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Bob and loving don't belong in the same sentence, it's so antithetical to his character as a person. He just hates, so that's what the world gives back. And yes, he is fat
Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
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Because you stupid faggots have made it that way! Shit just can't be left alone with you low IQ fucks. You wanted to make/view everything through a political lens to pretend your liberal arts education meant something. Wanna know how bad it is? Even Bob's cooms are political, donchano?01Nov#05
The unhinged rantings of two men who've never had a women ride cowgirl on them, the only physically possible way for at least one of them.
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I did not need to know Bob's porn habits, nor that he cooms to politics. I want to take a shower
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Here's the video. Bob is credited in the description.01Nov#27
This is a MatPat video and Coraline is the stop-motion animation character.
You weren't even 10 years old in the '80s, fatass; you remember nothing. The reason people are saying the stock price is falling is because it is falling. Disney's share price is lower than in 2019, and fell from a Covid-induced all-time high. The Rat is cancelling projects. An activist shareholder is angling for multiple Board seats. It's not looking good for Mickey Mouse.01Nov#13
No, The Rat's ship is totally not sinking. If it were Bobby would be sure to know because he's seen it before.
The book is about how Jews exploit their greatest tragedy for political gain. The American equivalent would be us bringing up 9/11 when we bomb some goat herders into oblivion.01Nov#07
Sean is helping people who seek the truth. If truth-seeking makes one a Nazi, I'd be honored to be called one.
What're you talking about, Robert? Commies are loads of fun. They put the "fun" in "funeral," the "Oi!" in "paranoia," and the "u" in "Gulag!"01Nov#10
Bobby is surprised that the Chinese uphold family, marriage, childbirth, and traditions, just as Christofascists do. He blames the Soviets, atheists, for putting a wet blanket on the party and ruining all the "fun", and of course we should disenfranchise Stupid people so Thinkers can bring "fun" back.
As if "fun" weren't a Capitalist propaganda.
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Okay, the first thing is Harry Potter or even Twilight =/= the MCU. They were a series that knew when to stop. Yes, they were cringy back then but you saw the passion within the fans compared to the drones (like Moviebob) consuming the next product to understand the next product. Also, JK made the series, Kevin Feige =/= Stan Lee or Jack Kirby. Those are not Kevin characters those are Marvel comic characters. She had the creative bones in her body and was not a soulless CEO making a business decision to make the most money.
This is funny considering he retweeted Orange man bad
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Those people are the modern equivalent of barbarians.
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You could meet the former at a bar and have a nice conversation. There is no instance where Bob would ever be good company for anyone
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What if you needed an alternate in a pie eating contest? Or what if you wanted to get a group of women to flee in disgust from an area?
Or maybe someone needs a tag-along "buddy" that could only make them look better by comparison.
...well, actually, Bob would still be fucking awful to be around. Fuck, nevermind.
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Fundies are awful, I feel embarrassed for them. Let your kids dress up in a silly costume and go trick-or-treating, it's innocent fun and not a Satanic plot.01Nov#03
I agree there are ways to get the same message across that are more fitting for a Christian.
(That's assuming this isn't just someone making up this flier to paint Christians as monsters, of course.)
I don't know what got up Bob's ass about The Creator, but it wasn't "pro-AI," it was "pro-hey if we ended up making actually sentient artificial intelligence then maybe they deserve to be treated as human too." Y'know, the same sort of ethical questions that science fiction has grappled with for decades. I guess it just wasn't quippy enough to actually hold Bob's attention for more than five seconds.01Nov#06
Mission Impossible broke Demented Uncle Joe's brain -- or whatever passes as his brain. Variety article.
Tibet is part of China. China has a right and obligation to interfere if America fucks with the region. Bobby you are less woke than you think. Soon we'll see Bobby knows less about what the Chinese hold dear than he imagines as well.
Bob continues to insist that the movies aren't Disney's actual business, that it's the parks and such that are instead. I don't really see how he doesn't understand that everything flows out from their entertainment products, and if those aren't good, people don't spend money on the rest. Nobody is going to spend out the ass to go to Disney World if they don't like Disney's movies, and nobody's going to buy a bunch of merchandise with a movie's branding if that movie isn't good.01Nov#13
No, The Rat's ship is totally not sinking. If it were Bobby would be sure to know because he's seen it before.
