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Young Bob looks so much like young Chris-Chan it's unbelievable.
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Bob's trying to demonstrate virtue, like some people do, "Even if I'm a broke ass bitch, I STILL wouldn't take <insert name of hated person here> 's money, Friendo!"You don’t even manage to make money for yourself, Bob. Trying to “score one” on Elon when you’re this much of a broke bitch just makes you look more pathetic.
Remember, by his own admission , "Spite is how we win" or something along those lines. Nothing is too spiteful or petty for him.He would be spiteful enough to try and offend the world for the smallest own, wouldn't he?
The wall, the door, the doorknob, the trim, the lightswtich. All in a house that wasn't his.To be fair when I see this picture of Bob, all I can think is, this moron really did paint a wall green rather than buy a collapsible green screen and then I laugh.
Roald Dahl's adage about people with ugly thoughts vs people with nice thoughts shows itself again.Here we have two men barely making any effort in their appearance, but one is a charming clown and the other one is a hateful creature. For whatever reason, everything about MovieBob bothers me, but Rich Evans gets a pass. This is one of the mysteries of Youtube eCelebs.
His cheek/lower jaw area is truly bizarre to behold in the video. His voice is annoying as ever.Are you surprised considering his only company is himself?
There are at least two childhood pictures, but for a teenage Bob the our only source seems to be this video made by Lesser Brother. Bobby was 17 at the time and has yet to develop a taste for blazers.
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This is why we don't interfere with cows. What they do will inevitably be funnier than anything we come up with.Mauler and Blobby talk about a retard fight. Jesus, it amazes me how Cows Collide with no help from us.
Bobby's quote is "Anger is how you WIN", capitals for emphasis.Remember, by his own admission , "Spite is how we win" or something along those lines.
To paraphrase MacBeth, Moviebob's entire X-Twitter feed is composed of the ramblings of an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing of merit.Bobby's quote is "Anger is how you WIN", capitals for emphasis.
Spite is in the motto of transsexual cow Rhys McKinnon "If you live for nothing else, live for spite".
This is why these people are lolcows and you are not. As for Bobby, anger might not have made him a winner, but it sure made him tweet much more than usual.
As should Moviebob.
As do I. What frightens me more is Moviebob's humanface.
Correct. There's a reason a "Moviebob or Nazi?" quiz exists. (If I had enough wherewithal to do so, I'd come up with my own variant titled "Despot or Dipshit?", in which Bob plays the role of the latter.)
Question: What, exactly, is Moviebob's second job? Professional victim?
Movieibob does: The eradication of everyone who voted against Führer Hillary."You can't put a price to True Art, Mr. Data Analyst!"
Again, Henny Youngman's "take my wife, please" is a joke; Moviebob's "I wish eugenics hadn't been tainted by Nazis" is a hill Moviebob will eaerly die on.
™In the interest of Bothsideism, here are the Thinkers...
I'm not going to bother with a response. Next!...that Bobby retweeted.
What else is new?
Nor can Moviebob afford to move into an apartment/house large enough to hold those L's.
Moviebob Bingo time. Mark off "Fake Sympathy"!
I genuinely would like to know Moviebob's YouTube revenues versus cost of living. I'd be genuinely surprised if Bob's disposable income per month tops $500.
Remind me again which party Robert E. Lee was a member of, and which party is doing its damnedest to whitewash [rimshot] its own history in an attempt to look like the good guys? Here's a hint: The mascot for this party's chief political rival is an elephant.
I have a new goal if I possessed a time machine and mind manipulation: Get Bob, Chris-Chan, Linkara, Dobson, David Willis, and Zoe Quinn to move into a house together that has cameras set up for the greatest reality show ever. Or at least the most cringe-inducing. I'm thinking around 2005, before any of them were really known (Willis had a minor following from It's Walky, but Shortpacked's idiocy is what made him infamous).Young Bob looks so much like young Chris-Chan it's unbelievable.
And he is of course lying because he has no real morals, and is desperate to be rich any way he can. If I offered him five grand, he'd probably accept a one hour stream with the Critical Drinker. That'd be great.Bob's trying to demonstrate virtue, like some people do, "Even if I'm a broke ass bitch, I STILL wouldn't take <insert name of hated person here> 's money, Friendo!"
And after four weeks of tweeting about it, remind people it exists, and making it his default play video on his channel... It still only has 10k views. Nice work, Robert.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually celebrating, because modern games are automatically terrible for not being games from his childhood.Moviebob Bingo time. Mark off "Fake Sympathy"!
But who's less retarded in this cow crossover here, Asalieri, or Bob?31Oct#44
Bobby continues his Targeted Harassment of Asalieri Re: Transformers and Howdy Doody.
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Note 1) Bobby's continual pretension that he is some doyen in "media literacy" and 2) apostropheitis.
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Re: Indiana Jones And The Immortal Girlboss -- a Disney masterpiece that only Republicans will fail to love.
