Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Dr J]

I though Spider-man's thing was juggling all the women who wanted to be his special lady, but maybe I'm not up to date with modern Spider-man.

Neither am I, and I know in more recent years Marvel have tried to make the regular Peter Parker Spider-Man into much more of a nerdy, cucky loser because they scarcely understand the character better than Blob.

But when Blob writes stuff like this:

He's describing himself, not Spider-Man. Unless one of the alternate universe Spider-Men is a morbidly obese diabetic basement dweller who makes barely minimum wage doing film reviews on YouTube for a living

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

See, I thought Peter parkers life sucked because he was traumatized as a young man, and is married to the job of being Spiderman out of guilt and tragedy so much that he's incapable of having a normal "cover" life. He batman, but poor and empowered, and vulnerable where superman isn't. Yeah he's a nerd and smart but he can't juggle that life of great responsibility with holding down a 9 to 5 or grad school.

 

[Dr J]

See, I thought Peter parkers life sucked because he was traumatized as a young man, and is married to the job of being Spiderman out of guilt and tragedy so much that he's incapable of having a normal "cover" life. He batman, but poor and empowered, and vulnerable where superman isn't. Yeah he's a nerd and smart but he can't juggle that life of great responsibility with holding down a 9 to 5 or grad school.

That is pretty much correct

If you look at the comics, and you look at the Raimi (whose dick Blob absolutely slobbers over and yet he seems to have missed the point) movies, particularly the second one, you'll see that Spider-Man is perfectly capable of managing his life were it not for the responsibility of being Spider-Man. Hence the phrase 'With Great Power comes Great Responsibility'.

Most interpretations of Spider-Man have depicted him with a small circle of friends and at least two women fighting over him. That's not 'socially inept' or 'sucks at people, women epecially [sic]'. Bob is describing himself

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That is pretty much correct

If you look at the comics, and you look at the Raimi (whose dick Blob absolutely slobbers over and yet he seems to have missed the point) movies, particularly the second one, you'll see that Spider-Man is perfectly capable of managing his life were it not for the responsibility of being Spider-Man. Hence the phrase 'With Great Power comes Great Responsibility'.

Most interpretations of Spider-Man have depicted him with a small circle of friends and at least two women fighting over him. That's not 'socially inept' or 'sucks at people, women epecially [sic]'. Bob is describing himself

He never read those comics, despite his insistence that he did. He can only see Spider-Man as himself. Much like that "How to fix Spiderman in the MCU" video he did, he described Peter as a character "ruled by his insecurities" who quit being a superhero because he was upset that the Avengers were so much more popular than him. And then joined Tony's side so he could beat up other heroes.

 

[Positron]

[Spiderman] was upset that the Avengers were so much more popular than him. And then joined Tony's side so he could beat up other hero

This is exactly why Bobby longed to join Breadtube, with "The Avengers" being the motley crew of "tankies" and "antifascists".

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Neither am I, and I know in more recent years Marvel have tried to make the regular Peter Parker Spider-Man into much more of a nerdy, cucky loser because they scarcely understand the character better than Blob.

But when Blob writes stuff like this:

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Bob is such an old fag that he only remembers Peter Parker from the 60's when he was first introduced because I'm pretty sure once Mary Jane entered his life she was all over him, that's not even mentioning the bits with Gwen Stacey. Peter Parker unable to manage his life isn't a fault of his like he's just inept. It's one of his main conflicts. Being Spiderman puts the people he cares about in danger. He cannot just stop being Spiderman because his core tenant is the whole with great power comes great responsibility thing. The Sam Raimi movies from over 20 years ago knew this. Peter is not a gigantic loser period. The interpersonal conflicts are there by design for the sake of drama. Being a loser in of itself is not compelling anyway, unless you're Bob and you're looking for someone who can be literally you. It's really incredible how Bob states quite loudly and proudly how people he doesn't like do not understand media and then say stuff like this. I guess this is the same guy who gave us the Wokaine Bear rant so it shouldn't be unexpected.