I decided to run the numbers and see what post-Endgame MCU is looking like, so using the reply guy's formula, here's what I got:
Yeah, a few bombs, but it still came out to nearly two billion profit, so it checks out, right?
Not so fast. Remember that Sony still owns the rights to Spider-Man, so any MCU Spidey film is going to have some revenue split between the two studios. I don't know exactly how that shakes out, but let's say fifty-fifty. Without going to the trouble of working out all those numbers specifically, if you shave half the profits off of Spidey 2 and 3, that's $700 million gone from the total.
Note also that those are the two most profitable movies in this table by a long shot, with only Doctor Strange 2 coming close. Spidey 3 accounts for over half the profit calculation on its own! Thus, the fact that Disney doesn't get all the money from these movies specifically is hurting their bottom line a fair amount.
Finally, the averages don't paint a great picture on the whole. It's not just about a movie being profitable, it's how profitable it is. Studio heads ideally want to make back several times what they spent, both so they can fund more movies and go home with a fat paycheck. Spending over $200 million to make $172 million on average isn't really the ideal, and as mentioned, it's even worse considering how Sony factors into this.
Bob will do anything to avoid confronting the truth that capeshit has been on a downswing for years now, and I doubt Captain Resting Bitchface 2 is going to change that.
Once again proving that Bob and company don't even watch the videos they bitch about and only react to the title. Drinker's video on the latest South Park talked about how the episode did in fact skewer every side of the story like Trey and Matt always do, not only making fun of Hollywood's diversity pandering but also addressing how petulant fans can get with their complaints. Meanwhile, the B-plot addresses how the laptop caste is finding their skills and degrees to be utterly worthless in the real world as AI replaces them, and blue collar workers are actually doing significantly better. The episode even portrayed Kathleen Kennedy as someone well-meaning in her actions, though given her reaction to the episode promising to double down on diversity and woke, they were probably a bit too generous with her.01Nov#20
I think the title of the video is a bit off because I doubt Hollywood will change just because it was lampooned on South Park, but the "we" that Drinker is referring to as winning is people that are fucking tired of the culture war bullshit and just want good stories again, arguing that if someone with as big a megaphone as Trey and Matt is willing to call this shit out, then maybe others will too. Personally, I've grown increasingly apathetic about left vs. right screaming at each other over cartoon nonsense, and there's very little new stuff I actually want to see. Luckily, there's a whole plethora of older things to watch from a time when people cared about delivering quality entertainment instead of political pandering, so until the day things actually do change for the better, I'll just keep exploring the past.
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Because I like to have verbose fun with my Moviebob insults, turning its own verbosity against that...that THING!
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Moviebob is so sexually obsessed with Mario, I'll bet every time it shoves live gerbils up its fat asshole (indistinguishable from its other fat rolls), it names them "Mario" before sending them to their anal death.
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I don't believe this was posted in the old thread (Link/Archive).
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Bob Chipman is a film critic who makes YouTube film criticism (a subject I have already discussed here) But the real person we should talk about is not him, but his not so alter ego The MovieBob who has consumed and replaced Bob Chipman. The MovieBob is a loser who cares way too much about things meant for children. The MovieBob firmly believes that things meant for children should be hailed as high art because he himself enjoyed it, and he even once proclaimed (admittedly I am paraphrasing here), “I bet Orson Welles liked playing Unicorn because of the technical achievements of The Transformers animated movie.” First of all, I highly doubt Orson Welles liked being in a cartoon especially one as dull as Transformers the movie, and second what does he mean that a one-and-a-half-hour toy commercial was a technical achievement? Thirdly if The MovieBob knew anything about Orson Welles he would know that Orson Welles was forced to do work for films/tv he did not care about to get additional funding for his projects and just for basic needs of survival. Also, what did Transformers the animated movie do that was different from any other animated 80s film? The MovieBob does not explain he simply proclaims, and if you dare to disagree with him, he will call you either a Nazi or a Russian bot. What caused him to have such an extreme response? It might be an internalized victim complex that makes him have to lash out at anyone who does not support the mainstream as hard as he does, or he is just a complete idiot and idiots tend to react to opposition with anger. For someone who spends most of his day on Twitter/YouTube The MovieBob seems very upset when people react to his tweets or his videos negatively despite the fact that The MovieBob is posting these things on a public platform. The MovieBob is a shill for corporations, the ultimate white knight, and above all firmly believes that he is one of the most important people on the planet. And what does The MovieBob do for a living you ask? He makes videos on YouTube that honestly nobody really watches, so you may be asking where is the battlefield for The MovieBob if nobody except crazy people like me are watching his videos? That my friends is the hell world that is Twitter. I am just gonna let The MovieBob speak for himself on this one:
Deranged, right? The MovieBob as evidenced by the last tweet does a lot of self projection where he tries to say even though he only likes things meant for children he is still one of the smartest people in the country.
