Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Fired? I don't think so. I don't know how much MatPat is paying, but it's not much if he's living with Ma Chipman. What Movieblob is worried about is being #cancelled and never being able to use Twitter again.
Well, for Bob, he might as well have gotten fired if he gets banned from the bird app
You can easily make a list of nerd things fat ass thinks are "evil" or "made of chuds/Nazis/racist/etc": Anime, 40k, Video Games, Manga, TTRPGs, DC. Are we missing somethin?
He makes the 1980's Christian moms he yells about sound very reasonable rn.
 
Oh, don't say Bobby didn't comment:
*channeling Bob*
*whispers*
"they've always been at war."
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Bob's a retard here. While Filmation was indeed quite progressive for its time, it was certainly not this postmodernist marxist blend of far-left "anti-racist" ideology that is often referred to as "woke". And NO, nobody would be crying "woke" about Filmation anything then, or now.
 
Dude, he's gone after everything else in nerd culture, might as well go after the space crusaders.

Blob, I'm surprised at your restraint. Almost as if you know you saying your true feelings about Isreal would get you fired AGAIN ala screw attack

Bob thinks manga is only sold in paper. Lol. In ALL metrics manga is blowing away comics at their peak. You've gotten old Bobby

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Don't worry Bob, I'm sure that's the only Manga sold on Kindle.

Oh, the Buggy Whip speech from Other People's Money? Yeah, I've seen that recently:
 
Someone called Johnny Kilroy, whom we've met in this thread before, peers into Bobby's soul and snatch out the reason of Bobby's silence. Bobby is still in denial.
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Everyone who potentially follows your channel is your boss, Bobby. And do you really think MatPat will defend you if Twitter decide you are Nazi? Worse, you've chosen to swim with piranhas; one untoward remark and you'll be eaten alive, all 400 pounds of you.
I honestly don't know whether Bob is pretending he doesn't understand the point being made so he can pull a pathetic dunk on the guy (on controversial topics, he won't weigh in until he sees which way the winds are blowing), or if he's actually that retarded. Anyone without autism fully understands what "thought masters" means.
Good ol' "no true Scotsman" rears its ugly head again. If Hamas doesn't represent all Palestinians, why are there global demonstrations from Palestinians in support of their actions? I'm really not seeing a lot of Muslims speaking out against this, and as the left has said repeatedly, if you say nothing, you're secretly supportive. Going by that logic, yes, they do speak for all Palestinians.
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Yes it is a passive-aggressive move on the part of the husband, but I'd like to know what happened that made him passive-aggressive.
A fridge isn't going to hurt a crock pot. Instead of being a cunt and posting about it on Twitter so feminists can get their fifteen minutes of hate in against your husband, why don't you just get over it?

(Anecdotally, my mom will often take the insert of a crock pot out and stick it in the fridge if it's still pretty full, so laziness transcends gender.)
Bobby retweets more Star Wars blue-curtain sperging.
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Who is being defensive? You tell me!
I really don't think labeling anyone who disagrees with the direction you're taking their favorite franchise white supremacists is a good marketing move, but hey, I'm not Disney.
More criticism with Star Wars - Girl Boss Edition. The OP complains that the series lacks a satisfactory dramatic payoff / raison d'etre. Shame that instead of human-speak (e.g. "I don't feel invested enough in the characters to find out their backgrounds; the writing is shitty like that"), he chose to make his point in faggy lanaguge ("It made me feel excluded").
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It's really rich of Bobbo to act like he's so superior to every other fanboy out there when half of his content is pointless speculation about the future of every nerd franchise (though mostly Marvel). Hell, that's basically all he does for MatPat, skim Wikipedia articles for anything tangentially related to Disney's slop and saying that it's definitely coming next. He's specifically the sort of person being "called out" by Raimi, although, not having seen the movie because I dropped MCU garbage years ago, I wouldn't be surprised if it was just him wanting to do a thing he thought was cool instead of denigrating fans like Bob thinks.

