Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[WelperHelper99]

To be fair to Bobby, the stampers do look like extra bouncy udders.

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But this is not something you want to draw attention to in polite company.

Being horny on main is cancer. But not unexpected of Blob

 

[Nod Flenders]

Being horny on main is cancer. But not unexpected of Blob

Thankfully, Bob is so fat, that no woman with any self-worth is horny for him.

 

[Flexo]

Thankfully, Bob is so fat, that no woman with any self-worth is horny for him.

If the Internet has proven one thing: there's a LOT of women without any self-worth out there too.

Too bad they won't have sex with Bob either.

 

[blablabla]

Looks like Hard-Boiled Detective (@M...k) must have struck the most tender of Moviebob's nerve sensors:
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Remember: Moviebob, self-anointed Thinker™, admits to not being able to math. The math here isn't particularly difficult: 5% of Earth's population of 8 billion people means that there are at roughly 400,000,000 accounts currently on X-Twitter, in accordance with Bob's numbers.

And just when we couldn't think Moviebob could go any deeper, Bob grabs a shovel:
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What about Richard Roeper (Chicago Sun-Times)? Or Michael Phillips (Chicago Tribune)? Or A.O. Scott (New York Times)? Or Christy Lemire (Associated Press)? Or Jackson Murphy, whom Bob once referred to as a twerp? Or YouTubers Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckmann?

For being such a well-informed Thinker™, Moviebob is fucking terrible at doing anything that even remotely resembles actual thinking.

reminder that when blobbo uses adjacent that is his defective mind coping being a fucking loser thinking that doing A makes him being part of B

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby describes himself as "reticent" regarding America's party politics.

Moviebob: "I'm reticent to be a 'You HAVE to Democrat OR ELSE!!!'"...

For as long as I've visited KiwiFarms--both as a lurker and as a poster--Moviebob has always been a Democrat bootlicker (see Führer Hillary, Fauxcahontas, and Occasional-Cortex). Case in point with the immediately following image:

Replace Fuckwit in Chief Biden's name and portrait with that of Donald Trump. Do you think Bob would be sharing this exact wording without some snide remark? I certainly don't.

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'Cept... Vivek's won this argument as Racistbob doesn't provide any counter-argument.

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Moviebob is once again ACTING sincere instead of BEING sincere.

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Jew cries foul when jewish lies are exposed.

Since Moviebob is an advocate for children decapitated inside the womb via abortion, any and all alleged sympathies Moviebob expresses for children decapitated outside the womb is automatically null and void.

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Whatever you say, Nazibob.

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Reasoned and sincere responses are something I never genuinely associate with Moviebob.

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Palestinians allegedly train their little ones into Spartans.

As opposed to the kindergarteners raised in Democratistan, who are taught to wear makeup and dress in drag.

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If Bobby is right, RFK Jr. must be quite smart.

If you mean assassination of blind trust in the government...

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If political alignment were an analog clock and their beliefs were the minute hand, Donald Trump's minute hand would probably be at the 10-minute region. Moviebob, however, would be at the 30 minute, 1 second mark. Possibly a dumb analogy, but one I felt appropriate.

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If you see an outrageous leftie opinion, be on guard that it might be a right-wing Jesus juicer trying to make the left look bad.

The Left perpetually makes itself look bad, even without the aid of Believers™.

Nice to know the "Jesus juice trolls" are willing to stoop down to the Leftists' moral--and in Bob's case, intellectual--levels.

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Desantis and family were in Boston.

[Moviebob visits Super Nintendo Land]

Mario: This-a fat joker has-a descrated my home.

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No context.

Just let Moviebob speak. That alone will drain all potential intelligence out of political discource.

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Child grooming in public. Archive of Washington Times article.

These people are triggered by a Biblical passage for some reason.

The hypocrisy Moviebob retweeting this is loud and glaring. Remember when Moviebob openly called for even remotely ill Texans to cough on Texas Governor Greg Abbott for lifting COVID mask restrictions? Pepperidge Farm remembers that as if it were yesterday.

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It is rare when the father, rather than a mother, troons out his kid. I'm glad that he didn't get his evil way.

A loss for Groomerbob is a win for mankind the world over. Goos on the mum!

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Moviebob doesn't reside anywhere near that middle ground. Moviebob is arguably on the side of "let's go murder everyone who commited Wrongvote in 2016", especially after last year's comments regarding seeing 62,000,000 people disappear instead of a mediocre piece of art.

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And Moviebob would care... why, exactly?

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If you're playing Moviebob Bingo, here's an "Inappropriate Use of Question Mark" scoring opportunity.

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Bobby brags about working for MatPat so he is bigger than Critical Drinker.

Only in terms of ego.

He also repeats his cherished Nixon joke.

To @FlamencoTV_YT: Correct.

To Moviebob: You allergic to grass?

In which case I'm sure Drawnder is the name that's on the lips of everyone in his locality.