The MovieBob is a defender of all corporations. It really does not matter which one, he will defend it. I recall him defending Raytheon in the same tweet where he was attacking the concept of organized labor. He went on a strange tirade about how unions were racist I will not bother posting it here it is relatively easy to find. In a way it is kind of stunning because it is not like The MovieBob gets anything out of it. The MovieBob is working for corporate America on a pro-bono basis. Disney is the favorite corporation of The MovieBob, and so The MovieBob defends every movie made by Disney no matter what it is. For example, in his review for Cruella he keeps bringing up everything that is bad about it, but he refuses to ever say the movie is bad! You can tell from his review that he did not enjoy the film and questions almost every creative decision made in the film, but right at the end he still tries to pretend he would recommend it and even goes as far as to defend one of the most dumbfounding origins for a character in a work of fiction in any medium of storytelling including fan fiction that I have ever seen. SPOILER ALERT for Cruella: at the beginning Cruella’s mother (but it isn’t her mother) is murdered by Dalmatians. Yes, you heard that correctly, and what does The MovieBob say? He says it almost works, there is no “almost” in filmmaking it either works or it does not The MovieBob is such a coward that he chooses to remain on the fence if there is anything he questions about a Disney film. And perhaps it is not a surprise that he is constantly attacking an auteur like Zack Snyder but praising the rest of the DC superhero movies, and even flying into a blind rage when pretty much everyone agreed that The Snyder Cut was surprisingly good. And we will not even go into how The MovieBob tried to will a Joker movie mass shooting into existence. I am also sure if you looked hard enough through The MovieBob’s tweets you will find tweets of him supporting the studio having say over the artist, because of course when the stupid anti-auteur segments pop up The MovieBob is more than ready to say that auteurs are not real, but if auteurs do not exist then how can Zack Snyder be as bad as The MovieBob says he is? Another thing about how The MovieBob reviews a film is he never elaborates or explains anything he says in his review and then claims he does not have to even though HE IS A FILM CRITIC, and isn’t the point of the review to explain your point of view so the reader can understand your criticism? So, then the question is if The MovieBob is simply making a list of the things he saw in the movie does that count as writing a review? What exactly is the point of The MovieBob’s work as a critic if he simply functions as more of a Wikipedia page than a film critic?
Anytime a superhero trailer drops The MovieBob is the first person to talk about how great it is. The MovieBob will almost immediately start praising a superhero film still 8 months out from its release. And who are the filmmakers who The MovieBob uses his influence to try and promote? Rosenbaum had Ruiz and Rivette amongst many others after all, so who does our friend The MovieBob use his platform to promote? Well, The MovieBob chooses people like James Gunn and Chloe Zhao, filmmakers who are already massively successful and popular. One of the strangest things about The MovieBob’s taste in film is that he loves all blockbusters and Oscar bait made between 1982-the present and has maybe legitimately never seen a foreign film that was not also a genre film, but despite having the most pop culture focused taste possible The MovieBob still acts like The MovieBob is the counterculture. When The MovieBob defends a movie like Captain Marvel The MovieBob talks about it as if it were a little engine that could midnight movie and not some billion-dollar blockbuster that millions if not billions of people have seen. This stems from what is the issue that has informed The MovieBob’s entire existence and that is the fact that The MovieBob is a proud nerd. Declaring yourself a nerd is the worst thing a person can do. One strange thing about the professional nerd like The MovieBob is what exactly is nerdy about liking extremely mainstream films and other media? When it comes to film criticism The MovieBob is usually rolling with whatever the consensus is, but years of being told that The MovieBob is a nerd has therefore made The MovieBob extremely defensive of everything The MovieBob likes, and The MovieBob has made these stupid nerd things that The MovieBob loves The MovieBob’s entire being, so, therefore, an attack on The Avengers is an attack on The MovieBob.
