Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mr Processor]

Would this count?

Heh, yes, I hadn't seen that one before.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Some from yesterday, some from today

05Nov#01
Don't you ever forget that jews are being genocided as we speak!

I don't know who is "woke princess" or who is "black hobbit"; I just love Candice Owens's sick burn for that disgusting ((()))

I don't like Candice or Palestinian. I agree nuking them off the map is insane. Treat it like a war, get them to sign a full and unconditional surrender. Ruben is nuts

BTW that person is DEAD WRONG about beer being cheap in Japan. Another fun fact about Japan is that you can't catch a cab there without going bankrupt

Under 20 for groceries isn't cheap. Under 10 is. And no Japan isn't cheap. They're a island. Either its imported, or what's grown there is marked up heavily. Is their stuff to learn? Sure. They care about their home, take pride in it. It keeps the woke out. But it comes at the cost of the one.

Biden is the only one who can save America from turning into a Christofascist autocracy.

Tony Goldmark has a job?! Don't tell me he knows what a "job" is!

Bob I just want the border shut and bibles, the most popular book of all time, in libraries. You are soft if you call that fascist.

06Nov#05
If you need to know anything about the economics of Massachusetts, there is only one person to ask. You can hardly find someone with "more/varied economic options/INTERESTS". BTW a century is 80 years.

Bob we were robbed. And holy cope. You moved all right. Back into Ma Chipman's house.
I should be able to get a home. $ 2000 today might get you a crack dealers shitty nissan altima, which will need $1000+ extra in repairs. That use to be NEW car money.

Bob, In-N-Out burger isn't McDonald's. It's high priced and you get good shit for the price. That's how they pay their workers, by making a amazing product. That's their buisness model. That and they aren't as big as Mc Donald's, having to steer a massive ship. They make tons of money, so they can afford to give some back.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

James Woods seems pretty happy to me, generally, though he does get upset at the decline of Western culture now and then. (Something Goldmark wishes to accelerate.)

Once a tool, always a tool. If Goldmark wasn't so boring, then his thread would be flourishing from nuggets of his autism like this.

I don't like Candice or Palestinian. I agree nuking them off the map is insane. Treat it like a war, get them to sign a full and unconditional surrender. Ruben is nuts

Sanders is absolutely correct here. Hamas consists of savages, and the only thing savages understand is brute force. Robert, having lived in comfort, refuses to understand tha

It's less about brute force, and more ethic cleansing disguised as collateral damage. Hamas needs to go, there's no denying that, but Israel has shown many times they don't care about the Palestines as a whole, and they are using Hamas' idiocy to get back the land that ""belongs"" to them. That's why it is hard to side with either when both are being complete savages about it.

Not like Bob gives a shit, he is only swinging to the side that doesn't eat him for his retard opinions. Otherwise, change Hamas for any of his enemies, and he would be all in on the bloodshed.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

“Twitter isn’t real life” says man with what, 300k+ tweets?

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's less about brute force, and more ethic cleansing disguised as collateral damage. Hamas needs to go, there's no denying that, but Israel has shown many times they don't care about the Palestines as a whole, and they are using Hamas' idiocy to get back the land that ""belongs"" to them. That's why it is hard to side with either when both are being complete savages about it.

Not like Bob gives a shit, he is only swinging to the side that doesn't eat him for his retard opinions. Otherwise, change Hamas for any of his enemies, and he would be all in on the bloodshed.

i think your second paragraph nails it. Replace Palestinians with MAGA, and Bob would be asking for scalps, he couldn't help himself. Instead he fence sits. Bob, you can obliterate Hamas while leaving the rest of the Palestinians alive, it's not either or.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

The military's size is dwindling, our production capacity has been outsourced to the Chinese, and the bulk of the people revolting would be ex-military (one of the perks of having a volunteer military.) And this is before getting into things like the rebels fighting a guerrilla war or foreigners getting involved.

Stop playing armchair general and get back to writing MatPat's next script, Bobby.

