Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Smithfield Ham]

I knew Bob would be in a seething, white hot rage over this South Park episode. Mocking Disney for making shitty products is bad enough. But also portraying blue collar work in a positive light and more valuable than "intellectual labor"? You might as well have spit in his mother's face and told him you raped Miyamoto while Donald Trump cheered you on.

This is a guy who wrote Escapist articles about how South Park mocking both sides of an issue was like slapping a baby in the face. In a writing style I can only describe as "If Max Payne had downs."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I knew Bob would be in a seething, white hot rage over this South Park episode. Mocking Disney for making shitty products is bad enough. But also portraying blue collar work in a positive light and more valuable than "intellectual labor"? You might as well have spit in his mother's face and told him you raped Miyamoto while Donald Trump cheered you on.

This is a guy who wrote Escapist articles about how South Park mocking both sides of an issue was like slapping a baby in the face. In a writing style I can only describe as "If Max Payne had downs."

The show rarely pulls punches and Bob's old enough to remember when it originally aired. He should know this, but instead I, a man descended from military veterans who were blue collar workers, am the one saying this.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I don't think most women care. Next woman you encounter in public? Wherever they may be and whatever they may be doing? Stuck next to you in traffic? Walking by on the sidewalk? Behind the lunch counter? No matter what apparent age or economic bracket. Ask yourself "does this person likely care/have an opinion about how sexually attractive a female video game character looks?"

90 + % of the time, your answer is going to be "no".

Which just shows how hollow, performative and meaningless the things people like Bob waste money and time to signal their support of is.

Appealing to a subset, of a subset, of a subset of a subset, and raising their concerns to the level of national policy-making is how "smart" people like Bob operate.

Because they can spin the apathy of the general public as proof of vast stupidity to understand the issue or the stakes involved.

They don't care about the general public because they don't like their tweets or comment on their videos. So they can be safely ignored, or assumed that of course everyday people are on their side. They watch Marvel and Star Wars, so clearly they're also all for SJW issues being promoted ahead of stories.

Also, Bob doesn't care about a woman's opinion unless it's to agree so she might touch his peepee.

You might as well have spit in his mother's face and told him you raped Miyamoto while Donald Trump cheered you on.

If the right person did that, he'd applaud them for their bravery.

The show rarely pulls punches and Bob's old enough to remember when it originally aired. He should know this, but instead I, a man descended from military veterans who were blue collar workers, am the one saying this.

In the book Bob said he's also descended from blue collar workers. He used it as a way to make his connection to Mario more special, but I think these days he resents it. He looks at Elon Musk and Donald Trump who had rich parents and thinks that if he just had their advantages, he'd be doing even better than them. He actually would have gotten to Mars and a second term as president. But no, his family had to be inferior working class idiots who refused to put their son who performed poorly into the gifted programs that would have magically made him a success.

Because of course, nothing is ever Bob Chipman's fault.

 

[Positron]

Bob has expanded beyond this to fact check South Park:

"Cartman can't have an opinion about Star Wars!!!"

Canon doesn't matter friendo: a wizard made Cartman care, okay?

I don't think most women care. Next woman you encounter in public...No matter what apparent age or economic bracket. Ask yourself "does this person likely care/have an opinion about how sexually attractive a female video game character looks?"

This is only the forever online / in academia demographic who care. Bobby realizes "Twitter is not real", yet bafflingly he can't seem to apply this realization universally.

In the book Bob said he's also descended from blue collar workers.

Mom is a school nurse and I think Dad was a journoscum. Surely the most blue-collar of bloodlines.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Mom is a school nurse and I think Dad was a jounoscum. Surely the most blue-collar of bloodlines.

Guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

I knew Bob would be in a seething, white hot rage over this South Park episode. Mocking Disney for making shitty products is bad enough. But also portraying blue collar work in a positive light and more valuable than "intellectual labor"? You might as well have spit in his mother's face and told him you raped Miyamoto while Donald Trump cheered you on.

