Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Maybe they'll worry it will turn out like it did with Blackadder, though I don't see how it could: Blackadder had descendants.
The last Blackadder went over the top with his men at the end after trying hard not to. Shows that even someone like Blackadder had an ounce of decency unlike Bob.

Yeah, my folks have the book of Br'er Bear and Br'er Fox's Tarbaby somewhere, I'm sure.
That's the weird thing about Song of the South. A large amount of it is old African American folk tales that teach valuable life lessons.
 
One of the few pieced of media I had as a child, back in the days before VCRs, was a Song of the South book and record set involving a clever trap set by a Bear and a Wolf involving a Tar Baby. They outsmarted themselves in the end, though. It taught me valuable life lessons not to be tricked by your victims after you've trapped them in tar. At least that was the point I got out of it. Born and raised in the briar patch....
I remember having the same thing but it was a book + cassette. It was a very valuable lesson. I did have one or two of those records + books though. I always remember Peter and the Wolf.
 
Yeah, my folks have the book of Br'er Bear and Br'er Fox's Tarbaby somewhere, I'm sure.
Aha, you are right, it was a Fox, I must have gotten it confused in my mind with something else, the rest of it was correct though.
I remember having the same thing but it was a book + cassette. It was a very valuable lesson. I did have one or two of those records + books though. I always remember Peter and the Wolf.
I remember... G. I. Joe!

 
I had this Transformers audio book I remember playing it on the stereo we had in the Kitchen it had a Record Player and Cassette player in it. I know why did we have a stereo in the kitchen? Simple my mum liked to listen to music when cooking.


I also remember having some Transformers and GI Joe View Masters. Might sound crazy but I'd rather have view masters and audio books vs some tablet as a kid.

To keep on point Blobby is a fat retard.
 
09Nov#01
The writings are all over the wall; Bobby is still in denial. Because apparently box office doesn't mean a thing.
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09Nov#02
Bobby brings up Tron again to "prove" that box office and movie cancelation doesn't matter.
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Once again, if Bobby is so confident about The Rat's "games", why aren't him buying up their stock? Why aren't him telling his mom to mortgage their home to do so?

09Nov#03
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Billionaires talk in a coded language towards other billionaires, in case the proles get the true message and throw a spanner in their plans, and do you really want Bob Iger to talk about The Rat's losing side? If you want the transcript, it is here.


09Nov#04
This is how much enthusiasm Bobby can muster for Captain Turd 2.
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09Nov#05
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I'm not sure such moonspeak would motivate people to see Turd 2, but then box office doesn't matter right?

09Nov#06
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That's more like an endorsement -- especially trustworthy from Cuties's Number One Fan.

09Nov#07
Predictably Bobby retweets all positive reviews of Turd 2. The following is typical:
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09Nov#08
And if you like Black Girl Magic, you might like Turd 2.
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09Nov#09
Who'd have guessed that Turd 2 kowtows to the Bollywood market?
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If Drinker dies during the screening of Turd 2, he deserves a state's funeral for his personal sacrifice to cinema.

09Nov#10
You surrender your Fan Badge if you badmouth Turd 2.
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09Nov#11
Oh, you've seen how the critics hate it.
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Wasn't the lowest RT critics score ever held by an MCU entry 49% for Whor?

09Nov#12
Needless to say, Bobby and co. are marking every critic that make a honest verdict.
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Oh BTW why should critical opinion matter if box office doesn't matter?

09Nov#13
That Nixon joke again.
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09Nov#14
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Perhaps the Birds of Prey comparison is apt; the trailer keeps showing us Stinkface's boobage.

09Nov#15
One of Bobby's cronies has become a turncoat; his faith toward Grand Pope Kevin is faltering.
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Unfortunately Bobby's boardroom experience doesn't tell him that even "actual businessmen" can fail.

09Nov#16
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Oh Bobby, this is the time a hero like you rise to the occasion! Talk to the Boston Film Critic Association and tell them you'll start a course on Media Literacy for Critics! Make Critics Great Again!