This will come as a shocker to Bob, but most people are not driven purely by spite.
Professional grudge wanker thinks there is not enough grudge wanking in Oppenheimer.
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No one ever called Spike Lee "one of the greatest filmmakers of all time" except niggers and their cattle.
It's not the first time I've heard this criticism (pretty sure there were some articles posted in A&N that had the same take), but that wasn't the point of the movie. It was called Oppenheimer, not The Manhattan Project or A Graphic Portrayal of the Nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki or whatever. The focus was primarily on the man himself and his struggles, then secondarily on the development and completion of the first atomic bomb, because that's the story that Nolan wanted to tell. There's plenty of media on the actual bombings and their aftermath that you can seek out and watch instead.

I think the way Nolan handled Oppenheimer's personal reaction to the bomb was better than a hypothetical scene showing the devastation after the blasts and irradiated Japanese dying. If you haven't seen it, as he was giving a speech congratulating those who worked on the project, he started to imagine them burning to death in nuclear fire, walking past their charred bodies as he left the auditorium. It showed his understanding that what he had helped to create could easily hurt his colleagues, his family, and anyone else he knew, which fueled his attempts after the fact to prevent nuclear proliferation. He wouldn't have had the same attachment to viewing images of those who died in Japan, even if he would have known they were also human beings that were injured or killed. It's visual storytelling that works very well, in my opinion.

So yes, Spike Lee's entitled to his opinion, but I'm also entitled to my own that he didn't get it.
I knew that Bob was out of touch, but this is a huge gap between fantasy and reality.
He's so damn insistent on being right all the time that he'll concoct any excuse to justify his correctness. "Pssh, nobody's buying physical comics anymore, who cares if manga's outselling it? :smug:" he'll say, refusing to acknowledge that there's a whole world of digital media that manga is also dominating.

He also apparently doesn't understand that the death of capeshit comic books would also mean a slow death of his precious MCU as well. They're rapidly running out of popular storylines to rape adapt, and nothing that's been produced in years (perhaps decades) is anywhere near as good. Just as we saw with Game of Thrones, when Hollywood hack fraud writers run out of better material to use and have to start coming up with their own garbage, the quality takes a massive nosedive. Granted, I applaud this and hope it happens sooner because I want this dumb trend to finally die off already, but Bob won't like it.
 
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He also apparently doesn't understand that the death of capeshit comic books would also mean a slow death of his precious MCU as well. They're rapidly running out of popular storylines to rape adapt, and nothing that's been produced in years (perhaps decades) is anywhere near as good. Just as we saw with Game of Thrones, when Hollywood hack fraud writers run out of better material to use and have to start coming up with their own garbage, the quality takes a massive nosedive. Granted, I applaud this and hope it happens sooner because I want this dumb trend to finally die off already, but Bob won't like it.
Bob thinks they can and will return to the well of previously published comics for ideas, and failing that, they can just recycle from prior MCU movies. Because he is Bob the Blue Curtain Builder.
 
He also apparently doesn't understand that the death of capeshit comic books would also mean a slow death of his precious MCU as well. They're rapidly running out of popular storylines to rape adapt, and nothing that's been produced in years (perhaps decades) is anywhere near as good. Just as we saw with Game of Thrones, when Hollywood hack fraud writers run out of better material to use and have to start coming up with their own garbage, the quality takes a massive nosedive. Granted, I applaud this and hope it happens sooner because I want this dumb trend to finally die off already, but Bob won't like it.
They'll just do what they did with She-Hulk and hire people who have no idea what the original comic was except for the basic premise and rewrite it into whatever they want it to be.

I decided to try and 'catch up' on the MCU since I'm watching it in release order and am about a year behind. I saw Guardians 3 but that works as its own thing. Wondering how much I had to go, I looked into how many projects were released this year and was surprised at how little it was. Three movies when The Marvels comes out, and maybe only two show seasons, Secret Invasion and Loki. I say maybe because apparently What If? season two is happening late December but nothing has been confirmed. Echo has been pushed back to next year, and with the strike on, nothing is getting made or re-shot.