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Recall Asalieri's point is that Bobby only cares about his politics (Screenshot: 31Oct#14)
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That’s not how evolution works, Bob.
As proven through our diligent researchers, Bob hasn't had a second "job" in months at least. It's possible Matrick Patthew (or whoever owns his retarded channels now) was lax in crediting him, but if that were the case, you'd think Bob would get in touch and request that to be corrected. Thus, the simplest explanation is likely correct: they're just not bothering to call on him anymore. That could change, of course, but for the time being, Bob has only his own channel to work on and nothing else.
Ah, here's the latest part of his capeshit decline cope: it's not just that the coof happened, it's that the market is different now! This seems like a very roundabout way to come to the same conclusion, namely that people are in fact tired of capeshit and are actively seeking out anything different. The top 3 movies this year so far are all non-capeshit, and only one MCU movie (GotG3) has cracked the top 10 (Spidey-verse 2 isn't MCU).
I don't need a serious Thor, I need a movie that takes Thor seriously. Big fucking difference.
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I have no idea if the artist is a farmer but this was too good to pass up.
Jesus fucking Christ, Bobby. Get a job.31Oct#47
Spite is also how Bobby is on the verge of a heart attack 24/7. Seriously, his stress levels are through the roofRemember, by his own admission , "Spite is how we win" or something along those lines. Nothing is too spiteful or petty for him.
I don't mind spooky decorations. But spooky and gay? That just screams your a edgy Satanist that probably touches kids. The Satanic panic parents being proven right again.
Bob, if Disney makes art, it's a bonus. They need to make money to drive people to the parks, to Consoom product. You are truly blinded by The Rat being the only thing keeping you above water.
This is a interesting interaction. Bob actually interacting with his critics. He seems offended his Transformers review is being attacked for having politics. It doesn't seem fake either. Bob, people wouldn't give you grief if you put the movie or TV show above your political bent. And you wonder I bet why your Patreon has been sliding down
Regular person: the White house doesn't have the power to regulate AI
I don't even fully get his joke. Does he mean by "take my wife" to " fuck my wife"? It's a little edgy, but to truly be edgy, as you pointed out, you need to go against the mainstream. You wanna get a reaction? Make a 9/11 joke ON 9/11. That is EDGE.View attachment 5455736
This. I want to frame this tweet as exhibit A in the "sarcasm on/off" point about Bob. When you know he's argued for arresting other people over their edgy jokes. I mean make some of the most edgy and offensive jokes you can think of and then try slapping Bob's defense there after them to see how hollow it is.
"And you know sometimes i can't help but think... maybe the Jews do deserve it?"
"Oh what? You want to arrest MULTIPLE stand-up comedians for soliciting thousands of audience member to 'take my wife - please'?"
"Say what you will about slavery, but at least it kept black unemployment down."
"Oh what? You want to arrest MULTIPLE stand-up comedians for soliciting thousands of audience member to 'take my wife - please'?"
"You say you want women to get back in the kitchen, but have you tried some of their sandwiches? I'm just saying... maybe their only talents is on the chest and not the hands."
"Oh what? You want to arrest MULTIPLE stand-up comedians for soliciting thousands of audience member to 'take my wife - please'?"
"I'm just saying if we didn't want kids raped - you know maybe we shouldn't dress them like that."
"Oh what? You want to arrest MULTIPLE stand-up comedians for soliciting thousands of audience member to 'take my wife - please'?"
Yeah, tell me someone uttering the above wouldn't be nearly lynched in public nor would the Bob defense apply. And you know Bob would be one of the first in line to do that lynching.
You have to remember that all about Bob is him pretending to be smart. So his joke is really an effort to make the other person come off as stupid for not "getting" just how brilliant Bob is. So it's really an effort at a dunk to say this person is sooooo dumb (and mirthless) that they would try to arrest comedians making the lamest joke of all time.I don't even fully get his joke. Does he mean by "take my wife" to " fuck my wife"? It's a little edgy, but to truly be edgy, as you pointed out, you need to go against the mainstream. You wanna get a reaction? Make a 9/11 joke ON 9/11. That is EDGE.
That's the biggest problem. In trying to be a smart-ass, he amuses no one. You can be funny even with safe jokes. But it takes skill and charisma. Bob meanwhile hides behind his "smart" jokes because he has fuck all confidence combined with Level 99 stupidity.You have to remember that all about Bob is him pretending to be smart. So his joke is really an effort to make the other person come off as stupid for not "getting" just how brilliant Bob is. So it's really an effort at a dunk to say this person is sooooo dumb (and mirthless) that they would try to arrest comedians making the lamest joke of all time.
Really people need to dunk on Bob not for his Hitlerian comedy stylings, but for not being funny. THAT would hurt him more than the alternative. "Yeah we got the joke you were trying to make, Bob, it was more lame than 'take my wife.'"
Oh absolutely. One of the greatest moments of comedy is Norm MacDonald at the Bob Saget roast doing deliberately bad, squeaky-clean jokes.You can be funny even with safe jokes.