He's describing himself, not Spider-Man. Unless one of the alternate universe Spider-Men is a morbidly obese diabetic basement dweller who makes barely minimum wage doing film reviews on YouTube for a living

Bob wishes he could be comparable to Spiderman, even the kind of bad run they did where Peter got divorced and became a teacher at the high school he attended that no one respected. At least then he would've touched some glorious ginger tits if but once.

 

[blablabla]

nobody in the entire fucking world would refer to peter parker as a idiot. project harder you worthless sack of shit

 

[Dr J]

Bob is such an old fag that he only remembers Peter Parker from the 60's when he was first introduced because I'm pretty sure once Mary Jane entered his life she was all over him, that's not even mentioning the bits with Gwen Stacey.

I doubt he read Ditko's comics and even in Ditko's comics he had Betty Brant and Liz Allen fighting over him (not to mention Gwen Stacy, who fancies him but he ignores her so she decides to be a bitch to him instead)

And why are these two/three women so keen to get with him (if my recollection is correct)? Because he's a responsible adult. Because he studies hard so he can get a good scholarship to get into college, all while working a job on the side taking photographs of himself as Spider-Man so he can help to support his ailing, widowed aunt and their household. He doesn't focus on trivialities and banalities. He's not a manchild like our fat fuhrer

 

[starborn427614]

Neither am I, and I know in more recent years Marvel have tried to make the regular Peter Parker Spider-Man into much more of a nerdy, cucky loser because they scarcely understand the character better than Blob.

But when Blob writes stuff like this:

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He's describing himself, not Spider-Man. Unless one of the alternate universe Spider-Men is a morbidly obese diabetic basement dweller who makes barely minimum wage doing film reviews on YouTube for a living

In what universe is Peter socially inept? At worst, he defuses tense situations with humour which is something the character has always been known for. Even in something as recent as the PS5 game the only reason he has personal issues is because of the symbiote, which is hardly his fault.

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob is such an old fag that he only remembers Peter Parker from the 60's when he was first introduced because I'm pretty sure once Mary Jane entered his life she was all over him, that's not even mentioning the bits with Gwen Stacey. Peter Parker unable to manage his life isn't a fault of his like he's just inept. It's one of his main conflicts. Being Spiderman puts the people he cares about in danger. He cannot just stop being Spiderman because his core tenant is the whole with great power comes great responsibility thing. The Sam Raimi movies from over 20 years ago knew this. Peter is not a gigantic loser period. The interpersonal conflicts are there by design for the sake of drama. Being a loser in of itself is not compelling anyway, unless you're Bob and you're looking for someone who can be literally you. It's really incredible how Bob states quite loudly and proudly how people he doesn't like do not understand media and then say stuff like this. I guess this is the same guy who gave us the Wokaine Bear rant so it shouldn't be unexpected.

Bob wishes he could be comparable to Spiderman, even the kind of bad run they did where Peter got divorced and became a teacher at the high school he attended that no one respected. At least then he would've touched some glorious ginger tits if but once.

I had this one as a kid. Stuck with me for years. (Notice Jean doesn't seem upset.)

I didn't read many comics as a kid though, and I know the comics from back them have pretty much nothing to do with modern comics.

 

[starborn427614]

As a kid, I actually liked the Orange Islands arc better than the way Pokemon handled Johto because they were in a different type of place, just sailing around on a Lapras, essentially trying to get Ash to beat the Elite Four. Instead of dragging out the second gen games over three fucking seasons, only for him to not even win the tournament. The gyms were also interesting because they required Ash to do challenges instead of just regular Pokemon battles. If I went back and rewatched them, I'd probably think they're stupid, but I agree, filler isn't necessarily bad.

That arc works so well because it actually follows up on the previous one, lets the protagonist learn from his mistakes and grow as a person. Not to mention all the other fun stuff you addressed.