Bob must be pissed. Thanks to Covid, the MCU had four movies and five shows in 2021, and then 3 movies, 3 shows and two specials, one by his majesty James Gunn, in 2022. Now the output is going down and the Chuds who dared criticize the quality of his precious MCU are being proven to be right. But, he'll probably just blame "the plague" and other shit rather than admit that he was wrong.
 
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How's that for a re-entrance after being absent for five months? (Friggin network connections...)




Positron: Bobby Believes [Bob] should earn more, *substantially more*.

@RaiseUpTheSouth: Waffle House workers in Atlanta, GA, deliver a series of demands [...] calling for 24/7 security...
Fine by be.

@RaiseUpTheSouth: ...and $25/hr min wage for all workers.
They're now demanding a check for their inevitable severance pay.

@GhostFreeOr1056: The world is too entitled if we [are] paying people $25 to cook a waffle.
Correct. My mother cooked waffles for free, and the smile on me and my brother's face was all the payment she ever asked for.

@KiannasWay: Everyone deserve a livable wage and food industry is hard work. $25 x 40 hrs a week is only 1k? Before taxes.

@GhostFreeOr1056: And you think the person who flips your waffles deserves 4k month?

Moviebob: Yes.
Moviebob, the great Thinker™, is obviously oblivious to the effects of minimum-wage hikes. Here in California, where fast-food minimum wage rates are set to spike from about $15/hr to $20/hr come April, it's gotten to the point where a the cost of a Big Mac with fries and a Coke sits around $10.00. I wouldn't be surprised if it costs less for a family of four to eat more affordably at a casual-dining joint like Chili's or Applebee's than it is to eat at Mickey D's. Also, if restaurant owners see it less expensive to adopt automated cooks than it is to hire ten or twenty employees, those workers clamoring for $20 an hour are likely going to be out of jobs within months.

That, and how, exactly, does plugging in a waffle iron, pouring in batter, and waiting five minutes warrants $25 an hour?

Positron: Given [Moviebob] is not earning $k a month, Bobby should really learn to flip waffles.

Wait... does anyone actually flip waffles? I thought they were cooked on both sides at once...

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Positron: When disasters happen, the vultures take their picks.

New York Representative Alexandria Occasional-Cortex: [blah blah blah]
Speaking of buzzards...

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Positron: Someone gets it: "intersectionality" is just a weaponization of conflict politics by the capitalist class, the target of Marxist conflict politics.

@HankleyLeone: leftists who describe other leftists they disagree with as "wreckers" are in fact wreckers.

@DoNoFaceMD: ...fragmenting the working class with frivolous division-making isn't wrecker behavior... but correctly identifying it as such is?

Wreckerbob: Human psychology isn't math...
Remember when Moviebob admitted not being able to math? We now get to see Moviebob's inability to psychology.

Wreckerbob: ...where you add one new number and a whole equation HAS to change.
And if that number's a zero in an addition problem?

Wreckerbob: People have the option to respond to intersectionality by NOT being bigoted and evolving instead...
Which, as we've seen literally thousands of times, Moviebob is the former and refuses to do the latter.

Wreckerbob: ...and if they choose NOT to evolve (or prove morally/intellectually incapable of that evolution)...
Moral intelligence is a topic Moviebob literally knows nothing about, given Bob's complete lack of morals and intelligence.

Wreckerbob: ...it simply means they aren't the kind of people you want around when you're organizing something [...] Natural Selection wins again.
That was the shot. Here is the chaser:

Wreckerbob: This is why I don't do philosophy...
Despite spouting off on philosophy at every possibly opportunity, as Bob's 300K+ feed can attest to.

