Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Johan Schmidt]

LFJ, because he is a mentally ill faggot, would legitimately beat the fuck out of bobert in a spastic rage at the drop of a hat.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I volunteer Liz Fong-Jones. He's vile enough that Bob deserves him.

LFJ can just "consent accidcent" Bob and Lesser Brother and then destroy their livelihoods after to cover it up. And neither of them could complain because they are at the very bottom of the oppression stack.

 

[Mr Processor]

Meanwhile Lesser Brother is hitting up that Kay troon again.

He specified Hellraiser (2022)? It's because the main actor is a troon, isn't it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Indeed, LFJ is a transbian (self-identified) so the closest “she” would get to Bob is a picture in his coom folder

exactly.

He specified Hellraiser (2022)? It's because the main actor is a troon, isn't it.

At this point I'm not sure if Lesser Bro is just a hapless, hopeless virtue-signaller who wants to appear More Accepting Than Thou, or really has a troon fetish hardcore.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I volunteer Liz Fong-Jones. He's vile enough that Bob deserves him.

A tranny is constantly told how special and amazing they are all the time, so I doubt any of them would have the low self-esteem required to give Film Robert the time of day. We need to find him a chick from My 600 Pound Life, but the fat acceptance movement might also harm him in that area.

At this point I'm not sure if Lesser Bro is just a hapless, hopeless virtue-signaller who wants to appear More Accepting Than Thou, or really has a troon fetish hardcore.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's just trying to make friends so he can get more patreon donations. And shame on Bob for not giving him a Blue Sky account, unless Bob is so shitty they won't give him invite codes.

 

[Mr Processor]

He really is a piece of shit.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob pretends to be sad and peace making because Matt Christman, one of the big wig commies behind Chapo Trap House, suffered a severe stroke.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1705862858494337302

I imagine that he locked down his tweet so the same group of retards he's been courting and cultivating for year don't all start screaming "Nah fuck that guy". Reminder that Bob has no love for Chapo because they make more money than him, are not as ideologically pure as he wants them to be, and have publicly made fun of him on their podcast and in one of their books.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1245759948539211782

Whatever tweet he linked is gone. It might have been the one talking about his first can toppling

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/280918564460953600

This is all that remains regarding cans from that day

Spoiler: cans

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/280911476183670784

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/280912724786044928

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/280919381431701504

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/280920128621793280

We've probably already talked this to death in the other thread but if you look at his picture every single remaining can has all been arranged the same and all have the same exact pattern. There is seven rows of 12 cans and they're all Pabst. That's 84 cans of beer that he decided to photograph. If the total was 282 then that does mean we're not seeing 70% of the cans meaning that 198 cans of alleged seltzer water are still laying on the floor.

In looking for the can tweet I found this one from about half a year later and was amused.

The only other tweet about cans falling is a tweet of him complaining that a wind gust hit his house, and by house I mean his basement apartment, so hard that it knocked over his 100 cans is from 2017.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/938269650235912192

 

[Mola Ram]

I imagine that he locked down his tweet so the same group of retards he's been courting and cultivating for year don't all start screaming "Nah fuck that guy". Reminder that Bob has no love for Chapo because they make more money than him, are not as ideologically pure as he wants them to be, and have publicly made fun of him on their podcast and in one of their books.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1245759948539211782

Any grown man who complains about "cyberbullying" is a faggot.

The only other tweet about cans falling is a tweet of him complaining that a wind gust hit his house, and by house I mean his basement apartment, so hard that it knocked over his 100 cans is from 2017.

And also, apparently, an unrepentant drunk. But I think we all knew that by now.

 

[Positron]

Bobby gets a reply from Peter Coffin <3 <3


Bobby blames all the bad press about him on a single review he did in 2015.



So is this the bad review from 2015 or is this the "new material" he supposedly never stopped doing?

And how about this?

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Biden is going to put on a show for Bobby's entertainment.



Bobby likes to have his mind controlled anyway, because thinking for oneself is too much effort.



Bobby repeats his fantasy that Florida be sold to The Rat.

You can more easily find "meth gators" in NYC or LA.

Speaking of NYC, Bobby is underwhelmed by the security robots newly deployed by NYPD.