09Nov#17
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09Nov#18
Twitter has found a new way to troll SJW geeks: calling Miles Morales "Spider-Man".
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If anyone wants to add fire to their fight, throw a copy of Russell's On Denoting in their midst.

09Nov#19
Star Wars shit.
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09Nov#20
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So is the strike "suspended" or is it "over"? I'd expect a luminary in Philosophy like Oliver Lennard to ask for a clarification, instead of parroting the words in the biggest typeface.

09Nov#21
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09Nov#22
Even worse news for Bobby: Live action Zelda is to be directed by Wes Ball.
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09Nov#23
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09Nov#24
Bobby says, "None of the above. Link should be played by a woman."
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Can anyone tell me what is Avi Arad's attitude for lesbun shit?

09Nov#25
The rusty Positronic Ray is pressed into service again.
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I agree with Bobby that this is Waititi territory (and no my real name is not Ray)

09Nov#26
Crayon Shin-Chan
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09Nov#27
Mr. Beast is allegedly hit by the non-existent "cancel culture".
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I think Lon Harris gets it right this time. The attention whore made up the whole thing.

09Nov#28
More people I don't know about and don't care about.
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BTW it'd help if someone can look up Josh Friedmaster for me. I suspect he is one of Bobby's old friends in an alias.


09Nov#29
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I've heard crazier things, such as the claim that mathematicians who subscribes to Mathematical Platonism are more likely to be politically conservative.

09Nov#30
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09Nov#31
Anti-cop bullshit.
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I always remember Peter and the Wolf.
Suzie Templeton has done a humorous, if somewhat dark and gritty, version of Peter and the Wolf. One of the orchestras on my side occasionally puts this up with live orchestra, and these concerts are often sold out.
 
Well if those former employers weren't racist nazi ghouls, they would have understood that Bob was right to call for the extermination of all those "people". Therefore, they ruined his life because they were mean
Bob actually thinks this, no doubt, and his autism that makes him think calling for genocide of "the Stupids " is the funniest shit knowing he doesn't get why that's bad
09Nov#02
Bobby brings up Tron again to "prove" that box office and movie cancelation doesn't matter.
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Once again, if Bobby is so confident about The Rat's "games", why aren't him buying up their stock? Why aren't him telling his mom to mortgage their home to do so?
Bob, Tron is a old nostalgic franchise for them. People like it, it just doesn't make money movie wise. That and Disney bought star wars, which canceled any further Tron.

To answer the initial question, the MCU needs to either slow down or take a break. While what killed tron is slightly different, what's the same is that with tron, there were too many space movies at one time. I haven't seen a Marvel flick since Quantamania, and that was ass, and now with the Kang actor situation, it's fucked up their scripts unless they recast. Even then, will it be good? Given the script and cg in quantum, I doubt it unless they regroup and cut the fat.
09Nov#03
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Billionaires talk in a coded language towards other billionaires, in case the proles get the true message and throw a spanner in their plans, and do you really want Bob Iger to talk about The Rat's losing side? If you want the transcript, it is here.
Bob losing 387 million isn't chump change. A millionaire is gonna feel that. I know sucking off the rat is your thing, but I promise no one at that quarterly report is happy
Again, find the Quartering pretty gay, but Bob, last time I checked, the ones that most want to ship off American treasure and equipment to Ukraine are leftist democrats. And Ukraine has that tranny spokesman. Come on bro.
 
09Nov#09
Who'd have guessed that Turd 2 kowtows to the Bollywood market?
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If Drinker dies during the screening of Turd 2, he deserves a state's funeral for his personal sacrifice to cinema.
One of these movies is capeshit. One of these movies is a musical. Can you tell me which one should have a song and dance routine and not a super hero punching a blue laser and which one should have a super hero punching a blue laser and not doing a song and dance routine?
 