Wreckerbob: It's [...] all semantic arguments about whether or not you can [...] be "internally bleeding" instead of doing anything about the injury.
Depending on who has the injury, Moviebob will either slowly peel it open or aggressively tear it open.

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@Esqueer_: [Libs of Tiktok's] Chaya Raichik is a terrorist.
Retweeted by bioterrorism advocate Moviebob (search for "cough Greg Abbott" and dlook for something dated March 3rd, 2021; I'll wait...).

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Positron: The Quartering laments how he cannot find someone to collaborate with.

Moviebob: Stupid is a choice. You can LEARN.
Again, Moviebob is the latter with no desire to do the former.

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Positron: Imagine how a piece of steaming turd stinks in the sun.
I can only imagine how awful the foster is whenever Moviebob visits the beach. Probably nastier than a decomposing whale.




Positron: Bobby wants an [sic] regime change in Ukraine, and presumably America is next in line.

Nazibob: ...I'm anti-war but not "anti-doing-a-thing". [...] there are less expensive (money AND lives!) ways to do reign change; [...] you're not supposed to be for one without the other. [...] No, I don't care what Russia thinks about running itself. I don't even think more o my OWN country...
Bob's native Dumbfuckistan, I presume...

Nazibob: ...is capable of deciding who should govern anything--have you seen the Republicans over the last decade?
Hey, Bob, have you seen any of the Democrats that have been in office over the past decade, or is your tongue jammed so far up AOC's lady parts that you can't see anything happening outside of Alexandria's navel?

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Positron: J. D. Vance sees through the charade.

Ohio Senator J.D. Vance: A lot of the anti-Russia obsession on the left has nothing to do with Ukraine. It's a revenge fantasy over 2016. They blame Russia for Donald Trump's election and they'll bleed Ukraine dry for payback.
No lies or falsehoods detected.

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Positron: The old religion vs "spirituality" debate.

Moviebob: Spirituality is spirituality. Religion is a business.
To which religion does Bob most closely adhere? Gunnism? Mickey-anity? Mario-farianism?

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Positron: "High-heel cowboy boots".

@mrsbriggle: As a mom raising a trans teen, I have some pretty strong feelings about a [...] fascist wearing high heel cowboy boots...
There's a reason why cowboy boots have elevated heels: They're used by equestrians to secure their feet within the stirrups mounted on their horses. Once again, Moviebob only endorses the brightest and the best [eyeroll]

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Positron: American farmers are genociding feral hogs with automatic weapons, ergo they, the farmers, cannot be suffering.

@Troviary: Shocking video shows 3 farmers shaming [sic] their Laster AR-15 on hogs to protect their plantation from being eaten.
Being farmers, I'm pretty sure they just scored themselves plenty of good eatin' for the upcoming winter.

Moviebob: ...there are cheaper/less brutal ways to do animal control [...] this is a perfect illustration of what a bullshit MYTH the "suffering American farmer" is.
And this is a perfect illustration of what a bullshit MYTH Moviebob's political views are.

Moviebob: This is a video of rich psycho jerkoffs with expensive, impractical murder toys they can't use on people *yet*.
You wanna invade their territory, Bob? If they were to use that murder toys on a pig like you, they'd be regarded as heroes.




Positron: Illinois governor feels the grief of the residents of Martha's Vineyard, as busloads of diversity head for Chicago.

Glenn Greenwald: Absolutely amazing how quickly Democratic governors and mayors went from "The Statue of Liberty weeps at those who want to limit immigrations--this is not who we are" to "Biden must do more to stop immigrants immediately!" As soon as it was their towns and state [sic] affected.
Yep. And I can guess how many of those immigrants Moviebob is willing to accommodate.

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@Solidarity_Star: Should the United States continue to send weapons to Ukraine?

Moviebob: Yes. Our motives for involvement [...] doesn't make it a good idea for Russia to invade/destroy its neighbor.
Hey, Bobbo? You remember how many times Russia invaded neighboring countries using Trump's tenure? Here's a hint: That number is exactly equal to the total number of immigrants you've decided to accommodate in your "basement apartment" since 2000.