"We must use every available method to keep New Yorkers safe". Have you tried getting rid of all niggers?

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Teacher complains that today's non-disabled 7th-graders cannot write in complete sentences. She finds that their condition are worse than what she saw before in certified language-impaired 5th-graders.

Bobby, America has poured God knows how much money on non-superstitionist education, and people are right to demand results. We Christofascists are willing to shut up if you can show us classes of little Einsteins. And before anyone blame covid: many parts of the world had school shutdowns, but nowhere else do we see the disastrous effects on academic aptitude that we see in America.

But who needs to write in complete sentences in this day and age? The important thing is to let children live their authentic genders!!

Did teachers 30 years ago taught "Jo" to wear binders or told her that if she didn't have her breasts cut off she would die?


The big deal is that some of the wrappings cannot be easily peeled off. What that has to do with The Matrix is beyond me.

Oh BTW, if anyone knows what Marxist classes have to do with Star Wars magic, I'm eager to listen.

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Who needs democracy if you are on The Right Side Of History?

Yanks, you will be surprised where your hard-earned tax money goes. The image on the right depicts what is apparently one of the "artworks" created by the woman on the left. Zelensky, with his unstoppable cash flow, seems to fancy himself the next Charles Saatchi, destined to bring the world the next Damien Hirst or Tracey Emin.

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It was also a huge flop.

Disgusting prostitute was triggered by cologne.

Amber Heard is a prostitute; she has smelled way worse, not least of all her own wart-infested cunt.

Get ready for the next round of sadomasochism?


Jimmy Carr puts his audience through a routine that include, "Having sex is like riding a bike -- my uncle taught me when I was a kid". I don't think he is funny but judge for yourselves.

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WGA




Caution: before you play at one of those whole-body scan kiosks, be aware of what the data, your data, will be used for.

The video does not show us the scan's output.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby gets a reply from Peter Coffin <3 <3

Even with the fallout from the Change the Channel campaign and Nostalgia Critic's general lessening of quality over the years, Doug Walker is still remembered fondly and he will be remembered fondly. Bob will be remembered for being a public buffoon who picked fights with anyone, lost almost all of them, and got dressed down by Doug's sloppy seconds

 

[General Emílio Médici]

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He really is a piece of shit.

You heard of Schrodinger's Cat, we now have Chipman's Pandemic: Both just a few months where you couldn't eat dinner in the restaurant and had to wear a mastk for a little bit so it wasn't anything serious, and 2 and a half years of complete near apocalyptic plague where we couldn't even risk watching our beloved capeshit which hurt the studios so much and which lasted so long because MAGAnaiseghoulen kept going.

Teacher complains that today's non-disabled 7th-graders cannot write in complete sentences. She finds that their condition are worse than what she saw before in certified language-impaired 5th-graders.

Bobby, America has poured God knows how much money on non-superstitionist education, and people are right to demand results. We Christofascists are willing to shut up if you can show us classes of little Einsteins. And before anyone blame covid: many parts of the world had school shutdowns, but nowhere else do we see the disastrous effects on academic aptitude that we see in America.

You took kids out of school for 2 years on complete and total made up "science" and now cannot handle the reality you fucked up. Very on brand for Bobby.

But who needs to write in complete sentences in this day and age? The important thing is to let children live their authentic genders!!

Did teachers 30 years ago taught "Jo" to wear binders or told her that if she didn't have her breasts cut off she would die?

It's really telling how the NPCs cannot make connections between related issues unless you hold their hands and explain it directly. They can't comprehend why it would be a issue that kids can't read and write white the schools worry about gender nonsense.

Who needs democracy if you are on The Right Side Of History?

Bob is a huge Believer as always.

Bobby hears "satanist" and shuts his brain off, not caring to hear about pedo ties and corruption.

Jimmy Carr puts his audience through a routine that include, "Having sex is like riding a bike -- my uncle taught me when I was a kid". I don't think he is funny but judge for yourselves.