If done right, filler can be a good thing. It's just easy to use it lazily to cover old clichés to pad out an episode count.

 

[BScCollateral]

And why are these two/three women so keen to get with him (if my recollection is correct)?

One "blink and you'll miss it" scene from the Ditko era I really loved was one of Parker's girls touching his bicep to get his attention, and then practically jumping in surprise when she noticed how hard his muscles were. I think all of Peter's positive traits were enhanced by "...I wonder what he looks like naked?"
Which, again, is something Bob need not worry about.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Little X-Mas gift for everyone here:

sing to the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"

We all laugh at Bob Chipman
We all know that he's nuts
Eugenics and simping and his geek cred's fake
Mauler's great when he laughs at his takes
As Bob tweets tweets tweets like a retard
As he attempts to get fame
With three-hun-dred thousand plus tweets
He should first get shame

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Neither am I, and I know in more recent years Marvel have tried to make the regular Peter Parker Spider-Man into much more of a nerdy, cucky loser because they scarcely understand the character better than Blob.

But when Blob writes stuff like this:

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He's describing himself, not Spider-Man. Unless one of the alternate universe Spider-Men is a morbidly obese diabetic basement dweller who makes barely minimum wage doing film reviews on YouTube for a living

Bob is just projecting a lot of his own insecurities here. The thing with Parker is that his character is about the struggles of being responsible. He has to constantly walk the fine line between his duties as Spider-Man and his selfish desire to live the normal life he wants. That is what the story of Spider-Man is at its core.

Part of the problem over the years, especially in the comics, is that they never really allow Peter to become a responsible adult and take the story to the next stage. They constantly want him to be that irresponsible teenager/young adult that just got his powers and is struggling to walk that tight-rope. They've never allowed the character to have an image beyond just his struggles with the balance, they want him constantly default back because they think that is all there is to him as a character and to the story of Spider-Man.

It was why "One More Day" is such a controversial comic: it represents the bigger issue of the writers constantly wanting to treat him like he's a teenager. Despite an adult for decades at that point in the comics, they couldn't allow him to develop into a seasoned veteran that is now leading a, normal adult life. He could still have his struggles that come with the job, but to have him actually find the balance and move the story of Spider-Man past his struggles to live both lives.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob is just projecting a lot of his own insecurities here. The thing with Parker is that his character is about the struggles of being responsible. He has to constantly walk the fine line between his duties as Spider-Man and his selfish desire to live the normal life he wants. That is what the story of Spider-Man is at its core.

Part of the problem over the years, especially in the comics, is that they never really allow Peter to become a responsible adult and take the story to the next stage. They constantly want him to be that irresponsible teenager/young adult that just got his powers and is struggling to walk that tight-rope. They've never allowed the character to have an image beyond just his struggles with the balance, they want him constantly default back because they think that is all there is to him as a character and to the story of Spider-Man.

It was why "One More Day" is such a controversial comic: it represents the bigger issue of the writers constantly wanting to treat him like he's a teenager. Despite an adult for decades at that point in the comics, they couldn't allow him to develop into a seasoned veteran that is now leading a, normal adult life. He could still have his struggles that come with the job, but to have him actually find the balance and move the story of Spider-Man past his struggles to live both lives.

This entire issue plagues Marvel and DC. The characters can't grow and nothing progresses.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

So, do we think Blob can put his phone down for long enough tomorrow to enjoy some family time or will he show up at lesser brother's and camp on the couch furiously tweeting his genocidal fantasies?

 

[Positron]

24Dec#01

You need to ask? The World was in a better place when Trump was president!

24Dec#02

24Dec#03

In the same speech Trump also promises to close the borders, which would disproportionately benefit people who aren't rich as hell. So let's just agree Trump has something for everyone, hmm?

24Dec#04

I don't quite follow the logic of these two people. Did Trump encourage the Supreme Court justices to trample the US Constitution and commit treason?