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Positron: Stupid women. Let a Thinker man tell you why you are stupid.

Abby Libby, podcaster: Conservative women have been fighting feminism, fighting abortion, and fighting for traditional values for years...

Moviebob: Sounds like it was a really stupid idea to do those...
>> Misogynistbob has entered the chat.
>> Eugenicsbob has entered the chat.
>> Fascistbob has entered the chat.

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Positon: "Jerkoff PayPal Mafia too".

Glenn Greenwald: Deliberately activating a fire alarm without a fire is a crime in every jurisdiction. But what would happen to an ordinary citizen who did it with the specific intent to delay and obstruct an official proceeding of Congress?

@FluorescentGrey: Glenn Greenwald has become such a generic norm jerk off PayPal mafia tool that he might as well take Sean Hannity's slot on Fox News...
Once again, Moviebob kneels at the foot of the Democrat Diocese.




Positron: Bobby thinks the Algorithm was unfair to him

Moviebob: So... thought it was a good idea to launch the first [redacted] on October 1st this year [...] YouTube algorithm kinda seems to have buried it.
GOOD! This may be the rare example of the Algorithm benefitting mankind.




Positron: Glenn Greenwald theorized that the ousting of McCarthy is symbolic of a force in Washington that is eager to destroy the uneasy status quo of bipartisan consensus.

@HLMillerMan: ...the DNC abandoned the working class decades ago [...] Deg voters are now mostly the elite/professional class. Dems like the status quo.

Moviebob: "Elite/professional classes" here meaning "[...] just jobs that I don't respect, usually for arbitrary or aesthetic reasons."
Remember, folks: Moviebob considers an overpaid Starbucks barista essential to life, whereas Bob concurrently considers those who plant the coffee, grow the coffee, harvest the coffee, sort the coffee, and transport the coffee as disposable.

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Positron: Peter Coffin reads books; Bobby doesn't.
Unless said books have pictures in them.




Positron: Don't forget Bobby is a mad-skills survivalist; [it] is adept at fighting bears as outsmarting knife-wielding baboons.
Moviebob would be dead before hitting the ground.

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Moviebob: Some people will never understand that there's a difference between BEING sincere and ACTING sincere--or that you have to be goto at both things.
Moviebob is BEING sincere whenever discussing nuking the Midwest; Moviebob is merely ACTING sincere whenever responding to anyone with "I'm so sorry [for your loss]".




Moviebob: Lousy editing, opinion-as-fact...
For those who've just joined in on tonight's game of Moviebob Bingo, mark down "Self-Descriptive Statement" if it's on your card.

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Positron: Bobby has totally learned the Chinese language.
You mean Baizuobob?

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Positron: Bobby wishes [it] could love child rapists more.
But Moviebob will never love child rapists as much as Bob loves James Gunn.




@SakiSanobashi88: Wow Bob a major political conflict is happening and you have been next to silent about it which is weird since you make everything about politics. So do you support the apartheid state of Israel or are you going to support the revolt against Jewish supremacy?
I'm not sure I even know the answer to that question. Which side is going to more likely going to stuff Moviebob's ego into a spaceship that's at least two sizes too small?

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Positron: Someone called Johnny Kilroy, whom we've met in this thread before, peers into Bobby's soul and snatch out the reason of Bobby's silence. Bobby is still in denial.

Moviebob: I'm gonna just PASS on sharing any opinion about "Wars in The Fucking Mideast" at the moment...

@JohnnyKilroy423: Bob [...] The only reason you're choosing to remain silent is because you aren't sure which side your thought masters are siding with yet.
BOOM!

@JohnnyKilroy423: Team blue is torn these days wen it comes to Israel and Palestine. [...] I can't imagine why you'd want to weigh in, considering you've never been shy to weigh in on *anything*.
DOUBLE BOOM!