09Nov#28
More people I don't know about and don't care about.
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"I say I don't want to feel mean as a way to really shittily protect myself from judging someone else's ugliness."
BTW it'd help if someone can look up Josh Friedmaster for me. I suspect he is one of Bobby's old friends in an alias.
Over twenty THOUSAND tweets in just over 2 years
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All of it seems like it's Bob's type of culture war bullshit. The earliest I can find him doing anything, and tbf twitter's advanced search has been a bit goofy as of late, is in December of 2021, 4 months after account creation
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He admits that he's over 18 so that he could get added to some list thing from a guy who draws My Hero Academia porn...I think. It might just be fanfic.
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His account is pretty lax with ten or so posts a month until June of 2022 when he's tweeting at least twice a day and getting angrier
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It's not just Trump that got him all hot and bothered. It was people being mean to Disney too!
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You have no idea the quantity and quality of bitches he's laid with that last tweet. And boy howdy does he know a thing or two about laying pipe and crushing puss because he's a fan of Dick Masterson...I think. It's just really, really weird seeing Dax and the pedo being brought up in the wild.
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A few things:
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    You're not missing anything with the quote tweeted pic being blurry
  2. Edwin is a retard who doesn't know what the fuck Orwellian even means
  3. Something I've never noticed until now is that Elon has now made the number of likes someone has made visible. Josh has amassed fifty-eight thousand likes in over two years. For comparison, our lovely Lord of Lynn only has over eighty-three thousand likes in twelve years.
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    oof on both of them.
Interestingly when I look up his @ through a search engine I get this video suggested.
This shit seems right up his alley. If he has some sort of part in this I don't know and forgive me for not caring to sit through 20 minutes of fucking redditors mumbling how people like the Quartering bitching about pop movies and shows is actually bad because black people or some retardation.

My conclusion is that Josh is a faggot. He's someone's alt who either erased everything personal he posted in that four month blank period or forgot that he wasn't posting on main until he snapped in June 2022 or his main got banned in May of 2022 leaving him with his first name bunch of numbers alt. He doesn't follow Bob and Bob doesn't follow him. He's a rando that said something that made Bob clap when he saw it.
 
Turd 2 opened in Hong Kong yesterday and I'm reading the comments of cinema-goers. They mention one of the gimmicks is a whole planet of beings who communicate by singing. And the main gimmick is that the three females switch places whenever they use their powers.

And the shills are trying to pump up the critics score on RT. It's 62% (fresh) as I speak.
 
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The writings are all over the wall; Bobby is still in denial. Because apparently box office doesn't mean a thing.
for those who may be unaware, Foxxcon Nets are nets installed outside buildings to prevent suicide by jumping, so basically Bob is saying here that the same circumstances affecting Warner or Universal would result in suicides while at Marvel/Disney it would be like whatever, continue on like nothing bad is happening.

Also, hilarious that the Narcissistic Autist Bob thinks HE should be trusted with that kind of power and money. Especially given how lazy he is.
You surrender your Fan Badge if you badmouth Turd 2.
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Bob's screenshot is meaningless and his argument is stupid. The Marvels doesn't have an Audience score yet because the "Embargo" hasn't expired yet - the "Audience" hasn't SEEN it yet. So in reality, we don't yet KNOW what the audience reaction will be, so Bob's jumping the gun here. Rotten Tomatoes scores apartheid has nothing to do with whether Nerdrotic is "sorted with the fans" which is a fucking meaningless concept. I'm sure Nerdrotic himself doesn't give a flying fuck whether he's grouped and where in the arbitrary binary that is "Critic or Fan".

I suppose Bob's exceptional mindset is why he doesn't consider himself a "fan", because he's a Critic ™️ , and Critics cannot Overlap with Fans.