This is a guy who wrote Escapist articles about how South Park mocking both sides of an issue was like slapping a baby in the face. In a writing style I can only describe as "If Max Payne had downs."

I remember when South Park made fun of Bush Junior. Which is what Bob doesn't understand, South Park doesn't care if you're conservative or liberal it will shit on who ever and what ever it pleases.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Nearly a decade ago, Robert unironically tweeted this little gem:
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This could be a new response for him, maybe he could listen to Mario.

 

[Gorillion others]

Just how much relevance does this disgusting excuse of a pig that masquerades as a human have in terms of interaction?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Just how much relevance does this disgusting excuse of a pig that masquerades as a human have in terms of interaction?

Very, very little. He gets thousands of views on his tweets, but far less in interactions. If he's very lucky, maybe a tenth of his views translate to interactions.

 

[Mr Processor]

So, I found something pretty rare on Twitter, which is Bob having a "political" discussion with someone where he didn't dismiss them outright as "not a person."


Bask in Robert's nuanced understanding of geopolitics!

 

[BubbleButt]

The real world ain't a Saturday morning cartoon.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Positron]

29Oct#01
1981. Nineteen Eighty-One. A year nobody can ever forget. It was the darkest time in American History. Among the smoldering wreckage and the agonizing groans of the moribund, a glimmer of light stole through: thus a Thinker was born.


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29Oct#03

Leave Britney alone!!!

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29Oct#05
Josh Friedmaster, whom we met last time, thinks that Biden doesn't want absolute control of the government, unlike Trump.

That "perfectly reasonable philosophy" is also Peter Coffin's credo. Bobby and Pete should really get gay-married.

29Oct#06
Speaking of, here is Coffin hocking moral relativism, exactly the guiding principle of Bob "No Bad Tactics" Chipman.

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29Oct#07
Rando claims that we should not wish death on jewish civilians because of the action of Israel government, just as we don't blame the average American Joe and Joe Jr. for slavery... wait a second...


29Oct#08
Musk crossed the formerly-chosen people by bringing knowledge and information to the disenfranchised. They hate this because they are literally anti-Christ.


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29Oct#10

Thank for the info Al. But please be aware that not everyone is so much in love with Elon Musk, as you apparently are, that he stalks him and tracks people who follow him.

29Oct#11

Ineffective treatments ought not be subsided by the government. And that of course include "gender affirmative care".

29Oct#12
Ana Kasparian braves rape jokes -- which, recall, to some people are literal genocide -- in order to speak against the way transsexuals and their "allies" degrade women.


29Oct#13
Chick-Fil-A tortures the gays the same way KFC tortured chickens.

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29Oct#14
Bobby regularly works for someone associated with the movie Five Nights At Freddy's.


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29Oct#16
Leave Kathleen alone!!! You can't blame her for anything, because she doesn't have a penis!!!


29Oct#17
Opps! It was in fact not Kathleen Kennedy, but a caricature of her: South Park is making a caricature of a caricature.


29Oct#18
Gina Carano, who was kicked out of Star Wars due to wrongthink, finds the South Park episode hilarious. She also knows what Kennedy will do next.


29Oct#19

For some reason the anti-woke crowd seem to take being mocked by South Park much more amicably.

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29Oct#22

Educate yourself Bobby: age is a spectrum, thus Cartman can identify as any age he wants.

29Oct#23
People think The Rat memory-holes female characters who aren't girlbosses. Now who is being misogynist?


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29Oct#26
Bobby gets his computer back.

This said, the report of his computer's death has been greatly exaggerated. Even during its supposed absence, Bobby has been shitting out "retrohorror review / Shlocktober" video once every 2 days:

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.

Wolfman (2010)

29Oct#27
14-minute Shlocktober entry. The video appears to be a bunch of B-movie scenes spliced together with no commentary. It comes with this apology.

Legion (2010):

29Oct#28
Having a PC breakdown doesn't give Bobby any empathy for a writer who lost his laptop on which his work depends (and who, like Bobby, doesn't do regular backups).