The MovieBob also wrote some books here they are:
Maybe this is going off the rails a bit, but I do not know how to talk about The MovieBob to be honest because I hate The MovieBob so much. The MovieBob represents everything wrong with Hollywood in the era of late capitalism. The MovieBob does not care about film as an art form The MovieBob sees it only as a spectacle and as a means to express The MovieBob’s own personal politics. There is no nuance in real life for The MovieBob either it is all spectacle for The MovieBob. The MovieBob is the Society of the Spectacle that Guy Debord wrote about. In fact, one could argue that The MovieBob read The Society of the Spectacle as a manual and not as a warning of a society based purely on consumption. The MovieBob only cares about consumption, and if your life is bad, it is because you consumed the wrong things. There are no outside causes to your problems it is purely because of yourself and what you consume. The MovieBob may not even believe in systematic poverty. The MovieBob is just some slob who thinks that screaming all day on Twitter is the same as doing actual activism. The MovieBob will post about Black Panther and say The MovieBob is a black ally, but then will attack black socialists on Twitter, so yes, The MovieBob wants to hear black voices but only if they are saying what The MovieBob wants to hear. And god for a guy who is not rich to begin with The MovieBob sure does like to talk down to poor and working people. The MovieBob blames poor and working people for why The MovieBob does not get to fly through space in a starship, and even goes on to imply that if they all would just die he could have his dream. What does the this even mean? The MovieBob has no interest in the plight of the proletariat, but The MovieBob is such a corporate bootlicker that he un-ironically supports eugenics. And also, why does he think he would get to be on this hypothetical starship? If there ever was an advanced America capable of starship travel as neoliberals like The MovieBob imagines I have to imagine that people like The MovieBob would simply be used as fuel. Does The MovieBob really think there can be a future without the labor of the working and to some extent the middle class? What causes this deranged sort of worldview? And why does The MovieBob think that a hypothetical journey through the universe would require a person whose only skill is knowing a lot about movies meant for children?
And who could forget the way The MovieBob white knights women on Twitter? Rest assured if you are a woman on the internet The MovieBob will jump in your mentions (and probably DMs) to defend you from strangers on the internet to the point that it feels like The MovieBob is the one harassing you. Let us not forget that The MovieBob went out of The MovieBob’s way to defend Ghostbusters (2016) and continues to do so even to this day against a group of hypothetical people who The MovieBob has made up in The MovieBob’s own head, and how do I know that this group of people do not exist? Because not a single person on this planet besides The MovieBob gives a damn about Ghostbusters (2016), so then who exactly is The MovieBob defending it from? You can just ask Lindsay Ellis what kind of guy The MovieBob is. I am out of steam when it comes to talking about The MovieBob I just hate The MovieBob so much it makes my blood boil, and with that I have decided to go ahead and wrap this up before this devolves into blind rage. I wish nothing but the worst for The MovieBob and I hope the company The MovieBob works for becomes the 26th company to fire The MovieBob. The MovieBob is not just worthless to film criticism but to society as a whole. I will leave you with one of the The MovieBob’s most powerful quotes, “You should not bother to learn anything new because somebody already knows more than you.” Those are the words that The MovieBob decided to live by when The MovieBob was 14, but I hope that you try to do better than The MovieBob.
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Thumbs up if you've ever fucked Movieblob's hairy-backed $2 whore mother in the asshole and she yelled "President Trump!" when she came.
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Retweeted by Moviebob, complete asshole and shitstain of a human being.
Yep. I'd simply say, "We appreciate you wanting to visit us tonight, but we have no candy available tonight. Thank you for your consideration".
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Moviebob: "Kids don't give a flip about culture wars..."Which character you dress as reveals your political affiliations.
Despite Moviebob's perpetual hyprocrisy...
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I'm surpirsed Moviebob didn't have pumpkins cut out to spell "Heil Hillary!" in 2016.
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As The Daily Wire's Ben Shaprio is on record as saying, "Facts don't care about your feelings".
Sean is helping people who seek the truth. If truth-seeking makes one a Nazi, I'd be honored to be called one.
