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Bob Chipman is the name of a fat person. Very rarely do people have such appropriate names
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dude is a legit mongo lmaoEt tu Chris?
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I don't know if we have this one yet. Chris posted it on Facebook without comments, 30 March 2019.
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Look how uncomfortable she looks around Bob.
The most I could see Bob doing in school is getting swirlied by the local chadsBob is a physical coward who doesn't have the level of insanity of some of the other cows on this site. I won't try to psychoanalyze him but he's never struck me as an "It's Maam" type or a Randy Stair type either. Of course, you never really know
Tankers are fat, and can't tie shoelaces. Why would you wish that on anyone? (I kid, I kid)Your son is based. Bob is projecting his military hate onto some poor kid, I can't really do anything but laugh. Hope you become a Tanker kid!
Again with the polo shirt under a blazer. At least it's not Mario themed or anything else. And he's doing the autistic thumbs up.View attachment 5680095View attachment 5680098
I wonder if Bob ever looks at these and thinks wistfully of what might have been.
Bob is a physical coward who doesn't have the level of insanity of some of the other cows on this site. I won't try to psychoanalyze him but he's never struck me as an "It's Maam" type or a Randy Stair type either. Of course, you never really know.
Lol. At least a Tanker gets to do something more with his life than living as a scared little liberal.Tankers are fat, and can't tie shoelaces. Why would you wish that on anyone? (I kid, I kid)
Bob your metabolism isn't the issue with your weight. Eating like a hog is. Also nice calling a woman a thing. I can smell the feminism from here.
Bob, maybe trannies are getting their licenses stripped because they're on a fuck ton of drugs. Also hope it's true.
DEI and diversity in films is forced. The market never fucking asked for it, it's closer to socialism than anything. 2015 was one of the last good years of cinema and gaming. Don't mock it Bobby.
At least the guy got on a treadmill Blobby. It explains why the mortal kombat animations are so fluid tho.
Fetterman has said a few things to distance himself from the Biden admin recently. Notably, he has said he thinks having a secure border shouldn't be a politically controversial position. Thus Bob can enjoy any misery the man suffers without having to worry that he is a "bad target."
Bob claiming to work in "Games Adjacent Media." Bob, your main job in media has been to recall in autistic detail minutia related to children's media. However, I don't want to discourage you. Please go back to making Game Overthinker videos about games that were popular 20 years ago.
Kill the Justice League is just as retarded as the name makes it sound. If Warner Brothers had smart people working there, they would realize that they need to be polishing up their superheroes, not degrading them and then murdering them (followed by desecrating their corpses, and I don't mean that as a metaphor. That's the actual plot of the game). At least, that's what they should be doing if they want James Gunn's project to make money. Whoever greenlit this game at Warner should be fired, but my guess is the suits at Warner don't realize that videogames have longer reach than actual comics now. (Though the actual comics are making all the characters gay, so it's not like those are better for the brand.)
I doubt Jillette was ever a principled libertarian. I think he was a cynic who wanted cocaine and prostitution to be legal, and he is a Bob Chipman style skeptic. So, the minute the LP disagrees with something he likes, he drops them. Imagine changing a long held political belief over Covid masking.31Jan#14
Penn Jillette, whom we have heard recently, stopped identifying as a libertarian when he found that the libertarian faith is opposed to masks.
Archive of Cracked.com interview.
Good riddance some other women will try to fill that spot
Bob, your schtick is movies. Stop pretending you're the next MatPat.
As a reminder, our highly evolved god-king Robert of Lynn typed that response out by hand.
Hypocrite that you are, Robert, for you demand increased automation and useless jobs being rendered obsolete. Yet when such jobs are rendered obsolete, you cry like the little bitch you are.
The one where Chris Chan rose up and went on a killing spree is this one
Yeah, I had followed Player Two Start for a while so that is where I got the inspiration, I suppose. I did give it some thought and decided against making alt-Bob into a school shooter because it was petty and unnecessary. The better "take that" would be to have Ma and Pa Chimpman forcing him to go to a better therapist and putting him on med so he becomes less of a sperg. alt-Bob subsequently takes film studies, maybe leaves home to go California for an internship at a production company and writes/directs/produces some indies films as he works his way up the ladder. Hell, maybe he even gets into stable relationship where he's regularly getting laid.Bob is a physical coward who doesn't have the level of insanity of some of the other cows on this site. I won't try to psychoanalyze him but he's never struck me as an "It's Maam" type or a Randy Stair type either. Of course, you never really know.