24Dec#05


24Dec#06
The flip side to TDS: boxer thinks the anti-Trump censors conspire against him and somehow caused him lose fights.


24Dec#07

How does establishing a strong allyship in the Middle East make Trump "The worst president in U.S. history"?

24Dec#08
And of course, the Bestest President in U.S. history just got better still.


24Dec#09
Joe Rogan muses how being the president is the only job that Demented Uncle Joe is able to hold: anyone in any other job who spews non-sequiturs like him will be kicked out.


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24Dec#12
People look into the homework of Claudine Gay, affirmative president of some trashy university, and found further evidence of plagiarism. What did they expect anyway?

What is Bobby insinuating? News talk about Palestine and Yemen incessantly. Ukraine is boring and stations cannot risk ratings.

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24Dec#14
Seems Argentina is running out of d'argent.


24Dec#15
Prion disease among deer with potential to spread to humans. Not a new thing but here's the archive of The Guardian article.

If Bobby caught prion encephalopathy, can we even tell?

24Dec#16

I never heard of pigeons being used as indicators of climate change, but I then know next to nothing about avian ecology in North America.

24Dec#17

Someone apparently think HIV, Monkeypox, and pedophilia are all caused by religion. If we stopped praying to God all of these will go away.

24Dec#18
If you don't convert to the transsexual faith, we'll fire you for the sake of "the workforce".

Transsexuals and work go like oil and water, as everyone knew.

24Dec#19

Who did the research Bobby? Would that perchance by "socially progressive" academics?

24Dec#20

Did Bridget Ziegler film her sex tape in the Capitol? If not, why should anyone care?

24Dec#21

Ignore Bobby's comment; he is reading nonsense into the scene. The married guy is the lucky one: he'll enjoy homemade meals with coffee, while the lucky owner of the PS5 will have to make do with fairly small amounts of McDs.

24Dec#22

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24Dec#25

I guess what Bobby wants to say is that capeshit fatigue is still not a thing: just wait till the next MCU feature!

24Dec#26
There are a lot of retweets about how Aquaman did worse than Brie Larson's soiled diaper. I'll only show two examples.

24Dec#27


24Dec#28

Keep coping bro.

24Dec#29
Star Wars


24Dec#30
A wizard turns a foot into a hand.


24Dec#31
More wizardry.


24Dec#32
Rebel Moon.

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24Dec#34
You are free to like Godzilla Minus One, but if you use the film at an argument against Hollywood, you are a "fake fan".


24Dec#35

If low cost is reflective of bad economy, why are Disney's films in the Biden era so expensive?

24Dec#36
It's the time of the month for Lon Harris to talk about Barbie again.


24Dec#37

Annoying meme song. The Academy does something right once in a blue moon.

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24Dec#41
Someone washes his hands from Scream 7. Don't know; don't care.

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24Dec#42
In Sesame Street, Elmo's dad tells his son that across the country, people of color, especially black people, are being treated unfairly because of their culture, race, and who they are, and that people have enough. "We have to end racism".

Say, has Sesame Street stopped teaching kids that 2 and 2 is 4? they'll eventually have to, when their researchers discover children of color, especially children people, have trouble understanding that.

24Dec#43
Offensive humor is okay if the nigger wins at the end.


24Dec#44
Why is Percy Jackson still a thing?

So do anyone who still cares about Percy Jackson.

24Dec#45


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24Dec#47
Oven dodger thinks of herself as "strange and unusual".

More like "nonce".

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24Dec#49
Poison Ivy has a child who "knows all about plant toxins". Don't know; don't care.


24Dec#50

There can be only one Cuties's Number One Fan, after all.

24Dec#51
Autistic "verse" shit. Don't know; don't care.


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24Dec#54
Ultraman.


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24Dec#56
China cracks down on video-game monetization, banning loot boxes, real-money auction houses, among other things.

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24Dec#58

This shit clogs up the Tranny Sideshows thread.

24Dec#59

One of the outcomes is still better than the other.