Also his hyphens are unnecessary and grammatically ridiculous. I hope Nerdrotic finds out and tears him a new one.
Needless to say, Bobby and co. are marking every critic that make a honest verdict.
the last guy in that screenshot is a moron. YES, the Archie Comics BRAND ran some great non-teenage-drama comics: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Sonic the Hedgehog come to mind (not that this would impress Bob, about Sanic, anyway), but this is deliberately taking Alan Ng's remarks completely out of context, AGAIN. He didn't mean Archie Comics THE BRAND, he meant Archie Comics, with Archie and Jughead and Reggie and Betty and Veronica and the whole gang. Having read Archie Double Digests and Betty & Veronica etc. heavily in my youth, I know exactly what the fuck Alan Ng is on about. It's a pity Bob and his senpais haven't a clue, or they do, but they are being disingenuous as fuck about it. Archie is a completely fucking different genre than either Thor, TMNT, or Sanic. If you're gonna write Capeshit like an actual Archie Double Digest comic, it's going to show. Now, maybe Bob and his idiot followers have never picked up an Archie Double Digest or Betty & Veronica comic in their lives (despite Bob's reading Judy Blume shit all over the place; I wonder if the older female cousin would EVER part with her Archie Comics if she was into them at all) and thus they don't understand shit, which means they have NO business in Media Blue Curtain Analysis.
I've heard crazier things, such as the claim that mathematicians who subscribes to Mathematical Platonism are more likely to be politically conservative.
Daniel Baryon misspelled "Narcissists". A phenomenon that is surely NOT exclusive to ANY political stripe.
I'm loving the implication that you can only be a fan of something if you uncritically consume it no matter what direction it takes, instead of being passionate about it continuing to stay the course that got you into it in the first place.
It figures that the woketards think that if a "fan" is hating on a property that they USED to enjoy because it was being produced properly and now it's not so now they're highly critical of it, they aren't actually "fans". As if the NPCs consuming the goyslop without question regardless of how "bad" it gets are actual fans.
 
The writings are all over the wall; Bobby is still in denial. Because apparently box office doesn't mean a thing.
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Bobby brings up Tron again to "prove" that box office and movie cancelation doesn't matter.
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Once again, if Bobby is so confident about The Rat's "games", why aren't him buying up their stock? Why aren't him telling his mom to mortgage their home to do so?
At present, Disney stock is about $90 per share. That's probably 72 hours' worth of rent in Massachusetts (I'm admittedly guessing).

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Who'd have guessed that Turd 2 kowtows to the Bollywood market?
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If Drinker dies during the screening of Turd 2, he deserves a state's funeral for his personal sacrifice to cinema.
Conversely, if Moviebob dies for whatever reason, Bob's carcass will need to be flushed down the toilet. Unfortunately, there isn't a toilet big enough to do that.

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...Bobby and co. are marking every critic that make a honest verdict.
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Oh BTW why should critical opinion matter if box office doesn't matter?
See Pixels, a film Moviebob loathed: Reported budget is, reportedly, between $89,- and $129,000,000; box-office revenue around $244,000,000.

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That Nixon joke again.
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Could someone PLEASE Photoshop Moviebob's face to appear like the NPC meme?

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One of Bobby's cronies has become a turncoat; his faith toward Grand Pope Kevin is faltering.
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Unfortunately Bobby's boardroom experience doesn't tell him that even "actual businessmen" can fail.
After talking down to whomever these co-workers are, I'm genuinely surprised Moviebob never had a boardroom moment that ended with "Bob, YOU'RE FIRED!"

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Oh Bobby, this is the time a hero like you rise to the occasion! Talk to the Boston Film Critic Association and tell them you'll start a course on Media Literacy for Critics! Make Critics Great Again!
So if critics don't matter, does that mean Moviebob matters even less now than before?

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Moviebob's... kinda correct. "Woke" is directly synonymous with "selfish asshole", and some Republicans are selfish assholes (and, yes, I'm willing to use "selfish asshole" to describe Donald Trump).

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So, in accordance to @AnarkYouTube, empathy is required to make good art. Perfect explanation as to why Moviebob is incapable of producing good art.