If I were writing a Bob murder story it would be one where he ran some poor person down while driving drunk and incompetently tried to dispose of the body. The story could get increasing tense as he makes more and more mistakes.Yeah, I had followed Player Two Start for a while so that is where I got the inspiration, I suppose. I did give it some thought and decided against making alt-Bob into a school shooter because it was petty and unnecessary. The better "take that" would be to have Ma and Pa Chimpman forcing him to go to a better therapist and putting him on med so he becomes less of a sperg. alt-Bob subsequently takes film studies, maybe leaves home to go California for an internship at a production company and writes/directs/produces some indies films as he works his way up the ladder. Hell, maybe he even gets into stable relationship where he's regularly getting laid.
Why? Bob is a miserable cunt who resides in a Hell of his own making, but only partially aware of it and refuses to take responsibility for his own repugnant personality. I would find some twisted satisfaction in imagining a scenario where Bob is living out his dream because it is forever unobtainable to him in real life and, frankly, he brought it on himself.
However, it's unlikely that it would feature in my alternate history. My focus is primarily on popular culture (with an emphasis on comic books) and I'm more fascinated with the idea of James Cameron directing Spider-Man and Steven Spielberg getting a second chance with Superman than Bob.
Slightly off topic, I once had an idea for a serial killer who goes after fat people. It was a comedy about him fucking up the first victim. Takes him twenty minutes to kill the guy, then he has car troubles and has to drag the body by hand to the dump site, and when he gets there the cops grab him and discover the victim was actually still alive. Now in my head, Bob is someone who could be the body, but he would probably fuck up just as badly as the killer in my story.If I were writing a Bob murder story it would be one where he ran some poor person down while driving drunk and incompetently tried to dispose of the body. The story could get increasing tense as he makes more and more mistakes.
That's because America is currently headed by, arguably, the single most incompetent candidate ever to be elected to the White House.
Ilhan Omar is one of The SQUAD: The Sisters Quickly Undermining American Diplomacy.[2024.01.31-03] Ilhan Omar admits her interest is not in America, but in Somalia. “While I am in Congress, no one will take Somalia’s sea."
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Moviebob's always shown more concern over the Frosty machine than anyone who was involved in burning down that Wendy's in Georgia.
"Ginned up" a border crisis? Mr. Stancil, are you capable of pulling your head out of your ass without decapitating yourself?
Whatever you say, Misogynistbob.
Moviebob's prob'ly pissed at the very thought there won't be a Mario balloon during this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.Helium is the second most abundant element in the universe. You can't blame God for not having made enough helium, Mr. Science C. Thinker.
Gotta agree with @Le_CrocMonsieur here. Apparently, it's "fascist" to not placate Moviebob's delusions.
Ah, the key word here is sex. The people here are complaining about being discriminated by gender indentity. By their very definitions, sex and gender identity are mutually exclusive.
So says Moviebob, drooling idiot with racist, chauvenistic tendencies.
I wouldn't be surprised if adhering to hte government's mandates may have cost Jillette a huger percentage of his fanbase.[2024.01.31-14] Penn Jillette, whom we have heard recently, stopped identifying as a libertarian when he found that the libertarian faith is opposed to masks.
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When Moviebob says something is amazing, humanity had better take notice and prepare themselves for the aboslute worst that could possibly happen.
Moviebob's misogyny is not masked. Moviebob's misogyny is open and on permanent display.
Taylor Swift posing with a platter full of Biden/Harris 2020 cookies was more than enough for me not to give her any more of my attention.
Can't tell if Positron's comment here related to Musk's bank account or Musk's genitalia.
Is Moviebob still seething about being let go from The Escapist twice? If so...
No. You'd be lucky if your monetary gains from this argument amounted to more than two dollars.
And if @SPVCEVVITCH does cry after losing... "their" job, their tears are worth basking in.Don't cry on Twitter when you get fired in 2024.
Moviebob: "As someone who's been working in the games/adjacent media..."
You know when Moviebob pulls out the "you're not a person" defense (which, last I knew, obvious dehumanization violates X-Twitter's TOS), Bob doesn't have a valid counter-argument.
Which is the exact reason why I refuse to watch anything Moviebob's associated with.Artists have the right to dream as everybody else; neither they, nor anyone else, have the right to get paid for their dreams.
Once again, Moviebob has no valid counter-argument.
Hypocrite. You use an AI tool to translate your stock abuse into Japanese.
Not gonna lie: I was miffed about John Fetterman being elected as a Pennsylvania Senator in 2022, mainly because he had recently suffered a stroke and was not in any condition to bear the stresses required by elected officials. As time has passed and Fetterman's shown significant signs of recovery, he seems to be more level-headed than most Democrats currently in office. I'm glad Fetterman sees that the weak border with Mexico should concern everybody.Did fetterman stroke just unlock parts his brain or something ? That's an actual fair opinion, he didn't have these before