Those who recognize Critical Drinker do so because of good publicity. Those who hear about Moviebob do so becuase Bob repeatedly writes screeds that would prompt Adolf Hitler to repond with "Tone it down, Bob!"

 

[Positron]

25Oct#01
Bobby is a patron of the cinematic arts; that's why he has to put off replacing his computer for so long.

I don't know how they pick writers, but someone who has a track record of getting fired from the same outfit twice and has a compulsion to pick fights with other critics would likely be rejected out of hand.

25Oct#02
How dare Lego team up with Dune?!?!?!


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25Oct#04
Injun mad that Scorsese didn't make a movie about magic girlboss injuns.


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25Oct#06
Kevin Costner's new western.


25Oct#07
Daniel Radcliffe did a documentary about the Harry Potter films, giving She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named more exposure.


25Oct#07
Did you know Troma has always been the bastion of Woke? And they are getting even woker now!


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25Oct#09

When I die I would much rather have peace than power, but I guess the wealthily oppressed are different?

25Oct#10
Lesser Brother warms up to Indiana Jones and The Almighty Girlboss


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25Oct#12
A few people like Bobby's BvS review.

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25Oct#13

Polluting AI training data is like putting gay porn in a children library, which this type of person (she/her) are only too keen of.

25Oct#14
Anime dubbing drama.


25Oct#15
Nintendo forbids the use of makeshift "accessories" in gaming tournaments. Somehow this is discriminatory.


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25Oct#18
Have you ever pondered what users of food banks really want? Bobby has.

Donate your McD coupons, Bobby.

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25Oct#20
Arizona has a problem with peccary infestation. And once again, Bobby can only think in terms of cartoons.


25Oct#21
Yesterday I just said America needs to ramp up Math education. It seems people are very confused about the different measurements of central tendencies: mean, median, and mode.

The mean is rarely used in mortality statistics, because infant mortality drags the mean down a lot. The so-called "average age" is likely the median. In other words, if you have 10001 people and you arrange their age of death in ascending order, then the 5000th person dies in his or her seventies. There is no contradiction with the fact that the group most likely to die (the modal group) are at the 90s.

25Oct#22

And your point is?

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25Oct#24

I tell you what the "point" is Bobby: the "point" is that there has never been evidence about the killing of baby jews, but keep Believing bro.

25Oct#25

The world can never be antisemitic enough.

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25Oct#29

Is that AOC?

25Oct#30
Horny on main again.

She listed "any fast food chain". Take your eyes away from the left part of the screenshot Bobby.

 

[Koby_Fish]

25Oct#19

Maybe it's 4D chess alert to prevent people from robbing said robots?

 

[The tired cat]

25Oct#23

Lets see, we had "Drumpf was put in by dem Ruskies!!" to "Muskrat is a Russian spy who bought Twatter to destroy muh freedom platform!! An Russia tots paying him!!"

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

25Oct#02
How dare Lego team up with Dune?!?!?!

The picture doesn't match up

 

[Knyttet]

25Oct#01 - Bob sheepishly asks the Twitter aether how one becomes a writer for MST3K.

God, Bob is such a fucking pathetic loser. I remember when he had just started reviewing for The Escapist and he would mention from time to time that movie reviewing online was just a stepping stone for his REAL goal of becoming a famous Hollywood movie director. But how exactly he would achieve this was never clear. He seemed to just assume that if he posted enough content online some studio bigwig would contact him and give him the keys to helm the next super hero film.

He has no agency over his own life. He is purely a passive spectator. How about instead of just sitting around for Hollywood or MST3K to contact you, YOU instead contact THEM? Email or call them and ask how one would pitch a script to a Hollywood producer, or ask about internships at MST3K. BE PROACTIVE AND DO SOMETHING instead of just sitting around and waiting for everyone else to serve you opportunities on a silver platter.

25Oct#04
Injun mad that Scorsese didn't make a movie about magic girlboss injuns. "You don't get the right to tell an indigenous person that they are wrong about the portrayal of their own ppl"

Cool. Does that mean that I, a native, ethnic Scandinavian, can complain about Heimdall being played by a nigger in the MCU?

 

[Mr Processor]

25Oct#01
Bobby is a patron of the cinematic arts; that's why he has to put off replacing his computer for so long.

Hey Bob, instead of trying to get hired by this thing that is begging for money, why don't you just do that on your own channel? Maybe if it was successful enough, MST3K would come asking, and then you'd say, "No thanks, I couldn't afford the pay cut." (j/k that would never happen.)

25Oct#30
Horny on main again.

We should all defer to Bob's superior dating experience here, he knows what he is talking about.

 

[Flexo]

He has no agency over his own life. He is purely a passive spectator. How about instead of just sitting around for Hollywood or MST3K to contact you, YOU instead contact THEM? Email or call them and ask how one would pitch a script to a Hollywood producer, or ask about internships at MST3K. BE PROACTIVE AND DO SOMETHING instead of just sitting around and waiting for everyone else to serve you opportunities on a silver platter.