Rare Bob W tbh. Fucking faggot anglo thinking he is hot shit for making "edgy" jokes americans makde of themselves all the time. I suggest we send Sam Hyde to London and have him poke fun at British Police hiding grooming gangs and their collapsing demographics being replaced by brow serfs who the ruling classes of Perfidious Albion have deemed to be a better way to make the red line go up. See how they like it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Yanks, you will be surprised where your hard-earned tax money goes. The image on the right depicts what is apparently one of the "artworks" created by the woman on the left. Zelensky, with his unstoppable cash flow, seems to fancy himself the next Charles Saatchi, destined to bring the world the next Damien Hirst or Tracey Emin.

I'm not surprised where my tax dollars go. Only disappointed.

And Robert, you don't need to be religious to get why Satanism is a red flag. When someone willingly worships what billions of people consider to be the ultimate evil, you ought to wonder what else they're up to.

Also, someone who lives in his mother's basement shouldn't talk smack about others.

Jimmy Carr puts his audience through a routine that include, "Having sex is like riding a bike -- my uncle taught me when I was a kid". I don't think he is funny but judge for yourselves.

This routine is neither dark nor edgy. The Babylon Bee makes edgier jokes than this.

Case in point. If you want to be edgy, find a topic you're not allowed to poke fun at, and mock it for all it's worth.

Oh BTW, if anyone knows what Marxist classes have to do with Star Wars magic, I'm eager to listen.

Bob is saying, "Every time I think about quitting nerd culture because I hate arguing about how The Force works, I remember that I'm such a belligerent cunt my only alternative is to argue with tankies on Twitter."

And fuck you and 5e, James. Back in my day, plate armor gave us AC 3, and we were thankful for it.

Bobby repeats his fantasy that Florida be sold to The Rat.

You can more easily find "meth gators" in NYC or LA.

I'm all for sticking Robert in a zoo.

"And here we have the average Twitter user: an impotent, hateful, diabetic turd of a man."

And how about this?

A man who looks like a literal goblin has no standing to determine personhood:

 

[Mr Processor]

Yanks, you will be surprised where your hard-earned tax money goes. The image on the right depicts what is apparently one of the "artworks" created by the woman on the left. Zelensky, with his unstoppable cash flow, seems to fancy himself the next Charles Saatchi, destined to bring the world the next Damien Hirst or Tracey Emin.

Well, two things:
1. I have no doubt evil witch lady in the first image thinks she is an actual evil witch lady with actual evil powers. Wouldn't that make her a believer? Does Bob only have a problem with believers who believe in Jesus, but is ok with those who worship Satan? Rhetorical, as I already know the answer.

2. I agree that the Babylon Bee joke, in this case, isn't funny. They've already reinstated the scary looking troon to go back to being Axis "Sally." The reason the joke doesn't land is because the man in the dress that Ukraine has as their propaganda spokesperson is possibly worse than if it was actually Dylan Mulvaney. However, I'm confused as to what this has to do with Russians. Does Bob think the Babylon Bee is run by Russians?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yanks, you will be surprised where your hard-earned tax money goes. The image on the right depicts what is apparently one of the "artworks" created by the woman on the left. Zelensky, with his unstoppable cash flow, seems to fancy himself the next Charles Saatchi, destined to bring the world the next Damien Hirst or Tracey Emin.

"They dare invoke their fairy tale g-d and it's boogeyman to describe the woman who bantered and dealt with pedophiles and human traffickers? Today I will remind them that they are nothing but a spectacle of evolutionary error and they shall know their place!"

A full day later and this is the extent of interaction he's gotten with his heavy fedora tipping.

 

[Deogracias]

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"They dare invoke their fairy tale g-d and it's boogeyman to describe the woman who bantered and dealt with pedophiles and human traffickers? Today I will remind them that they are nothing but a spectacle of evolutionary error and they shall know their place!"

A full day later and this is the extent of interaction he's gotten with his heavy fedora tipping.
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I will never understand how Bob doesn't understand how his constant, Darwinian-style demonization of everyone to the right of him is just as Nazi-like as the actual National Socialist Party of yestercentury. He's either that damn stupid, that much in denial, the world champion of double-think, or any or all of the above. Every time I read posts like that from him, I'm immensely thankful he's just some nobody and not someone with actual political power. He would deny it, but you know he would want to go full Auschwitz on those "damn dirty conservatives" if he thought he could get away with it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He would deny it

He would not. He would tiptoe around it and be coy about it, but he would never deny it. Aside from Princess Peach and lesbians, gassing the obsoletes is probably the one thought that gets him hard these days.

