Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.



TL;DW: For better or worse, The FN@F Movie is an adequately serviceable adaptation of the source material. 6/10

Surprisingly tact for a man that has eagerly dismissed this series a "Night Trap clone." Maybe the checks from MatPat changed his mind.

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Also wtf is Bob trying to say here?
 
Also wtf is Bob trying to say here?
The time for movie adaptations of videogames to take center stage of pop-culture has come, as the capeshit seem to be on it's way out.

According to Robert.

Might be the case, but to me is one of those "Have to see it to believe it" deals. I know the Illumination Mario flick made a truckload of money, but one swallow doesn't make summer.

Either way, Robert better be hitting up that Zelda wiki so he can hunt for easter eggs on the trailers... or read the reddit threads, either way.
 
16Nov#14
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Yeah, keep blaming covid. Your faith can move mountains.
If those "D-list media guys" Bobby forgot existed manage to bounce back thanks to the steaming, reeking pile of shit known as Brie Larson, I can only say "more power to them".
If Paul Chato is D-list, then Bob wouldn't even make it to Z-list. I mean, Chato may not be as famous as he was in the Frantics' heyday, but at least he brings his comedic chops to his videos and he was once an executive at the CBC so he has more experience in the biz than Bob. His videos even inspired me to look up the Frantics' skits on YouTube and they still hold up better than what passes for "comedy" today.
 
16Nov#01
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I get a Sabrina The Teenage Witch vibe from the trailer.
It's been pointed out before, but Bob has this annoying habit of ending statements with question marks when he's not sure how much he wants to commit to a thought, in case he gets called out on them later for being stupid. It's especially egregious in this screencap where he does it six times over three tweets. Be a man of conviction, Bob! You're already so confidently wrong in so many other things, what's one more?
Bob desperately trying to convince us all he still has anyone willing to hire him. I'll believe it when I see it.
16Nov#06
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Bobby really, really cannot let go of Alan Ng, as we shall see in a moment.
There already is a Breitbart for movies, it's called Breitbart. It's also a good excuse to bring up the fact that Bob's old nemesis John Nolte has had a successful career there for years now and has recently published his first book. This knowledge would almost certainly make Blobbo seethe at yet another chud having greater success than he has.
16Nov#10
Critical Drinker does his homework and finds out the story behind Batgirl's cancelation. Video, 12 minutes.
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And speaking of chuds doing better than him, Bob is so blinded by his hatred that he won't even bother watching a video that was rather supportive of the film and bemoaning its unfair cancellation. Keep wallowing in your rage, fatass, I'm sure it'll do wonders for your health.
16Nov#11
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I sort of agree with Bobby. Star Wars isn't a franchise that needs to "grow up", any more than it needs to "girl up".
Silly names do not preclude a series from being mature. The Hobbit was effectively a fairy tale full of goofily named characters, then Tolkien went all out and created a more adult work with The Lord of the Rings. Dune has all manner of crazy names (including actual character Duncan Idaho), no problem being mature. Hell, even the evil Harry Potter series got progressively more mature as it went along.

Just because Star Wars is a series of movies you can start showing a child when they're young doesn't preclude it from having its moments of darkness and maturity. Kids can be more intelligent than we give them credit for, and they don't need everything to be dumbed down for them, especially when dumbing it down also means that everyone else's entertainment suffers.
16Nov#14
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Yeah, keep blaming covid. Your faith can move mountains.
If those "D-list media guys" Bobby forgot existed manage to bounce back thanks to the steaming, reeking pile of shit known as Brie Larson, I can only say "more power to them".
People have been making fun of every failure, Bob, you either haven't noticed or are being willfully obtuse. Disney is getting shit on especially hard because everyone likes to see the downfall of hubris. It's not rocket science.
16Nov#17
Another MCU shake-up. What else is new?
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Bob really does have this weird fixation with "they were never gonna call that movie [x]." If that's the case, why announce it so early, then? Why signal you're going one direction only to change it later? The only logical explanation would be that it wasn't planned and they're having to do major retooling now that various things have fallen apart, like hiring a woman beater as your next antagonist.

Ever since the first teaser at the end of The Avengers, it was obvious that the MCU was eventually going to build to Thanos and their version of the Infinity Gauntlet. That never changed once over the next seven years. Swapping out like this just screams unplanned desperation move, not Kevin Feige's 4D chess.
16Nov#37
Old news: attendants to an NFT party in Hong Kong suffered eye damage. A&N thread.
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So people deserve to go blind because they are careless with money and love cartoon monkeys a little too much?
In case you needed further proof that Bob is evil, or at least a fat vindictive cunt.
16Nov#38
Bobby on AI-generated art. He thinks AI is legit when it is used by "artists" to get lazy, but is morally impermissible for people to sample the style of others without due payment. He also think artists and their heirs should get perpetual royalties.
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And if you needed even more proof, Bob is now decrying the entire concept of the public domain and actually wants copyright to extend into perpetuity, probably because he thinks he deserves to get paid for his low-effort dreck forever, never mind that nobody's buying it.