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[REGENDarySumanai]

These idiots are screaming over a hypothetical that will never happen, yet they will suck off Iran, an Islamic theocracy.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

cartoons don reply back, only on his big fat child mind

Cwc had the same thought cartoons had feelings and thoughts too

Chick-Fil-A tortures the gays the same way KFC tortured chickens.

When I eat my hecking fast food I make sure they support LGBT+ , not the fact they lead to an obesity crisis.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

These idiots are screaming over a hypothetical that will never happen, yet they will suck off Iran, an Islamic theocracy.

im sure booby would see a superior future where woman are treated as objects

 

[BubbleButt]

29Oct#13
Chick-Fil-A tortures the gays the same way KFC tortured chickens.

This was deboonked ages ago, but brainlets will still parrot it ad nauseum because they do not read or think for themselves.

 

[WelperHelper99]

29Oct#03

Leave Britney alone!!!

Vegas is a wild card Bob, if you can get popular there, it's pretty telling of a lot of the country. Thought you would have put some of those puzzle pieces together

29Oct#11

Ineffective treatments ought not be subsided by the government. And that of course include "gender affirmative care

Imagine not going to the doctor every time your sad and instead try to fix your issues. Imagine it.

29Oct#13
Chick-Fil-A tortures the gays the same way KFC tortured chickens.

Personally would get rid of Taco Bell, smaller Mexican joints are generally better. Also what torture lol? The fact they don't open on Sundays?

When I eat my hecking fast food I make sure they support LGBT+ , not the fact they lead to an obesity crisis.

And leftists wonder why Americans are so unhealthy. A big Mac vs a chicken sandwich, I'm just saying, one has a lot less grease, but one waives a pride flag, so I guess the libtard is for the grease ball

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

29Oct#19

For some reason the anti-woke crowd seem to take being mocked by South Park much more amicably.

"No, my sacred cows can't be touched!"

29Oct#10

Thank for the info Al. But please be aware that not everyone is so much in love with Elon Musk, as you apparently are, that he stalks him and tracks people who follow him.

Which is it, Alex? Either Israel is an evil colonial power that's a puppet of the Great Satan, or it dindu nuffin. Leftist orthodoxy states you can't have it both ways.

29Oct#08
Musk crossed the formerly-chosen people by bringing knowledge and information to the disenfranchised. They hate this because they are literally anti-Christ.

This is actually more important than it appears. Anyone notice how the "FORTY HEADLESS BABIES" story vanished the moment people began asking for proof? Hamas is performing all sorts of horrible acts; Israel has no reason or need to sensationalize it, unless they're trying to make another Holocaust narrative.

29Oct#17
Opps! It was in fact not Kathleen Kennedy, but a caricature of her: South Park is making a caricature of a caricature.

Wow, Robert, you actually read the disclaimer:

So knowing that, why are you losing your mind over them mocking The Rat?

29Oct#21

There is so much I can pick apart from this one screenshot.

First, Family Guy is a haven for the mediocre. Exhibit A, the art:


Second, what Seth is doing is called nepotism, and it's deeply unethical.

Third, just because Robert et al are joyless bastards incapable of making friends doesn't mean Matt and Seth can't be lifelong friends.

Finally, that Reddit post is ironic. It implies mockery is only okay when it comes from certain (i.e. leftist-approved) sectors.

29Oct#14
Bobby regularly works for someone associated with the movie Five Nights At Freddy's.

MatPat makes a cameo in the Five Night's at Freddy's movie, so Robert's not entirely wrong. Although, "regularly" is a bit of a stretch, given his last work for MatPat was months ago.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

And leftists wonder why Americans are so unhealthy. A big Mac vs a chicken sandwich, I'm just saying, one has a lot less grease, but one waives a pride flag, so I guess the libtard is for the grease ball

Are you expecting Bob to know anything about health?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Are you expecting Bob to know anything about health?

I don't expect Bob to know what day it is. I just find it funny how much he seethes at a restaurant for "Bible thumpers" that's main claim to fame is that it doesn't open on Sundays

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

it doesn't open on Sundays

The Lard of Lynn won't be denied his tendies.