If a 2nd Civil War were to happen, Bob would last the same amount of time in combat as the average soldier in Stalingrad. Of course the most likely thing Bob will do is flee to Canada at the first sight of hostile forces.

“Twitter isn’t real life” says man with what, 300k+ tweets?

A guy in the comments of a MovieBob video calculated how many tweets Bob has sent per hour.

 

[Soulless4510]

You know, I've honestly believed that more people sat there and read about the topics and knew what was going on. For example, the economy, the whole craziness that is, Ukraine and Russia war. And the whole Israel and Palestinian conflict I believe people would have a better nuance. Takes about these things, there will still be disagreements. But you would see what the other side is coming from.

But the problem is that no one reads about the history about these topics. That issue is proven every time When film robert tweets about it.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

but we know it's all bullshit since bloodthirsty Bob wants to deny them Oxygen in the Wastelands.

I will never understand how people like Bob can be so violent despite the fact they can’t put up a fight.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I will never understand how people like Bob can be so violent despite the fact they can’t put up a fight.

It's easy to be violent on the internet, away from people.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

It's easy to be violent on the internet, away from people.

Exactly, Blob, much like Fatrick Tomlinson, is an internet tough guy. All his stories about being a bad ass read like something from r/thathappened. We all know if Blob was ever to get into a confrontation away from his phone screen that he would buckle like the size 6X belt he uses to keep his pants up.

 

[JayHarrison]

Don't you ever forget that jews are being genocided as we speak!

I don't know who is "woke princess" or who is "black hobbit"; I just love Candice Owens's sick burn for that disgusting ((())).

Of course, Moviebob's comment in response to with Owens' and Rubin's posts has nothing to do with reality.

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You know you'd disappoint the jews if you protest against them?

Alive? Definitely.

Observant? Not a chance.

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Bobby is so naive that he can't imagine why a jew would fund anti-jew protests.

(Hint: jews have zero hesitation to sell other jews as long as the price is right.)

Wouldn't surprise me if Moviebob was the same way.

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Winston Churchill, publicly open racist.

If one of the greatest statesman ever is "publicly open racist", then perhaps being publicly open racist is a good thing.

Then again, Moviebob is openly and aggressively racist, so...

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In a roundabout way, Peter Coffin tells us he doesn't believe in morals, or at least that morality can be relativized by bothsideism.

Also Moviebob: One so-so piece of art is better than 62,000,000 not-dead Trump voters.

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Bobby wants to "strip Florida for parts" and ship the old people in that state, whom he describe as "trash", elsewhere.

Isn't "mass relocation" one of the Ten Stages of Genocide?

Last I knew, the Miami's Cuban community doesn't vote Democrat because they'd be voting for the exact governance they were fleeing from...

Remember how Bobby and his fellow liberals howled in pain when DeSantis shipped a few busloads of illegals elsewhere?

Ah, yes. Abbott and DeSantis shipping the immigrants off to blue jurisdictions was a genius play. I remember the No Immigrant Is Illegal™ crowd's reaction rather well:

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If this image were actually more based in reality, Fuckwit in Chief Biden would be striking the same pose in front of the White House instead of an Amazon facility.

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Pedophile doesn't want the political prisoners of Jan 6 pardoned.

Yeah, it's unfortunate that Donald Trump would want to pardon citizens who've been in jail for two full years for the egregious crime of... [checks notes] ...nonviolent trespassing.

Dumbass.

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For any KiwiFarms newcomers:
Wokeness is selfish misanthropy disguising itself as compassionate empathy.

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Bobby insinuates that critics of MCU are racists who goosestep to Wagner.


[...]

MCU makes B+ movies (with A+ budget and cast) to please true-and-honest critics like Bobby, not fanboys.

So says Moviebob, Marvel apologist.

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Bad Gamer Takes should just share every Moviebob tweet concerning video games.

I agree that the gamergate dudes are privileged men with no problems -- but the anti-gamergate gang is if anything even more privileged and problem free. BTW is this some sort of Anita memorial day today? Is there a candlelit vigil somewhere? Rest in power.