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@FrankConniff: Thank God Joe Biden is President and not Donald Trump.
Which god would that be that Conniff is thanking? Mars? Preres? Shiva? Apophis? Lucifer?

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@DylanBurns1776: Ukrainians shouldn't kill Russian civilians at random?

Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders: There is no justification for this violence, and innocent people on both sides will suffer hugely because of it.
The needle on my Bullshit-Detect-O-Meter spinning around wildly. These retweets are blatantly hypocritical, not only given Bob's propensity to un-person the Russian population at large, but also given Bob's thousands of tweets supporting using violence against those who dared vote against Führer Hillary. Case in point:

Positron: Now here is a piece of news that Bobby won't shy from commenting: Hillary Rodham muses deprogramming for "MAGA extremists"--a Xinjiang-style camp, I presume?

Führer Hillary Clinton: So many of those extremists, those MAGA extremists, take their marching orders from Donald Trump. There needs to be a formal deprogramming of the cult members.

Moviebob: ...I agree... but in the sense that "deprogramming" implies the MAGA trash represent useful human beings [...] even if they can be made to stop shitting on the carpet--I remain unpersuaded.
Again, Moviebob is speaking from both sides of its rectal cavity.

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California Representative Barbara Lee: Border walls are cruel, ineffective, and bad for the environment.
If border walls are racist, and Moviebob and Reprehensible Lee allege, then they're both racist for living inside structures that have walls that protect them from the elements. After all, their living quarters have borders surrounded by walls. That's how it works, right?

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Positron: Ridley Scott doesn't like how [...] Joker celebrates violence.
Moviebob doesn't celebrate violence unless it's against an unassuming farming family living in the middle of Wyoming who are guilty of the crime of Wrongvote in 2016.
 
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Morons have moron fans.
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"Subhumanoid" is not an insult friendo; it says right here on a Troma DVD cover that there are "good subhumanoid"! And Troma, mind, is the arthouse studio that brought us James Gunn!!
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I'm quite certain more people know about Bob Chipman than HalmanGWF, though not for the reason Bobby imagines.

Same old normie complaint about MCU. Of course Bobby is prompt to leap out and clear the air.
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Bean Beetle performed even worse than The Flash, but that doesn't matter.
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And yup, he is still shilling that Murder By Phone review as if it were his heirloom.
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Linkara called himself "Lucifer"?

Bobby receives an asspat for the asspat he and Linkara gave to rando yesterday. Bobby says he survived (what exactly?) with his soul (ha ha ha) intact.
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Today in "Stupid Games, Stupid Prizes".
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Completely agree with Bobby and his cronies. Shithead threw the first punch and got TKO'ed in one tackle; there is no excessive force. The employee deserves a raise.
 
Today in "Stupid Games, Stupid Prizes".
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Completely agree with Bobby and his cronies. Shithead threw the first punch and got TKO'ed in one tackle; there is no excessive force. The employee deserves a raise
But if the Taco Bell employee had a gun... I think Bobby would be on the attackers side.
Morons have moron fans.
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Bob just called him a "fake avatar " for wondering why he doesn't have a Isreal take, when he has a take for literally everything else. Something tells me he doesn't want his account banned
 

It's pretty funny to see Bob be caught in a trap where he can't just regurgitate the Correct Opinion because it hasn't been chosen yet. Even more so to see him cope about it. A normal person would just say that yes they are staying away because they don't have a horse on this race, but because Cinema Robert is such a twitter addict whose image is so big on him constantly being on top of the issues and on the Right Side of History to promote the Superior Future he can't.

Squirm piggie.

Bean Beetle performed even worse than The Flash, but that doesn't matter.
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"Superhero fatigue isn't real" Bob repeats to himself in the mirror

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Linkara called himself "Lucifer"?

I would have to check on it but yes he did. Used it as a name for his shitty webcomic.