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Anti-cop bullshit.
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If "dangerous individuals" are to stripped of their firearms, shouldn't Moviebob be forced to do so? (Also, I can't tell if Price is Right host Drew Carey is joking or serious here; If Drew's actually being serious on this issue, then Hollywood's claimed another soul)
 
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Bob boasts about him putting a review up on Rotten Tomatoes, rates Marvels as okish, and actually made new content!
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He calls the movie B+, says there are better than A+ (so better than perfection) "character work" whatever that means, and that the villain is "perfunctory and forgettable". He then says that summation of The Marvels is also the summation of the 15 year run of the MCU. No joke he calls mediocrity a good thing by saying Kevin Fiege won big by doing the Money Ball routine if you don't know, Money Ball is a baseball movie based on the concept of money ball which is where you don't spend huge sums of money hiring athletes who can get you home runs, you spend your money wisely and get a team of cheaper athletes who can get on base and I would be amiss if I didn't point out that since money ball became a thing I'm pretty sure only one team, the Boston Red Sox, have ever won a world series title using that strategy and they did that only once. That is an incredibly wrong and retarded way to view the MCU history. Bob himself described everything leading up to Avengers as a gamble. Disney didn't play it safe by producing mediocrity. They produced bland bullshit with some sparks of, for want of a better word, genius here and there. This is revisionist cope and a way to lampshade how most of the MCU is just blah.

Here are the only four Marvel products, not just movies but the shows as well, that Bob claims is "outright not very good"
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and for comparison here's where he ranks The Marvels
"You can put the Marvels right there with Iron Man, Hulk, She-Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Avengers, Iron Man 2 and 3, Civil War, Ant-Man, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, the first Captain Marvel, Falcon and Winter Soldier, Loki Black Widow, Shang-Chi, Hawkeye, Eternals, Moonight, Love and Thunder, Miss Marvel, Moon girl, Werewolf by Night, I'm sure I'm forgetting a few Spiderverse counts right? they did that thing so yeah anyway all of which are again pretty damn good to just find which is a shockingly good average for a genre and Industry that only just recently hoisted (I think that's what he says the transcript says "voed") The Flash on everybody"

It's as good as everything besides the shit he says isn't good. There is no mention of Agents of Shield or Daredevil. He ends his comparison with a quip about "at least it's not The Flash, am I correct fellow consoomers?"

Like the Mario movie, a 10/10 rating mind you, he doesn't know what else he can say about the movie other than "CONSOOM!" and that's around the 2 minute mark, a minute and a half of which was spent apologizing for the banality of the MCU. He cuts off any criticism by saying he doesn't want to talk box office numbers nor people who are going to reference the girl boss episode of South Park by offering the "second hand response of normal people with real jobs who recently touched grass"
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meaning that he is not normal, does not have a real job, and has not touched grass himself. Fucking. LOL.

No shit. He finally gets into talking about the actual movie and not some random bullshit tangentially related to the movie two minutes and fifty seconds into his review of the movie. He brushes away parts of the movie by explaining that there have already been "30 of these by now" so it needs no explanation. He spends half a second talking about the musical sequence with an equally short clip of a ballroom dance from the movie and saying "there's a musical sequence" and imediately tries to distract you from what he just said by mentioning the amazing post credit sequence which if you don't know brings the Xmen officially into the MCU by showing off Kelsey Grammer as blue Hank McCoy.

The song and dance number is never brought up again.

He makes fun of The Batman by exclaiming
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"the best news being that someone finally got the memo that these things don't all need to take a whole fucking weekend to watch"

You see guise?! It's short! The parts that suck are short but they still found time dazzle you with pretty colors! The cool stuff "gets time to breathe" believe it! If you demand more of your disposable media well "that feels close to being the kind of person who's just already more miserable than I like to be"! Eat your fucking slop and be grateful!

He ends by saying that either Iman Valani is the star and she's a big hit with the fans and this will make her a huge star with mainstream audiences in 7 out of 10 movie. A kiss of death if I've ever heard one.
 