In this case, I'd rather use RIP for the phrase "Roast in Perdition".

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Biden is the only one who can save America from turning into a Christofascist autocracy.

Yes, because the only thing worse than a Christofascist autocracy is a Democrat autocracy.

Well, you know the saying that the First Amendment gives you the right to do stupid things? 81,000,000 people exercised their right to act like morons on Novemer 3, 2020.

Once again, Moviebob demonstrates an eager will to knell at the boots of the Democrat Diocese.

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I see Bobby has made full use of the mobility and freedom afforded to him!

Moviebob likely hasn't touched grass in some time, either.

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Total non-sequitur, but who expects women to logic?

Rebuttal: Who expects Moviebob to logic?

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I agree. Burn this shit to the ground and salt the earth with the foulest finale.

Moviebob commits the unthinkable act of blasphemy against Lord and Savior James Gunn?

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Gina Carano, wrongthinker.

Misogynistic Moviebob is misogynistic (MMIM).

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Tony Goldmark thinks James Woods has a miserable life.

Ah... but there's one thing Moviebob would hate to discover about In-N-Out and why they treat their employees so well: In-N-Out is owned and operated by Believers™. Having visited their establishment many times in the past, I happen to know that heir beverage cups and French fry caddies all have a Bible verse citation printed on them (much like the bottom of this page, pointing to the book of James). I wouldn't be surprised to hear of Moviebob projectile vomiting in dusigust immediately upon seeing "Nahum 1:7" printed on the wrapper of the chain's signature Double Double.

(For those unfamiliar with the In-N-Out Double Double: Standard two-slice non-seeded hamburger bun, two hamburger patties, two slices of American cheese, 3-4 lettuce leaves, one hamburger-patty sized tomato slice, "special sauce", optional onions.)

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See above reaction to George Takei.

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Bobby retweets another Film Theory video, this one is 11 months old.

Since I refuse to watch any of these Film Theory videos because Moviebob, I am genuinely curious which of the firm's videos was the last one to have Bob onboard at any capacity (writer, on-screen, on-demand fart sound generator...).

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob, you live with your Mom. When she dies, you'll probably live with your brother. In his house, which you don't have. That's not "being dynamic" and "following the best opportunities."

 

[Koby_Fish]

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Bob, you live with your Mom. When she dies, you'll probably live with your brother. In his house, which you don't have. That's not "being dynamic" and "following the best opportunities."

Bob's idea of "being dynamic" was renting the former Flooding Basement Hovel in Revere from his probably now deceased Aunt, whose rental house with complete asshole strangers living upstairs probably had to be sold in an estate sale (i mean if said aunt died of the Coof, I guess it's legit that Bob said "I lost my home due to Covid" but that's not the whole story), meaning Bob had to hoof it back to Casa de Mama Chipman (and Complete Asshole Strangers returned from whence they cameth) because whoever bought it intended to live in it rather than continue to rent it out to the likes of Bob and Complete Asshole Strangers.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Looks like The Escapist finally imploded, looks like it's Blobs time to shine.

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob's idea of "being dynamic" was renting the former Flooding Basement Hovel in Revere from his probably now deceased Aunt, whose rental house with complete asshole strangers living upstairs probably had to be sold in an estate sale (i mean if said aunt died of the Coof, I guess it's legit that Bob said "I lost my home due to Covid" but that's not the whole story), meaning Bob had to hoof it back to Casa de Mama Chipman (and Complete Asshole Strangers returned from whence they cameth) because whoever bought it intended to live in it rather than continue to rent it out to the likes of Bob and Complete Asshole Strangers.

Lot's of people work really hard, do their best, get hit by a tragedy or a run of bad luck and end up having to lean on their relatives for help. That in itself isn't shameful. Bob has no sympathy whatsoever for other people who have problems like that. It's not even necessarily based on politics, if you are poor and you aren't "diverse," Bob just hates you. (And if you are diverse, and have the "wrong politics" or have religious beliefs, Bob hates you.)