Hell me and a couple of friends attended a con where Jonah Ray was attending and just asked him a bunch of questions about the process and all. Few years later, we got to see the new voice of Crow (Hampton Yount) perform a local comedy club and chatted with him after the set. I'm not even trying to be a writer, I'm just a casual fan and I've had more chances to get on the show than Bob.

Has Bob even put in that much effort? Has he even once traveled somewhere just for a chance to talk with those who could be his coworkers and get his foot in the door? (And I know there's been some cons and events in the Boston/New England area because my more hardcore buddies have traveled up there to attend.)

Though man, given how much of a mst3k fan Bob is (up there with mario if you remember his old username), I would die laughing if he managed to actually get a writing gig with MST3k, and then got fired from it. ("Bob, your genocide jokes aren't that funny.") It would quite possibly actually break him.

 

[BubbleButt]

25Oct#30

Middle aged uncle, huh?

He must be making his own plates at the cookout these days

I would die laughing if he managed to actually get a writing gig with MST3k, and then got fired from it.

MST3K is about the most midwest show that has ever existed, I don't think his murder the entire middle of the country schtick would go over very well with Joel.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Hey Bob, instead of trying to get hired by this thing that is begging for money, why don't you just do that on your own channel? Maybe if it was successful enough, MST3K would come asking, and then you'd say, "No thanks, I couldn't afford the pay cut." (j/k that would never happen.)

Can you imagine being a producer or senior writer on that project, and having to sit through his attempts at humor as part of your job, instead of spending time on literally any other candidate. Feels like that should be classified as a workplace hazard.

 

[Mr Processor]

Can you imagine being a producer or senior writer on that project, and having to sit through his attempts at humor as part of your job, instead of spending time on literally any other candidate. Feels like that should be classified as a workplace hazard.

MST3K producer: "Do all this guy's 'jokes' involve murdering people he's never met for no reason?"
MST3K assistant: "No some of them involve the Care Bears and Paradise Lost."

 

[WelperHelper99]

25Oct#28

I'll agree it's cool to have a revolver hair drier Bob. About the only thing we're going to agree on.

25Oct#20
Arizona has a problem with peccary infestation. And once again, Bobby can only think in terms of cartoons.

Bob doesn't see the infestation as serious as it is, joking about cartoons instead of calling for people to get out their shotguns and blast the pests away. Otherwise they'll tear apart the course and cause tens of thousands in damage. But I bet it's owned by Republicans, so it's OK, right?

25Oct#16

That's not happening Bob. Thought you would know, being a movie reviewer, you'd know the F-35 is single seat and the interior is high tech as fuck, meaning no one can fly Tom Cruise around and the military doesn't want pics of the inside. As for the Japanese, eh, seems about right

The picture doesn't match up

So mad at Dune he can't even critique the actual Lego set. Lmao.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

25Oct#07
Did you know Troma has always been the bastion of Woke? And they are getting even woker now!

I'm unsure what Robert is saying here. Troma is a grindhouse studio that makes schlocky horror movies. The original posts criticize the YouTuber Dead Meat, whose whole schtick is talking about the gruesome ways people die in horror movies. Why call him woke for criticizing scantily clad women in his horror movie? Maybe he's asexual, Robert. You bigot.

25Oct#26

I'll tell you what justifies it. Hamas controls Gaza to the point of brainwashing every man, woman, and child to hate the Jews. The only way Israel can solve the problem is by ceasing to exist, or by turning Gaza into the world's largest mass grave.

25Oct#04
Injun mad that Scorsese didn't make a movie about magic girlboss injuns.

Then: "Why don't people make movies about injuns?!"
Now: "Why do the wrong people make movies about injuns?"

25Oct#15
Nintendo forbids the use of makeshift "accessories" in gaming tournaments. Somehow this is discriminatory.

Then use Nintendo's stuff. They just want to make sure you're not cheating. Remember that story of the chess master who cheated with vibrating anal beads?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

25Oct#16

Slow down Robert, it's almost like you're celebrating the actions of a Believer (TM). As a proud Thinker (TM), you wouldn't want to do that, would you? After all, there are only two types of people in this world, Thinkers and Believers. As you have repeatedly informed us (as a big brain Thinker), Believers are terrible people and the source of all bad things in this world.

 

[Mr Processor]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1717180410097017018
Bob, I haven't seen Oppenheimer, but the only reason you aren't celebrating, laughing and enjoying suffering on this group is because they aren't Midwestern Christians in Trump country. If they were you'd be sneering and joking on Twitter. I know you would. I've seen you do it.

This is because you are trying to thread the needle among the groups the cool kids might get mad at you about, and because you don't really care about any of the people who've been killed on either side since you don't see them as "enemies" the way you do Midwestern Christians.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'll tell you what justifies it. Hamas controls Gaza to the point of brainwashing every man, woman, and child to hate the Jews. The only way Israel can solve the problem is by ceasing to exist, or by turning Gaza into the world's largest mass grave.

Palestinian genocide at the hands of the Israelis would mean that Jews will lose the right to kvetch about the Holocaust.