Oh my fucking God, Bob's RT review was making fun of some other reviewer whom I've never heard of before.
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Bob appreciated the kind of shoutout and took the opportunity to shill himself.
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This autist's clapback was to reverse Alan's review. Absolutely breath taking and you would never have known unless you were in the same exact reddit/discord circles as Bob. He is such a silly imbecile.
 
Oh my fucking God, Bob's RT review was making fun of some other reviewer whom I've never heard of before.
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Bob appreciated the kind of shoutout and took the opportunity to shill himself.
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This autist's clapback was to reverse Alan's review. Absolutely breath taking and you would never have known unless you were in the same exact reddit/discord circles as Bob. He is such a silly imbecile.
This is catty enough to be a plot point in an Archie comic.
 
Bob boasts about him putting a review up on Rotten Tomatoes, rates Marvels as okish, and actually made new content!
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How pathetic can someone be?
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10Nov#01
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No, Bobby will not reward you with sex, seeing that he has none.

10Nov#02
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10Nov#03
The problem is not the product; the problem is the messenger.
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10Nov#04
Why are you objecting to the very existence of comics?
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10Nov#05
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Because superhero comics are famous for being ground in reality.

10Nov#06
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10Nov#07
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10Nov#08
About that song and dance that almost killed The Critical Drinker.
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RRR is a Bollywood film, and Bollywood has its own conventions. A non-Indian critics will make adjustment for that.

10Nov#09
Marketwatch is bullish about The Rat, but Bobby's optimism surpasses them.
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10Nov#10
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From Variety.


10Nov#11
On the other side, WB deep-freezes another project, and because it was one of James Gunn's creations, Bobby pops another blood vessel, as if the situation reminds him of Trump or something.
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Didn't Bobby just say "actual businessmen" who sit in boards know business?

10Nov#12
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If there is a reason I would say James Gunn fucked it up with his juvenile edgy humor, making the film unpalatable for family audience. The proverbial "test audience" were likely unfuckable men- and womenchildren who didn't understand what parents look for.

10Nov#13
More nostalgia bait, because Hollywood has zero creativity.
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10Nov#14
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10Nov#15
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This is the TikTok video he links to.

10Nov#16
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Please put everything on line to suck cocks for money.

10Nov#17
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Like the Mario movie, a 10/10 rating mind you, he doesn't know what else he can say about the movie other than "CONSOOM!" and that's around the 2 minute mark, a minute and a half of which was spent apologizing for the banality of the MCU. He cuts off any criticism by saying he doesn't want to talk box office numbers nor people who are going to reference the girl boss episode of South Park by offering the "second hand response of normal people with real jobs who recently touched grass"
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meaning that he is not normal, does not have a real job, and has not touched grass himself. Fucking. LOL.
Thank you for your service (in watching this review which is probably the only thing worse than watching the movie itself). Here's what I know about Archie Comics:
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I've never read any but I don't think this is aimed at teenaged girls. I could be wrong I suppose. Maybe it's aimed at Bob since I'm sure this reminds him of an average day in his life.

Bob's "touch grass" insult is something that rubbed off on him from the breadtubers and breadtuber hangers on crowd that he desperately wants to be part of. Bob, of course, lives a sedentary life, and likely doesn't understand that the phrase "touch grass" is encouraging an active, healthy lifestyle away from the computer and not furiously posting to Twitter every five minutes. Truthfully, except for the fact that the people who say it (on Twitter) are usually annoying losers, it's not really bad advice if given in good spirits. Bob, himself, certainly needs to walk outside more.
 
Oh my fucking God, Bob's RT review was making fun of some other reviewer whom I've never heard of before.
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Bob appreciated the kind of shoutout and took the opportunity to shill himself.
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This autist's clapback was to reverse Alan's review. Absolutely breath taking and you would never have known unless you were in the same exact reddit/discord circles as Bob. He is such a silly imbecile.


But remember, folks, Bob appreciates professionalism.
 
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