24Dec#60

 

[Dr J]

One "blink and you'll miss it" scene from the Ditko era I really loved was one of Parker's girls touching his bicep to get his attention, and then practically jumping in surprise when she noticed how hard his muscles were. I think all of Peter's positive traits were enhanced by "...I wonder what he looks like naked?"
Which, again, is something Bob need not worry about.

Yeah, Ultimate had a similar scene

Part of the problem over the years, especially in the comics, is that they never really allow Peter to become a responsible adult and take the story to the next stage. They constantly want him to be that irresponsible teenager/young adult that just got his powers and is struggling to walk that tight-rope. They've never allowed the character to have an image beyond just his struggles with the balance, they want him constantly default back because they think that is all there is to him as a character and to the story of Spider-Man.

Well, this was part of the conflict between Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. Stan Lee always saw Marvel and Spider-Man's selling point as being super heroes with normal, every day problems. Whereas Ditko felt that once Spider-Man graduated high school and became an adult he shouldn't be having those problems, he should be able to balance his life.

It was why "One More Day" is such a controversial comic: it represents the bigger issue of the writers constantly wanting to treat him like he's a teenager. Despite an adult for decades at that point in the comics, they couldn't allow him to develop into a seasoned veteran that is now leading a, normal adult life. He could still have his struggles that come with the job, but to have him actually find the balance and move the story of Spider-Man past his struggles to live both lives.

I think the bigger problem people have with it is they liked Mary Jane and they liked the Spider-Marriage and they were very resentful of a bunch of middle-aged comic creators dumping twenty years worth of continuity just so that Spider-Man could go back to the way he was when they read it when they were teenagers/young adults. Not to mention that One More Day was fucking dumb even ignoring these concerns

Also, going back to what I said about how Marvel scarcely know how to write the character better than Blob, a lot of them said stuff along the lines of 'Spider-Man shouldn't be married to a supermodel/someone who looks like a supermodel' which is A) projection worthy of Blob himself (just because you couldn't get a supermodel doesn't mean Spider-Man shouldn't be able to) and B) completely ignorant of who generally marries actresses/supermodels. A lot of them marry their director/photographer/whatever, and a fair amount are in that league of 'How the fuck did you get with her?'

So, do we think Blob can put his phone down for long enough tomorrow to enjoy some family time or will he show up at lesser brother's and camp on the couch furiously tweeting his genocidal fantasies?

He couldn't even put his phone away long enough to enjoy his sister's wedding in Mexico. Constant rage tweeting about how Mayonnaise Ghouls stole the SUPERIOR Christmas that he EARNED should be no thing to him

 

[Flexo]

I'm still catching up, but Film threat's reporting on what's gone wrong with Disney has started.

https://filmthreat.com/features/the-d-files-part-1-disney-and-the-downfall-of-john-lasseter/

https://youtu.be/XEEeDvivN5c?si=4QF8QTp9S4zMo0XO

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob has tweeted quite a bit this Christmas eve.

24Dec#03

In the same speech Trump also promises to close the borders, which would disproportionately benefit people who aren't rich as hell. So let's just agree Trump has something for everyone, hmm?

When you give the rich tax cuts they and their companies stay. Which means jobs for you and me!

24Dec#07

How does establishing a strong allyship in the Middle East make Trump "The worst president in U.S. history"?

In return for shutting up about the journalist, our ships wernt getting shot at. I see that as a absolute win.

24Dec#34
You are free to like Godzilla Minus One, but if you use the film at an argument against Hollywood, you are a "fake fan".


24Dec#35

If low cost is reflective of bad economy, why are Disney's films in the Biden era so expensive?

Ok I've seen minus one TWICE now, once by myself, once with family. Bob, you don't need 100+ million to succeed. Minus One is doing great. It may have benifeted from a tiny extra like the DIRECTOR wanted, but to be frank, it looked stunning. It had limits, but it was charming. More importantly it was clear they were allowed to be CREATIVE.