 

[OutInTheRain]

I will never understand how Bob doesn't understand how his constant, Darwinian-style demonization of everyone to the right of him is just as Nazi-like as the actual National Socialist Party of yestercentury. He's either that damn stupid, that much in denial, the world champion of double-think, or any or all of the above.

MovieBob is motivated by revenge and the need to feel superior to someone. He wants to be an intellectual taste maker, but in all reality he's a failure to launch masshole. He wants to externalize and project his frustrations onto someone and the only acceptable target is people who disagree with the establishment. Blobby also feels that people voting "wrong" has a direct negative impact on his life. All of this is so Bobby doesn't have to face the reality of his life and the mess he has made of it.

Now all of this being said, he has the easiest path to redemption by deleting Twitter and getting a job. However we all know he will never, ever do this. Because that would admit that he is wrong, and in his mind Blobby is a genius who can never be wrong.

 

[blablabla]

Even with the fallout from the Change the Channel campaign and Nostalgia Critic's general lessening of quality over the years, Doug Walker is still remembered fondly and he will be remembered fondly. Bob will be remembered for being a public buffoon who picked fights with anyone, lost almost all of them, and got dressed down by Doug's sloppy seconds

blobbo retardo wont be remembered for shit, dude is a nobody right now

Now all of this being said, he has the easiest path to redemption by killing himself

 

[Mr Processor]

blobbo retardo wont be remembered for shit, dude is a nobody right now

He'll never kill himself in the conventional sense by putting his gun in his mouth or swinging from a rope. However, if his doctor tells him he needs to lay off the beer and the McDonald's shakes, he'll likely ignore him. So, in a way that's kiling himself, but that's really uncontrolled gluttony and drunkeness getting him.

Of course, I honestly expect him to outlive me. I'm older than him, after all.

 

[Koby_Fish]

SOY MILK? This explains MUCH. But why the fuck does he have Greek Style yogurt too? Why not real fucking milk? Soy milk is garbage and probably rotted his brain, too.

The ONLY way to deny air, soil, and sunlight to the MAGAnaiseghoulen is put them in an airless box and let them die. Or they become Schrodinger's MAGA CHUDs. Or just shoot them in the head and rocket them off into space?

what is this strawman bullshit? God/Jesus/"Skydaddy" NEVER said parents should neglect and abuse children. God is pro-corporal punishment, but not rando beatings until the morale improves type bullshit.

A man who looks like a literal goblin has no standing to determine personhood:

eh, he looks halfway in to Uruk-hai, IMO.

A full day later and this is the extent of interaction he's gotten with his heavy fedora tipping.

A lot of "Satanists" are just atheists LARPing as Believers. IDK if this bitch is one of them, but since Bob doesn't believe the Devil exists, he approves because Satanists cause Believers of the MAGAnaiseghoulen type to lose their shit. Anything that annoys the Not-A-Persons is wholly supported by Bob, because of course the Unpersons are the Real Evil .

I will never understand how Bob doesn't understand how his constant, Darwinian-style demonization of everyone to the right of him is just as Nazi-like as the actual National Socialist Party of yestercentury. He's either that damn stupid, that much in denial, the world champion of double-think, or any or all of the above. Every time I read posts like that from him, I'm immensely thankful he's just some nobody and not someone with actual political power. He would deny it, but you know he would want to go full Auschwitz on those "damn dirty conservatives" if he thought he could get away with it.

Bob honestly thinks that if someone else could get rid of the MAGAnaiseghoulen en masse and deny them air, soil, and oxygen in the Wastelands, that it would unencumber society and allow it to progress at a pace Bob desires for the bringing of The Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. No Believers = I Fucking Love Science flourishes without some backwards barrow wight trash (who must be dragged kicking and screaming into Progress ) to slow it down. It's the Red State CHUDs that are standing in the way of his personal rocket/jetpack, Mario-shka Brain in the Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body to Bing Bing Wahoo forever, wheat, rocketships to Mars with Commander Data clones, and Eternal Life that somehow will stretch past the Heat Death of the Universe. For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Pol Potbelly, Masshole Mussolini, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, the crayon-eating, paste-consuming blue curtain analyst.