The only way to reward the nepo-parasites fairly is to give them the slip.

How about this: fire the writers and actors, and hire AI programmers and CGI artists to make AI-generated stuff. The CEOs cut headcount and reduce costs, and the customers get new products to consoom. Everyone who matters is happy. And isn't that what it's all about, Robert? Helping the people who matter?

 

[Koby_Fish]

There is no article attached. And I don't know who "The Calvin Coolidge Project", who pays for Twitter, is.

I think Bob's referencing this forest which is well-known as a suicide hotspot in Japan. Problem is, there's nothing about this location that forces anyone to commit seppuku. It's just a place that people who want to hit alt-Q-Q on life pick for cultural purposes. Simply being there does not make you suicidal. So in other words, Bob is just a retard and his "joke" (for that is surely what it is, Friendo!) doesn't land because his smooth brain can't comprehend the nuances of what the Suicide Forest is all about.

Bob One Piece live action was great, it gave the fans what they wanted, so showing Netflix's stock price really isn't a own. You're just mad they mostly stuck to Canon.

Bob is literally anti-Canon (except when it comes to "Mario is from BROOKLYN, Friendo!")

Auto workers might have a strike soon.

this is your daily reminder that Jim "Mad Money" Cramer is a leftist nutcase (D) -voting exceptional individual.

Sorta like Bob, who is the Lard of Lynn, Bobby the Smoothbrain Henan Chipman, Last of his Line, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Masshole Mussolini, Pol Potbelly, the exceptional crayon-eating, blue curtain analyzing "expert".

 

[WelperHelper99]

is literally anti-Canon (except when it comes to "Mario is from BROOKLYN, Friendo!")

It never ceases to amaze how little he cares for the franchises he watches. He IS the Consoomer meme incarnate.

this is your daily reminder that Jim "Mad Money" Cramer is a leftist nutcase (D) -voting exceptional individual.

Sorta like Bob, who is the Lard of Lynn, Bobby the Smoothbrain Henan Chipman, Last of his Line, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Masshole Mussolini, Pol Potbelly, the exceptional crayon-eating, blue curtain analyzing "expert".

I actually can't disagree fully with a auto strike. They're trying not only to destroy cars, but offshore them to shitholes to be poorly built. I have much to say about my 03 Chevy Malibu. The jackass kid before me fucked the electrical systems to kingdom come with his mods. BUT... mechanically, the thing is solid as a rock. Why? Built in America bitch.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Didn't Solo flop and now they are trying with a side character ? Consume the slop Bob

 

[Mr Processor]

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Didn't Solo flop and now they are trying with a side character ? Consume the slop Bob

There's no guarantee this will actually come out. They keep randomly saying they are going to do Star Wars movies, but I don't know how many will come to fruition. I put this in the "Daisy Ridley returns as Ray Skywalker to rebuild the Jedi Order box" and before long, "The Rian Johnson Star Wars Trilogy Box." I'll believe it when it's in theaters.

 

[OutInTheRain]

There's no guarantee this will actually come out. They keep randomly saying they are going to do Star Wars movies, but I don't know how many will come to fruition. I put this in the "Daisy Ridley returns as Ray Skywalker to rebuild the Jedi Order box" and before long, "The Rian Johnson Star Wars Trilogy Box." I'll believe it when it's in theaters.

I think they can announce as many movies as they want. However actually making them requires more sign off. I doubt this or anything else Star Wars will get any traction with investors. I don't see people chomping at the bit to blow 200 million on another bad film.

 

[King Dead]

There's no guarantee this will actually come out. They keep randomly saying they are going to do Star Wars movies, but I don't know how many will come to fruition. I put this in the "Daisy Ridley returns as Ray Skywalker to rebuild the Jedi Order box" and before long, "The Rian Johnson Star Wars Trilogy Box." I'll believe it when it's in theaters.

Someone discussed this in the Star Wars thread at some point, but the fact of the matter is that it costs the studios practically nothing to just go ahead and announce whatever the fuck they want to. They'll hire a writer to do a treatment or something, but they don't commit anything more than the bare minimum. Keeping up appearances of having a bunch of projects in the works makes them look more appealing to shareholders and keeps stock prices high. Then if something doesn't pan out, they'll just quietly cancel it and pretend it never even happened.