Bob's problems don't come from bad luck or tragedy. He's been blessed with opportunities that another man would have made into a bright future, but due to his own lazy, hate filled personality has squandered them.

Update: Perhaps opportunity will shine on Bob once again!

 

[JayHarrison]

I'm going back to this Moviebob comment: "...'a lil' bit of racism' is just fine, ya know? You can just eat around that part, like the poblanos in a side salad from a pizza place if they're too spicy for you."

Just to give you an idea as to how this is Moviebob delivering a failed analogy:

In terms of chile pepper heat, poblano chiles are among the mildest. In terns of scoville units (the index to which the spiciness of chiles are measured), a poblano usually rates between 1,000 to 2,000 units. The common jalapeno rates anywhere from 2,500 at 8,000, and a habanero pepper rates between 100,000 and 350,000. (Others go much hotter, sometimes into the millions.)

Secondly, eating around the peppers won't necessarily reduce the heat peppers imbue in a dish. Capsaisin, the chemical component that gives chiles their mouth-searing heat (and, in some cases, a case of burning eyes), is rather sticky on a molecular level, and that stuff will attach itself to any salad ingredient it touches.

Lastly... has anyone here ever eaten a salad with poblano chiles in it, especially from a pizza parlor? I haven't.

Oh... and lest I forget, racist Moviebob is racist.

 

[Flexo]

You can't really do that for other capeshit, though. Drop a character in that nobody's seen before, and you'll probably need at least a bit of setup. And I don't care if you actually needed to see everything or not, the fact is that Disney always implied you did because they wanted you to see more movies. The issue with that is that you either slog through shit you don't like and it feels like homework, or you get confused when something pops up out of nowhere that you didn't know about because you didn't watch everything. People who didn't watch all the D+ crap are definitely going to be like "who the fuck are these broads" if they actually bother to see Captain Resting Bitchface 2.

Well... you could.

As an example... look at My Hero Academia. (yes I know it's anime, but wait) The whole story and everything makes it feel like you've been dropped into issue 100 of a comic book, because this place feels like a real, lived in world. Yes even though you're on issue one, it does a really good job of delivering exposition and keeping you informed of what you need to know when you need to know it.

Heck don't forget Star Wars. (later added in "Episode 4")

After Endgame, MARVEL was in perfect position to create new "jumping on" points for the next round of fans and generations. They just needed to treat the next batch of movies like "issue 1" and fill in newbies with what they need to know when they need to know it but not make it required. Then if fans ever want to see more, they can go back and watch the older films they want. "Oh that Invasion of New York our heroes are talking about was actually on screen? I got to check that out!"

Or if you want a real life example, anybody can watch Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan without ever having seen the episode of Trek that inspired it. Yeah if you did, you may have gotten a bit more enjoyment out of the movie, but it's not required.

MatPat is a faggot and Bob is fat.

You know I used to kind of enjoy MatPat. I even used his theme song to torture someone once. But then...

It's FemBusters all over again. You take what could have actually been a quick and decent joke and bury it deep into cringe. I almost yelled "faggot" out lout at my screen after that appearance.

I've said before that Bob is more invested in the discourse surrounding media than he is in the actual quality of the final product. And I think that's one of many reasons people find him insufferable. He doesn't really care as much about the end product as long as he can get some cheap shots at his "enemies" and his personal tastes aren't horribly offended. (His personal tastes imo being really shallow and easily appeased.)
Most of the posts in this thread (yours included) show more earnest interest in the media discussed and passion for the mediums in general than pretty much all Bobs commentary. He just wants to take swipes and argue with people he thinks are stupid and evil. Its why I have a tough time figuring out what Bob actually enjoys without the strings of culture war bullshit attached.
For example he didn't really get into talking about the Mario movie until he could find some bottom of barrel anti woke grifters to harp on, and even then it was pretty tepid especially compared to how much shit he piled on the sonic movie.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I will say though I do believe MST3k and Mario are two things he does have earnest interest in. I honestly believe his delay on the Mario movie wasn't because he was looking for an angle of attack but because it was such a happy moment in his life he couldn't risk exposing a genuine side of himself. Like so many have pointed out, people nowadays seem to put a lot of effort into building a shield of irony and sarcasm around them. Which as led some to rebel against this and express way too much of their honest feelings to the world (looking at you star-wars-cry-guy).