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I dunno, but knowing Moviebob, just one MAGA guilty of Wrongvote justifies the removal of 62,000,000 from civilization.Charles Clymer
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Mike Johnson, current Speaker of the House: "...if you believe in the bible [sic] commands and sek to follow those, it is impossible to be hateful [sic] person."Jim Stewartson thinks The New Testament is a fanfict of some jewish demon scroll.
Maybe if Moviebob didn't have a God complex, then maybe Moviebob wouldn't be such a perpetually vile, fateful creature.
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What, exactly, does Moviebob consider fun? Feeding Christians to lions for exntertainment.
So we should stop empowering/enabling fuckwits such as Moviebob. Got it.
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If dictatorships hate smart people, they'll love Moviebob.
The LGBTQRSTUV flag in that woman's thought balloon should've been replaced by an animated twelve-spoke "buffering" GIF:
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This is Santa Claus we're talking about, folk. Santa is fluent in all verbal and physical languages, which explains why he can communicate with a child, regardless of tongue or disability.The following seems to be about sign language in children shows but I'm not sure.
Video of the remake. I think it would be better if Santa established rapport with the deaf girl with eye contact, smiles, facial expression, and simple gestures.
If Santa Claus were actually woke, he'd be a 31st-Century robot with a bad temper, a high-powered machine gun, and built-in paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
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Ironically, because nerds are smart, Moviebob is not a nerd.
Au contraire, Bobby would have become a monster with or without the e-fame.
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Movie Bob unironically believes that if the Republicans win then they will suspend democracy LMAO.
I love to ask these people, how was life radically different under Trump ? How was it radically worst ?
I love to ask these people, how was life radically different under Trump ? How was it radically worst ?
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BECUZ GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPH!!!
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I love how Bob is desperately trying to make the Disney heads out to be these uber-intelligent chessmasters, who are ten steps ahead of everybody, and that this is all going according to their very nonsensical plan.
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You know, I found it funny that people like Bob shun and hate the idea of God, and yet they themselves have a God complex.
It’s baffling.
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The jackass Bob's retweeting does NOT indeed understand Biblical Christianity, and the fact that Bob's retwatting that nonsense proves that Bob doesn't understand it either, and never has. However, this particular retardation put forth by senpai is based on the concept that some Christians have, that they can somehow bring about Christ's return faster if they make sure the Temple is rebuilt in Jerusalem or something like that. Or a strawman version of what the actual belief is. Which is silly, because not even the Son of Man in Current Year knows when the End is coming (only the Father knows because reasons), and it's my understanding that the End will come when the last possible person can be saved is saved, or something along those lines.
Idiots like Bob and Jim Stewartson can only conceive of strawmen where religion is concerned.
Bob also doesn't understand that Communism is by its inherent lying nature, a Bait-and-Switch. Commie dictators clamp down, without fail, on things that could disrupt the social order they are imposing. Commies in China in particular understand that if they don't have women having more kids and soon, their entire fucking society will disappear in a few generations. Population control was a means of control, and commies love control, right up until their love of control is overridden by holy crap we're doing ourselves in, this can't continue, so they start controlling something else instead. Earth to Bob: "Fun" communists don't exist. They simply don't usually let the mask slip until after the trap is sprung.
perhaps Bob thinks his niece and nephew are adequate substitutes.
Just like Bob never watches near enough of EFAP's content to have a valid opinion on their content. Bob just assumes. After all, Bob thinks he's clairvoyant enough to guess what Drinker and the rest are saying about <insert topic here> because to him it's all "gamergate" stuff.
holy shit I went to the article the guy referenced about Youtube Movie Critics and if Bob based his critique style on Roger Fucking Ebert, which Bob I believe did claim to have watched a lot of Siskel & Ebert back in the day, that would explain a LOT, because as charismatic as he was, Ebert was shit at analyzing movies and was the OG Blue Curtain Analyst of movie critics on TV.
Any version or knockoff of Siskel & Ebert that starred Bob would mirror the spoof of the tagline they used at the end, that the Royal Canadian Air Farce did: "The balcony is closed - But the Snack Bar is ALWAYS open!"
Well, for those of us who are steeped in religious upbringing, it's not surprising at all. After all, the whole reason Man sinned was the Serpent persuaded them that eating the Bad Fruit would make them wise, and "as gods". To paraphrase something Moviebob has said on more than one occasion, Thus saith the Lord: "They hate Me, cuz they ain't Me."