Star Wars is kind of laughable at this point when it comes to canceled projects. Rian's trilogy has been stillborn for years now, Patty Jenkins's Rogue Squadron movie got shitcanned, and I doubt the MaRey Sue sequel is going to fare any better. It's just a bunch of middling TV shows now, and even some of those are probably going to get canceled; that High Republic show The Acolyte is likely first on the chopping block considering the anemic book sales. As always, until you see a trailer, assume it isn't happening.

 

[Mr Processor]

I feel like Parents isn't a Bob movie (I feel the same way about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre). I guess he's republishing his 2018 review for some reason. Bob I usually associate with goofy movies it's easy to have dumb consumer takes about.

 

[Mola Ram]

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I feel like Parents isn't a Bob movie (I feel the same way about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre). I guess he's republishing his 2018 review for some reason. Bob I usually associate with goofy movies it's easy to have dumb consumer takes about.

Out of sheer masochism I decided to watch and the opening seconds of the video confronted me with this:



Look past Bob's typically broken syntax (if you can) and you'll see he's trying to shield himself against criticism from woke inquisitors because this was filmed so many years ago.

That would be five years ago.

No wonder he thinks he can pretend away the heinous shit he drools on a daily basis by claiming to be a different person who's learned so very much. It might even be plausible if Bob weren't so clearly incapable of learning anything.

 

[Mr Processor]

Out of sheer masochism I decided to watch and the opening seconds of the video confronted me with this:

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Look past Bob's typically broken syntax (if you can) and you'll see he's trying to shield himself against criticism from woke inquisitors because this was filmed so many years ago.

That would be five years ago.

No wonder he thinks he can pretend away the heinous shit he drools on a daily basis by claiming to be a different person who's learned so very much. It might even be plausible if Bob weren't so clearly incapable of learning anything.

The thing about Bob is the only way he ever grows are in negative ways, like increasing the number of people (famous or otherwise) that he hates. So, in general the Rule of Bob is that the Bob of Today is the worst Bob we've ever had. Well, at least until the even more monstrous Bob of Tomorrow shows up. <shudder>

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The thing about Bob is the only way he ever grows are in negative ways, like increasing the number of people (famous or otherwise) that he hates. So, in general the Rule of Bob is that the Bob of Today is the worst Bob we've ever had. Well, at least until the even more monstrous Bob of Tomorrow shows up. <shudder>

Soon he'll be nothing but a ball of fat, hate, and diabetes, sustained only by the desire to live long enough to see everyone he wishes to die and suffer for daring to question the Bob and not trust him blindly.

You know, he was always going on about how he wanted that superior future not just for himself but for future generations as well so they could have a better world than we do. It's why he's so upset about stuff like Terminator that implies said tech might be bad for us. But I can totally see, when he inevitably gets his death sentence be it from cancer or from something caused by his sedentary lifestyle, that he'll change tactics and demand a nuclear holocaust to punish humanity for spending money on the mayoghouls instead of building him his robot body.

 

[Positron]

Archive of Parents review.

These people can always get back to work, be it walking dogs or sucking cocks.


Who?

End the strike for the sake of LGBTQ representation!!! The "officials" mentioned in the heading are from GLADD.


Drew Barrymore:




Dead troon's mom wants attention and has just had an interview with the BBC, aired on 15 Sept.


Trannsexuals are jealous that Lauren Boebert allegedly did something naughty with her husband.

 

[blablabla]

why is this worthless sack of shit simping for the legit ukro nazi tranny?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Archive of Parents review.

"You should be seeing this intro at the START of classic Schloctober"
Then why is it at the END, Bob? Fuck, can't you do ANYTHING right?

Who?

Couldn't POSSIBLY be the result of voting (D) for everything in California, and stupid tax hikes and fiscal policy, no, never!

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

Out of sheer masochism I decided to watch and the opening seconds of the video confronted me with this:

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Look past Bob's typically broken syntax (if you can) and you'll see he's trying to shield himself against criticism from woke inquisitors because this was filmed so many years ago.

That would be five years ago.

No wonder he thinks he can pretend away the heinous shit he drools on a daily basis by claiming to be a different person who's learned so very much. It might even be plausible if Bob weren't so clearly incapable of learning anything.

He thinks his current opinions won't get him crucified in a few years when they're not progressive enough anymore.

 

[Mola Ram]

He thinks his current opinions won't get him crucified in a few years when they're not progressive enough anymore.

I suffered through that entire video, and I'm now convinced the reason he put that disclaimer up was to make it look like he's More Progressive Than Thou, and is very aware that old material must always be scrutinized with Current Year eyes, because every take and joke is so anodyne and unremarkable that such a disclaimer is otherwise entirely pointless.