26Jan#01
26Jan#02

A million thanks to your side for not exterminating us. And I want The Flying Nun to explain why people are leaving California and Portland for Texas.
26Jan#03
The first event in the "insurrection" will be Trucker Convoy 2024. Bikers and ranchers welcome as well.

How? With your stink ditch?
26Jan#04
The Democrat is ready and willing to solve the border crisis.

Their solution: dismiss the border crisis as "misinformation".
26Jan#05

Hogg studies in Harvard so he must be right.
26Jan#06
1. I thought farming is obsolete, and that the American economy is propped up by Creative and Thinkery industries?
2. Just tell those journoroaches fired by
LA Times to take up farming. Problem solved.
26Jan#07
Bobby kisses up to Thought Slime and talks about "reverse-Boomering". Seems someone worries about dying again.
26Jan#08

Bobby: "Are you going to do something else to help instead?"
Also Bobby: My politics is 100% spite.
26Jan#09
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26Jan#11
This is not comedy; it is just Blumenthal telling the audience something he saw.
26Jan#12
I said 2024 is a good year.

As Bobby is fond of saying, "She looks essential".
26Jan#13
Jeff Pearlman gives advice to young roaches: make yourselves indispensable: make Instagrams, do Tik-Tok, podcasts, Substack. Build up your Twitter followings, so you have millions of people waiting for whatever you have to say. Write a book -- and not a book about yourself and your family dramas. Have a million different ways to stay relevant.

I don't agree with Pearlman: a journalist is not supposed to be a media personality. This is how journalism went to shit. If his "tough love" were "get a second degree, study several foreign languages, do volunteer works so you build up a social network for story leads" I'd be behind him.
26Jan#14

Thanks for pointing out that journalism is exploitative labor. That's why people should refrain from consuming the droppings of journoroaches. I hope Bobby reads the bit about fast food.
26Jan#15
More jerbs are being replaced by machines.
A&N

So is Bobby calling BS on the suggestion that self-checkout makes theft easier?
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26Jan#17
Nostalgia is reactionary, except when it happens to Bobby, then it is counter-reactionary.
26Jan#18
Chad-jawed Zachery only thinks about himself, not the children harmed by puberty blockers.
26Jan#19
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26Jan#21
More on Asmongold.

So that's why Bobby's videos look so cheap.
26Jan#22

In the end Asmongold is talking about a fucking
Pokemon game and its knock-off. If that is the kind of art that Dean Samed finds indispensable, I don't know what to say to him.
26Jan#23
26Jan#24

Yeah, as if the feeling of these "artists" mattered. And congrats to Microsoft for shedding off garbage.
26Jan#25

Whoever said anything about stock prices? Do you want companies to lose money and eventually fold, as long as your Artist God-Kings get paid till the bitter end?
26Jan#2
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Asmongold agrees that he is living on "stolen land", but -- again -- nobody cares and we aren't giving them back. He challenges those who profess to care to give their house to a "native American" family and leave the fucking country.
26Jan#27

99% of people aren't artists or voice actors full stop. So what's your point?
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26Jan#29

How many "deaths by spotlight" has Bobby suffered? Ans: not enough.
26Jan#30
26Jan#31
Bobby wants people who make Swift deepfakes to be brutalized by Jason Stratham.

What a bunch of Believers. And unlike Christians, they put their faith in a prostitute rather than God Himself.
26Jan#32

Taylor Swift is not even an artist. Do johns care about the feeling of hos? Do they send them flowers before or fruit baskets afterwards? BTW does the feeling of the men that this filthy whore ghost-wrote into her songs matter?
26Jan#33
And of course in the grand scheme of things, it is all about TRUMP!
26Jan#34
Well of Wisdom, by Peter Coffin.
26Jan#35
26Jan#36
Super-Robin thinks he is so gorgeous that he cannot possibly be straight.
26Jan#37

Anyone who co-stars with Turd Larson is immediately sus.
26Jan#38
26Jan#39
Another nunsploitation movie. Bobby is predictably enthusiastic.
26Jan#40
Remember that shitty book
Tuesdays With Morrie? Now Morrie is a horrifying macaw-thing that teaches a mother to come to terms with her daughter's impending death. Brought to you by A24.
26Jan#41
Post-cinema, introduced to the world by Harmony Korine, famed director of white trash subjects like
Gummo.
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