No idea what this is about, but RATM has been deeply pro-Machine for decades at this point. They are very safe edgy to the point of comedy. Very quick to attack right wingers but not neoliberal leftists. They straight up demanded vaccine passaports on their shows.


Wired is pretty "pro-tech", meaning pro-corporate tech here. No idea what these people actually mean.
 
Wired is pretty "pro-tech", meaning pro-corporate tech here. No idea what these people actually mean.
It has the usual problems magazines of that ilk have of being biased. I remember I was subscribing to some Linux magazine which went under, so they replaced my subscription's remaining issues with a subscription to Wired. I got an issue in the mail, it had some annoying troll article in it, and I was annoyed enough to complain and have them cancel the few issues I was going to get and give me a refund. Of course, that was definitely over a decade ago, so maybe they've improved since then.

Of course, anything MovieBob decides to write about technology usually has the same, or worse, effect than that Wired article I referenced, so the last thing I want to hear is his take.
 
This is just really funny now, more people are going to call him the Lightbringer.
It must be particularly bitter for Lewis, given that his Trump-voting ex is cashing in on the character. I'm aware that he basically handed Iron Liz Lightbringer and put it into writing, but damn, it must be salt in the wound every time someone calls him that name.

Not that I pity him. Lewis is as much a smug retard as Bob and his misery is entirely self-inflicted.
 
That, and how, exactly, does plugging in a waffle iron, pouring in batter, and waiting five minutes warrants $25 an hour?
something something "livable wage". The problem isn't that the wages are unlivable, it's that the government-caused costs and price increases and taxes make it unlivable.
Wait... does anyone actually flip waffles? I thought they were cooked on both sides at once...
I think it's a joke based on "flipping burgers" (which has been a dig at minimum wage jobs for years), and no, one does not flip waffles - not unless the top part of the waffle iron is kinda on the fritz like with one of mine. Interestingly enough due to the Clamshell Grill that cooks burgers on both sides simultaneously, burgers are not flipped at McDonald's at all, either.
Despite spouting off on philosophy at every possibly opportunity, as Bob's 300K+ feed can attest to.
It's amazing how ignorantly Galaxy-Smoothbrained Bob is, on top of being a hypocrite. Newsflash to Bob: Designating an entire class of hominids as "Not-A-Persons" based on their status as Believers ™️ and tendency to vote (R) or whatever and then daydreaming about them being denied oxygen in the Wastelands is the result of doing fucking PHILOSOPHY.
There's a reason why cowboy boots have elevated heels: They're used by equestrians to secure their feet within the stirrups mounted on their horses. Once again, Moviebob only endorses the brightest and the best [eyeroll]
Legit Bob's never properly ridden a horse (and the theoretical being put on the back of a pony as a child if such opportunity arrived, doesn't count).

And this is a perfect illustration of what a bullshit MYTH Moviebob's political views are.
the only pest control movieblob approves of is the extermination of the MAGAnaiseghoulen in minecraft.
Hey, Bobbo? You remember how many times Russia invaded neighboring countries using Trump's tenure? Here's a hint: That number is exactly equal to the total number of immigrants you've decided to accommodate in your "basement apartment" since 2000.
and i doubt his current residence of Casa de Mama Chipman (since 2022-ish I think?) would accept any refugees either.
Moviebob doesn't celebrate violence unless it's against an unassuming farming family living in the middle of Wyoming who are guilty of the crime of Wrongvote in 2016.
but didn't you know, that wrongvote cost Bob his personal jetpack, :lunacy: wheat, rocketship to Mars, Mario-skha brain in the Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body and surviving the Heat Death of the Universe, friendo!
Bob uses his 20+ years of trying to get into the "REAL entertainment industry" and failing as a reason why he's an expert on how to make it.
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Irony: That's what the "woke" guys who are getting hired by the studios are doing NOW. And they still end up getting hired. Bob's problem is he's too repulsive and stupid to make a "pitch" that even the most woke of execs would find even remotely entertaining or even useful on a "useful idiot" basis.
 
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