We've seen how Bob reacts when one of his enemies has an emotional moment. I really do think he waited so long on his Mario movie because he was afraid of putting something out there that his "enemies" could attack him on.

And he likes to think of his interest in the discourse as making him more media literate than most critics out there. In fact, he has more interest in the people and drama around a movie than the movie itself. Hell, his entire career as a games critic he never played the games but thought he could do the job because he read some articles and watched a couple of gameplay videos.

He'll always take the laziest option. Why bother experiencing the thing when you can just binge off of other people's experience of the thing?

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

This lesbian shit has got to be one of Robert's weirdest fixations. I get that in shit like Chasing Amy made lesbians into some sort of unicorn, hot chicks into other hot chicks doing hot chicks stuff, and the "nerds" are supposed to go "wha!! that is so hot!!!!" as if they are in a crappy sex comedy from the 2000's (fucking thanks American Pie).

But Robert, that is supposed to be just a joke, no one really oogles lesbians just because they are lesbians, and it was never a "cool" thing to be lesbian either, unless you think shit like "Sex and the City" is funny. Also, Xena fucking sucks, for Christ sake...

And the gay chick shit that has been all over movies and comics is now is just a lazy roundabout way to make the sought after strong female hero, but if said heroine ever so much thinks of having a D, social media spergs would have a field day calling it "female subjugation", so now character needs to be gay and lame (and boring) to survive the twitter jungle where the people who make said comics and movies seem to live.

And that just makes this gay representation push Hollywood is making just a safe, cynical pandering move. Hence why Parker and Stone seems to have made a lot of people butthurt, including our boy Robert here.

But I don't know if Robert really is stuck in the early 2000's or what, but man this has to be the sad equivalent of the weeb who is into anime panty shots, it is only arousing if you are weirdo.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob never sounds more like a neckbeard than when it comes to the subject of women and how horny he is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm going back to this Moviebob comment: "...'a lil' bit of racism' is just fine, ya know? You can just eat around that part, like the poblanos in a side salad from a pizza place if they're too spicy for you."

Just to give you an idea as to how this is Moviebob delivering a failed analogy:

In terms of chile pepper heat, poblano chiles are among the mildest. In terns of scoville units (the index to which the spiciness of chiles are measured), a poblano usually rates between 1,000 to 2,000 units. The common jalapeno rates anywhere from 2,500 at 8,000, and a habanero pepper rates between 100,000 and 350,000. (Others go much hotter, sometimes into the millions.)

Secondly, eating around the peppers won't necessarily reduce the heat peppers imbue in a dish. Capsaisin, the chemical component that gives chiles their mouth-searing heat (and, in some cases, a case of burning eyes), is rather sticky on a molecular level, and that stuff will attach itself to any salad ingredient it touches.

Lastly... has anyone here ever eaten a salad with poblano chiles in it, especially from a pizza parlor? I haven't.

Oh... and lest I forget, racist Moviebob is racist.

I think Bob is an idiot here. I will guarantee you that Bob forgot that Italian peppers that might be in a salad in a Pizza place are NOT called "Poblano". They are "Pepperoncino/Pepperoncini". I've never heard of Poblano being used in a salad. I have however, heard of pickled Pepperonchini being used in a salad. Pepperonchini are fairly mild.

But I don't know if Robert really is stuck in the early 2000's or what, but man this has to be the sad equivalent of the weeb who is into anime panty shots, it is only arousing if you are weirdo.

I think someone intro'ed Bob to lesbun pr0n a little too early in Young Bobby's life, and he's been hooked ever since.