I've said it before and I will continue to make this argument: AI tools are no different than any other methods that people have used to remix existing art. Fair use does not require you to credit or compensate the existing artists. Culture is always reinventing what came before, and AI art is just another extension of this. Cope and seethe.
 
The time for movie adaptations of videogames to take center stage of pop-culture has come, as the capeshit seem to be on it's way out.

According to Robert.

Might be the case, but to me is one of those "Have to see it to believe it" deals. I know the Illumination Mario flick made a truckload of money, but one swallow doesn't make summer.

Either way, Robert better be hitting up that Zelda wiki so he can hunt for easter eggs on the trailers... or read the reddit threads, either way.

That can't be true, because Bob said Marvel Movies are here to stay! Regardless of box office or audience reception! You can't tell me Bob believes the MCU is ending soon! Bob definitely knows there's enough room in Hollywood for the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, right?
 
blobbo isnt a nerd or a dork he is a legit retarded piece of shit
Bob is retarded, and also he looks like this:
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"Bob the handsome retard."
And speaking of chuds doing better than him, Bob is so blinded by his hatred that he won't even bother watching a video that was rather supportive of the film and bemoaning its unfair cancellation. Keep wallowing in your rage, fatass, I'm sure it'll do wonders for your health.
Bob probably only cares about the Batgirl movie in that he believes it is politically aligned with him and will help him own the chuds and Zaslav. If it give the Critical Drinker more credibility, though, he'll be hostile to that. How much does Bob really like any of the stuff he shills for?
 
Bob really does have this weird fixation with "they were never gonna call that movie [x]." If that's the case, why announce it so early, then? Why signal you're going one direction only to change it later? The only logical explanation would be that it wasn't planned and they're having to do major retooling now that various things have fallen apart, like hiring a woman beater as your next antagonist.

Ever since the first teaser at the end of The Avengers, it was obvious that the MCU was eventually going to build to Thanos and their version of the Infinity Gauntlet. That never changed once over the next seven years. Swapping out like this just screams unplanned desperation move, not Kevin Feige's 4D chess.

Bob is really fixated on getting across this idea that these Disney execs are never concerned or influenced by what us lowly plebs think or do.

If he's so convinced that people shitting on Disney on Youtube isn't gonna do anything to derail the steady stream of tired goyslop that runs directly into his gullet, then why is he so goddamn obsessed with them, and talking about how they need to be taken off Youtube?
 
Has it been talked, about escapist losing Zero Punctuation and them basically founding their own shit? I wonder if bobby boy will try to get onto that money boat.

Yahtzee seems smart enough to know it's a good idea to keep Bob far away from his shit. He has a known track record of not listening to his employer's, even when it's in his best interests to do so.
 
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In regards to the “Star Wars needs to grow up” thing, they’re arguing against a gross simplification of what Mauler actually said in his video. He wasn’t saying it’s being to kiddy, he was saying it’s got to be more than key jangling basic nostalgia baiting and only that. Among other stuff.


Bob is more than likely intentionally lying about the statement because he has a seething hatred for Mauler and all.
 
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Also wtf is Bob trying to say here?
Ever since he started the channel, he's been chomping at the bit for a Nintendo shared universe, much like the MCU, eventually culminating in a Super Smash Bros. style movie in which they're all together fighting Master Hand or something. But funnily enough, for Zelda he insists that it doesn't need to be a big epic movie like the Mario movie needs to be, Zelda can just be a ninety minute adventure where Link finds treasure and then fights Ganon at the end.
Bob will only be remembered for his hateful desire to massacre half (or more) of America.
And only by us. The rest of the world will forget about him very quickly. In fact, most of them already have.
Fat, stupid, arrogant sterotype, i prefer movingblob as a name haha
Moving implies he does something besides sit around on his dying PC, tweeting. Movieblob works well enough.
That can't be true, because Bob said Marvel Movies are here to stay! Regardless of box office or audience reception! You can't tell me Bob believes the MCU is ending soon! Bob definitely knows there's enough room in Hollywood for the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the Nintendo Cinematic Universe, right?
Considering he got so pissed off at the idea that a DC shared universe, or even the Universal Monster verse, might exist at the same time as the MCU? No, he couldn't handle it. The MCU needs to step aside so the characters he read about when he was a kid can be in movies and team up to fight evil in live action like he always dreamed of watching.
 
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Considering he got so pissed off at the idea that a DC shared universe, or even the Universal Monster verse, might exist at the same time as the MCU? No, he couldn't handle it. The MCU needs to step aside so the characters he read about when he was a kid can be in movies and team up to fight evil in live action like he always dreamed of watching.

So much for all that Marvel Movie dickriding I guess. What was even the point of all that reverent defense of the MCU if he can shamelessly throw it all away in favor of Nintendo on the big screens?

It's not even about Bob supposedly liking Marvel movies anymore. It's that he wants to INFLICT them on people who don't like them. That they annoy 'the right people' is reason enough to keep the MCU going forever, in his eyes.

He never got over the other kids calling him gay for liking geeky shit in the 80's and 90's.

Ah, I see. Spite is a good explanation too.
 
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